TaleSpin (1990) s01e03 Episode Script

Time Waits for No Bear

[male voice]
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Let's begin it.
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Friends for life through
thick and thin with another tale to spin
All the trouble we get in
with another tale to spin
Spin it!
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Spin it, my friend.
Oh-ee-yeah, oh-ee-yeah
Oh-ee-yo, oh-ee-yo
Oh-ee-yeah, oh-ee-yeah
Oh-ee-yo, oh-ee-yo
Spin it, let's begin it,
bear and grin it when you're in it
You can win it in a minute
when you spin it, spin it, spin it
Ha ha!
So spin it
TaleSpin! ♪
[narrator] Baloo lost his plane to
businesswoman, Rebecca Cunningham.
That plane is my baby!
Fine. $50,000 and she's yours.
In the meantime,
I have an opening for a staff pilot.
Baloo offered to return the stolen jewel
to Shere Khan for a big reward.
But Don Karnage wants the jewel back,
so he kidnapped Rebecca and Molly.
Molly! Ms. Cunningham!
What will Baloo do now?
How are we supposed
to give Karnage the rock
when he's got Molly
and Molly's got the rock?
Oh, this is all my fault.
- What are you talking about?
- Come on. We gotta save 'em.
Look, kid. I'm all for saving Molly
and even old Becky,
but we don't know where they are.
I do. Pirate Island.
Huh? Nobody knows where that is.
Once we've passed the cliffs,
climb 160 south southeast.
How do you know so much
about the air pirates?
Oh, you can tell old Baloo.
Were you kidnapped by 'em?
Was? Was your dad a pirate?
No. I was a pirate!
You happy now?
[door slams]
Hold on, Lil' Britches.
Aren't you supposed to be flying?
Relax. I got her on autopilot.
Now, you wanna take this from the top?
I got no family, no home.
I hooked up with Karnage's gang
about a year ago.
But I got sick of 'em.
So when I saw that stone,
I figured, "Hey, make your move."
That's when I ran into you.
Aw, forget about them, Lil' Britches.
From now on, you're with me.
Thanks, Papa Bear.
Do you see anything?
Just clouds. Relax.
Get to the gun, quick!
They're coming in too fast.
Maybe I can lose them in the clouds.
[chuckles] Here they come now.
Ah, the catch of the day.
Hello, Khan cargo plane.
It is I, the plundering wonder,
Don Karnage!
Prepare for boarding.
Aw, looks like they dropped their props!
Ha ha! So nice of me to drop in.
Check the cargo, Ratchet.
Gold bars? No.
Antiques? Nah. Jewelry? Ah-ah.
Hey, Captain. We hit the jackpot.
Look. Fishbowls!
But they're worthless.
You know, worth is in the eye of me
who is doing the beholding.
Well, victim persons, I must be off.
So many crimes, so little time.
Clear the area, men.
Open the bomb bay doors, please, Hal.
- No!
- Don't you have any decency?
I am a pirate. I don't do decency.
[Karnage] April Foolishness.
Why'd you let 'em live, boss?
Because I want them
to tell Shere Khan what we took.
- Let him worry.
- Oh. Now I see.
Let us away, my fetid friends.
Set a course
for our most secretive hideout.
[Kit] There it is. Pirate Island.
- What, behind the volcano?
- No. In the volcano.
Whoo-hoo! Hot stuff.
We'll use the back door. Now, come in
low and fly through that fog bank.
That's solid rock down there.
Trust me.
Whoo! That was some ride, kid.
This way.
- Nobody home?
- Maybe there's out on a heist.
Well, then, let's go find the girls.
- Whoa! The whole place is rigged.
- Rigged?
[Baloo whistles]
- Huh?
- Shh!
Hey, what about the traps?
Everybody, hoe down!
Well, swing to the left
and swing to the right.
Do-si-do all day and night.
Back and forth and round about.
Then you knock your partner out!
- Slap me some skin.
- Yeah!
- Mommy, I don't like this place.
- I know, sweetie.
- Neither does Lucy.
- Shh! Someone's coming.
Food time.
Well, hello, heartbreaker.
Of course you. Tell me
Why isn't a sharp cookie like you
out with the rest of the pirates?
Flying among the clouds,
free as a bird, rampaging and pillaging.
Oh, me just lowly prison guard.
No plane.
Well, we can fix that.
You let us out
and I'll give you the deed to my plane.
You mean it?
OK. Me get the keys.
Um Don't go away.
Doo-dee doo-dee do Ow!
Sweet dreams, cement-head.
Hey, the pink slip to the Sea Duck.
Mm-mm. Becky, you briber.
When I knock him down, Molly,
run like crazy.
Say, Becky, guess who? Oh!
That'll teach that goon to call me
Baloo? What are you doing here?
Uh, saving you I think.
[alarm buzzes]
[Becky] What is that?
Karnage is back. We gotta get.
Wait! My pink slip!
Relax, Beckers,
it's back where it belongs.
[Baloo] This way.
[Kit] Too late. Duck.
[Molly] Now we'll never get outta here.
Quick! Before they see us.
All right. Ratchet, take those goodies
to the workshop and
do shop work on them.
Another profitable looting escapade.
Yes? No?
Well, a thousand groveling pardons,
but could we just ask you
one little question?
Speak up.
My door is always open sometimes.
Oh! Well Lately,
we've been skipping the valuables
and swiping flagpoles and wire
and fishbowls and stuff
Yes, yes. What is your pathetic,
insignificant little point?
Well, what's all this junk for?
Yeah. We don't understand.
That is why I am in charge
and you are bit players!
Oh, did I hurt your feelings?
This is all part of my master plan.
