Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) s03e21 Episode Script
9059-013 - Green with Jealousy
Teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles heroes in a half shell turtle power they're the world's most fearsome fighting team We're really hip.
They're heroes in the half shell and they're green Hey, get a grip.
When the evil shredder attacks these turtle boys don't cut him no slack teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles splinter taught them to be ninja teens He's a radical rat.
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines That's a fact, Jack.
Raphael is cool but rude Michelangelo is a party dude teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles heroes in a half shell turtle power lions gate home entertainment KRANG: Shredder! How long must I put up with your blasted incompetence? Oh, that's it, krang.
Blame this power shortage on me.
Well, I just did.
And put out that candle.
It's hot enough in here.
As you wish.
Ah-choo! Whoa! Ooh! Stop! Cut it out! Whoa! I'll remember this, shredder, with every cell of my cortex.
If we don't get our power back, this could be the end of us.
Let's you and me watch TV.
You numskulls! Shut that off.
No.
Wait.
Turn up the sound.
And so, our city is playing host to the Navy's largest nuclear-powered submarine.
This remarkable craft can stay underwater indefinitely thanks to its vast supply of nuclear energy.
Ho ho! That's it.
Nuclear energy, oodles of it.
That's how we'll replenish the technodrome's power.
You mean drain it from the submarine? Precisely.
Then nothing can stop us from drilling up to the earth.
Nothing except the turtles.
Ho ho! Never fear.
I have a scheme to handle those wretched reptiles.
Hurry up, Irma, we've got to get back to channel 6.
Aw, do we have to, April? [WHISTLES.]
Whoo! Aw-ooo! Ow ow ow! I still haven't met one single sailor.
How can you say that? You were just talking to a whole fleet of them.
[WHISTLING.]
I said a single sailor.
All of them are married.
Burne will blow a gasket if I'm late filing this story.
Now, come on.
Let's move it.
Now for operation barnacle.
Aha! Success.
Now, shredder, start draining the submarine's power into our storage battery.
Hoo hoo hoo! It worked! We have energy.
What's going on here? What's happening? I don't know, sir.
We seem to be losing power.
Something is draining all our energy.
Now we're losing the lights.
Sound general quarters.
Aye, aye, captain.
[ALARM SOUNDS.]
So, like, what's taking so long to fix the boob tube, dude? These things take time, fellas.
[BEEP.]
Saved by the beep.
Yeah, April.
Hello, fellas.
Want to come over and watch a movie classic with Irma and me? Tubuloso! We're practically there.
Excellent.
Soon we'll have stored up enough nuclear power to break through to the surface of the earth.
And this will make sure those meddlesome turtles don't interfere.
[SNIFFS.]
They live in a sewer.
That smell won't frighten them away.
This potion isn't to frighten them.
It'll make them fall in love.
Love? Yes! Head over flippers.
With the very first female they lay their eyes on.
And just how does that help us? They'll be so smitten with jealousy, they'll be too busy fighting each other to fight against us.
Oh, krang! That's the most devious, sinister idea you've ever come up with.
I like it.
Ok, this is the place.
All we got to do is sneak in and pour this love gunk on the pizzas.
Now, let's get going.
Michelangelo, why are you stopping? I figured I'd pick up some pizza.
I hate to go visiting empty-handed.
Or empty-stomached.
Well, what's happening? Those green wimps are buying the pizzas right now, boss.
Excellent.
I wish I could be there when they take their first bite And when they see their first female.
I thought that pizza was supposed to be for April and Irma? You know women, they're always on a diet.
Trust me.
They'll thank us.
Ugh.
Doesn't it taste kind of strange? Face it, bud.
Peanut butter and clams is an acquired taste.
What about you, Donatello? No, thanks.
I'm driving.
Last stop.
April's place.
Ohh.
I'm feeling kind of weird.
Oh, me, too.
Like totally bizarro.
Same here.
Maybe we had too much pizza.
Hi, guys.
Va-va-va-voom! Boi-oi-oing! Hubba hubba! Where's April? Burne sent her over to cover a story at the submarine base.
Something fishy is going on there.
I've got to get down to the office and cover for her.
