The Adventures of Superboy (1988) s02e24 Episode Script
Secrets of Superboy
1
Warden Peters,
report to administration.
Warden Peters,
report to administration.
Oh, boy, it's lunchtime.
I love prison food.
That's why I love
being in prison
because of the prison food.
How much time do I have?
Three minutes?
More than enough time.
I'll have coffee afterwards.
I just love prison food.
It's delicious
prison food.
Whoops, I dropped my tray.
Not a smart thing
to do in prison.
Hey, Clarkster,
you home?
Hey man, look what we got
in the mail?
You got one too.
Who would send us a present?
One of those new
portable video games.
Ha, this is great.
Clark, aren't you gonna try
yours?
I wish I could,
but I got a deadline.
You two guys have fun.
Oh, company.
I love company.
Oh, Nick Knack,
I'm so glad to see you.
Oh, I'm glad to be back.
And I'm sorry.
Oh, I forgive you.
Oh, ho, ho.
Oh, oh, my back,
my back.
Please, let me go, let me go,
let me go, let me go.
Let me go.
I forgive you,
all right?
Uh-huh.
And I'd like to show you
my latest invention.
Oh, I'm so happy
you forgive me
for letting Superboy
go that time.
Oh, here, make yourself
comfortable.
Sit down.
Now, I'll bring us
something to eat
in a little while.
Here, let me put you in here.
I don't want you to fall out.
I'm very concerned with you,
you know.
What are you doing,
Nick Knack?
Oh, nothing, here,
I just think you might
Oh, straps are tight.
Well, they have to be.
I can't move,
Nick Knack.
Don't you see,
you're going to be part
of an experiment.
You're going to test out
my mind probe machine.
Yeah.
Boy, I don't wanna see my
electric bill this month.
My brain.
It hurts.
It's heating me.
Well, Superboy,
now you'll know what it's like
to be the little weakling nerd
who no one likes to play with.
My mind.
It's hurting.
Don't worry about it.
I just wanna see how much
a person can take
before my mind probe machine
kills them.
It's draining me.
You mean
my little Nick Knack
could be a hurt
little Nick Knack?
I'm afraid so.
Well, then I better
untie you right away,
so that you can save him.
No, you're draining
the battery.
Oh, you ruined everything,
Superboy.
But I'll get you yet,
if it's the last thing I do.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oops.
Daisy, Daisy.
She's dead.
Less than a minute.
I'll have to adjust it
for Superboy's friends.
Well, Daisy, my dear,
I've lost you.
But I've got an idea.
Andy's emporium.
If I don't have it,
I can get it.
Give me Clark Kent.
He's out.
Then get this,
it's me, Nick Knack.
What?
Oh, please be a racecar
and race over to my place.
Vroom. Vroom, vroom.
Vroooooooommmmm.
Eeerrrttt.
Vroom, vroooooommm.
Hello?
I'm back.
-It's the Toy Master.
-Nick Knack?
Be a sweet for Nick Knack
and come on over as a toy train.
Toot, toot.
Choo, choo, choo,
choo, choo, choo.
Oh, oh, Daisy.
I can't believe it.
ItYou're better
than the original one.
You're a new improved Daisy.
It's alive.
It's alive.
I'm so melodramatic.
Yes, Nick Knack,
I will help you.
Very good, Daisy.
Oh, Daisy, why don't you be
a real doll and answer that.
Yes, in a few minutes.
Vroom, vroom, vroooommm.
Toot, toot,
choo, choo, choo, choo.
Choo, choo, choo, choo.
It worked, Nick Knack,
it worked perfectly.
Well, of course it did.
It's post-hypnotic suggestion.
It couldn't have failed.
Vrrooom.
Choo, choo, choo, choo.
Toot, toot.
Stop.
Go to your chairs.
Okay, Daisy, as soon
as you're through with that
you'll get some popcorn.
And keep trying to get in touch
with Clark Kent
as I ready
the mind probe machine.
