Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) s05e13 Episode Script

9062-010A - The Ice Creature Cometh

[theme.]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Heroes in a half shell Turtle power They're the world's Most fearsome fighting team We're really hip.
They're heroes in the half shell And they're green Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Hey, get a grip.
When the evil Shredder attacks These Turtle boys don't cut him no slack Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Splinter taught them to be ninja teens He's a radical rat.
Leonardo leads Donatello does machines That's a fact, Jack.
Raphael is cool but rude Gimme a break.
Michelangelo is a party dude Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Heroes in a half shell Turtle power Hey, dudes, what time is it? TV Time.
Tinkering time.
Practice time.
No way, dudes.
It's pizza time.
Cowabunga! Michelangelo, we have got to get you a new hobby.
Hey, bud, pizza isn't my hobby.
It's my life's work.
Now for some major scarfing, thanks to the miracle of frozen pizza.
Oh, no! The fridge is frozen solid! If that's true, we'll all go hungry.
Truly, this is a food crisis [gasping.]
of epic proportions.
Relax.
We can handle this.
Yeah, the fridge hasn't been built that can get the best of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Let's take it, guys! [All.]
Turtle power! [Shredder.]
Krang, we must fix the heating units.
Can't you see I'm busy? We must repair the heaters now.
Do you know what it's like going around in this cold weather in a metal costume? Finishing this mutagen is more important.
An extra batch of mutants could help us get the Technodrome free.
We'll all freeze before that happens if you don't fix those heatinCome on! Oh, very well.
Gee, Boss.
Can we help? Definitely not.
You two boneheads would only make it worse.
But we just wanna be useful.
Then clean up this lab and stay out of trouble.
Okay, Boss.
Sheesh, what a mess.
Yeah.
[snorts.]
A mutant's work is never done.
Oh, man.
Don't tell me this is gonna be another mutant story.
Isn't everybody sick of them by now? Besides, we should be the top mutants around here.
Right.
Who needs the competition? So, uh, what do you say we do something about it? [snorting, chuckling.]
[chuckling.]
Our legions of fans will thank us for this.
[Both laughing.]
Man, we're getting, like, nowhere.
[sigh.]
We've been chipping away for almost an hour, yet it's just as frozen as ever.
That's because somebody around here hasn't been pulling his weight.
Yeah.
Donatello split.
No, I haven't.
I've whipped up something to help us.
You could have fooled me.
It looks more like something to hurt us.
No, it's a heat ray.
It works! Whoa, this heat ray is totally cool.
Whaah! Whoa! Look out, dude! Turn it off! Thanks, Donatello, for another really hot idea.
Aren't you two finished in here yet? Aah! My mutagen! What happened to it? Uh it, uh, accidentally spilled.
Where? Out that porthole.
I don't believe it! What a waste of perfectly good mutagen! That stuff doesn't grow on trees, you know.
[rumbling.]
Oh, man, it's a good thing Master Splinter isn't here to see this.
Luckily, he won't be back from his meditation retreat until tomorrow.
Yeah, which is about how long it may take us to get the fridge defrosted.
Look.
I'm beginning to hate that appliance.
Well, back to work.
[All.]
Turtle power! [rumbling.]
You two are in big trouble.
Aah! Hey! Hey! Uh, sounds like we're all in big trouble.
There's something outside the Technodrome.
What in blazes? What the devil is it? The mutagen must have interacted with billions and billions of microorganisms in the ice to form a gigantic ice mutant! Aw, gee, I guess this is gonna be another mutant story after all.
[roaring.]
[All shouting.]
No! We must stop that thing before it destroys us.
[roaring.]
Whoa! Whoa! Mama! Hey! Hey! Don't! I helped make you! Whoa! [groans.]
Oh, is that thing hurting you? I'll help.
There.
All better.
This is what I get for being a Good Samaritan.
[groaning.]
[All.]
No! Oh, no! No! Stop that! Bad ice monster.
Bad, bad, bad.
Now put me back.
It's obeying Bebop.
Do you realize what this means? We can use that creature to get us free of this ice bed.
Yes.
One good shove ought to do it.
Hey, big buddy! Push this whole place out of the ice, would you? That's it.
Give a really big push.
I knew I should have made that home thicker.
[roaring.]
Bebop! Make it stop! Hey, Frosty, knock it off, huh? Cut it out already.
He'll smash this place to pieces before he gets us loose.
Blast it! A hundred-foot-tall ice monster must be good for something.
