The Amazing World of Gumball (2011) s03e05 Episode Script

The Gripes; The Vacation

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ ALARM BEEPS, UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS .]
Gumball: UGHHHHHHH.
UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS .]
Gumball: UGHHHHHHH.
Darwin: PROBLEM, BUDDY? Gumball: UGHHHHHHH.
Darwin: PROBLEM, BUDDY? Gumball: I REALLY LIKE THIS Darwin: PROBLEM, BUDDY? Gumball: I REALLY LIKE THIS SONG, BUT I WANT TO SLEEP SOME Gumball: I REALLY LIKE THIS SONG, BUT I WANT TO SLEEP SOME MORE.
SONG, BUT I WANT TO SLEEP SOME MORE.
Darwin: [ GIGGLES .]
MORE.
Darwin: [ GIGGLES .]
OKAY.
I'LL TURN IT OFF, THEN.
Darwin: [ GIGGLES .]
OKAY.
I'LL TURN IT OFF, THEN.
[ MUSIC STOPS .]
OKAY.
I'LL TURN IT OFF, THEN.
[ MUSIC STOPS .]
Gumball: UGH! [ MUSIC STOPS .]
Gumball: UGH! BUT I REALLY LIKE THAT SONG.
Gumball: UGH! BUT I REALLY LIKE THAT SONG.
Darwin: HA! OH, NO PROBLEM.
BUT I REALLY LIKE THAT SONG.
Darwin: HA! OH, NO PROBLEM.
[ MUSIC RESUMES .]
Darwin: HA! OH, NO PROBLEM.
[ MUSIC RESUMES .]
Gumball: UGHHHHHHH! [ MUSIC RESUMES .]
Gumball: UGHHHHHHH! BUT I WANT TO SLEEP SOME MORE.
Gumball: UGHHHHHHH! BUT I WANT TO SLEEP SOME MORE.
Darwin: [ LAUGHS .]
BUT I WANT TO SLEEP SOME MORE.
Darwin: [ LAUGHS .]
LET'S JUST HAVE BREAKFAST.
Darwin: [ LAUGHS .]
LET'S JUST HAVE BREAKFAST.
Gumball: UGH! UGH! UGH! LET'S JUST HAVE BREAKFAST.
Gumball: UGH! UGH! UGH! UGHHHHH! Gumball: UGH! UGH! UGH! UGHHHHH! THERE'S TOO MUCH FOOD IN THE UGHHHHH! THERE'S TOO MUCH FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, AND THE MILK IS AT THE THERE'S TOO MUCH FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, AND THE MILK IS AT THE BACK! FRIDGE, AND THE MILK IS AT THE BACK! BUT THE BACK IS COLD.
BACK! BUT THE BACK IS COLD.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS .]
BUT THE BACK IS COLD.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS .]
Dad: BREAKFAST! [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS .]
Dad: BREAKFAST! Darwin: [ LAUGHS .]
IT'S OKAY.
Dad: BREAKFAST! Darwin: [ LAUGHS .]
IT'S OKAY.
DAD MADE US BREAKFAST! Darwin: [ LAUGHS .]
IT'S OKAY.
DAD MADE US BREAKFAST! Gumball: UGH! DAD MADE US BREAKFAST! Gumball: UGH! HE USES SAUSAGE FOR THE EYEBROWS Gumball: UGH! HE USES SAUSAGE FOR THE EYEBROWS INSTEAD OF THE MOUTH, SO MY HE USES SAUSAGE FOR THE EYEBROWS INSTEAD OF THE MOUTH, SO MY BREAKFAST FACE LOOKS MILDLY INSTEAD OF THE MOUTH, SO MY BREAKFAST FACE LOOKS MILDLY ALARMED INSTEAD OF SMILING.
BREAKFAST FACE LOOKS MILDLY ALARMED INSTEAD OF SMILING.
Anais: OKAY.
ALARMED INSTEAD OF SMILING.
Anais: OKAY.
CAN WE STOP WITH THE BAD VIBES, Anais: OKAY.
CAN WE STOP WITH THE BAD VIBES, PLEASE? CAN WE STOP WITH THE BAD VIBES, PLEASE? YOU'RE TURNING MY MILK SOUR.
PLEASE? YOU'RE TURNING MY MILK SOUR.
Gumball: UGH! YOU DON'T YOU'RE TURNING MY MILK SOUR.
Gumball: UGH! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN, SO DON'T Gumball: UGH! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN, SO DON'T JUDGE MY LIFE, OKAY? UNDERSTAND MY PAIN, SO DON'T JUDGE MY LIFE, OKAY? Darwin: [ LAUGHS .]
JUDGE MY LIFE, OKAY? Darwin: [ LAUGHS .]
LET'S JUST WATCH SOME TV.
Darwin: [ LAUGHS .]
LET'S JUST WATCH SOME TV.
Gumball: UGHHHH! LET'S JUST WATCH SOME TV.
Gumball: UGHHHH! THE REMOTE IS TOO FAR FROM THE Gumball: UGHHHH! THE REMOTE IS TOO FAR FROM THE COUCH! THE REMOTE IS TOO FAR FROM THE COUCH! Darwin: NO PROBLEM! COUCH! Darwin: NO PROBLEM! I'LL GET IT! Darwin: NO PROBLEM! I'LL GET IT! Dad: GUMBALL LOOKS SAD TODAY.
