Teen Titans Go! (2013) s07e33 Episode Script


1 Go! T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S Teen Titans, let's go TEEN-EEN-EE-EE-EE-EEN Teen Titans, go Plasmus.
He's on a radioactive rampage.
We gots to stop him before he destroys the entire city.
Robin, launch us into the action with the inspiring catchphrase.
It would be my pleasure.
Titans, go! It's the Titan Teens! They must be here to help stop Plasmus.
No, we're here to stop you.
- Stop us from the what? - Using the word "Go.
" A "Cease and Desist!" letter? The word "go" is a registered trademark of the Titan Teens.
- A trade what now? - He said trademark, fool.
I can explain.
Actually, I'm the one who explains things to my team A trademark is a word, phrase, or symbol used to identify the products or services of a business.
"Go!" is a trademark of our team, so legally it belongs to us.
But we use that word.
Why doesn't it belong to us? Because we filed some fancy paperworks and made it official, yo.
Which means your team has to stop using "Go!" Ooh.
Why don't you "go" ahead and make me? I'm warning you, using our trademark will result in damages.
Oh, yeah? Well Go! Go, go, go, Go, go, go, go, go Yeah, that did some damage.
And that's just for your first use of "go.
" I believe there were nine more.
We suggest you find a new catchphrase because this one is spoken for.
Titan Teens, go! But that was my catchphrase.
It's what I say to initiate everything we do.
It's cool, yo.
You're the Boy Wonder.
You can come up with a new catchphrase.
Let's see what that wonder brain of yours can do.
Initiate a return to the Tower with the new catchphrase.
Uh Titans, depart! Titans, set forth! Titans, onward! Yeah, these aren't doing it for us.
I don't feel motivated to do nothing.
If it's going to inspire us to action, it's got to be catchy.
That's why it's called a "catchphrase.
" We will stand here as long as it takes for you to come up with a new phrase.
Titans, proceed! Titans, let's do it! Titans uh! Forget it.
Titans, what do you say we get some tacos? I don't know.
What do you say? Titans! Please join me in the T-Car.
No, thanks, bro.
We appreciate the invite, but we politely decline.
Yeah, we'll just chill here.
We'll play a game instead.
Ooh! Yes! We like the fun games.
It's called Red Light-Green light.
When I say Green Light, we all pile into the T-Car.
Got it? Green Light! It worked.
I can finally get some tacos! Oh, there's the taco stand! - Why didn't you stop? - You did not call "Red-Light.
" Red-Light! Red-Light! Well, don't stop in the middle of a busy intersection! Move! Move! You gots to say the magic word, fool.
Green-Light! Green-Light! Phew! That was close.
This isn't working.
I'll never be able to replace the word "Go!" Can't use the perfect catchphrase.
It's short, it's punchy, ain't nowhere better than the word, "Go!" Looks like Robin isn't the only one who can't say the word, "Go!" None of us can say the word that begins with G and ends with O.
- "Gumbo?" - "Go!" Perhaps if we change the tense of the G word, we can do the "go-ing.
" This is ridiculous.
We have to fix this trademark situation.
And I know just the place to go.
The United States Patent and Trademark Office.
Whoa! - Pretty cool, isn't it? - Sure is.
The Titan Teens? What are you all doing here? We received a "Cease and desist" letter.
Apparently our trademark expired.
Now we're not permitted to use the word "go.
" Go figure.
Wait a second.
If the trademark no longer belongs to your team, then who does it belong to? The word "go" is now a registered trademark of T-T.
T-T! That must stand for Teen Titans! The trademark must have reverted back to us.
So now we can say "Go!" Incorrect.
The initials T- stand for Trademark Troll.
Trademark Troll? What's a Trademark Troll? I can explain.
Trademark Trolls are vile creatures that register trademarks with no intention of actually using them.
They simply make money by suing anyone who does use them.
Where can we find this troll of the mark of the trade? The trolls live under the bridges, so we must find the river nearest our present location.
Trademarks, trademarks, trademark! Yeah.
So many trademarks! Trademark Troll! We'd like a word.
Hold on.
I have to take this.
Trademark Troll.
I already told you, Batman.
The word "bat" belongs to me now.
So either pay up or change the name of your Batmobile.
And your Bat Cave, Batarang, Bat rope, Bat cuffs, Bat saw, Bat flame-thrower.
I know bats are sort of your thing, and suing people is sort of my thing.
We're here about the G word.
If you want to use the word "Go!" then it'll cost you.
Let's say a million dollars.
Or I'll sue you into oblivion! I have a better idea.
Let's settle out of court.
Bring it! I'm a troll.
I'll pound you to dust.
- Uh, Titans? - You've got our backs, right? We'll never motivate our teams without our catchphrase! Titans, help - Yo, should we, like, help them? - Mm.
Kinda hard to know.
I do not feel inspired to do the anything.
We need to say our catchphrase.
But Trademark Troll owns the word.
But it doesn't own the letters.
Divide and conquer.
- Titans! Guh.
- Titans! O! - What? - It won't work if we don't get the timing right.
- Titans! Guh.
- Titans! O! - Huh? - Faster! - Titans! Guh-Guh-Guh-Guh-Guh-Guh.
- Titans! O-O-O-O-O-O! - Go! - Go! Our help is needed.
Got to respect the dead catchphrase! Booyah! Boogah! Azarath Citrion Zinthos! My computer! You're finished, Trademark Troll.
We're bringing your operation to an end.
Forget it.
You'll never defeat me.
Or my new friend! Go! Get 'em! Please, listen to me.
You're more than just a trademark to us.
You're the seventh and fifteenth letters of the alphabet.
Seven and fifteen equal twenty two.
The atomic number of Titanium.
You are an essential element of our team.
What? We can never replace you.
Come back to us.
T E E N T-I-T-A-N-S! No! No, no! T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S! You belong to me! I forbid you from going, Go! T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S! Teen Titans, let's go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Going forward, let's agree that "Go!" will be shared by both teams.
Well, we should probably head home now that I can finally say "Go!" again.
I've got a long list of work my team needs to go catch up on.
And I promised my team we would go out for ice cream! Titans, go! Hey, where are you guys going?
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