I've got it.
There's a new thermal explosive being developed at a defense base outside the city.
So? What's that got to do with him? With Bebop leading him, that creature should easily be able to enter the defense compound and steal the device.
Mush, Frosty! Mush! [Donatello.]
Man, this fridge is cranking out frost faster than we can chip it away.
Why don't we just unplug it? Huh.
How come I never thought of that? While we're waiting for that thing to defrost, let's check up on the news.
This is April O'Neil at the city harbor, where what appears to be a giant ice monster is floating straight toward the city.
Giant ice monster? Oh, swell.
And we couldn't even handle a refrigerator.
[Michelangelo.]
Whoa, mondo bizarro.
[April.]
This is April O'Neil with a citizens' alert.
The giant ice monster is heading straight toward the city.
Come on! [All.]
Turtles to the rescue! [gasp.]
Okay, big buddy, time to hop ashore.
[roaring.]
Now, that's what I call a pretty neat feat.
And he's so violent, too.
I think he takes after me.
Come on.
We gotta get those thermal gizmos.
[crowd screaming.]
I'm a hardened reporter, and I still don't believe this.
It's as though that creature was Bebop's pet.
Oh, boy.
This is great.
Nobody's gonna try to stop us with this guy looking after us.
Rocksteady and Bebop! Turtles! Have we got a surprise for you! Whoa! Gosh! [Michelangelo.]
Man, there's something humongous among us.
Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
Relax.
Watch me bluff that thing.
Hey, glacier brain! Back off! [roaring.]
Whoa! Heads up! So much for bluffing.
Hey, it was worth a try.
Now it's this dude's turn.
Pull, amigos! I guess he doesn't realize the pull we have in this town.
[roaring.]
Whoa! Whoa! Hee hee! Looks like you're suffering from watermelon on the brain.
Whoa, our regular moves aren't working, compadres.
There's no way we can fight that ice creature.
But we can sure handle its playmates.
All right, you two.
Pack up that overgrown ice cube and clear out! Oh, yeah? Make us.
Gotcha! Frosty! Help! [roaring.]
You know, I was afraid he might do that.
Holy smokes! This guy makes instant blizzards.
My little Frosty is so talented.
Well, that was fun.
Which winter sport shall we try next? Now all we have to worry about is-- [All.]
Avalanche! So much for them Turtles.
Now let's get them thermal gizmos.
Come on, Frosty.
Thermal gizmos? I better follow them.
It's the Channel 6 building.
Oh, this is great.
We can really mess that place up.
Yeah, I always say, "If it ain't busted, bust it.
" [Both chuckling.]
Oh, my gosh.
I've got to warn the staff! Hit it, Frosty! Oh, no! Guys, you've got to get out of here! Now she tells us.
[roaring.]
Isn't science wonderful? With our new climate control system, I can make the entire building cooler with the touch of a button.
I'll have to have it adjusted.
[All screaming.]
[All shouting.]
[chuckles.]
Boy, is this ever fun.
Yeah.
A regular winter wonderland.
How poetic.
Let's blast some more stuff.
Come on, Frosty.
Keep blasting.
[All shouting.]
[gasp.]
Nobody move.
Thanks for the advice.
I can't anyway.
Look! Those icicles are about to fall! Oh, C-C-Courage, girls.
Someone will show up and rescue us.
Right, and I'll win the lottery.
[grunt.]
If I could just get my hand free, I could call the Turtles.
What a mess.
Bleah.
I'll bet we're the only people in the whole city to be buried by snow in the middle of July.
Great.
I'll call The Book of Stupid Records.
[Turtlecom beeps.]
Guys, help! We're trapped under tons of snow at Channel 6! Hang on, April.
We're coming.
Wait a minute.
So we save April, but how do we stop that quick-frozen Godzilla? Hey, maybe my heat ray could do it.
Forget it.
That thing couldn't stop a snowflake.
Well, maybe not, but if we hooked it up to a big enough transmitter, it might be powerful enough to melt that creature.
It's worth a try.
Michelango, you go back to the lair and get it.
We'll meet you at Channel 6.
Gnarly notion, dudes.
Okay, Donatello, keep your eye out for transmitting antennas.
All this snow, and we don't even got time to stop and play.
That's what you think.
You-- Why you snout-nosed wimp.
You realize, of course, this means war! Don't worry, the Turtles will get here.
Is it true that any loud noise can dislodge icicles? Like what kind of loud noise? Like a s-sn-snee-- sn-- ahh-- ahh-- No, Vernon.