I'LL GET IT! Dad: GUMBALL LOOKS SAD TODAY.
WHAT SHOULD WE DO? Dad: GUMBALL LOOKS SAD TODAY.
WHAT SHOULD WE DO? Anais: I KNOW! WHAT SHOULD WE DO? Anais: I KNOW! WE SHOULD GO AND BUY THIS POOR, Anais: I KNOW! WE SHOULD GO AND BUY THIS POOR, PRIVILEGED KID AN INCREDIBLE WE SHOULD GO AND BUY THIS POOR, PRIVILEGED KID AN INCREDIBLE SURPRISE PRESENT SO HE CAN HAVE PRIVILEGED KID AN INCREDIBLE SURPRISE PRESENT SO HE CAN HAVE SOMETHING NEW TO GRIPE ABOUT.
SURPRISE PRESENT SO HE CAN HAVE SOMETHING NEW TO GRIPE ABOUT.
Dad: OKAY! SOMETHING NEW TO GRIPE ABOUT.
Dad: OKAY! Anais: REALLY? Dad: OKAY! Anais: REALLY? IS EVERYONE IN THIS FAMILY Anais: REALLY? IS EVERYONE IN THIS FAMILY IMMUNE TO SARCASM? IS EVERYONE IN THIS FAMILY IMMUNE TO SARCASM? Gumball: UGHHHH! IMMUNE TO SARCASM? Gumball: UGHHHH! I LOVE THIS GAME, BUT I DON'T Gumball: UGHHHH! I LOVE THIS GAME, BUT I DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE TO GET INTO I LOVE THIS GAME, BUT I DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE TO GET INTO THE STORY.
HAVE THE PATIENCE TO GET INTO THE STORY.
[ BEEPING .]
THE STORY.
[ BEEPING .]
UGHHHH! [ BEEPING .]
UGHHHH! I PRESSED A TIME TOO MANY! UGHHHH! I PRESSED A TIME TOO MANY! NOW WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT I PRESSED A TIME TOO MANY! NOW WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT WHOLE DIALOGUE AGAIN.
NOW WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT WHOLE DIALOGUE AGAIN.
Darwin: EHHHHH WHOLE DIALOGUE AGAIN.
Darwin: EHHHHH [ ROARS .]
Darwin: EHHHHH [ ROARS .]
[ Demonic voice .]
YOU HAPPY NOW? [ ROARS .]
[ Demonic voice .]
YOU HAPPY NOW? YOU PUT ME IN A BAD MOOD, TOO! [ Demonic voice .]
YOU HAPPY NOW? YOU PUT ME IN A BAD MOOD, TOO! Gumball: UGHHH! YOU PUT ME IN A BAD MOOD, TOO! Gumball: UGHHH! YOU'RE SETTING THE COUCH ON Gumball: UGHHH! YOU'RE SETTING THE COUCH ON FIRE! YOU'RE SETTING THE COUCH ON FIRE! Darwin: [ Normal voice .]
UGH! FIRE! Darwin: [ Normal voice .]
UGH! YOU'RE SO ANNOYING! Darwin: [ Normal voice .]
UGH! YOU'RE SO ANNOYING! Gumball: UGHH! YOU'RE SO ANNOYING! Gumball: UGHH! Darwin: UGHH! Gumball: UGHH! Darwin: UGHH! Gumball: UGHH! Darwin: UGHH! Gumball: UGHH! Darwin: UGHH! Gumball: UGHH! Darwin: UGHH! Gumball: UGHH! Darwin: UGHH! Gumball: UGHH! Darwin: UGHH! Gumball: UGHH! Darwin: UGHH! Both: UGHH! Darwin: UGHH! Both: UGHH! Gumball: COME ON.
Both: UGHH! Gumball: COME ON.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
Gumball: COME ON.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
I'VE RUN OUT OF THINGS TO MOAN LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
I'VE RUN OUT OF THINGS TO MOAN ABOUT.
I'VE RUN OUT OF THINGS TO MOAN ABOUT.
UGHH! DUDE, YOUR NEW SNEAKERS ABOUT.
UGHH! DUDE, YOUR NEW SNEAKERS ARE TOO BRIGHT.
UGHH! DUDE, YOUR NEW SNEAKERS ARE TOO BRIGHT.
THEY'RE BURNING MY RETINAS! ARE TOO BRIGHT.
THEY'RE BURNING MY RETINAS! Darwin: DUDE, YOU'RE MAKING THEY'RE BURNING MY RETINAS! Darwin: DUDE, YOU'RE MAKING ME FOOT-CONSCIOUS.
Darwin: DUDE, YOU'RE MAKING ME FOOT-CONSCIOUS.
COME ON.
HELP ME DIRTY THEM UP.
ME FOOT-CONSCIOUS.
COME ON.
HELP ME DIRTY THEM UP.
DIRTIER.
COME ON.
HELP ME DIRTY THEM UP.
DIRTIER.
A LITTLE MORE.
DIRTIER.
A LITTLE MORE.
A LITTLE MORE.
A LITTLE MORE.
A LITTLE MORE.
UGHHHH! TOO DIRTY.
A LITTLE MORE.
UGHHHH! TOO DIRTY.
UGH! UGH! UGHHHH! TOO DIRTY.
UGH! UGH! THANKS A LOT.
UGH! UGH! THANKS A LOT.