- Do you not see?
- [all] No.
Very well then.
I shall just have to show you.
[pirates gasp]
Lovely, isn't it?
Come, come, come. Take a closer-up look.
We can get out through there.
[Becky] Oh, great!
Wait. I'm getting a brainstorm.
And me without my umbrella.
Thanks to our mechanical genius,
and his copy
of "Do It Yourself Electronics",
we will soon have a handy device
that will get us into Cape Suzette.
Uh Are we going to rob it?
No, no, no. We are going to plunder it!
- Uh, but wait Aren't we robbers?
- No.
We are not robbers, we are pirates.
Pirates! Pirates!
How often do I have to remind you?
[musical introduction]
I am a pirate, I am a pirate
Suave and dashing, sabers flashing
Bodies crashing, molars gnashing
What a pleasure
Seeking treasure
All the stealing and concealing
And the killing, what a feeling!
- Take the sky by thunder
- Thunder!
- It is so wonderful to plunder
- Plunder!
When a village needs a pillage
And my pockets need a fillage
You know what I'm saying?
We are pirates! Sky pirates!
Just think
of all the people we can cheat
What a great career
As a buccaneer
It keeps us in the air
- And off the street
- Off the street
We are pirates! Sky pirates!
We're as good at being bad
as bad can get
And the biggest prize
Stands before our eyes
To capture captivating Cape Suzette
Cape Suzette!
Cape Suzette! Cape Suzette! ♪
One more time!
Wait a minuet!
I am the only one
who says, "One more time!"
He's the one who said it, boss.
Him! Him!
Don't move, Kit. If they drag us away,
you grab Molly and get.
Ah! The round furry pilot
and the annoying businesslady.
Wasn't she locked up?
Well, of course she must have escaped!
Never mind.
I hope you brought my stone.
I need it to complete my plans.
- Stone? You seen any stone, Becky?
- What stone?
Do not be the clever guy with me.
You are not qualified.
Wait Where is the boy?
Go fish.
You would risk your lives
protecting that filthy flea?
Hey, lay off. He's a good kid.
Hiya, gang! I'm back.
Kit, what are you doing?
- Can it, rudder-rump.
- Rudder-rump?
Yo, Captain. How'd I do?
What are you talking about,
you juvenile delinquenty wink?
I'm talking about what you taught me.
The old Karnage hustle.
First, I pretended
to steal the stone from you,
so I could finagle some ransom money
out of Shere Khan.
[Karnage] What ransom money?
- $100,000.
- Really?
Then I was gonna steal the rock back
and give everything to you.
That is until these clowns messed it up
by grabbing the lady and kid.
You ear picking ignorama-mouses!
I ought to hang you by your pinkies!
- Sorry.
- Relax, Captain.
I bamboozled this bozo
into bringing me back.
Kit I thought we were pals.
Yes. I thought you were pals too.
Nah. I was just using the poor jerk
to get me the stone.
[laughs] He fell for it!
[laughs] Very, very good. I like that.
Then you will not mind if I blast them?
Wait! Aren't you forgetting
something important?
You're hurting Lucy!
- Aw, shut up!
- Mommy!
Ooh, he is even mean to children.
So what do you think of my plan?
Son, you are a refreshing addition
to my normally thick-headed group.
Now, how about
we let these saps go, huh?
Do not be silly. I never let anybody go.
Then eat my gold dust!
[noisy shouting]
Shoot them a lot!
Perforate them, you pinheads!
Uh-oh. Trouble.
[pirates clamor]
- Worse trouble!
- Oh Oh, oh, oh!
What about Kit?
I can't shake these guys.
I hoped I'd never have to use this.
Hang on tight.
Five four three two one
What was that?
Something I added.
Use it too long and the engines overheat
and boom, boom, bye-bye.
- Baloo?
- Yeah?
Let's do it again!
Ah, so here you are.
There. You are back
with the pirates now. Yes? No?
You did well, my puny protégé. Happy?
Yeah. Couldn't be happier.
What is with you? You haven't
said three words the whole flight home.
- Baloo?
- [car approaches]
- Oh!
- Ah!
Ah, so glad you could stop by.
There are rules
about this sort of thing.
I make my own rules.
Where's the stone?
Before we say anything, what is this
stone everybody keeps talking about?
Fair enough. Doctor.
Ahem. The stone is
actually a sub-electron amplifier,
which means it can create
unlimited amounts of electricity.
Enough to run
all of Mr Khan's businesses.
But we were only
able to create one stone and it
Thank you, Doctor.
Now where is it?
Um We don't have it.
Don Karnage does.
I am displeased, Baloo.
You have let me down.
Don't tell me about being let down,
mister, 'cause I'm an expert.
You let someone get close to you
and they stab you in the back.
Well, I'm sick of being used
and I'm sick of working for you.
and I'm sick of your stupid stone.
So you all just leave me alone!
Hmm. A very emotional man.
You're all dismissed.
- But, Mr Khan
- Good day.
Baloo, where are you going?
I'm outta here, sister.
Maybe I'll try Louie's for a bit.
- But that's my plane.
- Uh-uh.
I own it now.
And just to make it all fair and square,
this gold oughta cover it.
Don't go, Baloo.
Sorry, cupcake,
but the sky's calling and I'm gone.
This isn't about the plane
or the stone or even me, it's Kit.
What are you, the pirate den mother?!
Baloo, I know it
looks like he's betrayed us,
but think with your heart,
not with your head.
Forget it. From now on, I fly solo.
I just don't believe Kit's gone bad!
Another tale to spin
Another tale to spin
Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
Oh-oh oh-oh oh
[Baloo] Ha ha ha!
TaleSpin ♪
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