The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You (2023) s01e08 Episode Script
Kiss Zombie Panic
Welcome to Chem Club!
Aijo Rentaro's newest soulmate:
the shrinking and growing,
drug-loving president of Chem Club,
Yakuzen Kusuri.
However, the drug that
she concocted for Rentaro,
the Uncontrollable-Urge-to-Kiss-Lover Medicine,
was accidentally consumed by Hakari,
Karane, Shizuka and Nano
Kiss.
"Kiss."
turning them into kiss zombies.
By the way, if not given the Medicine-Reversing
Medicine before the drug circulates,
they stay like this the rest of their lives.
Their personality gets erased?!
Kissy kiss!
Kiss!
And so began Rentaro and the girls'
game of Resident Hazard: Kissage!
Run, Rentaro!
Kissy
But
Hurry up!
Kissy kiss
Can't make four doses of neutralizer here.
Gotta get away from the four
kiss zombies and head to the chem lab!
Gotcha.
Hurry!
Girls
I promise we'll bring you back!
Kissy
Kiss.
The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
Crossing
Reminiscing Lunch
B-Come Tast-E
I went all-out making lunch this morning 3
To Rentaro-kun
You might think this is all a bit overblown,
but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break 3
-Hakari
P.S. I believe my figure has become
more shapely these days.
I'm including a photograph
I took recently along with this letter.
Enjoy 3
To Rentaro!
You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
Promise me you will!!
Don't ask why! Just do it!
I made too many side dishes, is all!
(Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them)
So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
- Inda Karane
To Rentaro-kun
It feels a little strange writing to you
when we see each other all the time.
But I'm much better at expressing
my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
Thank you truly for always looking out for me
and respecting my feelings.
I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
during lunch break today? If you do,
then I would love to have lunch with you.
-Yoshimoto Shizuka
When a 0 and b 0,
the Rentaro a/b + b/a = 2 Nano inequation becomes
a/b 0 and b/a 0.
With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a = Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
= 2x Happiness
= Nano
Lunch a² + Lunch b² = 2ab
(a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
Hngh
Now's our chance to get to the chem lab.
They headed us off.
Anything to slow them down?
Oh, this is
The Melt-Ya-Face-Off Medicine!
You are not using that!
Let's take a detour!
Aye, got it!
Kissy
They're fast.
Must be part of the superhuman abilities
they gained due to their loss of reason.
Running in my halls?!
Vice Principal?!
Pardon my French!
Gah! Monster!
Vice Principal!
I apologize, aye.
The foundation I spent three hours applying!
It's melting!
The abyss stares back!
My true form will be revealed to the humans!
I don't think it's working.
Kusuri's drug was stopped by some foundation?
No way!
That's what's bothering you?!
Scree! I must restore my makeup!
Science can't beat monsters.
That's how the world works.
Let's go.
The acids the psience!
Coming through.
Kiss kissy kiss kiss. Kissy kiss.
Kisser.
They split up?
So they're planning to pincer us?
Wait, the girls are trying to kiss me, right?
Kusuri-senpai, let's split up, too.
Gotcha.
"Kiss. Kiss."
I knew it. She's coming after me.
Shizuka-chan isn't as fast as the others.
Her limiter may be off, but it's all still
based on her original physical abilities.
I'll get away from her before
the other three can surround me.
"Kiss."
Shizuka-chan!
Oh, no! Your forehead's all red!
You need to get to the nurse's office now!
"Kiss."
It's okay. You'll be all right.
Okay, time to get you treated.
Away On Research Leave
On leave?!
Screw that! This is an emergency!
Thanks for holding up your bangs.
We cooled it and applied a pain-relief patch.
You'll be fine now.
Pain, pain, go away.
"Kiss."
Oh, right! I forget we were
in the middle of Resident Hazard!
I messed up!
Sh-Shizuka
"Kiss."
I-It keeps going.
Sh-Shiz
I-It's over.
I can't even think straight
No! I have to get you back to normal!
Sorry, Shizuka-chan.
I'll fix this somehow, I promise.
So hang in there!
"Kiss."
"Kiss."
Kiss!
Kissy-kun!
Gotta change course.
Kissy-san!
Kissy, kiss it!
Kiss!
Kiss!
Kissy
kiss kiss!
Kara-pult
Kara-pult
& Hurl-kari
Kiss!
Hurl-kari!
Agh! We're not in an All Japan
Pro Wrestling Tag League, you know?!
