Super Mario World (1991) s01e06 Episode Script
The Night Before Cave Christmas
When I got picked to be Game Master, I
couldn't believe I was really in video land.
But ever since I got here, it's been
one exciting adventure after another.
Maybe I'll never go home.
What can I say? I'm hooked.
Super Mario Super Mario World
Super Mario World
Super Mario World
It's a blot from your past
In Super Mario World
You've got to move fast
Mario and Luigi
are doing what they can
Goshi and the princess
I live in there my pair
Super Mario
Super Mario World
Super Mario World
It's a blast from deep past
In Super Mario
Mario
It's a blast
It's a blast
Dino World
is not.
Stop it, you two. There's
plenty for both of you.
Yo!
Uktar's impossible.
All he does all day is
squabble with Yoshi.
It's not just him.
Luke!
It's like Uktar started an epidemic.
We've got to do something.
Maybe if we could get Uktar to be
nicer, it might rub off on the others.
You know how everyone gets nice
to each other around the holidays?
Michael!
Yo!
Hey, you mean like Christmas?
You popped your plunger, big brother.
It's the middle of August.
Mycorn!
We're in dinosaur world, Luigi.
We can have a Christmas any time we want.
The cave people don't know it
doesn't come in the summer.
My corn.
My corn.
We'll call it Cave Christmas.
What that?
It's a day when everyone's
nice to each other.
Oh, got boring, man.
And kids get lots of treats.
Ooh, eat, wheat.
Hmm, getting better.
And there's this nice
guy named Santa Claus
who brings presents to all
the kids who've been good.
Only good kids?
That's right, Uktar.
Dino bummer, dude.
Merry Cave Christmas, everyone!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yeah!
Cave Christmas!
What's that pipe squeezer up to now?
It's the hottest day of the year.
See, Bulley, the cutting
a Christmas tree.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Hey.
Remember, Yoshi, Santa Claus only
brings presents to good children.
This Santa Claus only brings
presents to good children?
What kind of wimp is he?
Don't worry, boy.
I have a plan.
Uh-Tar want.
Uktar, I know you're there.
All these toys!
All these toys!
I can't wait to see all those
happy children on Cave Christmas Morning.
You're gonna wait a long time, Princess.
Because these toys are
going to my Cooper kids
on Cooper Christmas morning.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ah, Cave Christmas Eve.
Just like back home in
Brooklyn, ah, Luigi?
Not exactly.
Oh, not exactly.
Before Santa visit Goody Two
- foot's, Ucta get best toys.
Dino Bunga!
Oh, get caught!
Are those cave kids gonna
whimper when they find out
I cooped all their toys?
Merry Cooper Christmas, boys and girls.
So, what do you think?
Don't try wearing it in Brooklyn.
The toys! They're gone!
And I know who's still.
And I know who's still.
Dolem!
Cooper!
Look!
Here's one of his scales!
Why, that contemptible corpuscle!
This is low, even for Cooper!
What are you gonna do?
Only one thing to do!
Go to Neon Castle and get them back!
You!
My cupillings will be so happy
when they see all the wonderful presents
I stole for them.
You!
What are you doing in my
bag of toys, Cave Creep?
Your bag? These's my toys, Cooper, dude.
Wrong, prehistoric punk. They're mine.
Yeah? What, this scale brain?
Give it back. That's the bully.
Mine now.
Oogabamba! Give Babamba!
Give Babom to own kids?
I'm glad you not my dad.
Stop!
You're not supposed to
go off till Christmas!
Morning!
Ye white, yagana!
Uh-oh, cupa-flip lizard lid!
Yay!
Garno want the Dino!
Dino food!
Have a Merry Kate,
Christmas, Bone, Brain!
Remember, Uptar's spelled
backwards, is Raku.
Help!
Uktar's sorry!
Help!
Dino! Fonah! Help!
Dino! Help!
Sounds like Uktar!
Ah!
Ah!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oktar!