NOW I'M NAKED! THANKS A LOT.
NOW I'M NAKED! Gumball: OHH! NOW I'M NAKED! Gumball: OHH! YOU'RE SO MOANY.
Gumball: OHH! YOU'RE SO MOANY.
JUST WEAR THESE.
YOU'RE SO MOANY.
JUST WEAR THESE.
Darwin: AAH-OHH! JUST WEAR THESE.
Darwin: AAH-OHH! NOW I LOOK LIKE I GOT MY FEET Darwin: AAH-OHH! NOW I LOOK LIKE I GOT MY FEET FROM A GROCERY STORE.
NOW I LOOK LIKE I GOT MY FEET FROM A GROCERY STORE.
Gumball: NOW I FEEL FROM A GROCERY STORE.
Gumball: NOW I FEEL OVERDRESSED NEXT TO YOU.
Gumball: NOW I FEEL OVERDRESSED NEXT TO YOU.
THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SWEATER.
OVERDRESSED NEXT TO YOU.
THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SWEATER.
Both: UGHHHH! THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SWEATER.
Both: UGHHHH! GUYS, ARE YOU OKAY? Both: UGHHHH! GUYS, ARE YOU OKAY? YOU LOOK REALLY, UH, WATERPROOF.
GUYS, ARE YOU OKAY? YOU LOOK REALLY, UH, WATERPROOF.
Gumball: UGHH! YOU LOOK REALLY, UH, WATERPROOF.
Gumball: UGHH! LIFE IS HORRIBLE, MAN.
Gumball: UGHH! LIFE IS HORRIBLE, MAN.
WHAT'S WRONG? LIFE IS HORRIBLE, MAN.
WHAT'S WRONG? Gumball: WHAT IS NOT WRONG?! WHAT'S WRONG? Gumball: WHAT IS NOT WRONG?! I'M STARVING.
I'M WEARING RAGS.
Gumball: WHAT IS NOT WRONG?! I'M STARVING.
I'M WEARING RAGS.
I'M -- I'M STARVING.
I'M WEARING RAGS.
I'M -- SHH! SHH! I'M -- SHH! SHH! SAY NO MORE.
SHH! SHH! SAY NO MORE.
I CAN SEE THE PAIN IN YOUR EYES.
SAY NO MORE.
I CAN SEE THE PAIN IN YOUR EYES.
THESE CHILDREN NEED HE-E-E-E-LP! I CAN SEE THE PAIN IN YOUR EYES.
THESE CHILDREN NEED HE-E-E-E-LP! OH, MY GOSH! THESE CHILDREN NEED HE-E-E-E-LP! OH, MY GOSH! HUH? OH, MY GOSH! HUH? THEY MIGHT NEED THIS, HUH? THEY MIGHT NEED THIS, AS WELL.
THEY MIGHT NEED THIS, AS WELL.
AND THIS.
AS WELL.
AND THIS.
PLEASE TAKE THIS.
AND THIS.
PLEASE TAKE THIS.
AND THESE.
PLEASE TAKE THIS.
AND THESE.
AND THIS.
AND THESE.
AND THIS.
OH! AND THIS.
OH! And this.
OH! And this.
Gumball: I'M PRETTY SURE And this.
Gumball: I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'RE GONNA NEED THAT KIDNEY.
Gumball: I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'RE GONNA NEED THAT KIDNEY.
Maybe.
YOU'RE GONNA NEED THAT KIDNEY.
Maybe.
AW, I ALWAYS KNEW YOU GUYS Maybe.
AW, I ALWAYS KNEW YOU GUYS HAD PROBLEMS, BUT I NEVER AW, I ALWAYS KNEW YOU GUYS HAD PROBLEMS, BUT I NEVER REALIZED HOW BAD IT WAS.
HAD PROBLEMS, BUT I NEVER REALIZED HOW BAD IT WAS.
Gumball: [ STOMACH GROWLING .]
REALIZED HOW BAD IT WAS.
Gumball: [ STOMACH GROWLING .]
HAVE YOU EATEN TODAY, SON? Gumball: [ STOMACH GROWLING .]
HAVE YOU EATEN TODAY, SON? Gumball: NO, I HAVEN'T, BUT HAVE YOU EATEN TODAY, SON? Gumball: NO, I HAVEN'T, BUT IT'S BECAUSE -- Gumball: NO, I HAVEN'T, BUT IT'S BECAUSE -- EAT! IT'S BECAUSE -- EAT! Gumball: OH-HO-HO! EAT! Gumball: OH-HO-HO! [ FLIES BUZZING .]
Gumball: OH-HO-HO! [ FLIES BUZZING .]
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY .]
[ FLIES BUZZING .]
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY .]
I THINK THERE'S A [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY .]
I THINK THERE'S A MISUNDERSTANDING HERE.
I THINK THERE'S A MISUNDERSTANDING HERE.
PRIDE IS IMPORTANT, BUT MISUNDERSTANDING HERE.
PRIDE IS IMPORTANT, BUT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT THE PRIDE IS IMPORTANT, BUT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT THE HELP OF OTHERS.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT THE HELP OF OTHERS.
Gumball: HEH.
NO, SIR.
HELP OF OTHERS.
Gumball: HEH.
NO, SIR.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
Gumball: HEH.
NO, SIR.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE AND EAT! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE AND EAT! Gumball: AAH! OKAY.