Wait! My darling! Come back! Maybe we ought to go down to the pier and see what's up.
Uh, fellas? No way, Jose! I've got to buy Irma some flowers.
Cheapskate.
I'm getting her furs.
You both lose.
I'm buying her diamonds.
Now, what's gotten into them? For me? Ah! You got to be kidding.
Eh, you're Irma, ain't you? Eh, then they're for you.
"From your hang-ten honeybunch.
" Oh, please, you gotta tell me who they're from.
Three different guys all wearing sailor suits.
Three different sailors? I've hit the naval jackpot.
Come in, turtles.
Where are you? This is an emergency.
April, where are you calling from? The nuclear sub station.
The entire crew has deserted, even the captain.
Do you think shredder might be involved? I'd bet on it.
We'd better get there quick.
Get serious, dude.
Irma's my girl, I tell ya.
The heck she is.
She's mine! Irma belongs to me.
What am I saying? I want both you bozos to stay away from my girl.
Your girl? Whoa! Irma belongs to me.
The heck she does.
She's mine.
Stop! What's this about? They're in love, master.
That is good.
But with the same woman.
That is bad, especially when they seem to have forgotten they are turtles.
I don't know how, but I have this feeling that shredder engineered this entire thing.
Shredder inspiring love? That would be most unusual for a man who specializes in hate.
Another package for Irma.
What is it this time? I don't open them, lady.
I just schlep 'em.
It must be another gift from those seagoing sweethearts of mine.
Oh! How adorable.
It's a puppy With a note in its mouth.
"My feelings for you are more than puppy love.
" Oh, you're from a sailor, all right.
Soon the technodrome will be fully repowered and when it is, we shall strike.
And the beautiful part is those turtles will be powerless to stop us.
Yes! That love potion should be having its full effect by now.
And with the turtles divided, it's time to conquer.
Master splinter, come quickly.
What is it, Donatello? I analyzed some crumbs from that pizza the other guys shared, and it was laced with a love potion.
Hmm.
That would explain their sudden infatuation with Irma.
It does indeed sound like another of shredder's evil plots.
I've got to come up with an antidote and pronto.
I warn you, my son.
Untying the heartstrings of love is not an easy chore.
Boy, traveling always gives me an appetite.
Lucky thing I swiped a snack from that pizza store.
[CHOMPING.]
Hey, maybe you shouldn't ought to be eating that.
It's got that love-potion junk all over it.
Hey, nothing's going to happen to this rhino.
Whoa! Whoa! You know, these landings are getting a lot smoother.
Ok, we're here.
Now it's turtle-trashing time.
Ha ha! Hyuk hyuk! Rock steady and bebop! Hey, look.
It's that April babe.
April-- the perfect name for a June wedding.
Come to me, my precious.
No way, horn head.
Aah! Got you, you gorgeous creature.
Look who's calling who a creature.
I need some turtle help.
Oops.
Oh, no.
Now what? Hmm.
I can't make up my mind which wedding dress to order, this one orThis one.
Come back here with those ledgers.
You heard him, you mangy mutt.
Hey, cut that out! Would you-- oh, you cute little puppykins.
[YIP.]
Did those nasty men scare you? First I'm calling the dog catcher, then I'm calling my lawyer.
Vernon, you'd better be nice to me, or I won't invite you to my wedding.
And you'd better do some work around here, young lady, or you're history.
Where are you taking me? Into this abandoned sub, my darling, where we can be alone.
I keep telling you you're not my type.
I go for human beings.
Make yourself comfy, little buttercup.
We're gonna be here for a while.
Oh! Now I get it.
We're gonna wait until the turtles come to rescue her, and then we're gonna trash them, right? Wrong, hog breath.
This sub's going to be our personal love boat.
Me and her is gonna sail away on oceans o'love.
Oh, yecch! Let me go, you disgusting creep.
You'll see.
Once we're married, you'll learn to love me.
I wouldn't marry you if you were the last mutant on earth.
I'm putting you in charge of the wedding arrangements.
Now, go swipe a ring and kidnap a preacher.
Ha ha! Sure thing.
There's only one way to reach the turtles.
It's a big sacrifice.
