Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) s10e08 Episode Script

[ Rock .]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Turtle power They're the world's most fearsome fighting team They're heroes in a half shell and they're green When the evil Shredder attacks Turtles fight back Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Turtle power [ Ends .]
[ Blow Lands .]
[ Grunts .]
Ah.
So he wants to get tough, does he? [ Grunts .]
I think he does, dude.
You Turtles aren't as tough as I have heard.
Donatello, watch his hands! Whoa! Oh! Plasma blasters? What else has this guy got up his sleeve? Whoa! Michelangelo, where are you going? Whoa! Ten more seconds and I win! [ Beeping .]
[ Engine Roaring .]
You can't stop me with that hunk of junk, earthling! This is a classic hunk of junk, dude! [ Tires Screeching .]
[ Grunts .]
All right, space case.
Tell us where you came from and what you're doing here! Hey! Ah, he's gone too.
Oh, man.
That's the sixth alien this week who's disappeared before we could question him.
And the last one stole one of my best grapplers.
What gives with these dudes? I don't know, but we're gonna catch the next one and find out.
[ Shrieks .]
[ Muttering, Squawking .]
Ninety-one seconds.
[ Grunts .]
[ Creatures Muttering, Chirping .]
Who else wants to try their luck? Survive 90 seconds against Earth's Ninja Turtles, and I'll guarantee you power and wealth beyond your dreams.
[ Squawking, Chattering .]
[ Michelangelo Sighs .]
What a wild week, dudes.
You're telling me.
No matter where we go, some weird alien turns up.
I wonder how they know where to find us.
[ Grunts .]
Man, I've had this awful itch ever since that first alien attacked us.
Hey.
There's something in my shell.
Wow.
Looks like a metal flea.
[ Beeping .]
And it's transmitting a signal! So that's how they knew where we were.
Quick! Get rid of it! Too late, earthlings! [ Groans .]
[ Turtles Shouting .]
Stop that blue babe, dudes, before I surf this van right off the cliff! All right.
Tell us where you came from and what you want with us.
Sorry, but I don't have time to chat.
She's a shape changer.
Correct! And how do you like this shape? [ Grunts .]
[ Grunting .]
I think you need to lose some weight.
Cowabunga! Hurry up, guys.
I can't reach the emergency button, dude! Thanks for the souvenir.
Be seeing you.
Michelangelo, now! [ Sighs .]
I don't get it.
I mean, I'm sure we would have defeated her, but why would she leave just when she had the upper hand? Beats me.
But at least we got rid of that homing device.
The next alien won't find us so easily.
Well, maybe not.
But that homing device looked an awful lot like a microbot.
Yeah.
Which means we're probably dealing with the Dregg-meister himself.
[ Chattering, Squeaking .]
[ Cheering .]
Enough! I've got what I came for.
The games are over.
You five, come with me.
I've got a job for you.
Why would aliens attack us for no apparent reason, take something of no value then just leave after 90 seconds? Maybe turtle wrestling is a new event in the galactic Olympics? Hmm.
I wonder if there have been other alien sightings.
Hey, I'll check with April.
[ Communicator Chiming .]
[ Michelangelo .]
Yo, uh, April? You still up? Awake and working.
[ Chuckling .]
What's up, Michelangelo? Well, hey, listen.
We were just wondering if you heard anything about any alien-type dudes, uh, showing up around the planet.
No.
Um, but hold on a sec.
I'll check the Net.
Hmm.
Nothing.
But I'll call you if anything comes up.
'Kay.
Thanks, April.
Hmph.
It just doesn't make any sense.
Why would we be the only ones who were attacked? can answer that question.
I think Raphael's right.
I've just traced the transporter energy that beamed those aliens to Earth.
It's coming from the black hole where we last saw Dregg.
[ Beeping .]
I wonder what kind of scheme he's hatching.
Shh.
I think I hear someone.
Oh, no.
Maybe it's another alien and he found our lair.
[ Karate Yells .]
Oh.
[ Chuckling .]
Sorry, Sensei.
We thought you were, uh-- you know, someone else.
My students, your tension causes you to be unnerved.
Perhaps you should meditate with me for a while.
[ Bubbling .]
Be sure to keep the temperature and pressure at the optimum levels.
Lord Dregg.
I'm glad you're here.
The microbot breeding tanks are nearly full.
Never mind that.
Give me a container of microbots.
But-But-But, sire, we need all of the microbots if we are to complete our invasion fleet on schedule.
I showed you the calculations.
You fool, Mung! When I had the power of Krang and Shredder, I was this close to defeating those Turtles.
I don't care about the invasion timetables.
