Teen Titans Go! (2013) s02e10 Episode Script

Slumber Party

2x10 - "Slumber Party" [opening theme playing.]
[rock song playing.]
[lip-synching.]
[music stops.]
That's enough.
[yawns.]
Bedtime.
Lights out and night light on.
[powering down.]
[gasps.]
Night light out.
Lights on? Lights on! Lights on! Lights on! Lights on! Lights on! Lights on! [wails.]
I do not like the dark! I can't see where things are! I gotta find a light! [yelling.]
Oh! [metallic thud.]
[thuds.]
[exclaims.]
- Oh, my shin! My solar plexus! - Robin: Cyborg, is everything okay? Starfire: We heard the screams of the little girl.
Cyborg: [yells.]
Eight-eyed monster! [all exclaim.]
Cyborg: Oh, phew.
I scared it off.
Wow, that monster really did a number on you guys, huh? Power went out.
I'll check the grid in the morning.
No, you will check the grid immediately! [laughs.]
Bro, are you scared of the dark? [laughs uncomfortably.]
- Of course not.
- As your friends, we would understand.
- Oh, I wouldn't.
- Yeah, only babies are scared of the dark.
I am not scared of the dark.
I am scared of what hides in it.
- Whoa, spooky.
- Right? It all started at a slumber party many years ago.
[laughing.]
My friends forced me to play Scary Teri.
That stupid baby game that's supposed to summon a scary ghost? It is not a game, people! It is not a game! Gathering all of my courage, I turned to the mirror and said the words Scary Teri.
Scary Teri.
Scary Teri! [screams.]
[clears throat.]
I barely escaped Scary Teri that night.
That's why I've slept with the light on ever since.
Wow, that is an embarrassing story.
Yeah, you know Scary Teri isn't real, right? Not real? The woman almost ate my soul! Why is this so hard to believe? Raven's father is a demon.
Yeah, but he doesn't waste his time hanging out at little kids' sleepovers.
Unless he's, you know, super bored.
Maybe we can help you get over your stupid, shameful and completely unjustified fear.
- How? - What if we held the party of slumber tonight? All: Slumber party! [upbeat music playing.]
You wear that to bed? [with a lisp.]
Just part of my never ending war on crooked teeth.
- I shall never surrender.
- So now we just go to sleep? No way, dude.
Sleepovers aren't about sleeping.
They're about all the awesome stuff you do instead of sleeping.
[all cheering.]
First up, building the world's best blanket fort according to these very detailed blueprints I made.
We'll start with laying the foundation.
Then, in two hours, when that's done, we can [all groaning.]
Raven: Really? Oh, come on! It's not that complicated.
Once the primary support column is up I'll do it myself.
Hey, Cyborg, know the best part about slumber parties? Pillow fight! Yah! [grunts.]
[grunts.]
[grunts.]
[grunts.]
- Raven, help! I'm under attack.
- No, thanks.
- Raven, come on! - I'm not playing.
Aw, please, mama? It won't be fun if you don't play.
Fight of the pillow! All: [chanting.]
Fight of the pillow! Fight of the pillow! Fine.
[roars.]
[all grunting.]
There, happy? Ooh, ooh, Titans, I know an activity to take Cyborg's mind off of his fear.
The game of Candor or audacious undertaking.
You mean truth or dare.
All: Oh.
[giggles.]
Who knows what crazy things I might do if given the dare.
[grunts.]
I dare you to kiss No, I dare you to date me for a few years.
And then move in with me, and then, one night, when the moon is full, to watch me bend down on one knee And to name our third child Cecilia, after my favorite aunt.
And then hold my hand as the sun goes down over the mountains and whisper in my ear, "it has been the good life.
" - That is your dare.
- I was going to pick the truth.
Oh.
Would you do all that stuff? - No.
- [sniffles.]
I see.
I'll be in the blanket fort.
[Cyborg snoring.]
[sobbing.]
Why, Robin? Why? You had to put it all out there.
Stupid! Stupid! She thinks you're a jerk.
Why doesn't she love me? My teeth are straight.
They're so straight! [continues sobbing.]
Not to mention my awesome hair and I've shown loving father skills to Silkie! Okey dokey Oh, I got a good dare! [music.]
[doorbell rings.]
[both laughing.]
Whoo! That was awesome! [laughs.]
That's what I'm talking about, brah! Are you feeling better about the nighttime? You know what? I think I am.
I'm glad you decided to stop acting like a big dumb baby.
Well, good night.
[Cyborg screams.]
Is everybody okay? I'm pretty sure I heard Scary Teri.
Okay, I think there's only one way to fix this.
Wait, what are you No Come on, you wouldn't! - I don't want to play Scary Teri! - Just do it, Cyborg! You guys don't understand, she'll destroy us all! Say it first! All right.
Scary Teri.
Scary Teri.
Scary Teri.
See, Cyborg, isn't that better? [Cyborg screams.]
[all grunting.]
What did I tell you? [growling.]
[all yell.]
She's so scary! Her ragged clothes! Oh, I just bought these.
Ugh! Her ratty, unkempt hair! I didn't have time to wash it this morning.
Her dirty, ugly face.
This is just how I look.
[all apologizing.]
No, you're right.
I should really take better care of myself.
[roaring.]
[all screaming.]
So, how do we defeat her? Wow, that's a weird way of saying [imitating lisp.]
"Oh, Cyborg, you're totally right.
"sorry for making you relive your childhood trauma.
" We need a mirror.
I have several full-length and hand-held mirrors in my room.
[beeping.]
[roars.]
[screams.]
She's blocking Robin's room! Titans, to the blanket fort! Go, go, go! Did you seriously put a mirror in here? Among other things.
Starfire: Robin, it's amazing! Beast Boy: Whoa! Fresh dude! [Starfire gasps.]
- Is that a basketball court? - No, that's a bowling alley.
The basketball court's in the basement.
- Whoa! - Yeah, yeah, it's impressive, but there's a demon lady trying to eat our souls right now! [banging.]
[all screaming.]
[hissing.]
There's a mirror in the downstairs rumpus room.
[all screaming.]
[Teri chuckles.]
All: Pillow fight! There's another one in the dance studio! Go, go, go! [Beast Boy yells.]
[gasps.]
Beast Boy! All: Candor or audacious undertaking! Oh, I love this game.
I got a fun one.
I dare all of you to get in my mouth! [screaming.]
We must get to a mirror.
Robin: Ahhh! Whoa! Cyborg, you have to get the mirror! It's in the second guest bedroom.
You can do this.
Just because you're scared doesn't mean you're not strong.
[yells.]
Okay, I can do this! [hissing.]
[Cyborg yells.]
[Teri laughs.]
[screams, grunts.]
Time to join your friends, little boy! I'm not a little boy anymore.
[chanting.]
Scary Teri isn't scary.
Scary Teri isn't scary.
Scary Teri isn't scary! [Teri screams.]
[burps.]
Ha, I finally got you, you not-so-scary witch! - Hey, the lights are back on! - Best slumber party ever! Booyah! [all cheering.]
[powering down.]
[Cyborg screams.]
Eight-eyed monster! [still laughing and cackling.]