That's So Raven (2003) s02e14 Episode Script

A Goat's Tale

1 D.
J.
: Okay, we know you're pumped about tonight's Boys In Motion "Motion at Midnight" concert, and we're giving away all-access wristbands to our tenth caller.
No more calls.
We have a winner.
Oh, man! Come on.
What, do you have to be, like, psychic to win these contests? Caller number ten in the hizz-ouse! Boys In Motion tickets are going to be in my hands, people.
I'm going to the concert.
This is so unfair.
I wanted to go.
Chels, I won two tickets.
Sure, Rae.
Rub it in.
Okay, let's let's start this over again.
Hey, Chels, you want to go to the concert with me? Whoa! Hey, that's kind of out of nowhere, but sure, yeah, that would be great.
Okay.
Great.
Yay! Boys! We are the Boys In Motion We give you our devotion Boys! We are the Boys In Motion We give you Our devotion! Bring your motion over here.
Here.
You okay, Eddie? Yeah.
I did the coolest thing.
Oh, Eddie, your homework? "A" plus! No.
Just follow me.
Okay.
You know how, every year, before the big game against Jefferson, they steal our mascot-- Barry Barracuda-- right? No.
Why must you make everything so difficult, Chelsea? What did you do? Okay, well, this year, Rae, I stole their mascot.
Ladies, meet Gomez-- the Jefferson mascot.
You stole the goat? Yeah.
But it's only until after the game, okay? I mean, without their mascot, they'll be totally psyched out.
We'll finally beat them, right? We couldn't beat them if we stole the whole team.
You know what? This stinks.
Yeah, Gomez is kind of ripe.
No, Rae.
What stinks is making an innocent animal parade around in this ridiculous outfit.
Yeah.
Chelsea's right.
That hat is so 1776.
Okay.
Okay, Rae, you can laugh all you want, but animals are creatures, okay, with feelings, you know? Who happen to be really hungry.
And how do you know? Eddie, you kind of lacking in the backing.
Lacking in the backing? Oh, Gomez! Yep, that's me.
Bayside is bad! Go, Bayside! Bayside is bad! Go, Bayside! Bayside is bad! Go, Bayside! Bayside is bad! Go, Bayside! Bayside is bad! Go, Bayside! All right! All right! All right! All right! All right! Now, I am sick and tired of Jefferson stealing our mascot every year before the Big Game.
Now, this year, it is not going to happen because we've been keeping a very watchful eye on Barry Barracuda.
Have we not? Have we not? Which is what Jefferson should have been doing with their mascot, Gomez the goat.
That's right.
Thomas, did you steal the goat? Well, uh Big D, let's just say that this school is about to get some very long-overdue respect.
Fellow Barracudas, I give you Rae! Your stinking goat ain't in here.
What? But here.
This is good enough, right? The game's tonight, Thomas.
You had us all pumped.
Now we're bummed.
And we don't win when we're bummed.
Man, ya'll must have been bummed every game, 'cause y'all Rae! Rae.
Rae.
Rae.
Rae.
I got this, okay? Don't worry, Big D.
Okay, now, the goat's going to be at the game, dawg.
It better be.
Because, if you don't find it, I'm going to find you.
Let's go.
Why is he so mean? Why he gotta be so mean? Okay.
All right.
We're just trying to help out.
Hey, all the pretty ladies following Big D.
Okay, Big D! Rae, what we gon' do? I don't know about we, but me's going to the concert.
Ooh, Dad, I'm right on your tail! Yes! Your ship is vaporized.
Uh-uh.
It's not over yet.
I still got two ships left.
Okay, one ship.
Okay, no ships.
Okay, game's over.
Oh! I need some real competition.
I'm going to play on the Internet.
Now I can crush kids from all over the world.
Well, keep in mind the world's a big place.
You might lose.
Good one, Dad.
Okay, bring it on.
Let's see who's out there.
Ooh! I got someone in Hong Kong.
"Jing Yee.
" "Corey.
" Let the game begin.
Rae, a messenger brought this for you this afternoon.
It's the Boys In Motion wristband! I can't believe you were the tenth caller.
Mom! Mom, you were listening? I was trying to get in all afternoon.
That's why there's no dinner.
Mama, can you believe it? Boys In Motion! "Motion at Midnight.
" It's so exciting! I should take a nap before the limo comes.