Yoo-hoo! Oh, rock steady, my darling.
Huh? You mean me? Who else would I be talking to, you handsome hunk of horn nose? What is it, my sweet? If we're going to be married, I need to freshen up a bit.
[SNIFFS.]
You smell ok to me.
But a bride needs her lipstick and makeup.
And I dropped my compact back on the pier.
No sweat, honey bun.
I'll get it for you.
Lipstick and makeup.
Lipstick and makeup.
Lipstick and makeup.
If that imbecile finds out my compact is really my turtlecom, I'm in big trouble.
Here it is, honey bun.
Thank you, love dove.
Now, if a girl could have some privacy Hey, whatever sugar lips wants, sugar lips gets.
Turtles, this is sugar lips-- er, I mean April.
Come in, turtles! April, where are you? Rock steady's holding me prisoner aboard the submarine.
Krang and shredder are draining off all the nuclear power.
So, those creeps were behind this.
Worst of all, rock steady's been fed some sort of love potion and he wants to marry me! I've just finished mixing an antidote.
We'll be right there.
Don't go away.
Fat chance.
Ah, finished.
Really, Donatello.
Every moment counts.
This is no time to think about pizzas.
It's not for me, master.
It's for that love-struck trio in the next room.
I finally worked out the antidote.
Pray it works, my son.
The fate of April, your brother turtles, and the entire world rests on its success, but don't feel you're under any pressure.
Look, fellas.
It's your favorite pizza topping-- chocolate chili.
Forget it.
I'm too in love to eat.
Same here.
Ditto.
Aw, it's no use, master.
Perhaps if you used a different approach.
What a pity.
After all the trouble Irma went to in preparing it.
Irma? Irma? Irma? Let me have it.
No.
Me! Stand back! It's mine! Quick thinking, master.
Oh! I just had the craziest nightmare.
I dreamt I was in love with Irma.
You, too? Mondo weird.
Like, what's going down, boy genius? I'll explain later.
Right now, we've got to get to the submarine base.
There's the submarine.
And April's aboard it.
You guys take the dry road.
And we'll take the wet road.
Cowabunga! The nuclear energy has been totally drained.
We now have full power.
What? It's those blasted turtles.
Never fear.
The foot soldiers will take care of them.
Uh-oh.
Foot soldiers at 5:00.
What's the big deal? We're only outnumbered 2-1.
Hah! Charge! Yeah! April's gone.
Along with rock steady and bebop.
We've been looking in the wrong place.
They're getting away in that life raft.
You won't get away with this! It's the turtles.
Don't sweat, my pet.
I won't let them interrupt our wedding plans.
Bebop, give them a little taste of torpedo juice.
Aye, aye, skipper.
Bye-bye, turtles.
Torpedo approaching, dead ahead.
Did you have to use the "d" word? I hope it misses.
No way.
It's radio controlled.
See? Uh-oh.
Childrens and mutants first! Wait for me, my hairy hero.
Ooh! What happened? I feel awful strange.
Help! Somebody, help! Chill out, April.
Am I glad to see you.
Poor April.
I hate to love them and leave them.
Those wretched reptiles have ruined everything.
Wrong as usual.
We still have all the submarine's energy stored in our battery.
I assure you we have the upper hand.
Yeow! Whaa! So, krang.
Another brilliant idea of yours down the drain.
Don't look at me.
Blame those mutant morons of yours.
Rock steady, bebop! Mark my words.
You sniveling idiots will pay for this.
Neeter neeter! You got to catch us first.
[CRASH.]
Sorry you had to let those two goons escape because of me.
If I know them, they'll be back again soon enough.
Yoo-hoo! April! Hi.
I've been looking all over for you.
You're going to be the maid of honor at my wedding.
Your wedding? Who are you going to marry? Whichever of my three sailors shows up first.
Three sailors? You got a problem with that? No, but you might have one.
I'm "your secret love.
" Heh heh.
I'm "your devoted admirer.
" And I'm "your hang-ten honeybunch.
" You? A--a trio of turtles? Oh! Waah! Believe me, fellas.
It's better this way.
Like they say, the course of true love never runs smoothly.
