Sunes jul (1991) s01e18 Episode Script
Julgranen
1
Can you cut a spruce here?
I pay taxes, have done the dirty work,
donate money to Save the Children
I have all the rights on my side.
Right of public access.
Now we'll cut spruce, yes!
Now let's cut ourselves a graaaaan!
Yeah!
-Move!
-Ouch! What are you doing?
What into the whole?
It's not possible Not possible!
Every single time our
family has to do something
Sune! Anna! Håkan! Did you lift
the saw and the ax out of the car?
-I do not think you put anything in the car,
-It's clear I did!
Are you absolutely sure that you are not,
as if by mistake, lifting out of the stuff?
Ouch!
My wonderful little darlings, I
swear and promise not to get angry.
-We have not taken anything out of the car,
-We may well go home and pick them up,
Never in my life.
I can do this anyway.
It's fun to chop spruce.
Or how, Håkan?
Into the car, not a sound.
-How far have we really driven?
-Well, 6 180 miles or so. How so?
Do you know, Dad? This car
journey has cost 165-170 kronor
to date.
Well, at least it's cheaper than
-to go down to the square and buy
a ready-cut spruce for 200 bucks.
We get fresh air and nature
experiences and a wonderful day!
Out now!
-Håkan! No
Can't we go to a spruce
and chop it from the car door?
-Why?
-Because I'm tired in the legs.
-Then I'd rather stay in the car,
-Okay, do it then.
Do not exhale, it becomes foggy., It is difficult
to get rid of. Breathe a little gently.
Puffs against the window
Now we will try to find a
really nice Christmas tree.
To the right of! To the left of!
March! Go out and look!
-Dad! There is a nice spruce!
-Where? Wait
-Where then? Where?
-Where!
Tightening, otherwise the Santa
will not come in the Christmas
-or you get soft packages with
tablecloths and knitted socks.
-Som kliar.
-Ah, I was just kidding.
-Here is a nice spruce!
-We're coming!
Hurry up now,
Yes, but it's wonderful!
Bell sounds!
I call it a Christmas tree, that.
Yes, that's great!
- Can you really cut spruce here?
-I know what I'm doing,
-Why are you asking that?
-It is illegal.
Illegal! Sune thinks that now there
will be prison and long interrogations.
None of us will leave here
until you have acknowledged,
Cigg?
Yes, then we start over.
You are therefore suspected of aiding
and abetting illegal logging and theft.
In addition, we have strong
evidence that your father Rudolf
held the ax.
In any case, it is
cheaper. Or how, Anna?
Yes,
Oops!
Give me the ax, and I'll receive you,
And so over with you too., So
Oh my God
So.
Go there, Anna.
You have a strap somewhere.
So you can start tying with, ..
Yes, what the hell
So there,
-And what's going on here?
-The forester,
You know that it is forbidden to
cut spruce without permission?
JO Vi
He has paid taxes, gone bankrupt
and sent money to save children!
-It's my son
-Yeah, that was good.
But chopping a spruce is illegal.
-No one may leave until you have admitted.
-I do not want to be questioned!
Yes, yes, because it's Christmas
soon, you'll avoid a fine - this time.
-Thank, thank you
-But I have to seize the Christmas tree.
Of course The strap So!
It was for my pants
It can get so crazy.
-What is it?
-You are welcome. Thanks
Moose shit. -Merry Christmas!
Good.
The car starts up
Did you think that everyone who
drove around us honked and waved?
«At Christmas time, people become good and happy.
-It probably was not because of that.
Stop grinning.
Fanfare
Thank you, Håkan. Very beautiful.
Anna, hold the Christmas tree. Do not fuss now!
Take the glove and hold the Christmas tree,
Fanfar -Thank you
- Are you holding the Christmas tree now ?! -Yes!
-You hear me then?
Do you see me? No!
I get the foot.
We will now put the Christmas tree in the
foot! Please lift the Christmas tree now!
Stop! Lower the Christmas tree now!
Stop!
Our spruce
Come on, kids. Now we go down
to the square and buy a spruce.
