Sweet Valley High (1994) s01e15 Episode Script

Stolen Diary

1 Ohh Ohh Look right down any crowded hall You see there's a beauty standing Is she really everywhere Or a reflection? One always calls out to you The other's shy and quiet Could there be two different girls Who look the same at Sweet Valley Sweet Valley High? Meet you at Sweet Valley High Sweet Valley Sweet Valley High Meet you at Sweet Valley High Sweet Valley Sweet Valley High Meet you at Sweet Valley High Sweet Valley Sweet Valley High Meet you at Sweet Valley High I'm so psyched about this afternoon.
What is it this time? Double shift at the carnival kissing booth? Well, at least some of us were asked back this year.
Hey, I made it clear.
No gold card, no kiss.
Liz and I are going to the Pacific Sun beach volleyball tournament.
Babefest of the year.
Jess? Can I talk to you for a second? Go ahead.
Personal or private, I'll find out either way.
Well, um Wait a minute.
Whenever you start a sentence with "Well, um," something's up.
Well, um Out with it.
You're driving me crazy.
I'm gonna have to cancel on you for the volleyball tournament.
But we go every year.
I know, but something's come up.
Todd needs me to help him pick out a wedding gift for his cousin.
Afraid he'll get lost in the mall? I'll make it up to you, OK? We'll go to the movies tonight.
How rude.
So, Lila, will you come with me? Do you know what those UV rays do to you? (both laugh) Eight hours to pick out a wedding gift? Where did you go Paris? Well, after shopping, we grabbed some burgers.
Then we saw a movie.
What a great idea.
Why didn't I think of that? What's wrong, Jess? You tell me.
Friday night, you at the movies, me home alone with chocolate marble swirl.
Oh, Jess, I totally forgot.
We were supposed to go to the movies.
We can go rent a video.
Oh, just what I wanted to do.
Spend an evening at home with Homer and Marge.
Take it easy.
This is the second time you stood me up today.
I said I was sorry.
We were just having so much fun, we lost track of time.
You understand.
You and the trained chimp? No, I don't.
Of course she doesn't.
Her most meaningful relationship is with her mirror.
(sighs) Do you have to provoke her like that? Fine.
Take her side.
She's my sister.
I'll just grab a vine and swing on home.
Todd and Jess are at each other's throats constantly.
Tonight was the worst.
Our relationship is starting to suffer.
Where's Liz? I thought she was supposed to meet us here.
She said she was, but that doesn't mean anything lately.
She cancelled on you again? I might as well not have a sister.
She spends all her time with that dynamic dud over there.
Hmm, sounds like somebody's a little jealous.
Of Todd? What's in your milkshake? No, no, no.
You're jealous of Liz and Todd's relationship.
I am not.
I just think Todd is the most bland, boring and obnoxious cretin ever.
Well, when you put it that way Hey, you girls.
Looking good.
Who is that guy? Every time I turn around, he's drooling my way.
You mean Kris Sanders.
He's harmless.
Just admiring the view, I guess.
Don't let your head swell too fast, Jess.
He's staring at you because you look exactly like Liz.
What? Everyone knows.
He's had an intense crush on Liz for ages.
Really? Too bad she's not available.
Who are we gossiping about? That talking statue over there.
He is chiseled to perfection.
Peggy, do you believe in fate? I don't know.
Why? It just so happens that fate has brought two worlds together.
You lost me.
Me too.
My sister and Toad I mean, Todd are having some problems.
He wants to start dating other people.
Oh, really? Yeah.
He's looking for a more aggressive girl.
Oh, Todd.
Mind if I sit down? Yeah, sure.
You can sit right here.
No, she can sit here.
That's OK.
Here's just fine.
(laughs) Uh, Peggy, that seat's taken.
Todd? How could you? Liz, wait.
What's your problem? That happened to me once.
(car engine starts, tires squeal) What did you do? Moved to America.
I can't believe this.
(rings) Hello? Oh.
Hi, Todd.
No, she's not in yet.
"I love you, and" I said I'm writing.
You see this pencil in my hand? Just go on.
And you want to talk it over.
She'll get it as soon as she comes in.
Hey, Jess, has anyone called me? Nope.
You can't call Todd after what he did.
I just don't get it.
It's not like him.
Guys are slime.
Let him go.
Hey, you want to watch some TV tonight, maybe give each other facials? No, thanks.
I'm just too depressed.
(Jessica) Kris? Yeah.
Can I talk to you for a minute? Sure.
It's about my sister Elizabeth.
What about her? Well, she'd kill me if she knew I was doing this, but she likes you.
I know she doesn't show it, but she wants to go out with you.
She doesn't act like it.
Well, she's kind of shy.
Besides, she's having a tough time with Todd right now, and she doesn't want him to find out.
You're serious? Of course I am.
Why don't you give me your number? I promise she'll give you a call.
No, I'm gonna call her.
No, no, no.
Let me have her call you.
It'll do her good.
Kris, this will be a night you'll never forget.
Don't worry about it.
Jess was right.
Todd and I are over.
I'll see you later.
I can't wait.
So the dozen roses didn't work? They were returned.
When I went to her house, Jessica slammed the door in my face.
She hasn't even returned my calls.
That's not a good sign.
Maybe you should try Forget it.
I've done enough, you know? If she wants me, she knows where she can find me.
Thanks again for dinner.
I had a nice time.
Hey, me too.
I'm sorry.
That's OK.
I didn't mean to startle you.
I can see myself in.
No, I insist.
No, really.
That's OK.
Well, thanks.