Yeah.
In our case, it just runs.
Waah! lions gate home entertainment
They're heroes in the half shell and they're green Hey, get a grip.
When the evil shredder attacks these turtle boys don't cut him no slack teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles splinter taught them to be ninja teens He's a radical rat.
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines That's a fact, Jack.
Raphael is cool but rude Michelangelo is a party dude teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles heroes in a half shell turtle power lions gate home entertainment KRANG: Shredder! How long must I put up with your blasted incompetence? Oh, that's it, krang.
Blame this power shortage on me.
Well, I just did.
And put out that candle.
It's hot enough in here.
As you wish.
Ah-choo! Whoa! Ooh! Stop! Cut it out! Whoa! I'll remember this, shredder, with every cell of my cortex.
If we don't get our power back, this could be the end of us.
Let's you and me watch TV.
You numskulls! Shut that off.
No.
Wait.
Turn up the sound.
And so, our city is playing host to the Navy's largest nuclear-powered submarine.
This remarkable craft can stay underwater indefinitely thanks to its vast supply of nuclear energy.
Ho ho! That's it.
Nuclear energy, oodles of it.
That's how we'll replenish the technodrome's power.
You mean drain it from the submarine? Precisely.
Then nothing can stop us from drilling up to the earth.
Nothing except the turtles.
Ho ho! Never fear.
I have a scheme to handle those wretched reptiles.
Hurry up, Irma, we've got to get back to channel 6.
Aw, do we have to, April? [WHISTLES.]
Whoo! Aw-ooo! Ow ow ow! I still haven't met one single sailor.
How can you say that? You were just talking to a whole fleet of them.
[WHISTLING.]
I said a single sailor.
All of them are married.
Burne will blow a gasket if I'm late filing this story.
Now, come on.
Let's move it.
Now for operation barnacle.
Aha! Success.
Now, shredder, start draining the submarine's power into our storage battery.
Hoo hoo hoo! It worked! We have energy.
What's going on here? What's happening? I don't know, sir.
We seem to be losing power.
Something is draining all our energy.
Now we're losing the lights.
Sound general quarters.
Aye, aye, captain.
[ALARM SOUNDS.]
So, like, what's taking so long to fix the boob tube, dude? These things take time, fellas.
[BEEP.]
Saved by the beep.
Yeah, April.
Hello, fellas.
Want to come over and watch a movie classic with Irma and me? Tubuloso! We're practically there.
Excellent.
Soon we'll have stored up enough nuclear power to break through to the surface of the earth.
And this will make sure those meddlesome turtles don't interfere.
[SNIFFS.]
They live in a sewer.
That smell won't frighten them away.
This potion isn't to frighten them.
It'll make them fall in love.
Love? Yes! Head over flippers.
With the very first female they lay their eyes on.
And just how does that help us? They'll be so smitten with jealousy, they'll be too busy fighting each other to fight against us.
Oh, krang! That's the most devious, sinister idea you've ever come up with.
I like it.
Ok, this is the place.
All we got to do is sneak in and pour this love gunk on the pizzas.
Now, let's get going.
Michelangelo, why are you stopping? I figured I'd pick up some pizza.
I hate to go visiting empty-handed.
Or empty-stomached.
Well, what's happening? Those green wimps are buying the pizzas right now, boss.
Excellent.
I wish I could be there when they take their first bite And when they see their first female.
I thought that pizza was supposed to be for April and Irma? You know women, they're always on a diet.
Trust me.
They'll thank us.
Ugh.
Doesn't it taste kind of strange? Face it, bud.
Peanut butter and clams is an acquired taste.
What about you, Donatello? No, thanks.
I'm driving.
Last stop.
April's place.
Ohh.
I'm feeling kind of weird.
Oh, me, too.
Like totally bizarro.
Same here.
Maybe we had too much pizza.
Hi, guys.
Va-va-va-voom! Boi-oi-oing! Hubba hubba! Where's April? Burne sent her over to cover a story at the submarine base.
Something fishy is going on there.
I've got to get down to the office and cover for her.
Wait! My darling! Come back! Maybe we ought to go down to the pier and see what's up.
