The 10th Kingdom (2000) s01e04 Episode Script

Episode 4

Dear Comrades, I reckon they are intrigued with my absence since a few days.
I have been resting due a sprained ankle, I am in the Royal Pavilion Hunting, Disenchanted Forest.
Keep up the plan coronation and stay relaxed, I will return in time for the big day.
Much love, Prince Wendell.
- Thank God for that! - It's all explained.
Nothing is explained! Why is not Prince King said the crisis in the Troll? Perhaps, yet know nothing.
A sprained ankle can be very painful.
The Troll King challenged Wendell for a fight.
However, come to kill people the Fourth United and nothing is being done about it.
- We need a plan.
- We have a plan.
My plan with the seating arrangements.
The ceremony is virtually 3 weeks from now and I need to Prince take measures and people need to minimally handling of colors.
I'm worried about Wendell.
I have gone to the Royal House Hunting, riding the fastest horse the kingdom, and tell him I will - About the challenge of the Troll King.
- A great idea! One more thing Queen still on the loose, has spies everywhere.
Nothing that is said here, leave here, okay? Agreed.
We have to consider the military options.
Otherwise, we only show cowardice on our part, - In the absence of Wendell.
- It would help Summons my Hunter.
We have problems The board of Wendell, did not believe in my letter.
They sent a man to Wendell house hunting.
- He may not return.
- It will be done.
If thou wert to be abducted, no problem! But the Virginia I lost my true love! Please stop with the "true love".
You're a criminal! You only have brought problems since the day, - That you know.
- Do not talk to me like that! - Or I'll bite you in a minute! - You want to fuck me? - Why is it so - Listen! Stop! Gather round.
Forgive us, noble woodsman, but saw a beautiful girl with very long hair? I have not seen anything.
I am blind.
- A blind woodsman? - Have you ever seen a tree, doing there? Tony, look at the ax.
This ax by a remote possibility, may be the magic ax that cuts all? It's possible.
- How much you want for it? - Yeah, how? You can have my magic ax, if you can guess my name.
But your friend has to kneel in the trunk.
And when I finished cutting all These trunks, have not yet guessed my name I will chop his head.
But what is going on with you? What kind of distorted education is that they had? But do not say, "This will cost 100 gold coins? But no! You must always be "Puts a golden egg" or "account for the cu a giant! They want the ax, or not? Come on, keep looking Virginia No! I know this Alright! - We accept! - Not accepted on my back! But no problem It's okay, I swear! Very good.
Put your head on the trunk, guess as your friend.
- Only by Virginia.
- Yes, do not worry.
- Just to keep you safe.
- I know that, do not worry.
Very well, Mr.
Do not Need While looking Corto Wood thy name is Rumpelstiltskin.
No.
- I said Rumpelstiltskin.
- It's not his name! - Guess again.
- Well, Rumpelstiltskin Junior.
- Rumpelstiltskin, The Room.
- No.
Has at least one "Rumpel"? Please let me go, I am not involved in this.
Where's the dog? - Do not know what you're talking about.
- Do not make me ask again.
- I think he's dead.
- I think you're lying, but you're not lying.
Is he hurt? Walked dragging something on wheels.
However, the marks were too slings to the weight of a dog.
What about the others? They will come behind you? - They do not mind me.
- So, come.
- They have guns? - Yes.
No guns.
Cold.
Colder.
- Look just give me a clue.
- Yes, it gives you a clue.
What would be a joke just kill him? Would be very funny indeed.
You might even say, that is the reason I live.
Sit down.
I was born in this forest.
When I saw the Queen for the first time he was a forester.
She came to my village.
She has suspended its team of game to give drink to the horses.
Then he called me, and showed me this.
She said that when this crossbow is fired, the arrow will not stop, to strike the heart of a living being.
Does not fail.
So I said, "What must I do to win this magical beast? " And she said: "Close your eyes, shoot anywhere you want, and will be yours.
" So I did.
The arrow shot out like strands of spider webs.
He traveled for miles through the trees, and killed a child who played.
I remember the guy from Queen While withdrawing the arrow the heart of my son.
She said: "Thou shalt be my hunter.
" So, you know.
Hunting is the reason and my only pleasure.
I have no interest, in mercy.
How do we know you're not lying about your name? That's right! I already have set.
Have been kept well away, my name.
- Far - My name is on my hat.