Hakari Karane
Kiss.
Kiss.
Kiss
Kiss
Kiss
Kiss
No My mind's going blank again
Unlike Shizuka-chan,
they're too strong to push away
Kissey!
Kiss's kiss kissem?
Kiss kisses kiss kiss kissy!
Kiss kissy kiss kiss, kisser!
Jeez, they're fighting again.
Even as kiss zombies, they're the same as ever.
Even as kiss zombies?
These two are the same?
That means
Kissy kiss!
Kiss kiss, kiss!
Kissy
Kissy kiss
Kissy kiss kiss.
Kiss.
Let's go!
That's right. The girls drank the
Uncontrollable-Urge-to-Kiss-Lover Medicine.
And the two of them are
so close, they fight every day
They're tough lovers!
We did share a three-way kiss, after all!
I knew I could count on you two!
Rentaro was not immune
to jumping to conclusions.
L-Look at 'em kiss zombies go.
Things are heating up by the second.
Wait, this is no time to be staring!
I gotta get to the chem lab!
Chemistry Lab
Okay, I made it somehow.
Did Kusuri-senpai make it here o—
Kay?!
What's Nano doing in the lab?
This is bad!
I can't get away!
Kiss kiss!
Kiss
I managed to hide,
but it's only a matter of time
before she finds me.
But there's still hope!
We've split up.
If Kusuri-senpai takes this chance
to sneak into the lab
Whew! Couldn't breathe!
Kusuri-senpai!
All hope was lost.
Kusuri-senpai!
Wh-What are you doing here?
Tried to enter chem lab, but Nano spotted me,
so Kusuri hide here!
Now she going around
looking for Kusuri. Can't get out.
But why?
Nano should be looking for me,
the person she wants to kiss.
Maybe Nano realized we
on the same team.
Right. She was the one who gave
the order to flank us, too.
Being a kiss zombie hasn't completely
taken away her intelligence.
Damn it! At this rate,
she'll find and capture us both!
Eureka.
Rentaro run and lure Nano away.
Kusuri take that chance to sneak into chem lab.
I thought about that, too
But making a break for it after hiding
would look too suspicious.
It would be obvious that I ran out
expecting to be caught.
And she'd realize that I was
a decoy to lure her away.
That would be the same
as telling her that you're in here.
Damn it!
What do I do? What can I do?
If we don't act quick,
it'll be too late to reverse the drug!
I gotta do something to save them,
no matter what!
It always be like this
Kusuri always be like this.
Think of nothing but drugs,
make trouble for everyone else.
Already lost all the Chem Club
members, and yet
Senpai
The others are one thing, but
But Kusuri loves you! Don't want to be
hated by you or cause trouble for you!
Enough is enough. Kusuri will
stop developing drugs forever!
Senpai
So, so sorry, Rentaro!
Rentaro, this game of Resident Hazard is over.
Is fine. In case of emergency,
Kusuri always have
a single dose of the reversing medicine!
I see!
At first, we needed four doses
of the reversing medicine.
But now, one dose is enough to turn Nano
back to normal and get into the lab!
Kiss.
A wild Kiss Zombie Nano appeared!
Nano went back to normal!
You're a genius, Kusuri-senpai!
Indeed, aye!
But why?!
Wait, wait! Stop, Senpai!
Huh?
Argh! Wh-What are you doing?!
That's what I wanna know!
Wasn't that dose for Nano?!
Ah! Good idea!
More like the only idea!
Well, Kusuri
thought it'd be easy to enter the lab in this
form because Nano doesn't know about it.
Why the red face, Rentaro? Is there a problem?
I-I mean
We're all up-close and personal
However, only got a mouthful
of reversing medicine.
Effect will wear off soon.
If Kusuri turns back into a kid
while making more, Nano might find
Could tie Nano up and immobilize her.
C-Can you really do that?
Possible if I surprise her in this form.
Gotta act fast before the drug wears off.
Kiss!
Kissingless.
All right. She's not interested.
She might actually be able to pull it off.
Kissy kiss?
Kiss
Uh
Kusuri just a passerby, aye aye.
You just gave it away!
Bud ow id she kno?!
Damn it!
Is this it?
With Senpai captured, we have no way
of making the reversing medicine!
What do I do?
What do I do?!
Kiss kiss.
Enawo?!
Don't get caught!
Run, run, run! For my life!
So what if she's a kiss zombie with
no reason or limiter holding her back?
I'll take off my limiters, too!