Uh, fellas? No way, Jose! I've got to buy Irma some flowers.
Cheapskate.
I'm getting her furs.
You both lose.
I'm buying her diamonds.
Now, what's gotten into them? For me? Ah! You got to be kidding.
Eh, you're Irma, ain't you? Eh, then they're for you.
"From your hang-ten honeybunch.
" Oh, please, you gotta tell me who they're from.
Three different guys all wearing sailor suits.
Three different sailors? I've hit the naval jackpot.
Come in, turtles.
Where are you? This is an emergency.
April, where are you calling from? The nuclear sub station.
The entire crew has deserted, even the captain.
Do you think shredder might be involved? I'd bet on it.
We'd better get there quick.
Get serious, dude.
Irma's my girl, I tell ya.
The heck she is.
She's mine! Irma belongs to me.
What am I saying? I want both you bozos to stay away from my girl.
Your girl? Whoa! Irma belongs to me.
The heck she does.
She's mine.
Stop! What's this about? They're in love, master.
That is good.
But with the same woman.
That is bad, especially when they seem to have forgotten they are turtles.
I don't know how, but I have this feeling that shredder engineered this entire thing.
Shredder inspiring love? That would be most unusual for a man who specializes in hate.
Another package for Irma.
What is it this time? I don't open them, lady.
I just schlep 'em.
It must be another gift from those seagoing sweethearts of mine.
Oh! How adorable.
It's a puppy With a note in its mouth.
"My feelings for you are more than puppy love.
" Oh, you're from a sailor, all right.
Soon the technodrome will be fully repowered and when it is, we shall strike.
And the beautiful part is those turtles will be powerless to stop us.
Yes! That love potion should be having its full effect by now.
And with the turtles divided, it's time to conquer.
Master splinter, come quickly.
What is it, Donatello? I analyzed some crumbs from that pizza the other guys shared, and it was laced with a love potion.
Hmm.
That would explain their sudden infatuation with Irma.
It does indeed sound like another of shredder's evil plots.
I've got to come up with an antidote and pronto.
I warn you, my son.
Untying the heartstrings of love is not an easy chore.
Boy, traveling always gives me an appetite.
Lucky thing I swiped a snack from that pizza store.
[CHOMPING.]
Hey, maybe you shouldn't ought to be eating that.
It's got that love-potion junk all over it.
Hey, nothing's going to happen to this rhino.
Whoa! Whoa! You know, these landings are getting a lot smoother.
Ok, we're here.
Now it's turtle-trashing time.
Ha ha! Hyuk hyuk! Rock steady and bebop! Hey, look.
It's that April babe.
April-- the perfect name for a June wedding.
Come to me, my precious.
No way, horn head.
Aah! Got you, you gorgeous creature.
Look who's calling who a creature.
I need some turtle help.
Oops.
Oh, no.
Now what? Hmm.
I can't make up my mind which wedding dress to order, this one orThis one.
Come back here with those ledgers.
You heard him, you mangy mutt.
Hey, cut that out! Would you-- oh, you cute little puppykins.
[YIP.]
Did those nasty men scare you? First I'm calling the dog catcher, then I'm calling my lawyer.
Vernon, you'd better be nice to me, or I won't invite you to my wedding.
And you'd better do some work around here, young lady, or you're history.
Where are you taking me? Into this abandoned sub, my darling, where we can be alone.
I keep telling you you're not my type.
I go for human beings.
Make yourself comfy, little buttercup.
We're gonna be here for a while.
Oh! Now I get it.
We're gonna wait until the turtles come to rescue her, and then we're gonna trash them, right? Wrong, hog breath.
This sub's going to be our personal love boat.
Me and her is gonna sail away on oceans o'love.
Oh, yecch! Let me go, you disgusting creep.
You'll see.
Once we're married, you'll learn to love me.
I wouldn't marry you if you were the last mutant on earth.
I'm putting you in charge of the wedding arrangements.
Now, go swipe a ring and kidnap a preacher.
Ha ha! Sure thing.
There's only one way to reach the turtles.
It's a big sacrifice.
Yoo-hoo! Oh, rock steady, my darling.