I may be blind, but my hearing is excellent.
Come closer, I cut off your head and your friend.
You're a man insane.
Have you done this before, right? - Hundreds of times.
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apoximadamente, what was the percentage correct answers? Nobody ever guessed.
Her Majesty? Are you there? Hello? Anybody home? Prince Wendell? Who is the Queen? How can you serve someone, What made you kill your own son? It was my destiny, kill my son.
And it was her fate, ask me.
You're nuts.
All this site is crazy! What is meant to happen will happen, regardless what we do.
It's my destiny, kill you right now.
- Who are you? - I'm nobody, I swear.
I'm nobody I kill thee.
I have some issues to discuss.
We will continue our discussion, later.
- The Bad Woodman.
- I said I never guess.
Wait Is building up in my mind.
Just a second, is coming.
Too late.
Now, cut the head of your friend.
Just a moment Juliet.
- Hello - How we helped, We will help you again.
But this will be same as last time.
You mess up in every mess! Please find my father and Lobo, and tell them where I am.
Tell them to come get me! Who would have thought Julieta Woodman.
Yes, it can make any in a sick sadistic.
You, down there! - It's one of those birds.
- I know where to Virginia.
- Where? - She is a tree which is not a tree, and a place that is not a place.
Can we stop with the crap of rhymes, and we take her there? C'mon! She is in that tree.
Inside the tree? As can be inside the tree? Virginia! - Virginia, you're up there? - Wolf! - Wolf? - It's her, she is - How do we get? - There is a door.
A door? I do not see any door There are no doors - Definitely there is no door! - It is closed with magic! It may take weeks to open! You can not just go down, and see how is inside? He chained me I can not.
Unable to climb the tree? - No holes.
- Then arrange a ladder, or anything! Where do we arrnjar a ladder? Wait, if this is a magic ax - We can cut down the tree! - Virginia, I ask you a question? - What? - How long is your hair? Never been so long! No, no - It's a great idea! - No! Always wanted to say this Love of my life, drop your glossy hair.
Be careful down there, close your eyes! - What? - Dandruff! I have no cas Some people do not put up with a joke But that event of my life my second chance to save yourself.
Our story will be immortalized in a song, no doubt about that.
I found another gray hair! - Be careful not to stumble.
- Do not tell me Get back, Virginia.
Get away! Virginia! The ax! Father, ax! Jab it to them in the back! Do it! Sorry.
Someone move this door before they crush me! - Virginia, are you okay? - Yes.
- What is this place? - A bad place! - Let's go.
- Wait, we can not leave it that way.
You're right.
Give me the ax, I do it.
- We can not kill! - Of course we can! - He killed us! - This is not the issue, - He is incapacitated.
- And is exactly why, - That we kill now! - Lobo, no! - He will come after us! - I do not care, do not we kill! Are you going to regret this.
Come on.
Hello, boy! Welcome back, it's time for a ride.
- How did it go the haircut? - Well .
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I may have exaggerated a little bit.
As Neither say anything! What - What do you want? - You're inviting trouble.
You know, war is very funny when there are no enemies.
You are very stupid, even for a troll.
The Kingdom's borders Wendell with all others.
They did not let him fall without a fight.
The other kingdoms send troops and crush thee! So, I will kill them all.
- I'm not afraid of anyone.
- Listen to me Give thee all that you desire, but you have to leave the City of Beans, - Now! - City of beans is already taken.
Control all the villages in perimeter of 50 kilometers.
And do not stop there, I will seize the half of my kingdom, now.
Want to do something about it? - Do not believe it.
- It's the cart of Acorn.
It's him! Wait.
Behind the Prince! Right say it right.
- Hello Acorn.
- Hello - Remember me? - Anthony, you came out of prison.
- What unlikely.
- Where is our mirror? - Mirror? - It belongs to us.
- It was valuable? - No.
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is useless.
They walked all this, useless by a mirror? It is a magic mirror! We traveled by him so far, and we've been arrested in this world ever since.
All we want is to return home.
We will not carry the mirror, okay? Only, we use the mirror to return home, and then you can do what want with it.
I'm thrilled by the Your words.
So, please let us go home.
I do not have the mirror.
Fear him swapped with someone in the village, about half an hour.
Replaced! Replaced by what? Wolf! Wolf Wolf Wolf, you think you can just ignore me? I changed, I am no longer under the your influence.
