Teen Titans Go! (2013) s05e36 Episode Script
Super Summer Hero Camp - Snot and Tears
1 [animal sounds.]
[music.]
Summer's here Let's get outside Pack your bags Hop in the ride Let's go Let's go This is gonna be so great - Oh, man - I can hardly wait Summer camp Super Summer Hero Camp Summer camp Super Summer Hero Camp - They got lakes - We'll jump right in 'em - Canoe races - Yeah, we'll win 'em Star gazin', makin' wishes Summer love First time kisses Hangin' out Makin' new friends I hope this summer Never ends Summer camp Super Summer Hero Camp Summer camp Super Summer Hero Camp - Roastin' s'mores - Campfire song So much fun You just can't go wrong Makin' memories Havin' fun, runnin' around Hold up, shh What's that sound? Something's in the bush Over there [growling.]
[all scream.]
[all.]
It's a bear! Run, run, run, run Summertime Fun, fun, fun Summer camp Super Summer Hero Camp Summer camp Super Summer Hero Camp [soft patriotic music.]
[all.]
Robin's shorts 'Tis of thee They got them stains of pee Why don't he clean? [sobs.]
So majestic.
[all laughing.]
Oh, mans.
When Robin sees we's done run his undies up this flagpole, he gonna lose it.
- Such a good prank! - Ha-ha! Classic.
[Robin.]
Titans! Where are my underpants? [all screaming.]
Where are your pants? Everyone knows you cannot wear pants without the pants that go under the pants! - [all screaming.]
- That quickly backfired, yo.
[all exclaiming.]
[Cyborg.]
I hate this prank! I hate it! - Give him his underwear.
Hurry! - I'm goin', I'm goin'! Here, take 'em.
[all sigh in relief.]
You are skating on thin ice with this bad behavior, Titans.
It's just some of them good camp pranks, bruh.
- Yeah, man.
Lighten up.
- Oh, okay.
[chuckles.]
How can I lighten up when your lives are on the line?! Our lives are on the line? There are terrible consequences for teens who misbehave at camp.
- Have you never seen a horror movie? - Actually, he's right.
Every camp has a creep wearin' sports equipment who picks off teens actin' a fool.
And this camp is no different.
It is home to [gasps.]
The Creepy Catcher.
[mimicking horror film score.]
Could not the athletic creepy creep simply be in search of the friends to play the baseball? No! He's a villain in search of wild teenagers, so he can make them pay for their naughty behavior.
You's just trying to scare us into not being reprehensible young mans and womans.
Mmm, it is from the movies, though.
So I trust you'll heed my warning? [dramatic music.]
No.
We're gonna split up and do some bad stuff just to prove your theory wrong.
[Titans exclaim excitedly.]
[beeps, whirs.]
- What's that for? - I just figured I should document the Creepy Catcher taking out the Titans.
[static.]
Maybe I can turn their tragedy into a fun summer film.
[voice shaking.]
I don't know what to do.
I-I'm just so scared.
Smart.
But you're not actin' scared enough.
You don't think this is scared? [voice trembling.]
I'm so, so scared.
Just got a little [panting.]
[stutters.]
snot coming from my nose.
You gotta do it more like this.
[clears throat.]
[sobbing.]
I'm so scared.
My lip is doing that thing where it trembles [shuddering.]
[sniffles.]
Look how scared I am.
You can barely understand what I'm saying.
[wailing.]
[blubbering.]
[booing spookily.]
What are you? A ghost? I'll show them fools ain't no bad behavior gonna get me caught up by some creep.
Suit's out, buns out! [sighs.]
So peaceful-likes.
Nothing but the sweet sounds of nature.
- Little fish jumpings.
- [bird tweeting.]
Birdie bird singings.
- [sighs deeply.]
- [footsteps thumping.]
Scary footsteps.
- [muffled, heavy breathing.]
- Mmm, heavy breathin'.
- [exhales.]
Draggin' some kinda blunt instrument.
- [metallic rattling.]
[sighs deeply.]
I loves my life.
[both sobbing.]
[screaming in distance.]
That sounded like Beast Boy.
Beast Boy! Beast Boy! - He's gone.
- Abducted by the Creepy Catcher for a lack of decency, no doubt.
[sobbing.]
What a tragedy.
Excuse me.
I'm gettin' a little emotional.
I can't believe it.
I lost my dear friend, and this can only mean one thing.
That I was right! Ha! I knew it.
In your face, Beast Boy.
You should have listened to me.
Whoo-hoo! Hey, you gotta put the camera closer to your face.
- Like this? - [Bumblebee.]
Mmm.
Mmm.
Get those noise hairs in there.
Oh, yeah.
That's nice and gross now.
[Robin, nasally.]