Huh? You mean me? Who else would I be talking to, you handsome hunk of horn nose? What is it, my sweet? If we're going to be married, I need to freshen up a bit.
[SNIFFS.]
You smell ok to me.
But a bride needs her lipstick and makeup.
And I dropped my compact back on the pier.
No sweat, honey bun.
I'll get it for you.
Lipstick and makeup.
Lipstick and makeup.
Lipstick and makeup.
If that imbecile finds out my compact is really my turtlecom, I'm in big trouble.
Here it is, honey bun.
Thank you, love dove.
Now, if a girl could have some privacy Hey, whatever sugar lips wants, sugar lips gets.
Turtles, this is sugar lips-- er, I mean April.
Come in, turtles! April, where are you? Rock steady's holding me prisoner aboard the submarine.
Krang and shredder are draining off all the nuclear power.
So, those creeps were behind this.
Worst of all, rock steady's been fed some sort of love potion and he wants to marry me! I've just finished mixing an antidote.
We'll be right there.
Don't go away.
Fat chance.
Ah, finished.
Really, Donatello.
Every moment counts.
This is no time to think about pizzas.
It's not for me, master.
It's for that love-struck trio in the next room.
I finally worked out the antidote.
Pray it works, my son.
The fate of April, your brother turtles, and the entire world rests on its success, but don't feel you're under any pressure.
Look, fellas.
It's your favorite pizza topping-- chocolate chili.
Forget it.
I'm too in love to eat.
Same here.
Ditto.
Aw, it's no use, master.
Perhaps if you used a different approach.
What a pity.
After all the trouble Irma went to in preparing it.
Irma? Irma? Irma? Let me have it.
No.
Me! Stand back! It's mine! Quick thinking, master.
Oh! I just had the craziest nightmare.
I dreamt I was in love with Irma.
You, too? Mondo weird.
Like, what's going down, boy genius? I'll explain later.
Right now, we've got to get to the submarine base.
There's the submarine.
And April's aboard it.
You guys take the dry road.
And we'll take the wet road.
Cowabunga! The nuclear energy has been totally drained.
We now have full power.
What? It's those blasted turtles.
Never fear.
The foot soldiers will take care of them.
Uh-oh.
Foot soldiers at 5:00.
What's the big deal? We're only outnumbered 2-1.
Hah! Charge! Yeah! April's gone.
Along with rock steady and bebop.
We've been looking in the wrong place.
They're getting away in that life raft.
You won't get away with this! It's the turtles.
Don't sweat, my pet.
I won't let them interrupt our wedding plans.
Bebop, give them a little taste of torpedo juice.
Aye, aye, skipper.
Bye-bye, turtles.
Torpedo approaching, dead ahead.
Did you have to use the "d" word? I hope it misses.
No way.
It's radio controlled.
See? Uh-oh.
Childrens and mutants first! Wait for me, my hairy hero.
Ooh! What happened? I feel awful strange.
Help! Somebody, help! Chill out, April.
Am I glad to see you.
Poor April.
I hate to love them and leave them.
Those wretched reptiles have ruined everything.
Wrong as usual.
We still have all the submarine's energy stored in our battery.
I assure you we have the upper hand.
Yeow! Whaa! So, krang.
Another brilliant idea of yours down the drain.
Don't look at me.
Blame those mutant morons of yours.
Rock steady, bebop! Mark my words.
You sniveling idiots will pay for this.
Neeter neeter! You got to catch us first.
[CRASH.]
Sorry you had to let those two goons escape because of me.
If I know them, they'll be back again soon enough.
Yoo-hoo! April! Hi.
I've been looking all over for you.
You're going to be the maid of honor at my wedding.
Your wedding? Who are you going to marry? Whichever of my three sailors shows up first.
Three sailors? You got a problem with that? No, but you might have one.
I'm "your secret love.
" Heh heh.
I'm "your devoted admirer.
" And I'm "your hang-ten honeybunch.
" You? A--a trio of turtles? Oh! Waah! Believe me, fellas.
It's better this way.
Like they say, the course of true love never runs smoothly.
Yeah.
In our case, it just runs.
Waah! lions gate home entertainment