Star vs. the Forces of Evil (2015) s04e10 Episode Script

Cornball; Meteora's Lesson

1 It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from around here I'm from another dimension Gonna get a little weird Gonna have a good time I ain't from around here I'm from another Whoo-hoo! Yeah! I'm talking rainbows I'm talking puppies Fa-fa-fa-fa Fa-fa-foo! It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from around here I'm from another dimension Okay! You can open your eyes now! They are open already.
Your hands are still in way.
- Oh.
My bad.
- [gasps] You have brought me to cornball game? And front-row seats? Not just any front-row seats.
You, my friend, are the personal guest of Queen Eclipsa herself.
Hi! Have you seen my baby? Eclipsa, this is Buff Frog.
Very nice to meet you.
Sweetie! [giggles] Sweetie, come back to Mommy! So cornball! The greatest sport.
Brings together families.
Star Butterfly, what are you planning? Nothing.
I'm just really excited to watch this game with you and maybe convince you to come back to Mewni.
Why would cornball game do that? Because, Buff Frog, this isn't just any cornball game.
For the first time, Mewmans and monsters will play together.
You mean against each other.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
With each other! This is the first-ever integrated match.
Monsters and Mewmans working together on the same teams! That is terrible idea! Okay, okay.
okay, just hear me out.
I know things were bad when you left.
Like, really super, super bad.
But things have changed.
Thanks to Eclipsa, monsters and Mewmans are totally equal now.
Just because things have changed does not mean they are better.
Look, I know this is a lot to take in, but can you please just give this game a chance? For me? Hmm.
All right, Star Butterfly.
For you.
Anyway, I cannot turn down a free cornball game.
[exclaims] But beside all that, how did you even track me down? I am master spy and made sure we were untraceable.
- I have my ways.
- [croaking] Whoa! Huh? Whoa! Ooh! [slurping] Hi! I'm so excited to see my first cornball game! Katrina, did you tell Star where we were hiding? What did I say about being master spy? You cannot let anyone know what you are doing.
Just like how you had no idea I was still in contact with Star on a daily basis? One day, she will surpass me.
I am so proud.
[Kelly over PA] Welcome to the first-ever monster and Mewman cornball game.
It's starting! We are so glad you could all join us today for the greatest game! Whoo-hoo! Cornball! Yeah! Ow! That's so loud! [chuckles] Sorry, dude.
I am just so hyped! Hey, nothing wrong with that.
I just wish I understood the rules.
Mm, don't worry.
I got you covered.
Okay, so that's Selena Fortune, Mewni's number-one cob-kicker.
- Mm-hmm.
- Bleck Drockman, - the MCL's top stickler! - Stick, uh, what? Yeah.
The Cassidy Brothers, they are - an unstoppable moat guardian combo.
- Huh? That's Midfield husker Danny Doom, but that's just a nickname.
Wait.
And new up-and-comer Blabby FrontFaws.
Oh, yeah.
But those are just player names.
I don't know what they actually do.
Hmm.
Oh! I know.
I have an expanded limited collector edition of the original rules and [grunts] regulations - It'll clear everything up.
- This is big.
[groans, exclaims] Do you need any help? Nah, girl.
I'm super good at books.
Uh, you don't have to stay here either.
You could go sit with Star if you want.
No, that's okay.
We just got done with this whole drama with the Blood Moon Ball.
It's kind of a long story, but If you came here to see some cornball, - let me hear you scream! - [crowd roars] Oh, sorry, Marco.
[chuckles] I'm kind of in, like, professional mode when I work, yeah.
Uh, were you saying something? Nah, it's not important.
You do your thing.
I'll go grab us some snacks and, uh [grunts] skim through the rule book.
Sounds good, breakup buddy.
What up, sports fans? It is time to pick teams.
Today's captain for the purple team is Bleck Drockman, and for the red team, Jason Sheffield.
Aw, yes.
This is where the magic happens.
I'm so excited! - Let's not get hopes up.
- Shh! Let them concentrate.
And first pick for Bleck is Blabby FrontFaws.
Bleck is going for an aggressive offense with the up-and-coming rookie.
So, monster picks monster.
Oh, it's just the first pick.
I mean, come on.
Look at that guy.
He's built like a tank.
And Jason goes for Selena.
Selena is known for preferring a low-scoring game.
And Mewman pick Mewman.
Yeah.
[nervous chuckle] And Bleck's turn.
Back to Jason.
Bleck again.
Now Jason.
Now Bleck.
Back to Jason.
It looks like old alliances hold strong on the field today, folks.
Oh, come on! What are you doing? You guys notice anything? This is supposed to be an integrated exhibition match, but you're the super opposite of that right now.
Come on! Time to mix it up, guys! [all muttering] It is not going to be working, Star.
I don't get it.
Is this part of the game? - No.
- Hmm This is gonna ruin everything.
Eclipsa! What should we do? - Oh.