With my unending love for these girls!
She's breaking open the door?
Kissed kissu.
Nano!
Kiss.
Kiss.
Fin.
Nano!
Now when she wakes up,
she'll be back to normal, aye.
I'm so glad you made it, Kusuri-senpai.
You planned this all out, Rentaro?
Uh, I wouldn't call it a plan.
That was all I could think of.
I lured Nano away from there,
ran around to buy time, and waited
Waited for the mouthful of reversing
medicine that you took to wear off.
Then your body would shrink and untie itself.
Oh, right!
That's how Kusuri got outta there, aye?!
Wait, you hadn't realized?!
Uh, thought that maybe you'd used
some kinda Melt-Ya-Ropes-Off Medicine.
Anyway, let's hurry up and give the other
three the reversing medicine, too.
Yes, aye!
Nurse's Office
Where am I?
I-It's not like I was dozing off
or anything, okay?!
What was I doing?
Why did I do that to Aijo Rentaro?
"My deepest apologies."
Girls!
Rentaro-kun!
I'm truly sorry!
How could I do something so—
Kiss.
H-Huh?
S-Sorry, but I can't remember anything!
Right, Karane-san?!
Y-You don't remember anything, either, right?
Wait, what?
Like Nano and Shizuka, I remember every—
Kiss.
Take the reversing medicine!
You two are way too into each other!
O-Oh!
Y-You're right. My memory's gone, too!
Thought as much!
Can't remember a thing!
Right! It's almost funny!
Good, good. Sharing a secret
has brought them even closer.
This was all Kusuri's fault!
So sorry, aye!
Kusuri's drug turned you all into zombies
Sorry! Sorry!
So, so sorry!
Kusuri
Kusuri-senpai.
"Drug Master."
Yeah, your drug did turn them into zombies,
but it was also your drug
that brought them back.
So it all evens out, right?
But but
I'll fix anything with you.
Whatever messes
your drugs create in the future,
I'll fix them for you, no matter what!
Rentaro?
So stop talking about
abandoning your drug research!
For me
The passion you show for the things you love
is part of why I love you, Kusuri-senpai!
Lovely.
So dreamy.
He is such a Chad.
I'm so wet right now.
Rentaro
Kusuri Kusuri
really, really, really, really,
really loves drugs and you!
Aijo Rentaro's newest soulmate:
the shrinking and growing,
drug-loving president of Chem Club,
Yakuzen Kusuri.
However, the drug that
she concocted for Rentaro,
the Uncontrollable-Urge-to-Kiss-Lover Medicine,
was accidentally consumed by Hakari,
Karane, Shizuka and Nano
Kiss.
"Kiss."
turning them into kiss zombies.
By the way, if not given the Medicine-Reversing
Medicine before the drug circulates,
they stay like this the rest of their lives.
Their personality gets erased?!
Kissy kiss!
Kiss!
And so began Rentaro and the girls'
game of Resident Hazard: Kissage!
Run, Rentaro!
Kissy
But
Hurry up!
Kissy kiss
Can't make four doses of neutralizer here.
Gotta get away from the four
kiss zombies and head to the chem lab!
Gotcha.
Hurry!
Girls
I promise we'll bring you back!
Kissy
Kiss.
The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
Crossing
Reminiscing Lunch
B-Come Tast-E
I went all-out making lunch this morning 3
To Rentaro-kun
You might think this is all a bit overblown,
but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break 3
-Hakari
P.S. I believe my figure has become
more shapely these days.
I'm including a photograph
I took recently along with this letter.
Enjoy 3
To Rentaro!
You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
Promise me you will!!
Don't ask why! Just do it!
I made too many side dishes, is all!
(Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them)
So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
- Inda Karane
To Rentaro-kun
It feels a little strange writing to you
when we see each other all the time.
But I'm much better at expressing
my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
Thank you truly for always looking out for me
and respecting my feelings.
I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
during lunch break today? If you do,
then I would love to have lunch with you.
-Yoshimoto Shizuka
When a 0 and b 0,
the Rentaro a/b + b/a = 2 Nano inequation becomes
a/b 0 and b/a 0.
With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a = Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
= 2x Happiness
= Nano
Lunch a² + Lunch b² = 2ab
(a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
Hngh
Now's our chance to get to the chem lab.
They headed us off.
Anything to slow them down?
Oh, this is
The Melt-Ya-Face-Off Medicine!
You are not using that!
Let's take a detour!
Aye, got it!
