That's So Raven (2003) s02e06 Episode Script

Hearts and Minds

1 Morning.
Ah, Valentine's Day's coming up and Rae made Daddy a big old Valentine's card.
Sorry, Daddy, it's for Devon.
Um, he's visiting his grandma in L.
A.
and, you know, I just wanted to send him a little card to remind him of moi.
Miss you, wanna kiss you Miss you, wanna kiss you, Miss you, wanna kiss you Miss you, wanna kiss you Miss you, wanna kiss you, Miss you Oh yeah, that'll remind him of you.
A big old head that won't stop talking.
So how about you, Corey? You got a valentine? Oh, yeah.
A new girl in school.
Danielle.
Oh, that is beautiful, Corey.
Danielle? You know, I think that's French for "Girl you better run before it's too late.
" Nobody wants to be my valentine.
Corey, have you actually talked to Danielle yet? No, I've been waiting to make my move.
And today's moving day.
Hey, Corey now, I know this may sound a little weird, but I want you to have a good Valentine's Day, okay? Why? 'Cause I know a little something-something about romance and I want to help a brother out.
Why? Why? Listen, all I'm saying is when you talk to Danielle, don't mess up.
Think about what you're going to say before you say it.
Don't worry about me.
I know how to talk to the ladies.
Oh, hi, Corey.
Okay.
Nice talking to you.
Raven! Yep, that's me.
Rae, come on, couldn't you have just sent him a long e-mail or something? Please, girl, where is your sense of romance? Gee, I don't know, Rae-- I think I sweated it all out on the way up here.
It's Curtis! It's Curtis! Yes! Yes! Hello, Curtis.
Hi.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Yeah, that'd be cool.
Bye.
Well, that stinks.
Curtis just asked me out.
Oh, yeah, Chelse, it's a real bummer when a guy I like asks me out.
Well, come on, you know I can't date anyone unless my parents check him out first, and they're away on their second honeymoon.
Why couldn't they just get it right the first time? Hey, I have an idea.
Why don't you let my parents step in for yours.
They'll check out Curtis, give your parents a thumbs up and someone's getting a slice of cutie pie.
Oh, is it me? Is it me? 'Cause I love pie.
You ruined my life.
Then my work here is done.
You told me not to mess up with Danielle.
So I'm thinking, "Don't mess up, don't mess up, don't mess up.
" And guess what happened? You messed up.
Oh, no, that's probably not it.
That's too obvious.
Of course I messed up.
Corey, listen, it's not too late to turn it around with Danielle.
I'm not listening to you.
You are a love jinx.
What happened? Threw little homey's game down the drain? It was an accidental game drain, thank you.
I had a vision that Corey didn't get a valentine-- I tried to help and I think I made it worse.
Eddie, you're like his big brother.
Can you talk to him for me? Hey, no problem.
All he needs is a couple of tips from the master.
Oh, good idea, good idea.
Now, where would we actually reach this master? You know, Corey, as hard as it is to believe, I used to have some difficulties talking to the ladies.
That's not hard to believe.
Well, anyway, the point is, I got over it.
But I never had this problem until I tried to talk to Danielle.
Man, that's 'cause she's special.
You've got to go in there with a plan.
Something romantic that's going to blow her away.
You know what I'm saying? Like what? Watch and learn.
Follow me.
Come here.
Put this on Pop it in.
Number three.
Hello.
Hey, what's up, Andrea? Hi, Eddie.
Hey, I've been working on something new for you.
I want you to dig it, all right? All right.
Cool.
Going something like this-- Yo I was thinking 'bout you, baby girl, just the other day In history class, thinking of you missing me and I can't think of nothing, sweet angel Because I'm lovesick I got a hole in my heart and it's burning like a wick I try to focus on learning, but then my mind ends up turning I can't focus, girl, 'cause my soul is yearning But anyway I'm going to go ahead And skip to the main part Help keep me on the right path at least to your heart Done.
See what I'm saying? I love that.
That was so Oh, hey, Daddy.
Eddie was just Well, I guess her daddy's not that big of a rap fan.
But you get the point, man.
I know what you're saying.
I should rap to Danielle.
Exactly, Corey.
Matter of fact, bust a little rhyme for me.
Okay.
Dig it.
My name is Corey And this is my story Two times two equals four-y And at night I soar-y And that is "sorry.
" Sit back down.
Can't talk, I can't rap.
I'm never going to get Danielle to be my valentine.
Man, listen, I'm going to help you out.
You can use Big Eddie's rhymes to rap to your girl, Danielle.
