The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 (1990) s01e12 Episode Script

It is a legend no
one will forget.
Everyone thought King Koopa
had left the mushroom kingdom.
and then
His Doom Ship attacked!
King Koopa was back!
With the greatest
danger ever known:
His Koopa Kids!
With their new super powers,
The Super Mario Bros. rescued
Princess Toadstool and beat
back the evil Koopa Family.
King Koopa:
I'll get those plumbers!
Wake up, King Dad!
Time for your midnight sneak
attack on the Mushroom Kingdom!
We gotta wake him, Kooky!
This was his sinister scheme!
Ahhh
I-I-I'm awake! I'm ready! Let's
get 'em!
Oo.. well, Cheatsy, while Dad
takes his beauty sleep
looks like we'll have to order
this attack!
Para-Goombas away!
We never would have lost if you
Koopaling Klowns had just tried
to wake me up!
Whose idea was this
midnight attack?
Your's King-Dad! You said the
early Koopa gets the mushroom!
Well, you never shoulda
let me say it.
Even at midnight, we can't beat
the Mushroom People! They're too
united!
Calm down, King Dad.
Your cold Koopa blood is getting
over-heated!
You're right, Kooky. Besides
(yawns)
I never should keep me up past
my bedtime.
(SNORE)
You can't go to sleep yet, Pop.
I've got a super devious and
nasty plan. We'll divide and
conquer!
You mean set Mushroom against
Mushroom? It'll never happen.
I can make it happen.
My little Koopalings! Tell Papa
your plan (yawn) in the
morning. (snoring)
I'm a genius!. My "Koopa
color-goopa" worked perfectly!
Yeah! But did you have to spray
so early in the morning?
I didn't sleep a wink!
We've added the colorful
ingredients: now let's stir them
up!
I saw that. It was one of those
Red Mushrooms.
They're always doing mean stuff
like that.
RED Mushrooms?? Hmmm!
Darn "blues". They just don't
respect us "reds".
No respect! No respect!
I was walking here first, you
rippin red rupple!
Oh yeah?
Yeah!
Oh yeah?
Yeah!
My blue friend's right. He was
here first. I saw him.
My red friend was here first.
You rippin red rupple!
Yeah, you bumpus blue booble!
What's going on here?
This rupple says this street
should just be for reds.
This booble says only blues
should be allowed.
Oh, for mushroom's sakes!
You can both use this street
like you always have!
Tsk Tsk Tsk. To think those two
are cousins.
Let's go, Luigi. Maybe we can
straighten this out.
Come on, fellas. Fighting won't
solve anything.
The color you are doesn't
matter.
Oh yeah! Then how come you
pushed back the red guy and not
the blue?
Yeah. How come, Mario?
Luigi!
Everyone, please..We all know
Koopa's behind this!
It's no use, Princess.
They're all being
pigment-headed.
Let's drive those blues out of
the Kingdom!
Come on, Blues!
Let's have a big rumble and give
those Reds what they deserve.
Rumble! Rumble!
Rumble! Rumble! Rumble!
Meet you tomorrow morning and
settle this?
Tomorrow morning!
Rumble! Rumble! Rumble!
Get the Reds! Get the Blues!
Oh& this is terrible!
The Mushroom Kingdom is
splitting apart!
And with the Kingdom split,
King-Dad can be top banana!
We've gotta sneak into Kastle
Koopa
and find out what Koopa's up to
with his Color Goopa.
before the Mushroom Kingdom has
a Rumble that'll tear it apart!
Right! Let's go!
Oh no!!
I say left.
Well, I say right.
You go your way, I'll go mine.
Whoaaaaaaa!
Yaaaiii!!
Center!
Whoaaaaaaa!
Pipe number one
is the way to go!
I'll take pipe number two.
Ooohhh!! You're so stubborn now
that you're red, Luigi!
Oh yeah! Well, you're a blue
know-it-all!
Those Mushroom People are so
dumb!
Pipe number three.
Yeah! We got them to believe red
was better than blue and
vice-versa.
When everyone knows that Koopa
green is the sneakiest of all!
Let's get to that Rumble Kooky,
and heat a few Mushrooms to the
boiling point
And then when they self-saute,
dear old King-Dad will waltz
right in and take over the
Kingdom!