You can not touch me! Really? Today the moon is full.
Your blood is already simmering.
You're a wolf.
What will you do when moon wild call thee? What will you do then, by your new friends? I think we should not enter this village.
It was here that the Tusk said that the mirror was.
A wolf follows his instincts and I'm not enjoying this.
I mean, these are plowed fields, and farmers do not like wolves! Why do not we stop to take breakfast and think about what to do? - I have taken the breakfast.
- So, I want another! And who are you my mother? You tell me what I can eat, or not? Why do not you give me, just a list of what can or can not do? We go to the village, end of discussion.
You can do whatever you want.
Virginia please forgive me.
Not meant to be so rude.
It is that at the time of my cycle.
Once a month, I am quite irrational and just want to discuss with all who - Approached me.
- Is familiar to me.
But I'll be perfectly fine if I stay away from temptations.
You know, sometimes I am also well, but But that sheep Should not be permitted.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
My name is Sally Peep.
I am a pastor.
There is no doubt about it.
But arms so that strengths you have.
- If my dog was not locked - Yes? Would be afraid it'd come to my house, and blow and bufasses, all my clothes.
- Where you live, Sally? - Let's go.
Welcome to the annual competition Village of the lambs! Today is a new day and a new competition the best dish of the town! This dish is lovely, I give it a 9 out of 10.
But the dish of the Peep, is from another world! Will I have to give October 1 at 10.
Gordon Peep the Merceneiro come 9 get your bonus today! Peep And, they won again.
They are simply the best, everything.
Ladies and gentlemen, within moments announce the winner best cheese in town.
Sorry, can you tell me the boss around here? I am the Village Idiot, and control in the wishing well.
Do we have magnets in your pockets? How do we attract people of this? They have a cute dog.
It reminds me of someone.
What is that? The gift to the village Prince Wendell.
For his coronation throne.
I hope he likes.
Why not ask a wish? It's bad luck to pass without a wish.
It is money that we should not floor to spend.
You are so right! But my desire to change that.
Do not go ahead.
It used to be a true wishing well.
People went to the realms launch her things.
But now it is dry.
Has been for years.
- It's been my bread and butter - For quite fascinating that Your story is, we walk looking for a mirror.
This tall, black.
We were told that someone bought the Acorn, the dwarf.
They made my life worthwhile until that this well fills again.
What do think? Not worth it.
The man is an idiot altogether.
If this were the case.
My father, he was an idiot at all.
I'm only half-idiot.
Everything is full, due to the annual competition of the village.
But they can stay here, if you like.
It may not be as good as to which they are accustomed.
- It's horrible.
- It's great, thanks.
By the way, someone knows who bought a mirror a hawker, recently.
The judge, he bought lots of things that dwarf.
Prizes for the competition.
Will find it in the tavern, the end of the road.
They do great food there.
Well, is the understanding of the year.
Thank you.
Cramps! I need I need to go to bed.
I need to lie down.
I need a rabbit to pet, to comfort me.
A rabbit with ears long, it's best! Now! Now, right now Are you with a temperature quite high.
They look so innocent, do not they? But they are not! They are little balls of fur, provocative and tempting.
Look for those radiant eyes.
She knows exactly what you're doing.
Do not you? - You are pretty hot - Stop being so exaggerated! You're not my mother! Stop suffocating, being maternal and loving everyone as a small housewife midget! Get out! Leave me alone! For what are you talking about with my daughter that way? I will not stand this type Wolf! Wolf! Let's see what is happening.
You stay with me Come on.
It is our stop.
- Well .
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these potatoes - Try to squash you? - Are fantastic.
- I know! I can not Virginia, look.
The competition tomorrow.
My God, Dad! The mirror is one of the prizes! Competition Shepherdess and the Sheep.
- We need to talk to the judge.
- I know.
- Here, my dear.
- The judge is out there? The judge will arrive at eight o'clock.
There are more flavorful vegetable waiting for you.
Just go and bring them.
This is amazing! And the cider, which does not even taste, 've drunk five times.
This comes from cider apples of the Peep.
And the lamb was created by my brother, Larry Peep.
All you are eating comes to us, the Peep.
The best farming family all the Nine Kingdoms.
- If I may say so.
- Tell the will.
What is your secret? I suppose that only we are good farmers.
