Super Mario World (1991) s01e02 Episode Script
The Wheel Thing
When I got picked to be Game Master, I
couldn't believe I was really in Video Land.
But ever since I got here, it's been
one exciting adventure after another.
Maybe I'll never go home.
What can I say? I'm hooked!
In Super Mario World,
you've got to move fast.
Mario and Luigi are doing what they can.
Goshi and the princess
are even they must have.
Super Mario World.
Super Mario World, it's
a blast from the past.
In Super Mario World, it's a blast.
Are we all the world.
could do to make their life easier.
Yeah, like what?
I can't think of anything.
I'm spinning my wheel.
Ah, I've got it!
Hold it steady, Luigi.
Good idea, Mario. Great idea.
In fact, just the idea I
needed to conquer the dome.
How many more of these wheels
do we have to invent, Mario?
I'm tired!
Woohoo!
Take five, Luigi!
They're too heavy!
Then take two!
Let's try these out on the natives.
Oh!
Oh!
Oga!
Oga!
Surprise!
Yeah, give your back break.
Ugh, jack'em, drash'em.
Ah, use your head.
Oh, uga-boofa-boofa-boofa.
Oh.
So much for progress.
So much for progress.
Bon appetito, Yoshi!
No, Auga, not that!
Oga splatt!
Well, that too.
Hold on.
Luigi, you still have a spare fireflower?
Be my guest.
Uh.
All right, Luigi!
Give me some of that prehistoric rod.
What?
Give it here, you ravenous reptile.
Hey!
I'm still hungry.
Wow!
And I thought I was hungry all the time.
All it takes.
is a little Brooklyn know-how.
And the sense of balance.
Yo!
We got wheels!
Buga-Muga-Lu-Lu-Ga-Lu-Gi-Ga.
I'm styling!
Oh, that looked like fun!
Wait for you see, Luigi.
Whoa!
Oh, Bunga!
Bunga!
Yay!
Yeah!
and we're going!
Oh, it's good.
Behold, our Capemobile
assembly line, princess!
We're on a roll.
The cave people are going to have wheels
before you can say Henry Ford.
Uh, are you sure they're ready for this?
Of course they are.
They are.
They can't stay primitive forever.
Here, check it out.
Yoshi's in charge of wheel
and chassis production.
Fulga here handles the seat.
There's our chassis bashing.
What's a chassis?
It's kind of high-tech.
You'll see.
Now, the all-important
engine housing unit!
But what makes them run?
One one.
Gooba power special.
You put the pedal to the metal and
Luga!
A luga!
It even has a horn?
That's not the horn.
That's the driver.
I still think we're moving
them forward too fast.
Mario! Maybe we should have
invented driver's education first.
Forget it. You'll catch on.
Then they'll thank us.
Create my most monstrous invention ever!
Oh!
Oh!
Your turn is traffic
cop, Mr. Bender, Bender.
If only Yoshi would stop
nibbling on the stop signs.
It's a nightmare out there.
Yush!
Hey, I thought they'd
catch you on by now.
They're catching it all right.
I think they blame us.
It's all part of being civilized.
Don't worry, Luigi.
What are they going to do?
banish us to the lab of pits?
Whoa!
Wow!
Okay, so they banished us.
Help me with my brilliant invention.
Today, the dome city
Tomorrow the world!
Fantastic!
What is it?
Mega Mechanosaur!
Big feet for short.
The cookie key for short.
The cookie key to any door.
Oh, what makes it go?
A genuine cave patch doll!
All the board, King Dad!
Ah, let's go!
Passing your seatbelt!
It's going to be a bulky ride!
Whoa!
What seatbelt?
Yuga, yikes!
Uga!
Uga! What's wrong?
Uga Luka Luka Mario's!
You'd like the Mario's to come back?
I didn't know they were gone.
Guga Mario lava, gucuhu.
You banished them to the lava pits!
Uka fluga, gupa, poofa.
Yikes!
I'll get right on it!
Good thing you had your emergency
pizza stash with you, Mario.
Ah, a message from the prince.
What does she say?
Tinkety-tink, tink, tink!
Does that mean what I tink it means?
Yep. Morse code.
Please come home and help the cave
people get rid of Kupa and kooky.
Ah!
Catch, Mario!
Hold on, Luigi!
Come on, Luigi!
Come fly with me Luigi!
Ouch, slow down, Cookie!
Later, King Dad!
Got to finish the Cookie
Bunkupa Memorial Freeway!
Huh, that's what he thinks.
Speed bump logs.
Check. Traffic lights?
Check.
Railroad crossing arms.
Check.
And hot holes.
Hot holes?
Uh-bougar, I'm ready and hungry.
Everything is ready, put the pedal now.
That's up, owner, city, here we come.
I've got the faster
set up wheels in town.
The top of motor, city, here we come.
The road is if we every light is green.
But, boom, over, city, here we are.
Nobody could stop this awesome.
Machine.
Motor City, here we come.
Rib it up.
Just a little bit faster.
Let it up.
Just a little bit faster.
Go, go, go, go.
Motor City.
Go ahead.
Motor City.
Here we
Motor City.
Here we call the City.
Better City.
Got any other bright ideas, Cookie?
Fasson your seat, boo.
So, you think we should forget about
this wheel thing for a few years?