Why? So I won't be tired when the boys start their motion.
Oh, Mom! Mom! Oh, Mama! Mama, come here.
Oh, I love you.
I want to thank you for bringing me into this world.
Oh, honey.
How can I say this nicely? You ain't goin'.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I already promised Chelsea.
Oh.
Oh.
Well, I'm still taking a nap.
That's too much motion for Mama.
You girls have fun.
Hey, Rae, can I see you outside a minute? Outside? Why? Well, because I don't think he's really allowed in the house.
He, who? You stole the goat? I didn't steal him, Rae, okay? I liberated him.
Well, you need to unliberate him.
Rae, I can't.
Okay, listen, I can't send him back to a life of shame and humiliation, you know, and really cheesy halftime shows.
I can't do it.
Chels, you cannot keep him here.
Rae, it's cool, 'cause I got it all worked out.
Look, all we have to do is take him to a farm tonight.
We? Why is the me always included in the we? No, listen.
The only thing we are going to do is go to the concert.
Chelsea! I knew I'd find that goat with you.
What goat? Nice try, Chelsea.
Give up the goat.
No, no, no.
Never.
We are taking him to a farm, okay? Chelsea, okay, again with the we? But don't you get it? If Gomez isn't at that game, there are going to be some very large, very angry people looking for me, Chels.
Eddie, listen.
Animals are living creatures, okay? They deserve respect and dignity.
Absolutely.
Now, what did you do with his funny-looking hat? Come on, Gomez.
No! No! Stop it! Stop it! Hey, people! People! People! People! This is ridiculous! It's just a goat! It's just a goat, okay? We need to remember what is important right now.
Boys In Motion.
"Motion at Midnight.
" That is what is important, okay? So let's settle this so Chelsea and I can put on our wristbands and Where's my wristbands at? They were in my pocket.
Where's my pocket? Gomez? Gomez? Gomez, why? Okay, okay, don't worry, dawg.
Okay, Big D.
, the goat's going to be at the game.
Or you're going to do what to me? Oh, come on, dawg, now you know that is physically impossible.
You can make it work? Well, okay, man, all right.
I'll see you at the game.
Okay.
Chelsea, I hope you're happy! Well, I'm generally a happy person, I guess.
I think it really comes from within.
What are you kids? That's a goat! No, Mama.
It's not a goat.
It's Jaws in a fur coat.
Hey, Rae, please, okay, not in front of the g-o-a-t.
Why did he have to e-a-t my wristbands? He a-t-e your wristbands? Yes, Mom, and now we can't go to the concert.
Well, don't give up yet.
Goats eat lots of things that are not digestible, and what goes in must come out.
Oh, you think he'll cough them up? I was thinking more from the other end.
Ew! You nasty.
Gotcha! Gotcha! She got me?! Come on, you stupid goat! You know how many people are waiting on you? Look, man, there's no sense in us just sitting here waiting for something to happen.
Now y'all go ahead and get some rest.
I'll be a gentleman and take the first watch.
Come on, Gomez.
Uh, uh, no.
Actually, how about I sit here and watch Gomez, you know, while you guys go someplace really far where you can't see us.
That is a shame, both of you two.
I know what you're going to do, I know.
Soon as I turn my head, one of y'all gonna snatch the goat.
Whoa, hey, are you calling us goat snatchers here? Well, you both snatched the goat once already.
Yeah, that's true.
Well, this is true.
Well, if that's the case, I am not taking my eyes off of this goat.
Well, neither am I.
Neither am I! Corey, you have been playing that game for hours.
Mom, please, one more ship and it's all over.
Okay, then wrap it up.
I got you now! So long, sucker! My joystick, it's not working! I'm a sitting duck.
It's not right.
Man, the goat did it! The goat?! Mom! I just lost my game because of a stupid Corey, it's only a game.
Yeah, but, Mom Son, you've been bragging and boasting when you're winning Yeah, but, Dad Listen to me.
You need to be a good sport and accept the fact that somebody just might be better than you.
Okay, but I still could have taken her if that goat didn't eat my joystick.
Corey, you can't blame the goat for The goat?! The goat?! In the house?! I told y'all.
What was that? Where's Gomez? My wristband! My mascot! My baby! Oh, snap! Your goat is so busted.
That is not my goat.
That's Eddie's mascot.