With it, I can see every one
of their thoughts
and learn every secret
about Superboy.
Secrets that will help me
defeat Superboy for good.
All right.
When the sand runs out,
I'll know all of their thoughts.
And then both of them
will be dead.
Andy?
They seem to be completely under
the hypnosis, Nick Knack.
Good.
I'll start
with the girl, first.
Oh, Lana.
Lana Lang.
Can you hear me?
Is there something that could
hurt Superboy?
Green kryptonite.
Everybody knows that.
What else can hurt him?
Red kryptonite.
Very good.
Red kryptonite
made him bad.
-That you and I?
-Yeah.
With a little luck,
we could be running
this country in one month.
Yeah.
Yeah and I got
the perfect plan.
Hm, spill it.
We take that military base
tomorrow.
You think I could ever
team up with a loser like you?
Once you're out of the way,
nothing can stand in my way.
Nothing.
Superboy, don't.
We can help you.
No, we can't.
Do it.
Kill him.
II can't.
Oh, good.
I can't.
I can't kill.
Where am I?
I don't remember anything.
Yeah, but that wasn't
Superboy's fault.
I need more information.
More information.
I have to probe deeper.
I'm probing deeper.
They're in pain,
Nick Knack.
Something's happening to them.
I know they're in pain.
I'm putting them in pain.
I'm draining their minds
of all their thoughts.
And they'd better start
talking quick
because in less
than an hour,
they'll both be dead.
I think I'll go with the boy,
this time.
Oh, Andy, do you know anything
about Superboy's weaknesses?
You know anything that could
take his power away?
Oh.
It came from over there,
somewhere.
I saw it.
Are you okay?
I can't fly.
Now, I have enough power
to leave this planet
and take you with me.
Andy, look out.
Power from an alien source.
Do you know of anything else
that could hurt Superboy?
Nick Knack, she's getting weaker
by the minute.
I don't care.
In case
you don't know this,
I happen to be
a very mean person.
Now, Lana,
do you know anything
about magic
hurting Superboy?
Burn, nice boy,
burn, burn.
If I cannot have you,
Superboy,
no one else ever will.
I will destroy you,
as only my powerful magic can.
No.
I've given you every chance.
You've had your turn.
Now it's time
for you to burn.
Oooaaaahhhhh.
Burn, nice boy, burn.
Burn, go to ashes.
Look at that boy burning.
I'll get you.
Your powers don't cut it
with me, Superboy.
I'm magic.
Only magic can hurt me
like it's hurting you.
I'll use your magic heal on you.
No, no, I feel the heat.
Oh, oh, oh.
That's what
I was counting on.
Andy, remember me?
Do you know of anything
much more powerful
than magic that could hurt
Superboy?
ThereThere was a power,
supernatural force.
Aaaaahhhhhh.
Byron.
Nick knack,
she could die.
I don't give aI'm not
concerned with that.
It'll all be part of my revenge
against Superboy.
Lana.
Lana Lang,
do you know of a power
as strong as Superboy's?
Huh, Lana?
A power as strong
as Superboy's.
We are brothers.
You are my enemy.
Freeze where you are
or we will open fire.
People not welcome.
You leave, now.
I don't wanna remember.
Very good,
she's resisting.
There's something that she
doesn't want us to know.
Would the groom put the ring
on the bride's finger.
If there's anyone present
who objects to this wedding,
let them speak now or forever
hold his peace.
I object.
Superboy.
Right on schedule.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
That's close enough,
Superboy.
He's got the gun.
Say cheese.
You killed him.
That was the plan,
my dear wife.
Oh, what a great story.
I like that story.
Daisy, didn't you?
But Nick Knack,
they could be dead.
Only moments away.
You will come to me
at midnight.
You will go
to the char warehouse
Post-hypnotic
suggestion.
when I call.
Superboy.
Your games
are all over, Nick.
How could you
have found out?
Not a second too soon.
Ah, what happened?
It's all over
for you now, Nick.
The only thing you can ever
count on
is good guys always win.