Well, perhaps we should - [snarls] Popcorn.
Get your popcorn.
[crying out] Sweetie, what did Mommy say about preying on those weaker than you? I just want to watch them play.
- Hey, uh, want to see something cool? - Yeah.
I just got a brand-new cornball.
Want to go test it out? Yeah! Come on! This can't be that hard! You guys have so much in common! Like what, even? Uh, what about monsters and Mewmans both love cornball.
She's right.
[man] But Mewmans love cornball way more! In fact, Mewmans love cornball so much, we invented it.
Hey, even if that were true, which it's not, monsters perfected cornball! [man] Why don't you come here and say that to my face? I am not liking this vibe.
[seethes] They are ruining the spirit of cornball! Hey, got you a cornshake.
No time for cornshakes, Marco! I got to go save cornball! Hey, uh, wait.
Wh-Who's gonna announce? Oh, yeah.
Uh, cover for me, okay? If you have any questions, check the manual.
Right.
Just check the manual.
Chapter one The first-ever cornball players were Mewman.
That's a fact.
Oh, yeah? Where did you read that? A Mewman history book? - Hey, you want to come too? - Come where? - To [whispering] - Wow! Really? Yeah! Follow me! Oh, come on.
Guys, guys, cut it out! Magic bubble double diffusion! - What's happening? - Whatever's going on is your fault! [seethes] - [crowd boos] - [Star] You guys need to cool it! Would it really kill you to just give each other a chance? The only thing I'm giving this guy is a piece of my mind! Yeah.
Forget cornball.
Let's settle this the old-fashioned way! [all chanting] Fight, fight, fight, fight! - Guys - Do not bother, Star.
It was good for you to be trying, but I knew Mewni was not ready for this kind of thing.
No, no, no.
I know things look bad now, but we can't give up yet.
Eclipsa, Show Buff Frog how much you care about monster-Mewman unity.
What? Oh, I'm sorry, dear.
I'm afraid I'm still looking for Meteora.
I don't want her running off on her own if a brawl breaks out.
Yes.
This place is no longer safe for the children.
It is time for me to leave.
- But, Buff Frog- - But, nothing.
I refuse to put my family in danger.
Katrina, Buff children, - we leave now.
- 'Sup, Dad? Alexi, Anya, where are your brothers and sisters? - At the cornball game.
- What? Where? Not that game.
The other game.
Yeah, the actually fun one.
The other game? - Wow.
- Whoa! [laughing, whooping] Hey, over here! [chuckles] They're playing cornball.
[Marco] Okay, okay, so-so if a kicker kicks with his left leg and scores, that's three points.
But if it's raining on a Tuesday, then that's four points.
- I get it! It's so simple! - [kids exclaiming] Huh? What? Where's that coming from? [screams] The game's over here now? Aw! How did I miss this? All right, uh And they're off! The red team's hitting the offense hard with a classic, uh, creepy crop circle formation.
And the game's really starting to heat up, folks.
Team red's going all in with the beanbag blitz.
Team purple counters with a hula hoop hustle.
Hey, they made my Jeanie third kicksmith.
That's cute.
They made my kid first kicksmith.
- He's got it! - [crowd cheers] [gasps] There you are.
Well, all's well that ends well.
Jordie, smile for Mommy.
Go get 'em, Lexxy! Here come the huckster hurdles.
They're clearing one, two, three.
They nailed it! Got some great monster-Mewman teamwork here.
Hey, your kids got moves.
We've got some air time Nope! Interception by the moat guardian! And he's tossing to his tenth baseman! This is for you David.
I'll always love you! - [whistle blows] - Wait.
What's going on here? Oh.
That's rule 23: no shout-outs to exes on the field.
Oh, yeah.
That makes no sense at all.
- And it's the final play? - What? One more cross-field goal could mean Katrina steals the ball! Looks like team red has it in the bag, folks.
[Kelly] Katrina's bookin' it towards the goal! She's got a clear shot! She's going for it! [all gasp] It is a corn in the hole! What does that mean? It means they just scored 15 points! They won! Fifteen points? What kind of rule is You know what? I give up.
[all cheering] - Good game.
- It was so much fun.
- That was awesome! - Great job! Yeah, we should do it again.
Hey, your kid played a pretty amazing game.
And your kid's got quite the kick for a monster.
- What did you say? - Oh, come on.
You people get offended by anything! I'm not just gonna stand here while you belittle And we're back to this.
Hey, Katrina, everything okay? Yeah.
I just wish we could've won.
Guess we will need rematch.
But cornball is only played on Mewni.
Then I guess we will have to stay.
- What? -What? Thanks, Dad! Buff Frog, are you serious? I still have doubts, but this game has filled me with hope.
I'm gonna go tell everyone! But the adults are still angry with each other.
[scoffs] Our generation is garbage.
- But the little ones - [giggles] they might turn out okay.