We have been king-sized colossal
jerks!
Yeah, how could we be
so stupid?!
We fell in Koopa's trap!
Even when we know better, we let
our different colors drive us
apart.
Sorry, Luigi.
Sorry, Mario.
Hey!!
I just thought of a way we can
unrumble that Rumble.
Come on!
As soon as the Rumble begins, we
invade the Kingdom.
Gotcha', King-Dad -- we'll get
the Rumble started!
This Rumble stuff is kind of
scary.
I really gotta fight my own
cousin?
Come on. We're not yellow, we're
red.
Let's rumble!
Those red people used to be my
friends.
Umm& maybe we should talk this
over
Talk?! While the reds wipe us
out?
Look! They're headed this way.
CHARGE!
I hope we can get this
conquering over with so I can
take a nap!
(YAWNS)
Hold it! Emergency! The Princess
Toadstool needs you!
It'll take all of you to rescue
her!
She's trapped in a Warp Drain!
So what? She's not red!
She's not our Princess anymore.
She'll always be our Princess!
She's everyone's Princess!
Toad, where's the Princess?
Is she okay?
I'm right here, Baker.
And I'm fine now that all my
friends are off the battlefield.
And the fact that you're all
here, reds and blues, shows your
true colors!
Yeah, no matter how you look,
you're all Mushroom people!
Cousin!
Brother!
Rats!
It's a trick, Red Mushrooms.
Are you going to forget all
those horrible things the blues
did?
What about those terrible things
the reds did?
Let's rumble.
Koopas!
We've been tricked!
Ahh! Dad! Hurry! Attack!
We're in trouble! You're the
only one who can save us!
I think we'd better Koop-onout
of here!
Do you think everyone's colors
will ever fade back to normal?
Sure, they've already started.
But it doesn't matter anymore.
Everyone's learned that it's not
a person's color that counts --
It's the kind of person they are
inside!
Think they'll ever learn that
lesson in the Real World?
When humans get as smart as
mushrooms!
You Koopa kids
clean up this mess,
or you don't get to do anything
mean for a whole week!
You heard King-Dad. Get to work!
Yeah, I heard him.
Did you hear him? You're a lazy
bully, Bully!
If you don't help us, I'm gonna
tattle!
I'm doing the brain work,
Bigmouth!
Oh, no! I broke a nail!
This is no job for a someone as
magnificently beautiful as I.
You? Beautiful?!
I thought you were part of the
garbage, Kootie Pie!
All right! This is war!
Ooh!! Grrr!
Eat trash and die
Ooof!
Ouch!
I hope you're making that junk
disappear!
Dad!
We're on it, King!!
Presto! No more garbage!
What kind of person would throw
trash onto a beautiful garden?
"World's Repulsivest Reptile."
Koopa, that's who!!
This Koopa krud could kill the
whole Kingdom!
Well, what are we supposed to
do?
Wave a magic wand. and make it
all go away?
That's it!
We'll get a Koopa Kid's magic
wand, and send this trash back
to Koopa!!
See, King-Dad! See! We cleaned
up all the trash!
And I did the most.
He's lying. I did the most.
Who cares who did the most?
It's those meddling Mario
Brothers and that putrid
Princess Toadstool!
After 'em!!
Hey, let's get outta' sight
behind this knight!
Let's get out while the
gettin's good!
They've got Hip's magic wand!
Try to find a Super Leaf!
I'll get my Doom Ship and fly
rings around those Raccoons!
Looks like Koopa's
hot on our trail!
Whoa!!
I'd say he's hot on our tail!
Para-Goombas attack!!
You go high, I'll go low!!
That toxic Koopa trash is
polluting your whole garden,
Princess!
Ugh, we have to get rid of it
before it spreads through the
Kingdom and kills everythingoff!
Give me back Hip's magic wand!
It's Koopa property and it's
rightfully mine!
You're right, Koopa!
We should give you back
what's yours!!
Garbage garbage on our stoop-a!
Get out of here
and go back to Koopa!!
No! I lost the wand!
Don't Mario! You'll get sucked
into the junk heap!!
Whaa!
Woah!!! Ughh.
Look at all this neat stuff you
got, King-Dad!