OKAY.
SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE AND EAT! Gumball: AAH! OKAY.
OKAY.
[ BUZZING CONTINUES .]
Gumball: AAH! OKAY.
OKAY.
[ BUZZING CONTINUES .]
[ CRUNCH! POP! .]
[ BUZZING CONTINUES .]
[ CRUNCH! POP! .]
[ GULPS .]
[ CRUNCH! POP! .]
[ GULPS .]
[ GAGGING .]
[ GULPS .]
[ GAGGING .]
HE'S SO GRATEFUL, HE'S GOT [ GAGGING .]
HE'S SO GRATEFUL, HE'S GOT TEARS IN HIS EYES.
HE'S SO GRATEFUL, HE'S GOT TEARS IN HIS EYES.
HERE YOU GO, KID.
TEARS IN HIS EYES.
HERE YOU GO, KID.
IT'S NOT MUCH, BUT IT'LL HERE YOU GO, KID.
IT'S NOT MUCH, BUT IT'LL HELP.
IT'S NOT MUCH, BUT IT'LL HELP.
Gumball: PEOPLE, PLEASE! HELP.
Gumball: PEOPLE, PLEASE! SERIOUSLY, WE'RE NOT POOR! Gumball: PEOPLE, PLEASE! SERIOUSLY, WE'RE NOT POOR! OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT.
SERIOUSLY, WE'RE NOT POOR! OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT.
YOU'RE RICHER THAN ALL OF US IN OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT.
YOU'RE RICHER THAN ALL OF US IN HERE.
YOU'RE RICHER THAN ALL OF US IN HERE.
THAT'S NOT YOUR HEART, IS IT? HERE.
THAT'S NOT YOUR HEART, IS IT? SORRY.
I'M A VEGETABLE.
THAT'S NOT YOUR HEART, IS IT? SORRY.
I'M A VEGETABLE.
I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW YOU SORRY.
I'M A VEGETABLE.
I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW YOU PEOPLE WORK.
I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW YOU PEOPLE WORK.
Darwin: TRUST ME, GUYS! PEOPLE WORK.
Darwin: TRUST ME, GUYS! WE'RE FINE! Darwin: TRUST ME, GUYS! WE'RE FINE! IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE ON THE WE'RE FINE! IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE ON THE STREETS OR ANYTHING! IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE ON THE STREETS OR ANYTHING! Gumball: ALTHOUGH, STREETS OR ANYTHING! Gumball: ALTHOUGH, TECHNICALLY, WE KIND OF ARE, Gumball: ALTHOUGH, TECHNICALLY, WE KIND OF ARE, SINCE DAD TOOK THE CAR AND LEFT.
TECHNICALLY, WE KIND OF ARE, SINCE DAD TOOK THE CAR AND LEFT.
[ ALL GASP .]
SINCE DAD TOOK THE CAR AND LEFT.
[ ALL GASP .]
I ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS A BAD [ ALL GASP .]
I ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS A BAD PARENT.
I ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS A BAD PARENT.
HIS BIG, HAPPY, FAT, EVIL FACE, PARENT.
HIS BIG, HAPPY, FAT, EVIL FACE, HIS SINISTER DIMPLES, AND THOSE HIS BIG, HAPPY, FAT, EVIL FACE, HIS SINISTER DIMPLES, AND THOSE BEADY DOE EYES.
HIS SINISTER DIMPLES, AND THOSE BEADY DOE EYES.
Dad: SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK BEADY DOE EYES.
Dad: SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL MAKE HIM HAPPIEST -- A Dad: SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL MAKE HIM HAPPIEST -- A GO-KART OR A REAL PONY? WILL MAKE HIM HAPPIEST -- A GO-KART OR A REAL PONY? Anais: WHY NOT BUY THE WHOLE GO-KART OR A REAL PONY? Anais: WHY NOT BUY THE WHOLE STORE? Anais: WHY NOT BUY THE WHOLE STORE? IT ONLY COMES TO A BILLION STORE? IT ONLY COMES TO A BILLION DOLLARS.
IT ONLY COMES TO A BILLION DOLLARS.
Dad: OH.
OKAY! DOLLARS.
Dad: OH.
OKAY! [ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! .]
Dad: OH.
OKAY! [ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! .]
[ WHACK! .]
[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! .]
[ WHACK! .]
HIGH FIVE! [ WHACK! .]
HIGH FIVE! Dad: WAS THAT SARCASM AGAIN? HIGH FIVE! Dad: WAS THAT SARCASM AGAIN? Anais: YES! Dad: WAS THAT SARCASM AGAIN? Anais: YES! SO, DO YOU GET IT NOW? Anais: YES! SO, DO YOU GET IT NOW? Dad: YEAH! SO, DO YOU GET IT NOW? Dad: YEAH! Anais: ARE YOU LYING? Dad: YEAH! Anais: ARE YOU LYING? Dad: YEAH.
Anais: ARE YOU LYING? Dad: YEAH.
Anais: WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO Dad: YEAH.
Anais: WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO EXPLAIN AGAIN? Anais: WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO EXPLAIN AGAIN? Dad: YEAH.
EXPLAIN AGAIN? Dad: YEAH.
SO, HOW ARE WE GONNA RAISE Dad: YEAH.
