Teen Titans Go! (2013) s01e36 Episode Script

Be Mine

[STARFIRE SCREAMING] Super fresh.
Heh.
So fresh.
[SNORES] Fresh.
So fresh.
[SNORING] What? No.
No.
Sleep fighting.
Again! So fresh.
Aah! [SNORING] Ready for you tonight.
[PURRING] Fresh.
[CATERWAULS] Fresh! Fresh.
Fresh.
Fresh.
Fresh.
Fresh.
Fresh.
Hey, Sparkleface.
Wanna race Butterbean through the Gingerbread Jungle? Woo-hoo! [ROBIN SHOUTING] Fresh.
Fresh.
[YAWNS] Fresh.
So annoying.
Fresh.
[WHISTLING] Hey.
Morning, Titans.
How'd everybody sleep? We didn't, thanks to you.
You were doing the "sleep-fighting" again last night, Robin.
And I was in the middle of a good dream.
It's gotta stop, bro.
It's a problem.
I'm the problem? You guys snore like crazy.
Every night I have to listen to: [AS BEAST BOY] Snug as a bug in a rug, dude.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] And then, you're all, "Oh, I'm powering down.
Booyah.
" And no one's worse than you, Star.
[SNORING] Okay, so maybe the sleep fighting's a problem.
I believe this calls for the use the demon sorcery, Raven.
Dark magic isn't supposed to be used for stupid things.
But what's the point of having powers if you don't use them for stupid things? Dark magic gets out of hand when not treated with respect.
There could be unintended consequences.
Unintended consequences? You just say that so we don't always ask you for stuff.
Fine.
Just don't say I didn't warn you.
[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] Guess we'll know if it worked in the morning.
[SNORING] - Huh.
Looks like Rave's spell worked.
- Yes.
We have all slept like the small child.
I did have a pretty great dream.
How'd you sleep, Robin? Sleep? No sleep.
Can't sleep.
Don't sleep.
What's wrong with you, dude? - I'm up.
- Oh, so that's how Rave's spell works.
So very, very cruel.
But there weren't any of her "unintended consequences.
" - You know what that means.
- Don't.
Oh, yeah.
Time for the "you were wrong" dance.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] [SINGING] Pick an apple Put it in the basket Pick an apple Put it in the basket Row that boat, dig a hole Shake it like a quake, shake it like a quake - So wrong, so wrong, Raven was so wrong - So wrong, so wrong, Raven was so wrong Wrong, so wrong Raven was so wrong Now perhaps we can use your powers to fix anything that annoys us? [GROANS] You guys are the only things that keep me sane in this house.
What's that Butterbean, Princess Silkie Soft needs us for an important mission? CYBORG [SINGING]: Boo, boo, boo, yah, yah, yah, boo That's right my pretty, pretty Pegasus.
I, Princess Silkie Soft Silkie.
Yes.
I, Princess Silkie Soft CYBORG [SINGING]: Boo, boo, boo, yah, yah, yah, boo needs you to venture to Taffy Swamp.
[SINGING] Boo, boo, boo, yah, yah, yah, boo - What are you doing? - Just practicing my "booyahs.
" Boo, boo, boo, yah, yah Booyah.
It's more annoying than Robin's sleep-fighting.
And I was able to fix that problem.
Uh, why are your eyes glowing all scary like that? Booyah.
[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] [SNORING] [THUD] [CYBORG MUMBLING] What's wrong, bro? Aah! What happened to your mouth? [MUMBLING] I can't understand a thing you're saying! She did this to you.
Just doing what you guys told me to do: Fix annoying stuff with magic.
How is he supposed to eat now? Oh, thanks for reminding me.
[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] It's lunch time.
[WHIMPERING] What is wrong with you, Mama? I was just wondering the same about you.
[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] You turned me into a balloon? How's that fixing me? Well, you can still change into animals.
Any animal I want.
Look.
A poodle.
But I don't wanna be a poodle.
[IN DEEP VOICE] Heh.
There's so much more to fix.
[MUMBLING] That's the worst argument ever! Guys, guys, guys.
[YAWNS] - You okay, dude? - Yeah.
All we have to do [SNORING] What? What are you laughing at? I will wipe that smile off your face, Cyborg.
[MUMBLING] Hey.
Cyborg? Whoa, you learned to talk out of your nose.
[IN NASALLY VOICE] Every time Raven uses her dark magic for stupid reasons it makes her more and more evil.
This is the unintended consequence she was talking about.
Wait.
She's going to fix Starfire next.
[SNORING] [STARFIRE SCREAMING] STARFIRE: How could you? How could you? She has given me the big hair.
I look like the ripe banana! I think it looks kind of cute.
[SNORING] That woman has lost her humanity! [SNORING] - We're going to have to talk to Raven.
STARFIRE: Why? Why? Ugh.
Just not with your nose full.
It's rude and it's gross.
[PEOPLE SCREAMING] [IN DEEP VOICE] Yes, Sparkleface.
Princess Silkie Soft is going to be married to the Gumdrop King.
Isn't that right, princess? [IN NORMAL VOICE] Silkie.
BEAST BOY: Hey, Mama.
Uh, we were just thinking that maybe you're taking this changing-stuff thing a little too far.
[ALL SCREAMING] [SHOUTING] You were saying? That's it.
We've had enough, Raven.
Titans [SNORING] Ow.
Aah! [IN DEEP VOICE] You know, maybe there's just no fixing you guys.
[ROARING] There is only one way to reach her in this state.
Through the only things that keep her sane.
We just wanted to talk.
Isn't that right, Sparkleface? STARFIRE: Oh, that is correct the Bean of Butter.
Sparkleface? Butterbean? STARFIRE: But most of all, we really miss the old Raven and hope she'll come back to play with us, the horses.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Okay.
Cut it out.
Cut it out.
If only we could all be like Sparkleface and Butterbean.
You're absolutely right, Butterbean.
Sorry, guys.
Guess I got a little carried away with the changes.
CYBORG [IN NORMAL VOICE]: It's cool, Rave.
[NEIGHING] Who wants to race? [ALL NEIGHING] [GROANS] [SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]