Super Mario World (1991) s01e08 Episode Script
Party Line
Super Mario, Super Mario World.
Super Mario World!
It's a blight from your past.
In Super Mario World,
you've got to move fast.
Mario and Luigi are doing what they can.
Yoshi and the princess I
give a name of my pair.
Super Mario World.
Super Mario World, it's
a blast from the past.
And Super Mario World, it's a blast.
You know, Luigi, Living in Dinosauru
dinosaur world can be bad for your health.
You know, Luigi, living in Dinosaur
World can be bad for your health.
Brother, I see what you mean.
Yeah, trouble at every turn.
See?
The cave people are
always hurting themselves.
Look over there!
Ooh, that's smuts.
Always having accidents.
Oh, chagamba!
No, she fall.
I saw what happened.
Show me where it hurts, Yoshi.
Good thing, Band-Aids come in four sizes.
Small, medium, large, and dinosaur!
That should make your
dinosaur feel better, Yoshi.
What we really need is an
emergency number to call.
Like right now, for instance.
That's the biggest
dinosaur I've ever seen.
And he looks awfully hungry.
Not to mention just plain awful.
Yo!
Ow!
Emergency number!
Emergency number!
Only trouble is, Yoshi.
Calling an emergency number
doesn't work without a telephone.
What telephone do?
Well, it carries sound.
Ow!
Oh!
Coco-boboo!
Hmm.
I've got it. Watch this, Luigi.
Why coconuts now?
Well, melons are too juicy.
They drip in your ears.
Here, let's try it.
Hello?
Luigi? Can you hear me?
Sorry, I have a coconut in my ear.
Try talking to me, Einstein.
Okay. Hello! Mario, are you there?
Yes, yes, yes, I'm here.
Ha ha! I've done it!
Yes! Congratulations
Alexander Graham Mario!
Speak to me!
Mario, are you there?
Darn!
Somebody put me on hold!
I've reinvented the telephone!
Ha ha ha!
Our first pay phone!
Isn't it great, Luigi? Check it out!
Now, if there's an
emergency or an accident,
the cave people can call for help.
A phone in every dome!
Gee, I hope everyone
doesn't decide to reach
out and touch someone at the same time.
No way! You worry too much, Luigi!
Hello, Dome Central. This
is your princess speaking.
Sorry, that fine is busy.
Power kanga!
Yoshi here, Uktard?
Who good?
Huh, who need telephone?
Uh-Ukha, Uka, Uka, Uka,
Uka, Uka, Uka, Uka, Uka
Maybe you're right, Luigi, Princess
Toadstool is getting too wrapped up
and her work.
This whole telephone business
is getting out of hand.
Look!
Those vines are multiplying as we speak!
I thought air pollution was
bad, but vine pollution?
The noise pollution is worse!
Well, they might talk less
if we sent them a phone bill.
Problem is, they can't read.
The payphone idea didn't work.
Nothing stops them.
And now the crops are
guying from neglect.
While all they do is gossip,
they don't work, they
don't play, they've turned
to do phone junkies.
If they don't tend their crops, they don't
eat, if they don't eat, they'll starve.
It could be the end of cave people kind.
Speaking of which
Earthquake!
Worse than not!
Caterpillar quake!
They're everywhere!
I'll fix them!
Oh-hoo!
Yikes!
Call the emergency number!
I don't have any coins!
Do what the can't do.
Dash the block!
Why do I feel guilty about this?
You're gonna feel a lot guiltier
if I end up as Caterpillar, chow!
Help!
Caterpillar attack!
It's busy!
Climb Luigi!
It's our only hope!
Huh!
They're eating our telephone!
They're eating our telephone vines.
That'll solve the phone problem.
Yeah, but
what about our problem?
We're trapped in these vines.
We're trapped in these vines.
The cave people are too big.
He's busy talking on
the phone to help us.
Wait! Floating Blobs!
They do high to reach!
Wow!
Whoa!
Mario!
Get the star, Luigi!
All right!
Invincible Luigi at your service!