Well, it's Chelsea's baby.
You know what, if Gomez was just on a farm, where he belongs, he wouldn't have eaten your entire living room.
Hey, if we don't find him, he's going to eat everything else.
The goat's not eating my house.
There he goes! Okay, we got you now! I thought you kids were watching him.
Mom, do you know how boring it is to just sit and wait for the goat to do it's business? Okay, that's it! I want this animal out of here! Good.
I can still make the second half of the game.
Oh, uh-uh.
You ain't making nothing until this goat makes with the wristbands.
You guys, we have a problem.
Chelsea, you just noticed that? No, Rae, something's wrong with Gomez.
Oh, Chels is right.
He doesn't look so good.
What do you think's wrong with him, girl? Maybe it's something he ate.
He ate everything.
Well, what do we do? Um, Mr.
and Mrs.
B.
, I want you to call Dr.
Carrington.
He's the best vet in town.
Tell him it's Chelsea, and we have a goat down.
Rae, you get some blankets.
Corey, I need an ice bag.
Eddie, you get a baby bottle with warm milk, stat.
Yeah, I know, it's me.
Now move, move, move! Let's go! Let's go! Hey, don't worry, Gomez.
We're going to get through this.
Hang in there, little fellow.
You know what, you're doing okay.
You're with your friends now.
Yeah, we got your furry little back.
Chels, am I doing this right? Yeah, just make sure you hold the bottle, you know, upright, so he doesn't suck in any air.
Trust me, you do not want to burp a goat.
Hey, guys, I just reached the vet on his cell phone.
He was at the game.
Oh, Dad, what did he say? He said we're down 42 to nothing.
Oh, man! Dad, what did he say about the goat? Oh, yeah, right.
Well, he said Chelsea should just keep doing what she's doing and to check in with him later.
Hello.
Looks like it's Christmas, 'cause Gomez just left us a little present.
Ooh.
My wristband! Ew And something else.
Hey, he's up.
Attaboy.
Look at that.
Look, his eyes are clear and his nose is moist.
I think he's feeling better.
Guys, we did it! We fixed the goat! Yay! Guys, your limo is waiting.
Oh, and I explained the goat situation to the driver.
He said you'll have brand-new wristbands when you get to the show.
Oh, good, 'cause that was not going to match the color of my outfit.
Actually, Rae, I'm going to stay here with Gomez and make sure everything is okay.
Why don't you just take your mom to the concert? Really? Me? Rae? Boys In Motion? Yes! I get to go I get to go Hey, Mom, Mom, Mom-- If you do that at the concert, I don't know you.
Okay.
Hey, you guys mind dropping me off at the game? I'm going to look the team straight in the eye and tell them the truth.
The goat ran away.
Go, go, go, go.
You guys are going to be late.
Go.
Go.
Hey.
It's going to be okay, okay? I'm not going to leave you.
Boys In Motion.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, Mom.
You wouldn't mind if I don't go to the concert with you, right? Why? What's wrong? Well, I just want to hang here with Chelsea.
You can go with Dad.
All right.
I just hope he doesn't embarrass me.
Rae, what happened? Dang goat got to me.
Yeah, he got to me, too.
Why'd it have to be so cute? And cuddly.
Eddie, you know what the scary part is? You're starting to think like Chelsea? Maybe it's not such a bad thing.
Hey, I've got a little secret to tell you.
You know how I was acting all brave and everything? Well, you had me pretty scared.
But he's okay now, aren't you, boy? Yeah, and we're going to tell you all about life on the farm.
You guys, what about the concert and the game? The boys will always be in motion.
And I can lie to the team tomorrow.
Besides, how often can we sit next to our best friend and our new favorite goat? Hey, it's Christmas again.
You guys, my cell phone.
Hey! Y'all want to get that? Hey, hey, hey, you guys, I just got a report from the farm and you will be very happy to know that Gomez had a comfortable night and he is liked and accepted by all his fellow goats.
Chels, that is wonderful.
I'm going to miss that little beardy-chin, goaty-breath little thing.
Hey, I'm glad the little homie Gomez is chillin'.
But I talked to the principal, and he said, that since I was the one that stole the goat, I got to come up with a new mascot for Jefferson.
Go, Jefferson! B- e-e-eat Bayside! Uh, Eddie-- I got some baaad news.

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