We should warn the others.
Step right up and try your luck, ladies and gentlemen.
All you gotta do is follow the pea.
[both giggling.]
Oh! So sorry.
Better luck next time.
Ooh, the magical pea.
What dark forces cause it to disappear from beneath its shell? No dark forces, Star.
It's just some sleight of hand.
Look.
You just slip the pea out at the back when you push the walnut forward, then slip it under the other walnut when no one's looking.
Ooh, I wish to learn.
But is not the underhanded trickery wrong? Yes, it is so wrong, girl! But we gotta show Robin there are no consequences for reckless teenage shenanigans.
Step the right up, males and the females who are mild in the temperament.
Simply follow the pea.
Follow the pea.
Ha! You are the wrong.
The wrong! I shall do it again.
This time so slowly even the most feeble-minded can follow.
[slowly.]
I am going the slow for you.
Now tell me, where is the pea? The wrong again! [laughs wickedly.]
You simpleton! You had no of the idea where the pea is.
No idea! Hey, hey, Star.
Chill.
- [grunts.]
- I am the queen of the pea! Kneel before me.
Kneel! - [heavy breathing.]
- Who is the next to challenge the pea queen? - [footsteps thumping.]
- Who dares? [heavy breathing continues.]
[Starfire screaming.]
- Oh, no.
- They're gone.
The Creepy Catcher must have gotten them too.
They should have known running a shell game would be a death sentence.
Oh, oh, I'm starting to feel emotional.
[sobs.]
Better get it on film.
[resumes sobbing.]
Cyborg and Starfire [whispers.]
got caught by the Creepy Catcher.
[sniffling.]
I'm so scared.
[snorts.]
- How was that? - I'm not feelin' it.
Oh, I got an idea.
[beeping.]
[Robin.]
Are you sure about this? [Bumblebee.]
Tell me we don't look totally cute.
[Robin.]
But we're trying to look scared.
[Bumblebee.]
And what gets more scared than a wittle puppy? [Bumblebee whimpering.]
[Robin.]
This is really adorable.
[both panting and whimpering.]
[Robin barking, panting.]
[Robin.]
We better hurry up and find Raven before the Creepy Catcher gets her too.
[barks.]
[dance music thumping.]
- [glass breaking.]
- Wow, that's a rowdy teen party.
Certainly some questionable behavior in there - no parent would approve.
- Raven, we need to get out of here.
Hold that thought.
I need to go to the basement by myself to get more supplies for this crazy party.
[eerie music.]
But parties are against camp regulations.
I know.
I'm such a cool rule-breaking teen.
You do not want to go in the basement by yourself.
Or what? I'll be snatched up by the Creepy Catcher? Yeah, right.
- [Raven yelps.]
- [both gasp.]
- Raven? - [Raven.]
I'm okay.
- Just got spooked by a cat.
- [both.]
Phew! - [Raven screams.]
- Aah! Raven? - Are you in danger? - [Raven.]
It's cool.
Light bulb just went out.
- [both sigh.]
- [Raven screams.]
- [both scream.]
Raven? - [Raven.]
It's okay.
I stepped on one of those kids' building block toys.
- [both sigh.]
- [Raven screams.]
- [both scream.]
- Raven? [dramatic, ominous music.]
[thumping.]
[both.]
The Creepy Catcher! Run! He's gonna get us.
No.
He's going to get whichever one of us is slower.
[grunts.]
[groans.]
Ha-ha! See you later, slowpoke.
Seriously? [twigs snap.]
[wind whistles.]
- [twig snaps.]
- [gasps.]
[ravens cawing.]
- [footsteps.]
- [gasps.]
Robin? [heavy breathing.]
- [thunder crackles.]
- [Bumblebee screaming.]
[pants.]
Thank goodness I've been working on my cardio.
- And it's come down to me.
- [camcorder beeps.]
There's nothing left to do now but film myself being more scared than ever before.
[sobbing.]
I'm so scared.
So, so, so scared.
[gasps.]
I survived the Creepy Catcher because of my moral superiority.
If only my depraved friends were still alive to see my victory.
- [screaming nearby.]
- Another victim? [gasps.]
Look out! The Creepy Catcher is behind you! Relax, bruh.
The Creepy Catcher ain't no creep.
He's just a sports enthusiast.
He was coming after us 'cause he needed players for the baseball game.
Looks like you were wrong, bro.
Ain'ts no consequences to terrible teen choices.
But if this was all to recruit a baseball team, why didn't he ask me? [all mumbling and chattering awkwardly.]
- [chatter fades.]
- [crickets chirping.]
I see.
Well, enjoy your game.
[beeps.]
[sobbing.]
This is my final video.
I'm lonely.