Thanks
Can you cut a spruce here?
I pay taxes, have done the dirty work,
donate money to Save the Children
I have all the rights on my side.
Right of public access.
Now we'll cut spruce, yes!
Now let's cut ourselves a graaaaan!
Yeah!
-Move!
-Ouch! What are you doing?
What into the whole?
It's not possible Not possible!
Every single time our
family has to do something
Sune! Anna! Håkan! Did you lift
the saw and the ax out of the car?
-I do not think you put anything in the car,
-It's clear I did!
Are you absolutely sure that you are not,
as if by mistake, lifting out of the stuff?
Ouch!
My wonderful little darlings, I
swear and promise not to get angry.
-We have not taken anything out of the car,
-We may well go home and pick them up,
Never in my life.
I can do this anyway.
It's fun to chop spruce.
Or how, Håkan?
Into the car, not a sound.
-How far have we really driven?
-Well, 6 180 miles or so. How so?
Do you know, Dad? This car
journey has cost 165-170 kronor
to date.
Well, at least it's cheaper than
-to go down to the square and buy
a ready-cut spruce for 200 bucks.
We get fresh air and nature
experiences and a wonderful day!
Out now!
-Håkan! No
Can't we go to a spruce
and chop it from the car door?
-Why?
-Because I'm tired in the legs.
-Then I'd rather stay in the car,
-Okay, do it then.
Do not exhale, it becomes foggy., It is difficult
to get rid of. Breathe a little gently.
Puffs against the window
Now we will try to find a
really nice Christmas tree.
To the right of! To the left of!
March! Go out and look!
-Dad! There is a nice spruce!
-Where? Wait
-Where then? Where?
-Where!
Tightening, otherwise the Santa
will not come in the Christmas
-or you get soft packages with
tablecloths and knitted socks.
-Som kliar.
-Ah, I was just kidding.
-Here is a nice spruce!
-We're coming!
Hurry up now,
Yes, but it's wonderful!
Bell sounds!
I call it a Christmas tree, that.
Yes, that's great!
- Can you really cut spruce here?
-I know what I'm doing,
-Why are you asking that?
-It is illegal.
Illegal! Sune thinks that now there
will be prison and long interrogations.
None of us will leave here
until you have acknowledged,
Cigg?
Yes, then we start over.
You are therefore suspected of aiding
and abetting illegal logging and theft.
In addition, we have strong
evidence that your father Rudolf
held the ax.
In any case, it is
cheaper. Or how, Anna?
Yes,
Oops!
Give me the ax, and I'll receive you,
And so over with you too., So
Oh my God
So.
Go there, Anna.
You have a strap somewhere.
So you can start tying with, ..
Yes, what the hell
So there,
-And what's going on here?
-The forester,
You know that it is forbidden to
cut spruce without permission?
JO Vi
He has paid taxes, gone bankrupt
and sent money to save children!
-It's my son
-Yeah, that was good.
But chopping a spruce is illegal.
-No one may leave until you have admitted.
-I do not want to be questioned!
Yes, yes, because it's Christmas
soon, you'll avoid a fine - this time.
-Thank, thank you
-But I have to seize the Christmas tree.
Of course The strap So!
It was for my pants
It can get so crazy.
-What is it?
-You are welcome. Thanks
Moose shit. -Merry Christmas!
Good.
The car starts up
Did you think that everyone who
drove around us honked and waved?
«At Christmas time, people become good and happy.
-It probably was not because of that.
Stop grinning.
Fanfare
Thank you, Håkan. Very beautiful.
Anna, hold the Christmas tree. Do not fuss now!
Take the glove and hold the Christmas tree,
Fanfar -Thank you
- Are you holding the Christmas tree now ?! -Yes!
-You hear me then?
Do you see me? No!
I get the foot.
We will now put the Christmas tree in the
foot! Please lift the Christmas tree now!
Stop! Lower the Christmas tree now!
Stop!
Our spruce
Come on, kids. Now we go down
to the square and buy a spruce.
Thanks