We used to have a lot of neat
stuff like this. But we got rid
of it. We
It's not neat stuff you
nincom-koop!
It's the same trash we had
before!
Now get rid of it!
And this time see it doesn't
come back!!
Well, that ought to teach Koopa
to keep his garbage to himself!
Never trust a Koopa unless you
check up on him!
ey! My oId plumber's periscope!
Just what we need to make sure
Koopa really did learn his
lesson!
Just like daddy always says.
&if you want something done
&find someone else to do it!
Those Koopa Kids haven't learned
a thing!
They're contaminating someone
else's land now!
You better stop them!
Toad and I will stay here and
guard the Mushroom Castle
in case there's another garbage
attack!
Super Mario Trash Busters to the
rescue!!
Heave ho! Heave ho!
Boy, it's hard work making you
guys work hard!
Let's look down that drainpipe
and see where that trash is
going.
Whooa!
Ooof!!
What a mess! Am I glad
I don't live here!
Luigi! This is our home! It's
the Real World!
Koopa's garbage is polluting
Brooklyn!!!
Ay! this Koopa garbage is
starting to give me one big
headache.
Yeah well, that's nothing
compared to a headache like
Koopa himself!
Let's go tug that litterbug's
tail, Luigi!
Your trash dumping days are
through, Koopa!
Leapin' look-a-likes!
K-o-o-o-o-opa!
K-o-o-o-o-pa!
That toxic Koopa trash is
turning people into Koopa
Zombies!
There's "city hall". Maybe the
Mayor can help us!
But who's going to help the
Mayor?!
Oh Oh! Nobody'll re-elect me
looking like this! Not even in
New York!
Koopa! Kooopa!
Koooooopa! Koooooopa! Kooooopa!
We gotta' get rid of this Koopa
garbage before the whole Real
World gets Koopafied!
Kooooopa! Kooooopa! Kooooopa!
See, King-Dad! Those humans are
getting better-looking by the
minute!
Yeah, and they're calling for
you to be their leader!
Isn't that always the way?
Treat people lousy, dump garbage
on their heads,
and they'll follow you anywhere.
They
You kids go keep that garbage
coming.
This is my chance to rule
what-used-to-be the Human
Kingdom!
Koooopa! Koooopa!
This is your leader speaking!
These are the Mario Brothers.
Find 'em and "waste em"! To the
winner goes the spoils!
Here's some "ammunition" from
Darkland!
Trash those Mario Brothers!
Trash 'em!
Come on Luigi, looks like these
garbage ghouls want to bag us
like yesterday's litter!
Pheeeew! Looks like another fine
mess Koopa's gotten us into.
Uh-oh Mario! What's big and
green and follows you everyWhere
you go?
Ummmm A stray Christmas tree?
A Koopa tail!
Oh no! Luigi, we gotta get rid
of this trash before
it turns me all the way into a
Koopa!
Well, we tried magic the last
time and the garbage just came
back worse than' ever.
I think you're right, Luigi.
The garbage won't go away by
magic!
There's only one real solution
to this mess!
Are you thinking what I'm
thinking, Mario?
New York, New York! What a Koop
of a town!
Brooklyn is mine!
Now to take Manhattan, Queens.
Bronx with my new Crud Cannon!
It's a dirty job, but somebody
gets to do it!
Hey, we better get this Trash
Basher on the road, Mario!
But it's not finished!
And I'm almost
Koopafied!
Pleasssee snap out of it Mario.
You can't go Koopa Zombie on me!
You gotta' take charge, Luigi.
I'm fading fast KOOOOPA
KOOOOPA..
No, Mario! I'm your brother.
You stay here and I'll try to
save you!
The Trash Basher will get rid of
all the garbage.
Koopa! Kooooopaa!!
We hate that Koopa!
That's the last
of the trash, Mario!
I recycled it all!
And now you're being recycled!
Woaah!
I got plenty more garbage aboard
the Doom Ship,
you no-good neatniks!
And we've got plenty more ways
to recycle it!
Huh!! Get away from me, you
gargantuan garbage-guzzling
gizmo, you!
No way, Koopa! We're going to
stay right on your tail.
Yeah, til you learn to clean up
your trashy act.
Those Mario Brothers are super!