Teen Titans Go! (2013) s06e10 Episode Script

We're Off to Get Awards

1 [bird crowing.]
[cat meowing, mouse squeaking.]
[elephant trumpeting, lion roaring.]
Go! [opening theme playing.]
T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S Teen Titans, let's go Teen Titans, go [Birdarang.]
From the epicenter of entertainment, a night to honor the most talented heroes on Earth.
It's The Superhero Award Show! This is it, Titans.
Our greatest challenge.
To win little golden trophies at The Superhero Award Show! Win or lose, it is an honor just to be nominated.
[laughing.]
Yeah.
Nominations don't mean nothing.
I's all about winning them awards, yo! Those sweet validating awards! [uplifting music playing.]
[babbling.]
Ooh, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! [babbling.]
Get a grip.
Awards are meaningless.
[all gasp.]
Have you lost your mind? Why don't you focus on a real measure of accomplishment, like getting paid.
Because awards are the only way to get the validation we are desperate for.
That's right.
If you wins an award, you gets to give a speech that you can use as an inappropriate platform to say your political opinions.
Did you eat meat? You's a fool! [audience booing.]
[Cyborg.]
An award could win you the respect of your parents who have always looked at you as a disappointment.
[squeals.]
[Robin.]
An award proves that you're superior to others, so you can rub their faces in it.
[Starfire.]
And the award could make the kitties of the world so very happy.
Meow! Whatever.
This whole award show thing is pointless and boring.
Shh! It's starting.
Ooh, welcome to The Superhero Award Show.
Let's get this party started by presenting the award for the Superhero With The Best Animal-Based Powers.
And the winner is Vixen.
Argh! Argh! No! That can't be! Chill, homies.
Let's get on with the show.
Best Hero With A Human Brain In A Robot Body Robot Man.
[yells angrily.]
We demand a recount! Do the counting again! Keep the heckles down, yo.
Outstanding Alien Princess from Planet Tamaran Blackfire.
Yaahh! Dang! What a show! Hope y'all are having as much f-f-f-f-fun as I am.
And now, the award for Best Team Leader We gotta win this one.
[Birdarang.]
And the winner is The Chief from the Doom Patrol.
- [screaming.]
- Are you kidding me? You have got to be kidding me.
This is an outrage! [crashing.]
I wish a tornado would come in here and rip this whole place down.
Chill till the next episode, homeslice.
[rumbling.]
Aah! A tornado.
Yes! Serves you right.
[laughs.]
[laughing.]
[birds chirping.]
Ew! Incredible.
I have a feeling I'm not in Jump City anymore.
Who you wearing? Who you wearing? Over here.
Over here.
[in Italian accent.]
Hello, hello, Robin.
Look over here.
And smile.
Whoa! What's going on? Welcome to Paparazzi Land.
We're the paparazzi.
We hang around the public places waiting for famous people to show up.
So we can take their pictures and sell them to trashy websites.
Duh! You sound like a bunch of creeps.
It is a shameful livelihood.
So, why are you taking pictures of me? You killed the Sassy Sorcerer of the North.
That make you famous.
Do I get an award? Oh! Only the Wizard of Award have that power.
He live at the end of the Red Carpet Road in the Golden City.
But you can't go dressed like that.
Here.
Try this on.
Ooh! [cackling.]
- [screaming.]
- Aah! Mamma mia! It's the Sassy Sorceress of the South! Did you crush my brother and steal his clothes? I need to look my best for the Wizard of Awards.
[cackling.]
Don't you know that money is the only real award in life? Now, give me that tux.
- [camera clicks.]
- [yells.]
Aah! Stop that, quick! I can't see! I'm off to the Golden City.
I'll mention you briefly in my acceptance speech.
I'll get you, my unattractive person.
And your little tux too.
I'm off to get me an award From the Wizard of Awards From the Wizard of Awards From the Wizard of Awards I'ma get me that award And rub it Rub it in your face Rub it, rub it in your face Rub it, rub it in your face I'm off to get me an award From the Wizard of Awards From the Wizard of Awards From the Wizard of Awards [Crow.]
Keep it down! I can'ts hear myself thinks! Sorry, Mr.
Crow.
Do you know the way to the Golden City? I ain't gots time to help you.