Kissy
They're fast.
Must be part of the superhuman abilities
they gained due to their loss of reason.
Running in my halls?!
Vice Principal?!
Pardon my French!
Gah! Monster!
Vice Principal!
I apologize, aye.
The foundation I spent three hours applying!
It's melting!
The abyss stares back!
My true form will be revealed to the humans!
I don't think it's working.
Kusuri's drug was stopped by some foundation?
No way!
That's what's bothering you?!
Scree! I must restore my makeup!
Science can't beat monsters.
That's how the world works.
Let's go.
The acids the psience!
Coming through.
Kiss kissy kiss kiss. Kissy kiss.
Kisser.
They split up?
So they're planning to pincer us?
Wait, the girls are trying to kiss me, right?
Kusuri-senpai, let's split up, too.
Gotcha.
"Kiss. Kiss."
I knew it. She's coming after me.
Shizuka-chan isn't as fast as the others.
Her limiter may be off, but it's all still
based on her original physical abilities.
I'll get away from her before
the other three can surround me.
"Kiss."
Shizuka-chan!
Oh, no! Your forehead's all red!
You need to get to the nurse's office now!
"Kiss."
It's okay. You'll be all right.
Okay, time to get you treated.
Away On Research Leave
On leave?!
Screw that! This is an emergency!
Thanks for holding up your bangs.
We cooled it and applied a pain-relief patch.
You'll be fine now.
Pain, pain, go away.
"Kiss."
Oh, right! I forget we were
in the middle of Resident Hazard!
I messed up!
Sh-Shizuka
"Kiss."
I-It keeps going.
Sh-Shiz
I-It's over.
I can't even think straight
No! I have to get you back to normal!
Sorry, Shizuka-chan.
I'll fix this somehow, I promise.
So hang in there!
"Kiss."
"Kiss."
Kiss!
Kissy-kun!
Gotta change course.
Kissy-san!
Kissy, kiss it!
Kiss!
Kiss!
Kissy
kiss kiss!
Kara-pult
Kara-pult
& Hurl-kari
Kiss!
Hurl-kari!
Agh! We're not in an All Japan
Pro Wrestling Tag League, you know?!
Hakari Karane
Kiss.
Kiss.
Kiss
Kiss
Kiss
Kiss
No My mind's going blank again
Unlike Shizuka-chan,
they're too strong to push away
Kissey!
Kiss's kiss kissem?
Kiss kisses kiss kiss kissy!
Kiss kissy kiss kiss, kisser!
Jeez, they're fighting again.
Even as kiss zombies, they're the same as ever.
Even as kiss zombies?
These two are the same?
That means
Kissy kiss!
Kiss kiss, kiss!
Kissy
Kissy kiss
Kissy kiss kiss.
Kiss.
Let's go!
That's right. The girls drank the
Uncontrollable-Urge-to-Kiss-Lover Medicine.
And the two of them are
so close, they fight every day
They're tough lovers!
We did share a three-way kiss, after all!
I knew I could count on you two!
Rentaro was not immune
to jumping to conclusions.
L-Look at 'em kiss zombies go.
Things are heating up by the second.
Wait, this is no time to be staring!
I gotta get to the chem lab!
Chemistry Lab
Okay, I made it somehow.
Did Kusuri-senpai make it here o—
Kay?!
What's Nano doing in the lab?
This is bad!
I can't get away!
Kiss kiss!
Kiss
I managed to hide,
but it's only a matter of time
before she finds me.
But there's still hope!
We've split up.
If Kusuri-senpai takes this chance
to sneak into the lab
Whew! Couldn't breathe!
Kusuri-senpai!
All hope was lost.
Kusuri-senpai!
Wh-What are you doing here?
Tried to enter chem lab, but Nano spotted me,
so Kusuri hide here!
Now she going around
looking for Kusuri. Can't get out.
But why?
Nano should be looking for me,
the person she wants to kiss.
Maybe Nano realized we
on the same team.
Right. She was the one who gave
the order to flank us, too.
Being a kiss zombie hasn't completely
taken away her intelligence.
Damn it! At this rate,
she'll find and capture us both!
Eureka.
Rentaro run and lure Nano away.
Kusuri take that chance to sneak into chem lab.
I thought about that, too
But making a break for it after hiding
would look too suspicious.
It would be obvious that I ran out
expecting to be caught.
And she'd realize that I was
a decoy to lure her away.
That would be the same
as telling her that you're in here.