SO, HOW ARE WE GONNA RAISE MONEY FOR THESE POOR, BROKEN SO, HOW ARE WE GONNA RAISE MONEY FOR THESE POOR, BROKEN LITTLE CHILDREN? MONEY FOR THESE POOR, BROKEN LITTLE CHILDREN? LET'S DO A CHARITY CALENDAR! LITTLE CHILDREN? LET'S DO A CHARITY CALENDAR! CAN WE MAKE IT A NAKED LET'S DO A CHARITY CALENDAR! CAN WE MAKE IT A NAKED CALENDAR? CAN WE MAKE IT A NAKED CALENDAR? LET'S PUT ON A MUSIC CALENDAR? LET'S PUT ON A MUSIC FESTIVAL! LET'S PUT ON A MUSIC FESTIVAL! CAN WE MAKE IT A NAKED MUSIC FESTIVAL! CAN WE MAKE IT A NAKED MUSIC FESTIVAL? CAN WE MAKE IT A NAKED MUSIC FESTIVAL? LET'S DO A CHARITY BAKE! FESTIVAL? LET'S DO A CHARITY BAKE! CAN WE DO IT NAKED? LET'S DO A CHARITY BAKE! CAN WE DO IT NAKED? ALL RIGHT.
CAN WE DO IT NAKED? ALL RIGHT.
WHO KEEPS SAYING THAT? ALL RIGHT.
WHO KEEPS SAYING THAT? WHAT? WHO KEEPS SAYING THAT? WHAT? ALL I HAVE IS A MUSTACHE, AND I WHAT? ALL I HAVE IS A MUSTACHE, AND I REALLY WANT TO BE INVOLVED.
ALL I HAVE IS A MUSTACHE, AND I REALLY WANT TO BE INVOLVED.
YOU GUYS HAVE TO TELL ME IF I REALLY WANT TO BE INVOLVED.
YOU GUYS HAVE TO TELL ME IF I NEED TO BUY A HAT OR SOMETHING.
YOU GUYS HAVE TO TELL ME IF I NEED TO BUY A HAT OR SOMETHING.
Gumball: OKAY.
NEED TO BUY A HAT OR SOMETHING.
Gumball: OKAY.
I'M GOING TO SAY THIS NOW IN A Gumball: OKAY.
I'M GOING TO SAY THIS NOW IN A WAY THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU I'M GOING TO SAY THIS NOW IN A WAY THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO MISUNDERSTAND.
WAY THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO MISUNDERSTAND.
I MEAN ONLY THE WORDS I AM TO MISUNDERSTAND.
I MEAN ONLY THE WORDS I AM SAYING RIGHT NOW.
I MEAN ONLY THE WORDS I AM SAYING RIGHT NOW.
THERE ARE NO HIDDEN MEANINGS OR SAYING RIGHT NOW.
THERE ARE NO HIDDEN MEANINGS OR SUBTEXTS.
THERE ARE NO HIDDEN MEANINGS OR SUBTEXTS.
WE DO NOTNEEDYOUR CHARITY! SUBTEXTS.
WE DO NOTNEEDYOUR CHARITY! [ SNIFFLES .]
WE DO NOTNEEDYOUR CHARITY! [ SNIFFLES .]
[ HONK! .]
[ SNIFFLES .]
[ HONK! .]
YOU'RE SUCH A BRAVE SOUL.
[ HONK! .]
YOU'RE SUCH A BRAVE SOUL.
MM! MM! OHH.
YOU'RE SUCH A BRAVE SOUL.
MM! MM! OHH.
All: AWWW! MM! MM! OHH.
All: AWWW! Dad: OKAY.
All: AWWW! Dad: OKAY.
SO, SARCASM IS WHEN YOU SAY Dad: OKAY.
SO, SARCASM IS WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING YOU DON'T MEAN BUT SO, SARCASM IS WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING YOU DON'T MEAN BUT WITH AN EYEBROW RAISED.
SOMETHING YOU DON'T MEAN BUT WITH AN EYEBROW RAISED.
[ WHACK! .]
WITH AN EYEBROW RAISED.
[ WHACK! .]
HIGH FIVE! [ WHACK! .]
HIGH FIVE! Anais: CLOSE ENOUGH.
HIGH FIVE! Anais: CLOSE ENOUGH.
LOOK, WHY NOT TRY IT ON THIS Anais: CLOSE ENOUGH.
LOOK, WHY NOT TRY IT ON THIS LADY HERE? LOOK, WHY NOT TRY IT ON THIS LADY HERE? Dad: MY DIMPLES ARE PURPLE! LADY HERE? Dad: MY DIMPLES ARE PURPLE! [ SNICKERS .]
Dad: MY DIMPLES ARE PURPLE! [ SNICKERS .]
Not really.
That was sarcasm.
[ SNICKERS .]
Not really.
That was sarcasm.
[ WHACK! .]
Not really.
That was sarcasm.
[ WHACK! .]
HIGH FIVE! [ WHACK! .]
HIGH FIVE! [ ALL CHEERING .]
HIGH FIVE! [ ALL CHEERING .]
[ SLOW ACOUSTIC-GUITAR MUSIC [ ALL CHEERING .]
[ SLOW ACOUSTIC-GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ SLOW ACOUSTIC-GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING .]
LOVE CAN SET YOU FREE PLAYING .]