Start without me why not? - Should not you be in bed? - Bed? No! I feel the break of energy, full of life! - Where's the rabbit? - What rabbit? What gave you to embrace.
My God I think she should have started bouncing around.
You have here an appetite Wolf.
Already, the judge has just entered if they want to talk to him.
Thank you.
Lord, you see, a somewhat the mirror is actually ours.
No, I can not.
I bought it precisely.
Buy a bunch of things all year, the premiums for the village.
You know, I know how these things work so how about I give you a few gold coins? I am a judge, not like me suburnar try.
I do not want to hear another word! Or I will expel you from the village.
- You're new, are not you? - Yes.
I can not open this bottle.
Could you help me, Lord? Well, I Yes, what is your name? Wolfson (Son of a Wolf).
Wolfson? Warren Wolfson.
Today is my 18th birthday.
I have agreed that no can you guess what will happen to me today no night.
Are you chills? What is that which is emerging of your pants? Here is a boss! Gotta go now.
I think I left a cutlet on my plate.
No outsider gets Peep with the girls, got it? What is doing for here, Mr.
Wolfson? - Well, I - Let's start again.
Excuse me, what they are doing my husband? - Your husband? - Yes, he has not been Very well today, have that take home, right now.
- Thank you, good night.
- Good evening.
When I said was your husband, I was all excited and excited at the same time! All told, to take you away there.
Come on! I feel so alive! I can see everything around me! Look at the moon does not make you want to howl? - It's so beautiful! - Not really.
My mother was obsessed by the moon.
I used to drag us all, just to see, when we were young.
The pastors are only problems but the lambs are lovely The moon makes me hungry for everything.
It's time to sleep.
What a place and that cider ten cups.
Want to go for a ride? Quinta Peep Get away - Dogs Unleashed I feel guilty for what happened to you.
But if you got into this mess, take thee in it.
Wait here.
Where is the birthday girl? Why do you think that everything Peep produce that tastes so good, - Pastor Sally? - Actually, I do not know.
Used to be due to the magic well, but dried up, everyone knows.
Did you know? Well .
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since you have 18, you'll let the family secret.
Come on, guys.
The reason no longer exists magic water in the well of the village, is because me and my brother withdraw it 40 years ago.
The Peep have all the magic well! Ugly little thing, no? That's the vencedoa Contest Pastora.
That purify the magical waters? Wash with all this sheep your bondande.
- Wilf, it's fantastic! - Never tell anyone anything.
Or tear thee in the throat, Granddaughter or not.
Do you have idea what I do? Never know with my love, I am your eternal companion! Wolf, you do not know what to say - I know - You know? You know everything Perfect girl, stretches the neck and responds to any question, But you know nothing! Are you pretending that you live, Virginia! You do everything except live! - You put me crazy! - Stop intimidate me, not like! Get thee to bed.
Now! Or what? You scream? It's what most people do, when they see a wolf, scream.
They scream and yell! What will you do, stick it to me? It's what everyone does when There is a wolf around.
Prick him and stab him and expose it! They burned my parents.
Yes! The good people, friendly farmers.
Ignited a big fire and burned both.
Never advinharão what I found! I know why the Peep win everything.
He seems to be better.
Fantastic, fantastic! Now she hates you! Because you are an animal! Deserve! You are a disgusting, filthy animal! Disgusting, filthy animal! - Who are your companions? - I'm not gonna say anything about it! She? How is it? She is tasty? You're evil stay away from me! Look at the moon and tell me that you really like to do.
And frees the wolf What do you think? Do not scare her, it took me almost three hours to pick it up.
- Why did you stole a sheep? - For the competition! The Contest Beautiful Shepherdess and Sheep.
Yes, yes! How else is we get the mirror? I am not a pastor, I am employed.
Do not know anything about sheep.
Not precise, this is the beauty of my plan.
Well, this sheep is worth nothing.
It will not win anything, - It seems that is about to die.
- Well, not die, So they travel to the wishing well.
Listen, keeps you busy making your suit, I'll dip it.
- My fact? - Yes, look.
Who ever guess who once were blind.
Come on, hurry up.
And it takes account of the Prince! - Hi .
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- How do you feel? Not very well.
It's all enovoado of time.
I have to fight against what I am! Can not remember what I did.
Act me! So I can not escape.
- How do you tie? - Minutes me! Prevents me from escaping! What part do not you understand? Okay! Tighter! More, more I can push myself to free myself.