I only want those Turtles.
They have thwarted my every plan.
[ Chuckling .]
But-But-But, Lord Dregg-- Silence! I need microbots to build something special, something that will help me destroy those inferior reptiles.
[ Sighs .]
Respectfully, Lord Dregg, you have lost sight of our goal to conquer Earth.
You are obsessed with destroying the Turtles.
And I will destroy anyone who dares get in my way, including you, Mung.
[ Gasps .]
Let's go.
You're mad, Dregg! Mad! I only need one more thing to accomplish my plan to defeat the Turtles.
Hurry! Commence construction.
What are you building, Lord Dregg? You'll see soon enough.
[ Together .]
Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai! Good.
Now, let your minds be still, like calm water and focus on the new move I taught you.
Your turn, Leonardo.
I don't think he can do it to me, Sensei.
I'm just too darn fast.
[ Splinter .]
Now, Leonardo! [ Grunts .]
Yeah! Whoa.
That's one radical move, Sensei.
You got any others? Learn the Flying Claw well, and you won't need any others.
At last it's done.
The morphogenesis exoskeleton.
[ Laughing .]
[ Beeps .]
When do you tell us what it does? I'll do better than that.
I'll show you.
It's a trap! Yes.
And one from which you cannot escape.
Now, to absorb you into my body.
No! Lord Dregg, don't! I'll smash you for this.
At last I'm ready to destroy those repugnant reptiles.
[ Maniacal Laughing .]
You fellas should be practicing.
This Flying Claw move will come in handy when the next alien comes.
If he comes.
It's been hours since the last one.
[ Alarm Wailing .]
It's the early warning system.
[ Typing .]
Someone's beamed down in the city not far from here.
And time to welcome contestant number eight to Beat That Turtle! Let's go! [ Squeaking .]
[ Beeping .]
[ Beeping Faster .]
Whoever or whatever it was beamed down right here.
[ Dregg .]
I'm glad to see you've come, reptiles.
[ Footsteps Approach .]
I wouldn't want you to miss your untimely demise.
- Where are they, Dregg? - Who? You know-- your bogus alien buds! There's no one here except me.
Four against one? You're making a big mistake, Dregg.
[ Beeps .]
Uh, question-- Why do I get the feeling we're the ones who made the big mistake? Those aliens that battled you were the most powerful in all the galaxies.
Now I possess all of their powers multiplied a hundred more! I've been waiting a long time for this moment.
I'm going to enjoy destroying you.
[ Grunts, Groaning .]
- He's got Donatello.
- Not for long.
Help me tie this off.
Looks like we've dropped your anchor, Dregg.
You foolish little beings have no concept of my power.
Oops.
I think he's right.
Unless one of you guys knows King Kong's phone number, I suggest we get out of here now! Raphael's right.
We'd better head back to the sewer.
You can't get away, reptiles.
It's hopeless.
[ Laughing .]
If Dregg is a good bowler, we're in mondo trouble, dudes! Jump! You can run, but you can't hide.
[ Electricity Pulsing .]
Whoa! Dregg must be able to see right through the street! We've gotta get out of here.
[ Grunts .]
Dudes, help! I've got them now.
[ Grunts .]
[ Grunts .]
Quick! Into the lower drains.
I'll slow down Dregg.
[ Shouts .]
[ Gasps .]
Bet that gave him a headache.
Which means he'll be madder than ever when it wears off.
Come on! Man, it's a good thing turtles have hard shells.
Oh.
You're tellin' me.
There must be some way to stop Dregg.
I don't know.
With that morphing jazz, he's one tough hombre.
When the hermit crab wants to impress its enemies, it gets a bigger shell.
Hey, Sensei is right.
We need a bigger shell! But not a turtle shell.
[ Beeps .]
Of course! It's Krang's old android body.
It's not only powerful, it's equipped with its own molecular expander.
Uh, what? A device that increases the space between atoms, thus increasing the size of Krang's android body.
Yeah, but, dudes, Krang's android body was in the Technodrome.
And we destroyed the Technodrome.
Yes, but Krang's android body is practically indestructible, and chances are, it's still intact.
Oh! So, all we have to do is go to Dimension X, find it and bring it back.
Oh, no.
Not the portal.
Oh, dude, last time we used that bogus contraption, it was a major wipeout.
Will you please stop worrying? I'm sure I can control it this time.
See? What'd I tell you? [ Wind Howling .]
It's not what you told us that worries me.
It's what you're not telling us.
[ Beeps .]
Dregg! What do you want? Something only you can give me.
Bait.
Okay.
Okay.