LOVE CAN SET YOU FREE BECAUSE LOVE HAS GOT THE KEY LOVE CAN SET YOU FREE BECAUSE LOVE HAS GOT THE KEY LOVE CAN CROSS THE SEA BECAUSE LOVE HAS GOT THE KEY LOVE CAN CROSS THE SEA BECAUSE LOVE CAN WATER-SKI LOVE CAN CROSS THE SEA BECAUSE LOVE CAN WATER-SKI LOVE CAN MAKE YOU LIVE FOR BECAUSE LOVE CAN WATER-SKI LOVE CAN MAKE YOU LIVE FOR ETERNITY LOVE CAN MAKE YOU LIVE FOR ETERNITY WELL, NOT LITERALLY ETERNITY WELL, NOT LITERALLY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE .]
WELL, NOT LITERALLY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE .]
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE .]
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THE RESPONSE SO FAR HAS BEEN THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THE RESPONSE SO FAR HAS BEEN AMAZING, BUT PLEASE CONTINUE THE RESPONSE SO FAR HAS BEEN AMAZING, BUT PLEASE CONTINUE GIVING SO WE CAN SPARK HOPE IN AMAZING, BUT PLEASE CONTINUE GIVING SO WE CAN SPARK HOPE IN THESE KIDS' HEARTS AND LET THEIR GIVING SO WE CAN SPARK HOPE IN THESE KIDS' HEARTS AND LET THEIR SPIRITS BURN AS BRIGHT AS THESE THESE KIDS' HEARTS AND LET THEIR SPIRITS BURN AS BRIGHT AS THESE SYMBOLIC CANDLES.
SPIRITS BURN AS BRIGHT AS THESE SYMBOLIC CANDLES.
Gumball: OKAY, DUDE.
SYMBOLIC CANDLES.
Gumball: OKAY, DUDE.
THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR.
Gumball: OKAY, DUDE.
THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR.
TELL THEM THE TRUTH.
THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR.
TELL THEM THE TRUTH.
Darwin: WHY ME? TELL THEM THE TRUTH.
Darwin: WHY ME? Gumball: BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE Darwin: WHY ME? Gumball: BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE MEGAPHONE.
Gumball: BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE MEGAPHONE.
OUR YOUNG FRIEND DARWIN WANTS MEGAPHONE.
OUR YOUNG FRIEND DARWIN WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING TO YOU ALL.
OUR YOUNG FRIEND DARWIN WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING TO YOU ALL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE .]
TO SAY SOMETHING TO YOU ALL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE .]
Darwin: WE'RE NOT POOR.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE .]
Darwin: WE'RE NOT POOR.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STOP .]
Darwin: WE'RE NOT POOR.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STOP .]
THEY LIED TO U-U-U-U-U-S! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STOP .]
THEY LIED TO U-U-U-U-U-S! [ SHING! .]
THEY LIED TO U-U-U-U-U-S! [ SHING! .]
[ ALL SHOUTING ANGRILY .]
[ SHING! .]
[ ALL SHOUTING ANGRILY .]
Gumball: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA [ ALL SHOUTING ANGRILY .]
Gumball: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Gumball: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! PEOPLE, PLEASE! HA HA HA HA! PEOPLE, PLEASE! PUT DOWN THESE PITCHFORKS PEOPLE, PLEASE! PUT DOWN THESE PITCHFORKS THAT YOU TOOK TO THE MALL FOR PUT DOWN THESE PITCHFORKS THAT YOU TOOK TO THE MALL FOR WHATEVER REASON.
THAT YOU TOOK TO THE MALL FOR WHATEVER REASON.
WE DIDN'T LIE! WHATEVER REASON.
WE DIDN'T LIE! WE'RE MEGAPOOR, RIGHT, DARWIN? WE DIDN'T LIE! WE'RE MEGAPOOR, RIGHT, DARWIN? PROVE IT! WE'RE MEGAPOOR, RIGHT, DARWIN? PROVE IT! Gumball: SURE! PROVE IT! Gumball: SURE! WE'RE, UM -- WE'RE, LIKE, SO Gumball: SURE! WE'RE, UM -- WE'RE, LIKE, SO POOR THAT WE CAN'T AFFORD FREE WE'RE, UM -- WE'RE, LIKE, SO POOR THAT WE CAN'T AFFORD FREE STUFF! POOR THAT WE CAN'T AFFORD FREE STUFF! WE'RE SO POOR THAT WE LICK STUFF! WE'RE SO POOR THAT WE LICK STAMPS FOR BREAKFAST! WE'RE SO POOR THAT WE LICK STAMPS FOR BREAKFAST! WE'RE SO POOR THAT WE OPENED AN STAMPS FOR BREAKFAST! WE'RE SO POOR THAT WE OPENED AN E-MAIL ACCOUNT JUST TO EAT THE WE'RE SO POOR THAT WE OPENED AN E-MAIL ACCOUNT JUST TO EAT THE SPAM! E-MAIL ACCOUNT JUST TO EAT THE SPAM! THAT'S NOT PROOF! SPAM! THAT'S NOT PROOF! THAT'S JUST JOKES STOLEN FROM THAT'S NOT PROOF! THAT'S JUST JOKES STOLEN FROM THE INTERNET! THAT'S JUST JOKES STOLEN FROM THE INTERNET! THESE GUYS ARE FAKES! THE INTERNET! THESE GUYS ARE FAKES! [ SHING! .]
THESE GUYS ARE FAKES! [ SHING! .]