Yeah, a few thousand.
couldn't believe I was really in Video Land.
But ever since I got here, it's been
one exciting adventure after another.
Maybe I'll never go home.
What can I say? I'm hooked!
In Super Mario World,
you've got to move fast.
Mario and Luigi are doing what they can.
Goshi and the princess
are even they must have.
Super Mario World.
Super Mario World, it's
a blast from the past.
In Super Mario World, it's a blast.
Are we all the world.
could do to make their life easier.
Yeah, like what?
I can't think of anything.
I'm spinning my wheel.
Ah, I've got it!
Hold it steady, Luigi.
Good idea, Mario. Great idea.
In fact, just the idea I
needed to conquer the dome.
How many more of these wheels
do we have to invent, Mario?
I'm tired!
Woohoo!
Take five, Luigi!
They're too heavy!
Then take two!
Let's try these out on the natives.
Oh!
Oh!
Oga!
Oga!
Surprise!
Yeah, give your back break.
Ugh, jack'em, drash'em.
Ah, use your head.
Oh, uga-boofa-boofa-boofa.
Oh.
So much for progress.
So much for progress.
Bon appetito, Yoshi!
No, Auga, not that!
Oga splatt!
Well, that too.
Hold on.
Luigi, you still have a spare fireflower?
Be my guest.
Uh.
All right, Luigi!
Give me some of that prehistoric rod.
What?
Give it here, you ravenous reptile.
Hey!
I'm still hungry.
Wow!
And I thought I was hungry all the time.
All it takes.
is a little Brooklyn know-how.
And the sense of balance.
Yo!
We got wheels!
Buga-Muga-Lu-Lu-Ga-Lu-Gi-Ga.
I'm styling!
Oh, that looked like fun!
Wait for you see, Luigi.
Whoa!
Oh, Bunga!
Bunga!
Yay!
Yeah!
and we're going!
Oh, it's good.
Behold, our Capemobile
assembly line, princess!
We're on a roll.
The cave people are going to have wheels
before you can say Henry Ford.
Uh, are you sure they're ready for this?
Of course they are.
They are.
They can't stay primitive forever.
Here, check it out.
Yoshi's in charge of wheel
and chassis production.
Fulga here handles the seat.
There's our chassis bashing.
What's a chassis?
It's kind of high-tech.
You'll see.
Now, the all-important
engine housing unit!
But what makes them run?
One one.
Gooba power special.
You put the pedal to the metal and
Luga!
A luga!
It even has a horn?
That's not the horn.
That's the driver.
I still think we're moving
them forward too fast.
Mario! Maybe we should have
invented driver's education first.
Forget it. You'll catch on.
Then they'll thank us.
Create my most monstrous invention ever!
Oh!
Oh!
Your turn is traffic
cop, Mr. Bender, Bender.
If only Yoshi would stop
nibbling on the stop signs.
It's a nightmare out there.
Yush!
Hey, I thought they'd
catch you on by now.
They're catching it all right.
I think they blame us.
It's all part of being civilized.
Don't worry, Luigi.
What are they going to do?
banish us to the lab of pits?
Whoa!
Wow!
Okay, so they banished us.
Help me with my brilliant invention.
Today, the dome city
Tomorrow the world!
Fantastic!
What is it?
Mega Mechanosaur!
Big feet for short.
The cookie key for short.
The cookie key to any door.
Oh, what makes it go?
A genuine cave patch doll!
All the board, King Dad!
Ah, let's go!
Passing your seatbelt!
It's going to be a bulky ride!
Whoa!
What seatbelt?
Yuga, yikes!
Uga!
Uga! What's wrong?
Uga Luka Luka Mario's!
You'd like the Mario's to come back?
I didn't know they were gone.
Guga Mario lava, gucuhu.
You banished them to the lava pits!
Uka fluga, gupa, poofa.
Yikes!
I'll get right on it!
Good thing you had your emergency
pizza stash with you, Mario.
Ah, a message from the prince.
What does she say?
Tinkety-tink, tink, tink!
Does that mean what I tink it means?
Yep. Morse code.
Please come home and help the cave
people get rid of Kupa and kooky.
Ah!
Catch, Mario!
Hold on, Luigi!
Come on, Luigi!
Come fly with me Luigi!
Ouch, slow down, Cookie!
Later, King Dad!
Got to finish the Cookie
Bunkupa Memorial Freeway!
Huh, that's what he thinks.
Speed bump logs.
Check. Traffic lights?
Check.
Railroad crossing arms.
Check.
And hot holes.
Hot holes?
Uh-bougar, I'm ready and hungry.
Everything is ready, put the pedal now.
That's up, owner, city, here we come.
I've got the faster
set up wheels in town.
The top of motor, city, here we come.
The road is if we every light is green.
But, boom, over, city, here we are.
Nobody could stop this awesome.
Machine.
Motor City, here we come.
Rib it up.
Just a little bit faster.
Let it up.
Just a little bit faster.
Go, go, go, go.
Motor City.
Go ahead.
Motor City.
Here we
Motor City.
Here we call the City.
Better City.
Got any other bright ideas, Cookie?
Fasson your seat, boo.
So, you think we should forget about
this wheel thing for a few years?
Yeah, a few thousand.