I think I got it stabilized.
Reptiles, I've got your friend.
Unless you want me to transport her to the labor mines of Dimension X, I suggest you come rescue her.
Don't do it, guys! It's a-- [ Crackling .]
We've got to help her.
Yeah, but we've gotta get Krang's android body if we're ever gonna stop Dregg! Right.
You and Raphael go to April's.
Michelangelo and I will jump through the portal.
Okay.
The coordinates are set.
Now let's go before they drift.
Hey, I got, like, a better idea, dude.
How 'bout if we just, um, wait for a, uh-- [ Shouts .]
better wave.
I told you there was nothing to worry about.
Hey, look! There's the Technodrome.
I'm getting a signal.
Come on! [ Beeping .]
[ Beeping Continues .]
[ Grunts .]
Get out! It's a trap! She's right.
And after I've gotten rid of you, I'll take care of your other two reptile friends.
Name your preference, reptiles-- the liquid nitrogen spray or the carbide shredder.
Well, if you're giving us a choice, I'll take a two-week paid vacation to Hawaii.
In that case, allow me to choose for you.
[ Grunts .]
It's the deep freeze for you, reptiles! Rock and roll time! You're walkin' on thin ice, Dregg.
[ Grunts .]
No! [ Crashing .]
Come on.
We've gotta get out of here.
[ Tires Screeching .]
There's no way out, reptiles! [ Tires Screech .]
- Give me a hand.
- You found it, dude! [ Roaring .]
Or did it find us? [ Grunting .]
[ Groaning .]
Get them.
[ Grunting .]
Look out! There's another one.
[ Michelangelo .]
No sweat, dude! [ Growling .]
Enough fun and games, dude.
We gotta find Krang's android body.
Oh, no.
I busted the scanner when I busted that wacko android.
We'll never find it now.
We still got one chance.
Yo! Tin man! Tell us where Krang's android body is, and I'll cut you down.
There, behind bulkhead.
Good answer.
[ Whimpering .]
We found it! Help me pick it up.
I sure hope we can get back to the portal in time.
[ Donatello .]
We don't have to.
The Technodrome's got its own portal.
This way.
There's a turnoff over there! [ Raphael .]
Uh, do you know where this road leads? No.
Good.
Then I'm not going to upset any of your friends when I knock down their gate! [ Blaster Shot .]
[ Blaster Shot .]
Raphael, look out! [ Tires Screeching .]
We're boxed in! Where's Dregg? [ Leonardo, Raphael .]
Whoa! Why do I think we're about to find out? A junkyard.
What an appropriate end for such worthless beings.
I'm not sure this old Technodrome portal has enough power to get us back.
If we don't go now, dude, we're gonna be the key ingredient in a kettle of Ninja Turtle soup! [ Beeps .]
Cowa-- bunga! Hurry, Donatello! Press the molecular whatchamajigger and make this thing big! Stand back.
[ Beeps .]
Have a pleasant trip to the next world, Turtles! Huh? Surf's up, dude, and so are we! It's no use.
The electromagnet on the crane is jamming the doors! What on earth is that? It's Michelangelo and Donatello! They made it back from Dimension X.
Oh! Any closer, and Dregg will be drinking a can of fresh-squeezed Turtle juice.
[ Grunting .]
Can't you make this thing any bigger, Donatello? My foot's goin' to sleep.
The bigger I make it, the sooner it'll collapse.
- Collapse? - You mean I didn't tell ya? The gravitational stress on the atoms will cause the electron rings to implode in the square root of the half-life.
[ Grunts .]
In English, dude? That means we've got one minute to stop Dregg before this thing shrinks to the size of a Ping-Pong ball and explodes! Bummer.
Raphael, see if you can turn the van and give me a clear shot at Dregg.
Coming right up.
[ Grunts .]
[ Engine Revving .]
Aah! We got him, dude! Not by a long shot, fools.
After I crush your friends into oblivion, you're next.
We've only got five seconds before we shrink.
That's just enough time to do the move, dude! Of course.
Of course.
Gotta relax.
Focus! No! Let go of me! Time to bail! [ Donatello .]
Quick! It's gonna explode any second! [ Dregg .]
No! Hey, guys? Could you, um, let us down gently? You are truly exceptional students, and I am proud to be your equal.
Uh, you mean proud to be our sensei, don't you? "Sensei" means leader, or guide, but you no longer need a guide.
Like the lion, you have no superior in the jungle of life.
You know, we really can handle anyone or anything.
[ Popping .]
What's that? Whoops.
[ Beeps .]
Yep.
We can handle anything, all right.
Except Donatello's cooking.