Gumball: WHAT DO YOU WANT [ SHING! .]
Gumball: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?! Gumball: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?! DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE US EAT FROM US?! DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE US EAT DOG FOOD IN OUR SQUALOR DUMP OF DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE US EAT DOG FOOD IN OUR SQUALOR DUMP OF A HOUSE, WEARING GARBAGE BAGS?! DOG FOOD IN OUR SQUALOR DUMP OF A HOUSE, WEARING GARBAGE BAGS?! IS THAT IT?! A HOUSE, WEARING GARBAGE BAGS?! IS THAT IT?! WOULD THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY?! IS THAT IT?! WOULD THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY?! NO, NO.
WOULD THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY?! NO, NO.
I BELIEVE YOU.
NO, NO.
I BELIEVE YOU.
I'M SORRY WE EVER DOUBTED YOU.
I BELIEVE YOU.
I'M SORRY WE EVER DOUBTED YOU.
Darwin: COME TO OUR HOUSE! I'M SORRY WE EVER DOUBTED YOU.
Darwin: COME TO OUR HOUSE! COME ON! Darwin: COME TO OUR HOUSE! COME ON! OUR HOUSE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR COME ON! OUR HOUSE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?! OUR HOUSE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?! OH, NO, NO, NO.
YOU?! OH, NO, NO, NO.
I'M -- I'M SORRY.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
I'M -- I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO INSULT YOUR I'M -- I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO INSULT YOUR HOSPITALITY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO INSULT YOUR HOSPITALITY.
S-SURE.
WE'LL COME.
HOSPITALITY.
S-SURE.
WE'LL COME.
Gumball: HA HA HA HA HA HA! S-SURE.
WE'LL COME.
Gumball: HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA! OKAY! OKAY.
Gumball: HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA! OKAY! OKAY.
UH, JUST GIVE US FIVE MINUTES TO HA HA HA! OKAY! OKAY.
UH, JUST GIVE US FIVE MINUTES TO TIDY UP.
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
Darwin: SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN? Gumball: WE GOT TO SHOW THEM Darwin: SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN? Gumball: WE GOT TO SHOW THEM WHAT THEY EXPECT TO SEE.
Gumball: WE GOT TO SHOW THEM WHAT THEY EXPECT TO SEE.
LET'S TRASH EVERYTHING, FIX IT WHAT THEY EXPECT TO SEE.
LET'S TRASH EVERYTHING, FIX IT ALL WITH THEIR BIG CHECK, AND GO LET'S TRASH EVERYTHING, FIX IT ALL WITH THEIR BIG CHECK, AND GO BACK TO OUR LIVES.
ALL WITH THEIR BIG CHECK, AND GO BACK TO OUR LIVES.
Darwin: I -- BACK TO OUR LIVES.
Darwin: I -- Gumball: ZIP! Darwin: I -- Gumball: ZIP! BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, DO YOU Gumball: ZIP! BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, DO YOU HAVE A BETTER PLAN? BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, DO YOU HAVE A BETTER PLAN? THEN YOU HAVE TWO SECONDS TO HAVE A BETTER PLAN? THEN YOU HAVE TWO SECONDS TO LOOK AS DISAPPROVING AS YOU CAN.
THEN YOU HAVE TWO SECONDS TO LOOK AS DISAPPROVING AS YOU CAN.
GOOD! NOW LET'S GET ON WITH IT! LOOK AS DISAPPROVING AS YOU CAN.
GOOD! NOW LET'S GET ON WITH IT! Darwin: I DON'T FEEL GOOD! NOW LET'S GET ON WITH IT! Darwin: I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE DOING THIS.
Darwin: I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE DOING THIS.
Gumball: JUST REMEMBER COMFORTABLE DOING THIS.
Gumball: JUST REMEMBER IT'S ALL FOR CHARITY.
[ TING! .]
DUDE, WE'RE ON THE CLOCK HERE! SMASH FASTER! DUDE, WE'RE ON THE CLOCK HERE! SMASH FASTER! Darwin: I'M DOING IT AS FAST SMASH FASTER! Darwin: I'M DOING IT AS FAST AS I CAN! Darwin: I'M DOING IT AS FAST AS I CAN! Gumball: THEN SMASH SMARTER! AAH! [ COUGHING .]
UHYEAH.
MORE LIKE THAT.
[ COUGHING .]
UHYEAH.
MORE LIKE THAT.
[ THUD! THUD! SPLURT! .]
UHYEAH.
MORE LIKE THAT.
[ THUD! THUD! SPLURT! .]
[ SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH! .]
[ THUD! THUD! SPLURT! .]
[ SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH! .]
Darwin: HMM.
[ SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH! .]
Darwin: HMM.
WE'RE GONNA NEED HELP.
Darwin: HMM.
WE'RE GONNA NEED HELP.
[ WHIP! .]
WE'RE GONNA NEED HELP.
[ WHIP! .]
[ WARBLING .]
[ WHIP! .]
[ WARBLING .]
COME AND HELP, MY LITTLE [ WARBLING .]
COME AND HELP, MY LITTLE FRIENDS! COME AND HELP, MY LITTLE FRIENDS! [ BIRDS SQUAWKING .]
FRIENDS! [ BIRDS SQUAWKING .]
HA HA HA! [ BIRDS SQUAWKING .]