Tighter.
What's the worst thing ever done? Tighter or eat thee.
Wolf, wolf! Wolf, wolf! You ruined it! Kills the girl.
No! No! Catch Me Dog.
Do it! Due to the horrible massacre chickens, this morning.
Let's anticipate the Competition Bela Shepherdess and Sheep.
Which the prize is a trophy, and this lovely old mirror.
- What are they doing? - Do not live here! Do not you dare.
Let's get this right.
That purifies the magic waters? The same as you did to Peep, but I want a beautiful sheep.
Now is the time of well of fortune.
Now we have three contestants! Well, the more the better, as I say.
Where is your sheep, girl? He is on his way.
She has a Oh yes.
It is only in the barn.
Then go get it, girl! And fast but I have to disqualify you.
To begin the competition, I ask all bidders to sing your song Favorite on sheep.
Mary Ramley, could you start? Father, what the hell is that? This is a winning sheep mirrors, is what it is.
What songs of sheep do you know? - "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep".
- You are singing this.
I do not know, pick any one song Joins her words related to sheep.
I can not do this, there is no way I win.
Virginia, listen to your father.
If you want to go home Do what is necessary to win this competition.
And now, the No.
3 competitor.
Pull yourself together Time to kill Time to kill I swear to God There is nothing to do No.
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I am calm and serene and serene I am very, very serene.
Very, very quiet And hungry.
Three beautiful girls and three beautiful lambs.
This is undoubtedly the toughest competition to assess in many years.
I will give Mary a 8 out of 10, and a well deserved 3rd place.
These lambs are so cute.
How can I do a decision? I will give Sally Peep, 10 to 10! But we also have to give Verginia to Lewis, a 10 to 10! A tie? We can not have a tie! Someone has to win! I must win! The Peep always win.
How about you stay with the trophy and me with the mirror? They are both mine! She should not even be able to participate! Not fair! Why is giving a foresteira, 10 to 10? She is a cheater, Give the prize to my granddaughter.
Back up.
I said to stay away! Now, listen up! This is a competition of pastors.
We will set up an obstacle course, and anyone who can guide the sheep to the corral, in less time, wins.
Use just sheepdogs and orders.
- It seems fair to you? - Okay No! I'm not a sheepdog.
So I win, is not it? Damn! Where am I going arrange a sheepdog? - Sorry - Be silent, yes? I'm trying to think - Has a dog.
- I do not have a That dog .
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yes, I do not know if noticed, but that dog That's It's a genius! Well magic of wishes, please use your magic or water to bring to life this poor dog trapped in a body of gold.
No.
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you again, no.
Each girl will begin in the village, and can only use their knowledge pastor of the dog.
Sally Are you ready? Begins now! Arriving at 30 seconds That works Please God, make it work.
No.
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Door closed.
Done in a fabulous time of 85 seconds.
Come on, Prince! Look, search! Yes, yes! Welcome back, Prince! Idiot! Why me turned into the gold? I did not want was a boost.
I was trying protect you from trolls.
You are undoubtedly the most established incompetent I have ever had.
Are you an authentic jerk.
Sorry, but I need your help, okay? Begins now! Come on, lamb! Lamb Come, come! Come here, lamb! Come here! Come on, lamb! Too bad and Sally is the winner! We are coming to 50 / 2! Go, pink, c'mon! Stupid lamb Hurry up! - Where did it come about? - Prince Go, go! - In 70 seconds! - Hurry up, or bite you! Goes into that corral its disgusting thing.
83 / 2! Virginia, Pastor, is the winner! Come and receive your prize.
Thank you! It was a team effort one person alone, never could do, See ya.
The Wilf lied to me! He assured me that I would win.
They must have used our mirror, is the only explanation.
It made me like a fool, in front of the whole village! Suffer for this, Wilf.
Come on why is not show our world? - I do not know - I was talking to the Prince.
Why is not connected.
There must be a trick.
He says is not connected.
How did you pass for him, then? Fall can not be so difficult to find.
What is this? - The Central Park.
- It's the Wolman rink! Wolf, wolf! Sally Peep been murdered! I did nothing! Burn it! Virginia, Virginia! I did not, Virginia! Okay? Her Majesty? Mirror get me a mirror.
Find a mirror! He's an idiot! It is only causing problems.

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