Time to kick some caterpillar!
Help!
Pest control!
You call?
Yeah, make these critters bug off!
These will be the first
caterpillars in orbit!
Rist!
Rastoff!
Hey! Hey, Uktah, phone out of order!
Fummers fix phone fast!
Ucta are on party line
with bodacious beams!
What have we done?
Mario!
Help!
I can't move!
This is a fine state of affairs!
Listen to!
Listen to them! A few vines
go down and they go crazy!
I need a break.
Oh!
We have to get rid of
these telephone vines
before they choke out what passes
for civilization around here.
Oops!
Oh!
choke us out, too!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
It's that big pile of scales in
and he looks even hungry than before!
The cave people are too
busy talking on the phone
to notice a thing!
They'll be sitting ducks!
Now you can say that again.
All they do is quack,
quack, quack, quack.
Luigi, you and the princess
warn the cave people.
I'll distract our hungry friend!
If you really want to know
everything that's going,
and I just put a shell
up next to your ear
because I lay his wood on
anything you might have heard.
The Vine will tell you
what you need to you
You don't need to scream or shout!
Hey!
You know what it's all about!
Just listen to the grapevine.
Everybody!
Listen to the great vine
Yeah!
If you really want to
know everything I go
and I just put a shell
up next to your ear.
You can get the latest wood on
anything you might have heard
the vinyl tell you what you need to hear.
You don't need to scream or shout.
Hey!
You know what it's all about.
Just listen to the grapevine.
Everybody listen to the great find.
Listen to the great find.
Yeah!
Everybody's feeling fine.
Honey, honey.
Everybody's on the line.
Just listen to the grapevine.
That's it.
Gosh, the cave people even talk
on the phone in their sleep.
This is our big chance to
get things back to normal.
By tomorrow, they'll have forgotten
they ever had a phone system.
These vines are going down permanently.
Next time we have an
emergency around here, we're
going to rely on good old
lung power to see us through.
Keep eating, Yosh!
Oh, Yoshi!
Yoshi having vine time, Maui.
Oh.
Oh.
Super Mario World!
It's a blight from your past.
In Super Mario World,
you've got to move fast.
Mario and Luigi are doing what they can.
Yoshi and the princess I
give a name of my pair.
Super Mario World.
Super Mario World, it's
a blast from the past.
And Super Mario World, it's a blast.
You know, Luigi, Living in Dinosauru
dinosaur world can be bad for your health.
You know, Luigi, living in Dinosaur
World can be bad for your health.
Brother, I see what you mean.
Yeah, trouble at every turn.
See?
The cave people are
always hurting themselves.
Look over there!
Ooh, that's smuts.
Always having accidents.
Oh, chagamba!
No, she fall.
I saw what happened.
Show me where it hurts, Yoshi.
Good thing, Band-Aids come in four sizes.
Small, medium, large, and dinosaur!
That should make your
dinosaur feel better, Yoshi.
What we really need is an
emergency number to call.
Like right now, for instance.
That's the biggest
dinosaur I've ever seen.
And he looks awfully hungry.
Not to mention just plain awful.
Yo!
Ow!
Emergency number!
Emergency number!
Only trouble is, Yoshi.
Calling an emergency number
doesn't work without a telephone.
What telephone do?
Well, it carries sound.
Ow!
Oh!
Coco-boboo!
Hmm.
I've got it. Watch this, Luigi.
Why coconuts now?
Well, melons are too juicy.
They drip in your ears.
Here, let's try it.
Hello?
Luigi? Can you hear me?
Sorry, I have a coconut in my ear.
Try talking to me, Einstein.
Okay. Hello! Mario, are you there?
Yes, yes, yes, I'm here.
Ha ha! I've done it!
Yes! Congratulations
Alexander Graham Mario!
Speak to me!
Mario, are you there?
Darn!
Somebody put me on hold!
I've reinvented the telephone!
Ha ha ha!
Our first pay phone!
Isn't it great, Luigi? Check it out!