So, so lonely! [sobbing heavily.]
I'm so lonely.
[whining.]
[music.]
Summer's here Let's get outside Pack your bags Hop in the ride Let's go Let's go This is gonna be so great - Oh, man - I can hardly wait Summer camp Super Summer Hero Camp Summer camp Super Summer Hero Camp - They got lakes - We'll jump right in 'em - Canoe races - Yeah, we'll win 'em Star gazin', makin' wishes Summer love First time kisses Hangin' out Makin' new friends I hope this summer Never ends Summer camp Super Summer Hero Camp Summer camp Super Summer Hero Camp - Roastin' s'mores - Campfire song So much fun You just can't go wrong Makin' memories Havin' fun, runnin' around Hold up, shh What's that sound? Something's in the bush Over there [growling.]
[all scream.]
[all.]
It's a bear! Run, run, run, run Summertime Fun, fun, fun Summer camp Super Summer Hero Camp Summer camp Super Summer Hero Camp [soft patriotic music.]
[all.]
Robin's shorts 'Tis of thee They got them stains of pee Why don't he clean? [sobs.]
So majestic.
[all laughing.]
Oh, mans.
When Robin sees we's done run his undies up this flagpole, he gonna lose it.
- Such a good prank! - Ha-ha! Classic.
[Robin.]
Titans! Where are my underpants? [all screaming.]
Where are your pants? Everyone knows you cannot wear pants without the pants that go under the pants! - [all screaming.]
- That quickly backfired, yo.
[all exclaiming.]
[Cyborg.]
I hate this prank! I hate it! - Give him his underwear.
Hurry! - I'm goin', I'm goin'! Here, take 'em.
[all sigh in relief.]
You are skating on thin ice with this bad behavior, Titans.
It's just some of them good camp pranks, bruh.
- Yeah, man.
Lighten up.
- Oh, okay.
[chuckles.]
How can I lighten up when your lives are on the line?! Our lives are on the line? There are terrible consequences for teens who misbehave at camp.
- Have you never seen a horror movie? - Actually, he's right.
Every camp has a creep wearin' sports equipment who picks off teens actin' a fool.
And this camp is no different.
It is home to [gasps.]
The Creepy Catcher.
[mimicking horror film score.]
Could not the athletic creepy creep simply be in search of the friends to play the baseball? No! He's a villain in search of wild teenagers, so he can make them pay for their naughty behavior.
You's just trying to scare us into not being reprehensible young mans and womans.
Mmm, it is from the movies, though.
So I trust you'll heed my warning? [dramatic music.]
No.
We're gonna split up and do some bad stuff just to prove your theory wrong.
[Titans exclaim excitedly.]
[beeps, whirs.]
- What's that for? - I just figured I should document the Creepy Catcher taking out the Titans.
[static.]
Maybe I can turn their tragedy into a fun summer film.
[voice shaking.]
I don't know what to do.
I-I'm just so scared.
Smart.
But you're not actin' scared enough.
You don't think this is scared? [voice trembling.]
I'm so, so scared.
Just got a little [panting.]
[stutters.]
snot coming from my nose.
You gotta do it more like this.
[clears throat.]
[sobbing.]
I'm so scared.
My lip is doing that thing where it trembles [shuddering.]
[sniffles.]
Look how scared I am.
You can barely understand what I'm saying.
[wailing.]
[blubbering.]
[booing spookily.]
What are you? A ghost? I'll show them fools ain't no bad behavior gonna get me caught up by some creep.
Suit's out, buns out! [sighs.]
So peaceful-likes.
Nothing but the sweet sounds of nature.
- Little fish jumpings.
- [bird tweeting.]
Birdie bird singings.
- [sighs deeply.]
- [footsteps thumping.]
Scary footsteps.
- [muffled, heavy breathing.]
- Mmm, heavy breathin'.
- [exhales.]
Draggin' some kinda blunt instrument.
- [metallic rattling.]
[sighs deeply.]
I loves my life.
[both sobbing.]
[screaming in distance.]
That sounded like Beast Boy.
Beast Boy! Beast Boy! - He's gone.
- Abducted by the Creepy Catcher for a lack of decency, no doubt.
[sobbing.]
What a tragedy.
Excuse me.
I'm gettin' a little emotional.
I can't believe it.
I lost my dear friend, and this can only mean one thing.
That I was right! Ha! I knew it.
In your face, Beast Boy.
You should have listened to me.
Whoo-hoo! Hey, you gotta put the camera closer to your face.
- Like this? - [Bumblebee.]
Mmm.
Mmm.
Get those noise hairs in there.
Oh, yeah.
That's nice and gross now.
[Robin, nasally.]
We should warn the others.
Step right up and try your luck, ladies and gentlemen.