Captioned by Grant Brown
Warden Peters,
report to administration.
Warden Peters,
report to administration.
Oh, boy, it's lunchtime.
I love prison food.
That's why I love
being in prison
because of the prison food.
How much time do I have?
Three minutes?
More than enough time.
I'll have coffee afterwards.
I just love prison food.
It's delicious
prison food.
Whoops, I dropped my tray.
Not a smart thing
to do in prison.
Hey, Clarkster,
you home?
Hey man, look what we got
in the mail?
You got one too.
Who would send us a present?
One of those new
portable video games.
Ha, this is great.
Clark, aren't you gonna try
yours?
I wish I could,
but I got a deadline.
You two guys have fun.
Oh, company.
I love company.
Oh, Nick Knack,
I'm so glad to see you.
Oh, I'm glad to be back.
And I'm sorry.
Oh, I forgive you.
Oh, ho, ho.
Oh, oh, my back,
my back.
Please, let me go, let me go,
let me go, let me go.
Let me go.
I forgive you,
all right?
Uh-huh.
And I'd like to show you
my latest invention.
Oh, I'm so happy
you forgive me
for letting Superboy
go that time.
Oh, here, make yourself
comfortable.
Sit down.
Now, I'll bring us
something to eat
in a little while.
Here, let me put you in here.
I don't want you to fall out.
I'm very concerned with you,
you know.
What are you doing,
Nick Knack?
Oh, nothing, here,
I just think you might
Oh, straps are tight.
Well, they have to be.
I can't move,
Nick Knack.
Don't you see,
you're going to be part
of an experiment.
You're going to test out
my mind probe machine.
Yeah.
Boy, I don't wanna see my
electric bill this month.
My brain.
It hurts.
It's heating me.
Well, Superboy,
now you'll know what it's like
to be the little weakling nerd
who no one likes to play with.
My mind.
It's hurting.
Don't worry about it.
I just wanna see how much
a person can take
before my mind probe machine
kills them.
It's draining me.
You mean
my little Nick Knack
could be a hurt
little Nick Knack?
I'm afraid so.
Well, then I better
untie you right away,
so that you can save him.
No, you're draining
the battery.
Oh, you ruined everything,
Superboy.
But I'll get you yet,
if it's the last thing I do.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oops.
Daisy, Daisy.
She's dead.
Less than a minute.
I'll have to adjust it
for Superboy's friends.
Well, Daisy, my dear,
I've lost you.
But I've got an idea.
Andy's emporium.
If I don't have it,
I can get it.
Give me Clark Kent.
He's out.
Then get this,
it's me, Nick Knack.
What?
Oh, please be a racecar
and race over to my place.
Vroom. Vroom, vroom.
Vroooooooommmmm.
Eeerrrttt.
Vroom, vroooooommm.
Hello?
I'm back.
-It's the Toy Master.
-Nick Knack?
Be a sweet for Nick Knack
and come on over as a toy train.
Toot, toot.
Choo, choo, choo,
choo, choo, choo.
Oh, oh, Daisy.
I can't believe it.
ItYou're better
than the original one.
You're a new improved Daisy.
It's alive.
It's alive.
I'm so melodramatic.
Yes, Nick Knack,
I will help you.
Very good, Daisy.
Oh, Daisy, why don't you be
a real doll and answer that.
Yes, in a few minutes.
Vroom, vroom, vroooommm.
Toot, toot,
choo, choo, choo, choo.
Choo, choo, choo, choo.
It worked, Nick Knack,
it worked perfectly.
Well, of course it did.
It's post-hypnotic suggestion.
It couldn't have failed.
Vrrooom.
Choo, choo, choo, choo.
Toot, toot.
Stop.
Go to your chairs.
Okay, Daisy, as soon
as you're through with that
you'll get some popcorn.
And keep trying to get in touch
with Clark Kent
as I ready
the mind probe machine.
With it, I can see every one
of their thoughts
and learn every secret
about Superboy.