I's busy writing my speech.
I got lots of real controversial political opinions.
But I ain't gots an inappropriate platform to say them.
You should come with me to get an award from the wizard.
You's right.
If I has an award, peoples would have to listen to me.
Let's do this! Let's get them awards! We off to get us them awards From the Wizard of Awards From the Wizard of Awards From the Wizard of Awards I'ma say what I'ma saying Fill the people up with rage Fill 'em Fill 'em up with rage Fill 'em Fill 'em up with rage We off to get us them awards From the Wizard of Awards From the Wizard of Little help! Who said that? Can you help me out with the polish? Thanks! I can't believe I got so rusty.
If my parents saw me like this, they'd never approve.
You should come with us and get an award from the Wizard.
Yeah! Your moms and pops will be all prouds of you then.
Booyah! Let's do it! We off to get us them awards From the Wizard of Awards From the Wizard of Awards From the Wizard of Awards I'ma get that sweet award and make my mom and daddy proud Make my mom and daddy proud Make my mom and daddy proud We off to get us them awards From the Wizard of Awards [cats meowing.]
[all.]
Calicos, tabbies and gingers.
Oh, my! Calicos, tabbies and gingers.
Oh, my! - [all yell.]
- Hello.
I am the friendly kitty.
[purrs.]
What up? We're headed to the Wizard to get awards.
I too wish to obtain the award for the most important of reasons.
To make the kitties happy.
What are you waiting for? Let us go and get the awards.
We off to get us them awards From the Wizard of Awards From the Wizard of Awards From the Wizard of Awards Meow-meow, kitty-kitty Kitty-kitty, meow-meow Kitty-kitty, meow-meow Kitty-kitty, meow-meow We off to get us them awards From the Wizard of Awards [owl hooting.]
Oh, it is the spooky here.
[cackling.]
[all gasp.]
I've got a bunch of cash for anyone who brings me that tux.
The no deal! Fools! You can get all the validation you need from money.
And having money gives you power! I'll just take that tux from you with my army of flying monies.
Fly! Fly, monies, fly! [cackling.]
Weirdoes I picked up on the side of the road, go! [cawing.]
[grunting.]
[meowing.]
[growling.]
[grunting.]
[gasps.]
My petty cash! Without that, I'll blow this month's budget.
I'm melting.
Melting in financial burden.
[screams.]
Ooh! That's messed up! - [doorbell rings.]
- [door buzzes.]
Who dares approach the great and powerful Wizard of Awards.
We've come to ask for awards, sir.
Preposterous! The answer is no! Now begone! [loud rumbling.]
What? Uh Oops! My bad.
Pay no attention to the birdarang behind the curtain, y'all.
Give us what we came for, bird man! No awards here, homie.
'Cause you don't need 'em.
You have the power of awards all along.
That's be ridiculous.
Crow, you wanted an award so you could rock a funky fresh acceptance speech.
But you could say your crazy political opinions any time you want.
[clears throats.]
Well, the government be messing up big time.
Peace, love and animals.
I'm out.
- [cheering.]
- Yeah! Take that, partisan bicameral legislature.
You wanted an award so your parental units would accept you.
But they won't, yo.
You can never live up to their expectations.
So don't bother trying.
You're right! Hey! I feel better.
Stop living vicariously through me.
[all cheering.]
Friendly cat, you wanted an award to make the kitties of the world happy.
Guess what.
They already are.
[meows.]
The joy! And, Robin, you wanted an award to feel superior to your peers.
But you've had a superiority complex all along.
Wow.
I can't wait to get home and rub everyone's faces in it.
Sounds dope.
Just pat yourself on the back three times and say, "There's no one better than me.
" There's no one better than me.
There's no one better than me.
There's no one better than me.
There's no one better than me.
There's no one better than me.
[echoing.]
You are the awake? Oh.
I had the most incredible dream.
You were there.
And you.
And you.
And you were there.
And what I learned is, that no one's better than me and I don't need an award to prove it.
Awards are meaningless.
[Birdarang.]
And now, the final award of the evening.
Best Teenage Superhero Team.
And the winner is The Teen Titans! - [cheering.]
- All right! East.
East? East? Are you kidding me?! [screaming.]
This is an outrage!
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