The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 (1990) s01e07 Episode Script

It is a legend no
one will forget.
Everyone thought King Koopa
had left the mushroom kingdom.
and then
His Doom Ship attacked!
King Koopa was back!
With the greatest
danger ever known:
His Koopa Kids!
With their new super powers,
The Super Mario Bros. rescued
Princess Toadstool and beat
back the evil Koopa Family.
King Koopa:
I'll get those plumbers!
"Ace Magic Wand Factory A new
wand made every century."
Hmm Yeah this must be the
place!
Here it is, young fella! The
magic wand your Wizard-King
ordered
Personally handcrafted by the
best little old Wand Maker in
the world, me!
It's about time!
I've been waiting for that
slowpoke to finish that wand for
fifty years!
A Koopa?
Hey, King Dad!
The wimp with the wand just
touched down!
Then let's grab it, Cheatsy!
This is horrible!
King Koopa and his brats are
going to Koopa-kype my wand!!!
Take a look, Toad!.
One Super Mario turn of the
wrench.
And all that stopped-up water
will run out of your tub faster
than Invincible Mario!
Yeh it's the Wizard King of The
West.
Luigi! . Mario!
Those cruddy Koppas are gonna
capture my magic wand if you
don't stop them!
What's going on?
What's he saying?
They plan to spring their ambush
near this waterfaahhllll
Oh no!
The message, went down. the
drain, Toad!
Hey, look on the bright side,
guys.
We did fix the tub
and can find that waterfall!
I told you we'd find it!
Let's just hope we're not too
late.
There's the Messenger! And he's
still got the wand!
Get that wand!
That wand is as good as ours!
Not if Fire Mario's got anything
to say about it!
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
Where are we?
Did we lose King Koopa?
What's happening?
We're home, Toad! We're safe!
The wand is safe!
That's great!
And since I saved the magic wand
from the Koopas, do you think
No! No way!
Only a trained magician can
touch that wand without danger.
And you don't qualify!
Only too true! That wand should
only be used by me!
Faster, Lightning Bolt, faster!
The sooner that wand is in my
possession, the better!
Only a trained magician can
touch that wand.. Hah!
But what if the Koopas find my
house and attack?
I couldn't let the Princess be
captured, could I!
To save us all, I must
use the wand!
Wow! I feel like I'm a wizard
already.
Play!
And five, six, seven, eight!
Oh awesome!
It works! It works!
But a dancing chair isn't enough
to defeat the Koopas!
I've got to create something
more powerful, like like
like
A couple of giant PIPE
CREATURES!
He, he, this is great! And now
it's your turn to pipe in!
Five, six, seven, eight!
Come on, faster!
I want more dancing! Faster!
Faster!
I don't like that tone of voice!
I am the Wizard Toad, and I
order you to
Whooops!
AAAA-H-H-H!
Hey, guys, what are you doing?
I was only kidding, honest
Yee Yikeees!
Toaddd?!
Honest, guys, didn't do
anything!
The wand jumped right out of the
case.
Luigi, do you like pancakes?
Yea, love 'em, why?
Cause, if we don't think of
something fast
That's what we're all gonna be
squashed into!
It seems those blocks are after
you, Toad!
Me? But why
would they be after me?!
Are you sure that wand just
"jumped out of its case"?!
We'll discuss that later, but
for now,
we gotta lead them away from the
house!
The Princess is still inside
taking her nap! Run!
How can we run? There's nothing
here but a cliff!
In that case, we juuuuump!!!!
Uh, great rescue guys!
So, Toad, is there anything else
you want to tell us?
The wand! The wand!
Boomerang Brothers, get me that
wand!
You're under my control now,
you big pipe-snipe!
That was so wonderful,
Daddykins.
But it's my turn now!
Oh yeah? Who says!
I do! I say it's MINE! MINE!
MINE!
Mario? Luigi? Where'd you go?
Oh, Hi Princess! I'm really,
really sorry, but
I've decided to place you under
house arrest!
Don't worry, Princess! We'll
save you!
No way! It's my turn now, sis!
And I say
It's time for a game of catch!
Bully for you, Bully!
But it's my turn, and I say it's
time.
this Piranah Plant GREW UP!
Whoaaa!
If I don't wanna be plant food,
I'd better get moving!
Hang on, Toad,
I'll wrench you lose!
Whoah! I'm free! I'm free!
And, uh, Mario,
the wand didn't really jump out
of the case by itself.
I, uh, I thought I could be a
great magician, but I was wrong.
Now if you want to make it
right, help me with this plan I
just got.
Bring back those stampeding
blocks.
Lookout, Koopas! Here I come!
Whoaaa! I'm trembling in my
boots!
Piranah Plant
Go munch on a Mushroom!
Be my guest!
Hey, you! Toad! Get away!
Shooo! And take those blocks
with you!
Hold tight! If I can just find a
Super Block
Give me that wand!
This is getting out of hand!
Okay, Toad!
It's time for your final magic
trick!
I ORDER ALL THE MAGIC TO
STOP!!!!!
Daddy, dearest! What do you
say we koop-on outta here?!!!
Kootie Pie, I couldn't agree
with you more.
And, to help you on your way.
I'm going to ask the Pipe
Creatures to lend you a hand!
I'm really sorry, guys.
From now on, I'm leaving magic
to the real expert.
All I care about is getting my
special wand back.
It's just what I need to roast
weenies.
You waited 50 years for that!?
Huh.