He's gonna be Dino dessert
if we don't save him!
Give Santa a push!
Oh, Santa need go on diet!
Santa's not going on a diet!
Push harder!
Ha ha!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Wow!
Oh, yeah!
Rocking with the play bounce
the whole night through.
Got you could be nice
and be being with you.
Everybody's dancing the music so
so kind
and rocking with the spaybounds
all a swing and tie.
Looky with the play bells
the whole night through
God could be nice to be in being with you
everybody's dancing the music so fine
she rocking with the same
all the swing and time
We brought you with the
slave of all night in May
Here in the jungle river
Sweet and sway
and sway
There's a arena
feeling okay
You've broken with the sleight as
Happy Holiday.
Yes!
Oh!
Oh!
Whoa!
Oh!
to do.
No time.
Must go bed like good cave kid.
Wait for Santa bring.
Well.
Haven't you opened all of
Santa's presents already?
Me sorry. Uktar not been good.
Not been good. Uchtar been bad.
You see no angel either.
Uctar promised the good
cave boy for rest of life.
Cross Uqtar heart.
And cross Uktar's fingers too.
How Santa know?
Santa was a Bambino?
Uh-uh, uh, boy, wants himself, Uttar.
Step on at Yoshi!
Ooh!
No can-do!
Yoshi no got wings!
Right, wings!
Hold on, little buddy!
When I get my claws
When I get my claws on Santa,
I'll turn them into Christmas button.
Quick Yoshi! Or we may
Never get out of here!
All right, into bed, Uktar,
before Yoshi loses his wings.
We still have presents to
deliver all over Dome City.
Me no, Uctar bad, because
Santa big trouble.
No deserve present.
But Uctar, thankful Santa
saved me from dinosaur.
That present enough.
Why, Uctar, this isn't like you.
Of course, if Santa won't
leave Uctar present,
and Uktar be very happy.
Santa, no leave present for Mario.
Uctar play Santa.
Uctar!
Merry Cave Christmas, Mario, dude!
Wouldn't it be nice if
every day were Christmas?
couldn't believe I was really in video land.
But ever since I got here, it's been
one exciting adventure after another.
Maybe I'll never go home.
What can I say? I'm hooked.
Super Mario Super Mario World
Super Mario World
Super Mario World
It's a blot from your past
In Super Mario World
You've got to move fast
Mario and Luigi
are doing what they can
Goshi and the princess
I live in there my pair
Super Mario
Super Mario World
Super Mario World
It's a blast from deep past
In Super Mario
Mario
It's a blast
It's a blast
Dino World
is not.
Stop it, you two. There's
plenty for both of you.
Yo!
Uktar's impossible.
All he does all day is
squabble with Yoshi.
It's not just him.
Luke!
It's like Uktar started an epidemic.
We've got to do something.
Maybe if we could get Uktar to be
nicer, it might rub off on the others.
You know how everyone gets nice
to each other around the holidays?
Michael!
Yo!
Hey, you mean like Christmas?
You popped your plunger, big brother.
It's the middle of August.
Mycorn!
We're in dinosaur world, Luigi.
We can have a Christmas any time we want.
The cave people don't know it
doesn't come in the summer.
My corn.
My corn.
We'll call it Cave Christmas.
What that?
It's a day when everyone's
nice to each other.
Oh, got boring, man.
And kids get lots of treats.
Ooh, eat, wheat.
Hmm, getting better.
And there's this nice
guy named Santa Claus
who brings presents to all
the kids who've been good.
Only good kids?
That's right, Uktar.
Dino bummer, dude.
Merry Cave Christmas, everyone!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yeah!
Cave Christmas!
What's that pipe squeezer up to now?
It's the hottest day of the year.
See, Bulley, the cutting
a Christmas tree.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Hey.
Remember, Yoshi, Santa Claus only
brings presents to good children.
This Santa Claus only brings
presents to good children?
What kind of wimp is he?
Don't worry, boy.
I have a plan.