Really?! Yeah.
Man, that's tight.
I don't care what they say about you-- you the man.
You the man.
Well, thank you, Corey.
That's so cool of you.
Wha what are they saying? Hey, Corey.
You want to share my snack? I guess not.
I was thinking 'bout you, baby girl, just the other day In history class, thinking of you missing me and I can't think of nothing, sweet angel Because I'm lovesick I got a hole in my heart and it's burning like a wick I try to focus on learning but then my mind ends up turning I can't focus, girl, 'cause my soul is yearning But anyway I'm going to go ahead And skip to the main part Help keep me on the right path at least to your heart Done.
Corey, that was so Miss you, want to kiss you Rae, when are you going to mail this thing? As soon as we finish licking the envelope.
Miss you Oh, Chelsea, we talked to your folks and they agreed to let us check Curtis out.
Chelsea, we haven't given him the okay yet.
Oh, come on.
You guys are so going to say yes.
My parents are so strict.
And you guys let Raven get away with everything.
You are so funny.
Ha, ha, ha.
She's just playing with y'all, 'Cause you guys are the toughest parents I know.
Just mail the card.
And clean your room.
Yes, ma'am.
Ladies, don't forget-- tomorrow's Valentine's Day.
Or as I like to call it, "Coreytine's Day.
" I'll see you then.
Were all those girls screaming for you? Yeah.
It's my rapping skills.
A hooked up brother.
Okay, so which one of those beautiful ladies was Danielle? None of them.
She's old news.
What happened? I thought she was going to be your special valentine.
Who needs one girl when you can have ten? It's a numbers game, baby.
Wow, looks like Corey's a little full of himself.
He's a little full of something.
I thought you were gonna mail that thing.
The mailman refused to take it.
Well, maybe you need a smaller card.
Or a bigger mailman.
Don't you have to call Curtis, Chel? Ooh, right, I have to tell him to come over tomorrow, meet your parents.
Man, I hope this goes well.
I feel like Curtis and I are, like, soul mates.
You know, just think, one day I might be Mrs.
Curtis Yeah, what the heck's that guy's last name again? Chelsea, go to my room.
Hey, Eddie, we got to talk about Corey.
I'm kind of worried about him.
Why? He's doing great.
I just wrote him a new rhyme.
What? You know, just following up the first hit, passing down the magic.
Um listen, I know I asked you to help, but Corey's changed.
I mean, he's obnoxious, self-centered, conceited He hasn't really changed that much.
But now the girls are actually falling for it.
Rae, it every guy's dream to have a whole bunch of girls chasing them.
Don't kill the boy's dreams, that's all I'm saying.
Yeah, he was kind of glowing.
Look at this way, Rae.
Your vision of Corey not getting any valentines ain't gonna happen.
Maybe you're right.
I got to get that.
And you know what? I don't care what they say about you, Eddie.
You're the best.
The best? Well, thank you, Rae.
Well, who keeps saying these things? Hey there.
Hi, I'm Danielle.
I just wanted to drop off my valentine for Corey.
Oh, that is so sweet.
Corey! Come on in, he'll be right down.
I tried giving him my card in school, but he was kind of busy with all the other girls.
Oh, well I'm sure he'd love to see you now.
And don't take it personally, Danielle, seriously, because guys have this crazy dream about lots of girls chasing after them.
They do? Why can't they just like one girl? You know what? They can.
They should.
That dream is stupid, because it hurts people, especially cute little people in pigtails.
Oh, those are so cute.
Corey! What? Danielle came over to give you this valentine.
Not until tomorrow.
Tell her to take a number.
He's such a kidder.
No, seriously.
Tell her to take a number.
I got to go.
I cannot believe that Corey, get down here right now! What do you want from my life? "Take a number," Corey? That is no way to treat anybody.
What do I have to do to get through to you? Whatever it is, take a number.
You can tell me about it later.
Hey, you guys, Curtis is here.
Thank you so much again for filling in for my parents.
You know, Victor, this is a big responsibility.
You heard what Chelsea said earlier about you being too soft.
Oh, please, she was talking about you.
Of course she was.
Now put away your cream puffs and let's talk to the boy.
Guys, are you ready? Ooh, there's a tough question.
Um, Curtis, this are Raven's parents.
They actually have some questions for you.
But don't worry, it's just a formality thing.
Take a seat, Curtis.
So how are you doing in school? Oh, he's shaking now.
Actually, Curtis is a straight-A student.
Really? You a cheater? Uh I've never cheated in my life.