Maybe I'm not the only guy who
doesn't know what he's doing!
Now where is that babysitter?
Well, y-you don't think Junior's
bad reputation could have scared
him away?
No! Don't be silly.
Junior's a wonderful child!
Oh, kitty, how couid you!
Ouch! That's my head!
Mario! Where are we?
Only one way to find out!
Yo, Mario, I don't think we're
in the Mushroom Kingdom any
more!
You're right
Because if that's not the
Brooklyn Bridge, ha ha, my
name's not.
So there you are!
You must be the babysitters!
I guess Junior let you in the
side door!
And I'm so glad there are two of
you because Junior is quite a
handful!
Here's the phone number of our
doctor,
and this one's for the theater.
But eh we're not
Snacks are in the fridge, help
yourself to lasagna..
Lasagna?
But we're not.
Shhh! That lasagna looks good!
We'll be back by ten thirty,
and could you please give Junior
a bath?
Have a nice evening! I know we
will!
Quick, let's get out of here
fast before they change their
minds!
Yeesh well, brother, I guess
we're babysitters!
Huh! What do we do first?
Hide and Seek!
Let's play Hide and Seek!
And you geezers are "it"!!
Ninety-eight, Ninety-nine; one
hundred.
Oh boy!
They'll never think of looking
for me in here!
Ready or not, here we come!
Wow! This place is awesome!
Yeow!
ALRIGHT!
Yowza!!
This is the life!!!
I hope those Mario Brothers
never find me!
Look! That strange little fella.
He's a Real-Worlder!
Hey, Mondo-Bizzaro dudes!
Who are you and where am I?
You're in the Mushroom Kingdom,
kid.
I'm Cheatsy Koopa.
I'm Bully Koopa
I'm Kookie Von Koopa
And any enemy of the Mario Bros.
is a friend of ours!
Say, just in case those dopey
brothers follow me here,
could you guys help me have some
fun with them?
Kid, this could be the start of
a beautiful friendship.
Well, If Junior's here, he could
be in big trouble!
Mario, Luigi, heeellpppp!!!
Junior, where are you?
Do you think I oughta yell
again?
Na, you got 'em following us.
Oh no! Ptooies!
And they're spitting mad!
Wow! This is great!!!
Quick, Luigi! Batter up!
Now if you can lure the Mario
Brothers up here,
we'll playa trick they'll never
forget!
Look, there's Junior!
Mario! Luigi! Save me!
Help!
BUlly Koopa's got him!
Ooh, let's go!
This is great!
I can hardly wait to see the
looks on their faces.
They went in here! Let's go!
Bye-bye, babysitters!
Hey, what's going on here?
We just caught ourselves a pair
of babysitting plumbers, that's
what!
Mario, we're in big trouble!
That was so cool!
Yeah, but the best is yet to
come!
Hey guys, this is just for fun,
isn't it?
Of course it is and I'm having a
great time!
Kookie, what are you doing,
anyway?
Filling the cave up with lava,
silly!
What does it look like?
Look, kid, you've been real
helpful.
But the truth is, Junior, we
really don't like you very much.
Which is why we're getting rid
of you.
Right now!
HELLLPPPPP!!!!!
Some friends those Koopa Kids
turned out to be!
WHOOAH!
I got a bad feeling.
I wanna be back in Brooklyn!
BOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Yiiiikeesss!!!!
WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!
Mario Brothers, WHERE ARE
YOU????
Whoaa!
Looks like it's a hot time in
the old volcano tonight! Yeesh!
And if we don't get outtahere
fast, we're toast!
Hey, Mario, I'm stuck!
Not any more!
Whew! That was a close one!
Ha ha,
did you see the look on that
brat's face when we heaved him
into the Pipe Maze?
Oh no! Junior could be lost
there forever!
I'd hate to have to tell that to
his mom!
Hey watch out! Thwomp attack!
Let's show that big bad Boom
Boom some of our patented Super
Mario Super-Moves!
Let's do it!
Super Mario!
Hey way to go, Mario!
BOOO! ! he hey!
Mario, Luigi, is that you?
Mario!!!!
Okay, guys!
I think it's time we heated
things up in Pipe Maze!
Yeah!
This oughta parboil those
pain-in-the-tail
plumbers and that little
Brooklyn brat!
Fantastic!! You guys are the
greatest!
Yeah, well, they don't call us
Super for nothing!
Heh! Heh!
They're gonna call us
"barbecued".
It looks like the Koopa kids
super-heated the volcano.
Yeow! It's going to explode!
C'mon, Junior, we've gotta move
fast and plug that leaking
volcano!
Hey it's no use, Mario, we can't
budge it!
Don't worry, Luigi!
We've still got Raccoon Power!
That's it! Boulder's away!
A little to the left, a little
more.
So let 'er rip!
Wow! That was unbelievable!
Way to go Mario!!!
For a first time plumber's
helper, you weren't bad
yourself!
Uh oh!
Junior's folks are gonna be home
in fifteen minutes!
Then we'd better boogie back to
that warp zone and get back to
Brooklyn!
We're back in my kitchen!
Amazing!
Junior! . We're home!
Uh oh! If I don't get my bath,
Mom will never let you babysit
for me again.
That is, if you ever wanted to.
NOW, hold your breath, Junior,
cause we're takin' a dive!
Junior, where are you?
Why Junior!
I don't believe it!
You got Junior to take a bath.
Do you think Friday, you two
could babysit again?
Oh boy! That would be SUPER!