Uh-Tar want.
Uktar, I know you're there.
All these toys!
All these toys!
I can't wait to see all those
happy children on Cave Christmas Morning.
You're gonna wait a long time, Princess.
Because these toys are
going to my Cooper kids
on Cooper Christmas morning.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ah, Cave Christmas Eve.
Just like back home in
Brooklyn, ah, Luigi?
Not exactly.
Oh, not exactly.
Before Santa visit Goody Two
- foot's, Ucta get best toys.
Dino Bunga!
Oh, get caught!
Are those cave kids gonna
whimper when they find out
I cooped all their toys?
Merry Cooper Christmas, boys and girls.
So, what do you think?
Don't try wearing it in Brooklyn.
The toys! They're gone!
And I know who's still.
And I know who's still.
Dolem!
Cooper!
Look!
Here's one of his scales!
Why, that contemptible corpuscle!
This is low, even for Cooper!
What are you gonna do?
Only one thing to do!
Go to Neon Castle and get them back!
You!
My cupillings will be so happy
when they see all the wonderful presents
I stole for them.
You!
What are you doing in my
bag of toys, Cave Creep?
Your bag? These's my toys, Cooper, dude.
Wrong, prehistoric punk. They're mine.
Yeah? What, this scale brain?
Give it back. That's the bully.
Mine now.
Oogabamba! Give Babamba!
Give Babom to own kids?
I'm glad you not my dad.
Stop!
You're not supposed to
go off till Christmas!
Morning!
Ye white, yagana!
Uh-oh, cupa-flip lizard lid!
Yay!
Garno want the Dino!
Dino food!
Have a Merry Kate,
Christmas, Bone, Brain!
Remember, Uptar's spelled
backwards, is Raku.
Help!
Uktar's sorry!
Help!
Dino! Fonah! Help!
Dino! Help!
Sounds like Uktar!
Ah!
Ah!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oktar!
He's gonna be Dino dessert
if we don't save him!
Give Santa a push!
Oh, Santa need go on diet!
Santa's not going on a diet!
Push harder!
Ha ha!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Wow!
Oh, yeah!
Rocking with the play bounce
the whole night through.
Got you could be nice
and be being with you.
Everybody's dancing the music so
so kind
and rocking with the spaybounds
all a swing and tie.
Looky with the play bells
the whole night through
God could be nice to be in being with you
everybody's dancing the music so fine
she rocking with the same
all the swing and time
We brought you with the
slave of all night in May
Here in the jungle river
Sweet and sway
and sway
There's a arena
feeling okay
You've broken with the sleight as
Happy Holiday.
Yes!
Oh!
Oh!
Whoa!
Oh!
to do.
No time.
Must go bed like good cave kid.
Wait for Santa bring.
Well.
Haven't you opened all of
Santa's presents already?
Me sorry. Uktar not been good.
Not been good. Uchtar been bad.
You see no angel either.
Uctar promised the good
cave boy for rest of life.
Cross Uqtar heart.
And cross Uktar's fingers too.
How Santa know?
Santa was a Bambino?
Uh-uh, uh, boy, wants himself, Uttar.
Step on at Yoshi!
Ooh!
No can-do!
Yoshi no got wings!
Right, wings!
Hold on, little buddy!
When I get my claws
When I get my claws on Santa,
I'll turn them into Christmas button.
Quick Yoshi! Or we may
Never get out of here!
All right, into bed, Uktar,
before Yoshi loses his wings.
We still have presents to
deliver all over Dome City.
Me no, Uctar bad, because
Santa big trouble.
No deserve present.
But Uctar, thankful Santa
saved me from dinosaur.
That present enough.
Why, Uctar, this isn't like you.
Of course, if Santa won't
leave Uctar present,
and Uktar be very happy.
Santa, no leave present for Mario.
Uctar play Santa.
Uctar!
Merry Cave Christmas, Mario, dude!
Wouldn't it be nice if
every day were Christmas?