Now, if there's an
emergency or an accident,
the cave people can call for help.
A phone in every dome!
Gee, I hope everyone
doesn't decide to reach
out and touch someone at the same time.
No way! You worry too much, Luigi!
Hello, Dome Central. This
is your princess speaking.
Sorry, that fine is busy.
Power kanga!
Yoshi here, Uktard?
Who good?
Huh, who need telephone?
Uh-Ukha, Uka, Uka, Uka,
Uka, Uka, Uka, Uka, Uka
Maybe you're right, Luigi, Princess
Toadstool is getting too wrapped up
and her work.
This whole telephone business
is getting out of hand.
Look!
Those vines are multiplying as we speak!
I thought air pollution was
bad, but vine pollution?
The noise pollution is worse!
Well, they might talk less
if we sent them a phone bill.
Problem is, they can't read.
The payphone idea didn't work.
Nothing stops them.
And now the crops are
guying from neglect.
While all they do is gossip,
they don't work, they
don't play, they've turned
to do phone junkies.
If they don't tend their crops, they don't
eat, if they don't eat, they'll starve.
It could be the end of cave people kind.
Speaking of which
Earthquake!
Worse than not!
Caterpillar quake!
They're everywhere!
I'll fix them!
Oh-hoo!
Yikes!
Call the emergency number!
I don't have any coins!
Do what the can't do.
Dash the block!
Why do I feel guilty about this?
You're gonna feel a lot guiltier
if I end up as Caterpillar, chow!
Help!
Caterpillar attack!
It's busy!
Climb Luigi!
It's our only hope!
Huh!
They're eating our telephone!
They're eating our telephone vines.
That'll solve the phone problem.
Yeah, but
what about our problem?
We're trapped in these vines.
We're trapped in these vines.
The cave people are too big.
He's busy talking on
the phone to help us.
Wait! Floating Blobs!
They do high to reach!
Wow!
Whoa!
Mario!
Get the star, Luigi!
All right!
Invincible Luigi at your service!
Time to kick some caterpillar!
Help!
Pest control!
You call?
Yeah, make these critters bug off!
These will be the first
caterpillars in orbit!
Rist!
Rastoff!
Hey! Hey, Uktah, phone out of order!
Fummers fix phone fast!
Ucta are on party line
with bodacious beams!
What have we done?
Mario!
Help!
I can't move!
This is a fine state of affairs!
Listen to!
Listen to them! A few vines
go down and they go crazy!
I need a break.
Oh!
We have to get rid of
these telephone vines
before they choke out what passes
for civilization around here.
Oops!
Oh!
choke us out, too!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
It's that big pile of scales in
and he looks even hungry than before!
The cave people are too
busy talking on the phone
to notice a thing!
They'll be sitting ducks!
Now you can say that again.
All they do is quack,
quack, quack, quack.
Luigi, you and the princess
warn the cave people.
I'll distract our hungry friend!
If you really want to know
everything that's going,
and I just put a shell
up next to your ear
because I lay his wood on
anything you might have heard.
The Vine will tell you
what you need to you
You don't need to scream or shout!
Hey!
You know what it's all about!
Just listen to the grapevine.
Everybody!
Listen to the great vine
Yeah!
If you really want to
know everything I go
and I just put a shell
up next to your ear.
You can get the latest wood on
anything you might have heard
the vinyl tell you what you need to hear.
You don't need to scream or shout.
Hey!
You know what it's all about.
Just listen to the grapevine.
Everybody listen to the great find.
Listen to the great find.
Yeah!
Everybody's feeling fine.
Honey, honey.
Everybody's on the line.
Just listen to the grapevine.
That's it.
Gosh, the cave people even talk
on the phone in their sleep.
This is our big chance to
get things back to normal.
By tomorrow, they'll have forgotten
they ever had a phone system.
These vines are going down permanently.
Next time we have an
emergency around here, we're
going to rely on good old
lung power to see us through.
Keep eating, Yosh!
Oh, Yoshi!
Yoshi having vine time, Maui.
Oh.
Oh.