Secrets that will help me
defeat Superboy for good.
All right.
When the sand runs out,
I'll know all of their thoughts.
And then both of them
will be dead.
Andy?
They seem to be completely under
the hypnosis, Nick Knack.
Good.
I'll start
with the girl, first.
Oh, Lana.
Lana Lang.
Can you hear me?
Is there something that could
hurt Superboy?
Green kryptonite.
Everybody knows that.
What else can hurt him?
Red kryptonite.
Very good.
Red kryptonite
made him bad.
-That you and I?
-Yeah.
With a little luck,
we could be running
this country in one month.
Yeah.
Yeah and I got
the perfect plan.
Hm, spill it.
We take that military base
tomorrow.
You think I could ever
team up with a loser like you?
Once you're out of the way,
nothing can stand in my way.
Nothing.
Superboy, don't.
We can help you.
No, we can't.
Do it.
Kill him.
II can't.
Oh, good.
I can't.
I can't kill.
Where am I?
I don't remember anything.
Yeah, but that wasn't
Superboy's fault.
I need more information.
More information.
I have to probe deeper.
I'm probing deeper.
They're in pain,
Nick Knack.
Something's happening to them.
I know they're in pain.
I'm putting them in pain.
I'm draining their minds
of all their thoughts.
And they'd better start
talking quick
because in less
than an hour,
they'll both be dead.
I think I'll go with the boy,
this time.
Oh, Andy, do you know anything
about Superboy's weaknesses?
You know anything that could
take his power away?
Oh.
It came from over there,
somewhere.
I saw it.
Are you okay?
I can't fly.
Now, I have enough power
to leave this planet
and take you with me.
Andy, look out.
Power from an alien source.
Do you know of anything else
that could hurt Superboy?
Nick Knack, she's getting weaker
by the minute.
I don't care.
In case
you don't know this,
I happen to be
a very mean person.
Now, Lana,
do you know anything
about magic
hurting Superboy?
Burn, nice boy,
burn, burn.
If I cannot have you,
Superboy,
no one else ever will.
I will destroy you,
as only my powerful magic can.
No.
I've given you every chance.
You've had your turn.
Now it's time
for you to burn.
Oooaaaahhhhh.
Burn, nice boy, burn.
Burn, go to ashes.
Look at that boy burning.
I'll get you.
Your powers don't cut it
with me, Superboy.
I'm magic.
Only magic can hurt me
like it's hurting you.
I'll use your magic heal on you.
No, no, I feel the heat.
Oh, oh, oh.
That's what
I was counting on.
Andy, remember me?
Do you know of anything
much more powerful
than magic that could hurt
Superboy?
ThereThere was a power,
supernatural force.
Aaaaahhhhhh.
Byron.
Nick knack,
she could die.
I don't give aI'm not
concerned with that.
It'll all be part of my revenge
against Superboy.
Lana.
Lana Lang,
do you know of a power
as strong as Superboy's?
Huh, Lana?
A power as strong
as Superboy's.
We are brothers.
You are my enemy.
Freeze where you are
or we will open fire.
People not welcome.
You leave, now.
I don't wanna remember.
Very good,
she's resisting.
There's something that she
doesn't want us to know.
Would the groom put the ring
on the bride's finger.
If there's anyone present
who objects to this wedding,
let them speak now or forever
hold his peace.
I object.
Superboy.
Right on schedule.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
That's close enough,
Superboy.
He's got the gun.
Say cheese.
You killed him.
That was the plan,
my dear wife.
Oh, what a great story.
I like that story.
Daisy, didn't you?
But Nick Knack,
they could be dead.
Only moments away.
You will come to me
at midnight.
You will go
to the char warehouse
Post-hypnotic
suggestion.
when I call.
Superboy.
Your games
are all over, Nick.
How could you
have found out?
Not a second too soon.
Ah, what happened?
It's all over
for you now, Nick.
The only thing you can ever
count on
is good guys always win.
Captioned by Grant Brown