What do you think you're doing? Well, I'm trying to get to know you.
I mean, isn't that what you want? Look, please don't touch me.
Don't be shy.
Kris, look.
This was a mistake.
I guess I'm still thinking about Todd.
Yeah, but I thought you liked me.
Well, you thought wrong.
Damn it! Well, then I'm sorry I set you up with him.
I shouldn't have interfered.
That's OK.
You were just trying to help.
Let's forget the whole thing.
Oh, no! Oh, my God.
Where is it? What? My diary.
It's gone.
You probably just misplaced it.
I couldn't have.
What's the big deal? You don't understand.
You don't know what's in there.
She was so hot, you guys.
I'm telling you.
She couldn't keep her hands off me.
Liz Wakefield? Details, man.
We want details.
First of all, she was You shouldn't go round telling lies, Sanders.
It could be bad for your health.
Just because I got closer to your girlfriend in a night than you have all year Close? She wouldn't be caught in the same zip code with a scumbag like you.
Well, I did get close enough to hear about your little 4th of July accident.
What are you talking about? Well, let's just say that I wouldn't let a stuck zipper get in my way.
(laughter) That's classic.
Yeah, it's about as classic as Liz finding your mom in the pool house with the cabana boy.
Is that true? Liz told you about that? You guys would not believe some of the stuff she's told me.
You think you have the answer You say you've found the key You think you're getting closer To getting next to me But do you ever read between the lines? If you were smarter Maybe you'd find that you don't know me You really think you do, but you don't know me How can I get that through? That you don't know me At all If you would ever read between the lines Hey, Lila.
You got the time? It's, uh, 2:30.
Wow, Liz was right.
That looks just like a real Rolex.
You don't know me Hi, guys.
(Lila) Ciao.
You never will I thought I could trust you.
(Liz) It's gotta be here somewhere.
If you wanted to break up with me, you could have at least said it to my face.
What are you talking about? I know all about your hot date with Kris Sanders.
Hot date? Nothing happened between us.
I barely know him.
Yeah, well, you know him well enough to tell him about the 4th of July.
We both swore we'd never tell anyone about that.
Come on, that's ridiculous.
I mean, we're talking about Liz here.
She's Mother Teresa in a miniskirt.
It's true, Jessica.
She's been blabbing horrible secrets about everyone all over school.
And you're jealous, I take it.
Seriously, Jess.
She even told everyone I took my cousin to homecoming dance last year.
Winston, we knew.
The Egbert profile gave it away.
I can't believe you guys.
I know my sister, and the day she tells somebody's secrets is the day I stop wearing lipstick.
And we all know how fond you are of lipstick.
And what is that supposed to mean? Didn't you get busted for shoplifting lipstick last summer? Mocha Madness, wasn't it? How dare you tell everyone about the lipstick? You know it was an accident.
It fell into my purse.
I never told anyone! I mean, the only way someone would know My diary.
Oh, my God, somebody found my diary.
OK, let's think.
Where was the last place you had it? I don't know.
I mean, I always keep it in my nightstand.
Well, we know it's not there.
Come on, Liz.
Um OK.
I was writing in it the night I went out with that jerk Kris.
I put it in my backpack.
It must have fallen out when he tried to kiss me.
That creep! He's using it against you.
What am I gonna do? In my experience, girls really like it when you treat them with a little respect.
Respect? Anything's worth a try.
Kris, can I talk to you? Don't you two have places to go? Girls to annoy? Why? Things are heating up right here.
Not for you, Bruce.
Always a pleasure, Wakefield.
I'm going.
Kris, I have to confess something.
Ever since you and Liz went out that night, I can't get you out of my head.
Really? Call it sibling rivalry.
Ever since I was a little girl, I had to have everything my sister had.
Yeah, well Ohh it's hot in here.
I'm burning up.
Let's get out of here.
Where do you want to go? Liz and I have a special place where we take our special friends.
I'm sure she's told you all about it.
Well, of course.
She's told me everything.
I'm going to change.
Meet me there in a half an hour.
Don't be late.
I might change my mind.
Don't tell me what happens in the end.
I want to be surprised.
Aw, man.
Bye-bye, now.
Maybe someday you'll write something about me in there? After today, how could I leave you out? Listen, I want to apologize to you all.
The things I wrote in my diary were never meant to hurt anyone.
I wrote them down so I would never forget everything we shared.
We're sorry we ever doubted you.
Well, hey.
Look at the bright side.
At least we get to know each other a lot better.
Liz I don't know what to say.
You can start by explaining Peggy.
That whole thing was so weird.
I swear, it's like she came out of nowhere.
But I didn't understand why you returned my roses.
Roses? Well I'm sure you two want to be alone.
Oh, no, you don't.
All right.
Maybe I had something to do with this.
I sort of pushed Peggy onto Todd.
What? I also told Kris you were dying to go out with him.
Are you crazy? It's just, well We used to do everything together, Liz, and now I feel like I hardly see you.
I thought if I got rid of Todd Nice to know you care.
Believe me, I never meant it to get out of control like this.
I'm sorry.
I guess you two really are made for each other.
I'm sorry, too.
I know Todd and I spend a lot of time together.
But you're right.
I need to make time for you.
And I will.
I hope we can put this all behind us.
You guys are so gross.
But I guess I can live with it.
Look right down any crowded hall You see there's a beauty standing Is she really everywhere Or a reflection? Sweet Valley Sweet Valley High Meet you at Sweet Valley High Sweet Valley Sweet Valley High Meet you at Sweet Valley High