Teen Titans Go! (2013) s02e06 Episode Script

Brian

2x06 - "Brian" [opening theme playing] [elevator dinging] Hiya, fellas.
Anybody home? Titans: Surprise! Birdarang: A surprise party? Oh, happiest day of the birth, beatbox and birdarang! Oh, dang! Dave! [barking] Super Robin! - Pain Bot.
- Pain Bot: Pain.
The whole gang is here.
You Titans are tops! You guys are all part of the Titan family, and we are so proud.
You know it.
- We all - Robin: Titans, listen up! I've prepared some longwinded remarks for the occasion.
[clearing throat] It all began on that [Dave growling] Thanks, Dave.
Robin: Down, Dave! I don't know what to say, except Give me a beat! [funkadelic music playing] [grunting] Pain.
Pain.
You are quite the dancer, Super Robin.
"Quite the dancer.
" I can't believe she's fallen for those lame moves.
[siren blaring] Crime alert in Jump City! We'd better check it out! Titans, go! We'll be right back.
We need more ice anyway! Keep this party going! Roger that.
[disco music playing] [disco continues playing] This partay won't ever stop.
You won't keep us in here forever.
The Brain: I won't have to.
These last eight months have been very productive.
My project is nearly complete.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Hey, Brian, we gonna eat soon? Brian? Who's Brian? You! You're Brian.
No, my name is The Brain.
The "A" is before the "I".
What is this? Reading school? Argh! Don't worry, Titans.
I have the perfect escape plan.
Dude, will you give it up? You've been trying to escape for eight months now.
And every time it fails, he gives us the torture.
What can we do, Robin? He took away our powers.
But, he didn't get mine.
Because my powers are up here.
And in here.
[straining] And mostly here.
Face it, if we're going to escape, it's all up to us.
Now listen, here's the plan.
Beast Boy creates a diversion.
The Brain comes in to check it out.
I get the drop on him and take him down.
It can't miss.
- Are you crazy, man? - That'll never work.
Please, do not make the Beast Boy do it.
Do it! And don't deviate from the plan! Ah, fine.
[yelling] Help! Help! [coughing] I need a doctor! [wheezing dramatically] Just like I planned.
[laughing] The Brain: Trying to escape again? Perhaps this will teach you a lesson.
No! No! Robin made me! Teach him a lesson! [sobbing] He's the one who needs teaching! [beeping] [electricity sizzling] [Titans screaming] [coughing] [weakly] Titans, I have a new plan.
[Titans groaning] [disco continues playing] [monitor beeping] Birdarang: What's crackalackin, yo? A distress beacon? Oh, snap, I thought it was a party light.
A suicide mission to rescue the other Titans? I'm down, who else is in? [growling] [beatboxing] Pain.
That's what's up.
[tuning radio] [growling] Birdarang: Boom! [clattering] [dance music playing] Birdarang: My bad.
[growling] [grunting] Birdarang: Oh, man! That move was off the hook! [gasping] Dang, yo! That's a party foul.
[straining] Got it.
Now, if I can just reach the shut-off switch.
Can you reach your shut-off switch? - You can't escape.
- Nobody's coming for us.
Fine with me.
I'm happy here.
Got my bucket, and three meals a day.
It is nice and quiet.
And tomorrow is the night of the grilled cheese.
[struggling] You'll thank me in a minute.
[beeping] [slamming] [exclaiming] This really hurts! Hey, hey, hey, keep it down! [screaming] Bro, do us a solid, and scream a little quieter.
Please! This is the worst pain I've ever experienced! You are risking the night of the grilled cheese! The Brain: Another escape attempt? [electricity sizzling] [all screaming] Peep this.
Now is not the time to feel like a bunch of sad sacks, fellas.
The Titans have been so good to us.
And now they need our help.
Pain Bot, remember how you felt before you met them? Pain.
Word.
And how do you feel now? Pain.
Word! [barking] Word! Word to your whole family.
[shattering] Dang! [exploding] That was off the chain! [robotic chattering] [funk music playing] Now, that's what I call a distraction.
[music resuming] [grunting] The perfect escape.
One man.
One spoon.
- Whatevs, dude.
- I ain't digging nothing.
Brian said if we're good, he'll let us have a TV.
He is evil, but fair.
Hey, hey, hey, wake up! We have to focus on the tunnel.
Nobody is coming.
- Birdarang: Hiya, fellas.
- Raven: Birdarang? We thought we'd throw you a surprise rescue party.
Guys! Guys! The tunnel! No one is coming for us! Look who has come for us, Robin.
Dig! [Robin struggling] I can't believe you found us.
The Brain: They have come on a fool's errand.
[brain groaning] Fueled by your super powers, behold Project BRAIN! "Brain is robotic indestructible armor nexus.
" Beast Boy: That's project Brian, dude.
No, "brain.
" B-r-i Kilowatts, how could I make that mistake? [yelling] Fellas, bust a move.
[upbeat music playing] [beeping] [barking] [cawing] [music suddenly stopping] [in slow motion] No! [bass playing] [bass stopping] [gasping] Don't go, bro! [sobbing] Don't go, bro! Now, I will finish you all.
Let's dance, Brian.
[shrieking] [laser firing] [circuits scrambling] Ahh! [Titans cheering] [funk music playing] Focus, Titans.
The tunnel's our only hope!