All you gotta do is follow the pea.
[both giggling.]
Oh! So sorry.
Better luck next time.
Ooh, the magical pea.
What dark forces cause it to disappear from beneath its shell? No dark forces, Star.
It's just some sleight of hand.
Look.
You just slip the pea out at the back when you push the walnut forward, then slip it under the other walnut when no one's looking.
Ooh, I wish to learn.
But is not the underhanded trickery wrong? Yes, it is so wrong, girl! But we gotta show Robin there are no consequences for reckless teenage shenanigans.
Step the right up, males and the females who are mild in the temperament.
Simply follow the pea.
Follow the pea.
Ha! You are the wrong.
The wrong! I shall do it again.
This time so slowly even the most feeble-minded can follow.
[slowly.]
I am going the slow for you.
Now tell me, where is the pea? The wrong again! [laughs wickedly.]
You simpleton! You had no of the idea where the pea is.
No idea! Hey, hey, Star.
Chill.
- [grunts.]
- I am the queen of the pea! Kneel before me.
Kneel! - [heavy breathing.]
- Who is the next to challenge the pea queen? - [footsteps thumping.]
- Who dares? [heavy breathing continues.]
[Starfire screaming.]
- Oh, no.
- They're gone.
The Creepy Catcher must have gotten them too.
They should have known running a shell game would be a death sentence.
Oh, oh, I'm starting to feel emotional.
[sobs.]
Better get it on film.
[resumes sobbing.]
Cyborg and Starfire [whispers.]
got caught by the Creepy Catcher.
[sniffling.]
I'm so scared.
[snorts.]
- How was that? - I'm not feelin' it.
Oh, I got an idea.
[beeping.]
[Robin.]
Are you sure about this? [Bumblebee.]
Tell me we don't look totally cute.
[Robin.]
But we're trying to look scared.
[Bumblebee.]
And what gets more scared than a wittle puppy? [Bumblebee whimpering.]
[Robin.]
This is really adorable.
[both panting and whimpering.]
[Robin barking, panting.]
[Robin.]
We better hurry up and find Raven before the Creepy Catcher gets her too.
[barks.]
[dance music thumping.]
- [glass breaking.]
- Wow, that's a rowdy teen party.
Certainly some questionable behavior in there - no parent would approve.
- Raven, we need to get out of here.
Hold that thought.
I need to go to the basement by myself to get more supplies for this crazy party.
[eerie music.]
But parties are against camp regulations.
I know.
I'm such a cool rule-breaking teen.
You do not want to go in the basement by yourself.
Or what? I'll be snatched up by the Creepy Catcher? Yeah, right.
- [Raven yelps.]
- [both gasp.]
- Raven? - [Raven.]
I'm okay.
- Just got spooked by a cat.
- [both.]
Phew! - [Raven screams.]
- Aah! Raven? - Are you in danger? - [Raven.]
It's cool.
Light bulb just went out.
- [both sigh.]
- [Raven screams.]
- [both scream.]
Raven? - [Raven.]
It's okay.
I stepped on one of those kids' building block toys.
- [both sigh.]
- [Raven screams.]
- [both scream.]
- Raven? [dramatic, ominous music.]
[thumping.]
[both.]
The Creepy Catcher! Run! He's gonna get us.
No.
He's going to get whichever one of us is slower.
[grunts.]
[groans.]
Ha-ha! See you later, slowpoke.
Seriously? [twigs snap.]
[wind whistles.]
- [twig snaps.]
- [gasps.]
[ravens cawing.]
- [footsteps.]
- [gasps.]
Robin? [heavy breathing.]
- [thunder crackles.]
- [Bumblebee screaming.]
[pants.]
Thank goodness I've been working on my cardio.
- And it's come down to me.
- [camcorder beeps.]
There's nothing left to do now but film myself being more scared than ever before.
[sobbing.]
I'm so scared.
So, so, so scared.
[gasps.]
I survived the Creepy Catcher because of my moral superiority.
If only my depraved friends were still alive to see my victory.
- [screaming nearby.]
- Another victim? [gasps.]
Look out! The Creepy Catcher is behind you! Relax, bruh.
The Creepy Catcher ain't no creep.
He's just a sports enthusiast.
He was coming after us 'cause he needed players for the baseball game.
Looks like you were wrong, bro.
Ain'ts no consequences to terrible teen choices.
But if this was all to recruit a baseball team, why didn't he ask me? [all mumbling and chattering awkwardly.]
- [chatter fades.]
- [crickets chirping.]
I see.
Well, enjoy your game.
[beeps.]
[sobbing.]
This is my final video.
I'm lonely.
So, so lonely! [sobbing heavily.]
I'm so lonely.
[whining.]