Damn it!
What do I do? What can I do?
If we don't act quick,
it'll be too late to reverse the drug!
I gotta do something to save them,
no matter what!
It always be like this
Kusuri always be like this.
Think of nothing but drugs,
make trouble for everyone else.
Already lost all the Chem Club
members, and yet
Senpai
The others are one thing, but
But Kusuri loves you! Don't want to be
hated by you or cause trouble for you!
Enough is enough. Kusuri will
stop developing drugs forever!
Senpai
So, so sorry, Rentaro!
Rentaro, this game of Resident Hazard is over.
Is fine. In case of emergency,
Kusuri always have
a single dose of the reversing medicine!
I see!
At first, we needed four doses
of the reversing medicine.
But now, one dose is enough to turn Nano
back to normal and get into the lab!
Kiss.
A wild Kiss Zombie Nano appeared!
Nano went back to normal!
You're a genius, Kusuri-senpai!
Indeed, aye!
But why?!
Wait, wait! Stop, Senpai!
Huh?
Argh! Wh-What are you doing?!
That's what I wanna know!
Wasn't that dose for Nano?!
Ah! Good idea!
More like the only idea!
Well, Kusuri
thought it'd be easy to enter the lab in this
form because Nano doesn't know about it.
Why the red face, Rentaro? Is there a problem?
I-I mean
We're all up-close and personal
However, only got a mouthful
of reversing medicine.
Effect will wear off soon.
If Kusuri turns back into a kid
while making more, Nano might find
Could tie Nano up and immobilize her.
C-Can you really do that?
Possible if I surprise her in this form.
Gotta act fast before the drug wears off.
Kiss!
Kissingless.
All right. She's not interested.
She might actually be able to pull it off.
Kissy kiss?
Kiss
Uh
Kusuri just a passerby, aye aye.
You just gave it away!
Bud ow id she kno?!
Damn it!
Is this it?
With Senpai captured, we have no way
of making the reversing medicine!
What do I do?
What do I do?!
Kiss kiss.
Enawo?!
Don't get caught!
Run, run, run! For my life!
So what if she's a kiss zombie with
no reason or limiter holding her back?
I'll take off my limiters, too!
With my unending love for these girls!
She's breaking open the door?
Kissed kissu.
Nano!
Kiss.
Kiss.
Fin.
Nano!
Now when she wakes up,
she'll be back to normal, aye.
I'm so glad you made it, Kusuri-senpai.
You planned this all out, Rentaro?
Uh, I wouldn't call it a plan.
That was all I could think of.
I lured Nano away from there,
ran around to buy time, and waited
Waited for the mouthful of reversing
medicine that you took to wear off.
Then your body would shrink and untie itself.
Oh, right!
That's how Kusuri got outta there, aye?!
Wait, you hadn't realized?!
Uh, thought that maybe you'd used
some kinda Melt-Ya-Ropes-Off Medicine.
Anyway, let's hurry up and give the other
three the reversing medicine, too.
Yes, aye!
Nurse's Office
Where am I?
I-It's not like I was dozing off
or anything, okay?!
What was I doing?
Why did I do that to Aijo Rentaro?
"My deepest apologies."
Girls!
Rentaro-kun!
I'm truly sorry!
How could I do something so—
Kiss.
H-Huh?
S-Sorry, but I can't remember anything!
Right, Karane-san?!
Y-You don't remember anything, either, right?
Wait, what?
Like Nano and Shizuka, I remember every—
Kiss.
Take the reversing medicine!
You two are way too into each other!
O-Oh!
Y-You're right. My memory's gone, too!
Thought as much!
Can't remember a thing!
Right! It's almost funny!
Good, good. Sharing a secret
has brought them even closer.
This was all Kusuri's fault!
So sorry, aye!
Kusuri's drug turned you all into zombies
Sorry! Sorry!
So, so sorry!
Kusuri
Kusuri-senpai.
"Drug Master."
Yeah, your drug did turn them into zombies,
but it was also your drug
that brought them back.
So it all evens out, right?
But but
I'll fix anything with you.
Whatever messes
your drugs create in the future,
I'll fix them for you, no matter what!
Rentaro?
So stop talking about
abandoning your drug research!
For me
The passion you show for the things you love
is part of why I love you, Kusuri-senpai!
Lovely.
So dreamy.
He is such a Chad.
I'm so wet right now.
Rentaro
Kusuri Kusuri
really, really, really, really,
really loves drugs and you!