Hold it.
Ah-choo! Oh, yuck.
[ice cracking.]
[All.]
Turtle power! Twinkle-toed Turtles to the rescue! Listen, guys.
I heard Rocksteady say something about thermal devices.
He was probably referring to the new thermal explosives they're stockpiling at the defense base.
I'll bet they're planning on having that ice monster break in and steal them.
Cowabunga, dudes! Let's toast that mega ice cube! Just in time.
There it is now! There's a broadcasting antenna we could use.
[grunt.]
There.
Let's hope it works.
Now we gotta get that creature's attention.
Hey! Slush head! Over here! Hey frost-for-brains! [All shouting.]
[roaring.]
Uh, I wonder if we overdid it.
Well, Donatello, what are you waiting for? Let him have it! Oh, no.
What's wrong? The controls are frozen solid.
Oh, the heat ray controls are frozen solid.
[creak.]
Uh-oh.
What's that sound? [Donatello.]
The tower, it's starting to bend.
There.
What do you think? Mine's better.
Hey, neat.
You made Krang, and I made Shredder.
Yeah, let's knock them down.
Yeah, that's for making us clean our rooms all the time.
And that's for sending us out to look for stupid things like thermal explosives.
[gasping.]
Thermal explosives! We'd better get back on the job.
Well, what happened to Frosty? Duh, I don't know.
We better find him.
The tower can't take the weight of all this ice! Well, now we're even.
I can't take this whole dumb plot.
[roaring.]
Uh-oh.
Hang on! [All shouting.]
What more can happen to us? [roaring.]
I had to ask.
[Rocksteady.]
Yo, Frosty! Quit fooling around over there.
We got work to do .
[All gasping.]
Wow.
I can't-- What irony.
Saved by Bebop.
Come on.
We've gotta follow them! [ice creature roaring.]
There's the defense base.
Hey, Boss, we're at the base.
We'll have them thermal thingies in no time.
Excellent.
I'm on my way.
So where are they hiding them thermal things? Well, that nerdy scientist type looks like he might know.
Okay, chum, where do you keep them thermal explosives? That's top-secret information.
I'll never tell.
Yo, Frosty! [roaring.]
O-Of course, I'm willing to make an exception for a hundred-foot tall ice monster! They're in there.
Whoa! We got 'em! You've got the devices.
Good work.
For once, you two did something right.
Let's go, Turtles! Come.
We must return to the Technodrome at once.
But-- But what about Frosty? Forget him.
He'll keep the Turtles busy while we make our escape.
Besides, he won't fit in the transport module.
But he's my bestest friend in the whole world.
Oh, stop sulking! Once the Technodrome is free, we'll come back for him.
[sobbing.]
They've gone! Yeah.
And it looks like Bebop's frozen friend isn't too happy about it.
Fire! Even the Army can't stop that creature.
No, but maybe we Turtles can with a little rocket power.
Excellent idea, compadre.
Now I'll set the rocket for these exact coordinates.
This better work, dudes.
It will.
Just yell good and loud.
Hey, snow cone! [All shouting.]
Okay, Donatello, let her rip.
We have lift-off.
Hit it, Michelangelo.
Here goes.
Cowabunga! Ice creature, go home! Yeah, from now on, he'll be Shredder's problem.
There.
That's the last of the thermal devices.
All right, Krang, you can detonate them.
It's about time.
It worked! The Technodrome is free! Engage main engines.
At last, the Technodrome rolls again.
[rocket approaching.]
What in blazes is that? [grunting, roaring.]
It's the ice creature! And it's melting.
Hey, Frosty! Come to Papa.
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
Take it away! Wait! Go back! [Krang.]
Oh, no! It's freezing! I don't believe this! We're stuck again, even deeper than before.
[sniffling.]
Some people thought he was cold, but to me he was the warmest guy in the whole world.
Hey, it's better to haven frozen and defrosted then never to have frozen at all or something like that.
[Donatello.]
Man, I do not want to see any more ice for the rest of my life.
Well, at least we got that refrigerator defrosted.
Oh, speaking of that, I got worried that the pizzas would go bad, so I plugged it back in.
I hope that's not a problem.
That thing was turning out a pound of frost a minute.
Don't worry.
It'll be cool.
Yep, it's, uh-- It's cool, all right.
Well, Michelangelo, what have you got to say for yourself now? Uh, anybody wanna have a figure-8 contest? Whoa!
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