Ever been in jail? What? No.
Why not? Because I'm not a criminal.
Okay Come here.
Hi, yeah, come here.
Hi.
Hello.
I kind of like this guy.
Kind of.
Honey, we're just doing our jobs.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey.
You're on a date with Chelsea and the car breaks down.
What do you do? Uh I don't have a license, sir.
Driving without a license.
What were you thinking, young man? And you getting in the car with him.
Chelsea, I'm sorry.
I like you, but this is just too weird.
Um uh, uh, Curtis can you wait a minute? Is that a trick question? No.
Look, I think we got a little carried away.
I'm sorry.
Look, you seem like a very nice young man.
I thought I was.
Look, you two go out and have a nice time on us.
Here's ten bucks.
Ten bucks? You can't do anything with ten bucks.
Here's $20.
Please.
Bet you can't top that.
Don't push it, girl.
Now be back by 11:00.
10:00.
9:00.
You know what? I don't even live here.
Happy Coreytine's Day for one of you.
Would you please take a seat? Now I'm gonna rap a little something-something for y'all.
And I'm gonna ask each of you what you think.
And the one with the best answer will be leaving with this rose.
And the other four will be leaving with just the memories.
Girl, I'll give you platinum, pearls, ice and gold And in return, I ask you don't treat me cold Don't try to jock C-Diddy because you know I got flows Be a teddy bear forever, to have and to hold You need a man that makes you want to shake, jiggle and clap And when you're down, make you smile with the charm of a rap I'm hotter than hot The girlies know I can't be stopped I just took a shot and made this rhyme up on the spot Holler! Made it up on the spot, huh? I think not Why you tellin' them fibs, little bro? You need to stop I'm hotter than some of you, ha, your rap is a bummer And where you get the nerve to tell Rae-dizzle to take a number? Raven, what are you doing? I tried to talk to you, but you wouldn't listen.
I don't have to listen to you.
You ain't cool.
Oh, I'm not cool.
Okay.
I'm about to take you to school.
My boy think he raps good, but he ain't acting like he should Talking mean towards people won't get you to Hollywood But listen, yo, I got a little proposition I'm balling you out on the battle So drop unless you're chicken Start kickin', bust it.
I ain't chicken.
Well, then drop it.
Okay.
Your feet stink Your toenails pink Your breath smells bad Like a bad smell Ooh, what then? Can't touch this.
My boy can't rap It's obvious that he's frontin' His lips just flap, big sis gon' keep it coming Learn to improvise, 'cause all you did was memorize Bring that big old head back down to size And young ladies, don't be letting Corey put you in check Get a grip, y'all should really have some self-respect I didn't want to pull this out on y'all.
But My name is Corey and this is my story Two times two equals four-e Please don't leave.
Come on! Sit back down.
You not gonna get a rose acting like that.
Nobody wants to be my valentine.
Just like my vision.
Why did you do that? I know it's hard to believe, but it was the only way I could think of to help you.
Well, thanks for the help.
I had all those girls in love with me and you had to ruin it.
Corey, those girls were not in love with you, okay? They were in love with your rap, which wasn't even yours.
So what? I didn't hurt anybody.
You didn't? Well, what about Danielle? "Take a number"? Oh, yeah.
I guess you're right.
I should've given her a lower number, huh? Corey I get what you're saying.
That wasn't cool.
There may be hope for you yet.
Danielle wanted me to give you this.
She was the only girl that really liked me and I blew it.
Uh, well you still have a rose.
What am I supposed to do with it? Let's go get you a vase.
Hello, Corey.
Danielle, translated, that means, "I'm sorry I was a real jerk.
Will you be my valentine?" Corey, is that true? Okay, Corey.
I'll be your valentine.
You will?! That's great! I'm talking to you.
Did you like my card? Yeah, I liked the little hearts.
Some people make them lumpy, but yours were perfect.
Thanks.
I don't like lumpy hearts.
Me, too.
I get you.
You want me to go.
Sorry.
Cupid was just admiring her work.
But she can take a hint.
Bye.
What's up, Rae? Hi.
You weren't supposed to be back until tomorrow.
Not that a sister's complaining.
I made my parents so crazy talking about you, we drove home a day early.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Thank you, Devon.
Oh, they're so beautiful.
Oh, and I got something for you.
Miss you, want to kiss you Miss you, want to kiss you I love it.
Miss you, want to kiss you Miss you, want to kiss you Miss you, want to kiss you Well it's the thought that counts, right? Happy Valentine's Day.

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