HA HA HA! VERY GOOD! VERY GOOD! HA HA HA! VERY GOOD! VERY GOOD! [ WARBLING .]
VERY GOOD! VERY GOOD! [ WARBLING .]
COME OUT AND SPREAD YOUR [ WARBLING .]
COME OUT AND SPREAD YOUR DISEASE! COME OUT AND SPREAD YOUR DISEASE! [ RATS SNARLING .]
DISEASE! [ RATS SNARLING .]
HA HA! VERY GOOD! [ RATS SNARLING .]
HA HA! VERY GOOD! [ CHOMP! POP! POP! .]
HA HA! VERY GOOD! [ CHOMP! POP! POP! .]
[ WARBLING .]
[ CHOMP! POP! POP! .]
[ WARBLING .]
REALLY GOOD WORK, EVERYONE! [ WARBLING .]
REALLY GOOD WORK, EVERYONE! [ CHATTERING .]
REALLY GOOD WORK, EVERYONE! [ CHATTERING .]
Darwin: WHAT'S THAT, MY [ CHATTERING .]
Darwin: WHAT'S THAT, MY LITTLE FRIEND? Darwin: WHAT'S THAT, MY LITTLE FRIEND? [ GASPS .]
YOU'RE RIGHT.
LITTLE FRIEND? [ GASPS .]
YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE NEED A FINAL TOUCH.
[ GASPS .]
YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE NEED A FINAL TOUCH.
[ SKUNK SNARLS .]
WE NEED A FINAL TOUCH.
[ SKUNK SNARLS .]
HA HA HA HA! [ SKUNK SNARLS .]
HA HA HA HA! GOOD JOB! GOOD JOB! HA HA HA HA! GOOD JOB! GOOD JOB! [ WARBLING .]
GOOD JOB! GOOD JOB! [ WARBLING .]
BLECH! [ WARBLING .]
BLECH! [ DOG BARKING .]
BLECH! [ DOG BARKING .]
Gumball: SO, READY YET?! [ DOG BARKING .]
Gumball: SO, READY YET?! Darwin: ALMOST! Gumball: SO, READY YET?! Darwin: ALMOST! [ BARKING CONTINUES .]
Darwin: ALMOST! [ BARKING CONTINUES .]
OH, A DISREPUTABLE DOG BREED.
[ BARKING CONTINUES .]
OH, A DISREPUTABLE DOG BREED.
NICE TOUCH.
OH, A DISREPUTABLE DOG BREED.
NICE TOUCH.
[ BARKING CONTINUES .]
NICE TOUCH.
[ BARKING CONTINUES .]
Gumball: "FRIENDSHIP, [ BARKING CONTINUES .]
Gumball: "FRIENDSHIP, UNDERSTANDING, ACCEPTANCE"? Gumball: "FRIENDSHIP, UNDERSTANDING, ACCEPTANCE"? Darwin: WELL, IF WE HAVE TO UNDERSTANDING, ACCEPTANCE"? Darwin: WELL, IF WE HAVE TO BE VANDALS, WE SHOULD AT LEAST Darwin: WELL, IF WE HAVE TO BE VANDALS, WE SHOULD AT LEAST CARRY A POSITIVE MESSAGE.
BE VANDALS, WE SHOULD AT LEAST CARRY A POSITIVE MESSAGE.
[ INDISTINCT SINGING IN CARRY A POSITIVE MESSAGE.
[ INDISTINCT SINGING IN DISTANCE .]
[ INDISTINCT SINGING IN DISTANCE .]
Gumball: UHH! DISTANCE .]
Gumball: UHH! GET IN THE HOUSE! Gumball: UHH! GET IN THE HOUSE! GET IN THE HOUSE! GET IN THE HOUSE! GET IN THE HOUSE! [ SINGING CONTINUES .]
GET IN THE HOUSE! [ SINGING CONTINUES .]
LOVE CAN CROSS THE SEA [ SINGING CONTINUES .]
LOVE CAN CROSS THE SEA Gumball: 'K.
HERE IT GOES.
LOVE CAN CROSS THE SEA Gumball: 'K.
HERE IT GOES.
[ INHALES SHARPLY .]
Gumball: 'K.
HERE IT GOES.
[ INHALES SHARPLY .]
[ RAT HISSES, SQUEAKS .]
[ INHALES SHARPLY .]
[ RAT HISSES, SQUEAKS .]
HOW DO I LOOK? [ RAT HISSES, SQUEAKS .]
HOW DO I LOOK? Darwin: CONTAGIOUS.
HOW DO I LOOK? Darwin: CONTAGIOUS.
Gumball: GOOD.
Darwin: CONTAGIOUS.
Gumball: GOOD.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR .]
Gumball: GOOD.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR .]
[ BLAM! .]
[ KNOCK ON DOOR .]
[ BLAM! .]
[ ALL GASP .]
[ BLAM! .]
[ ALL GASP .]
EVEN IN MY WORST NIGHTMARES, [ ALL GASP .]
EVEN IN MY WORST NIGHTMARES, I WOULDN'T HAVE IMAGINED IT EVEN IN MY WORST NIGHTMARES, I WOULDN'T HAVE IMAGINED IT WOULD BE THIS BAD.
I WOULDN'T HAVE IMAGINED IT WOULD BE THIS BAD.
IS THAT WHAT PEOPLE CALL A WOULD BE THIS BAD.
IS THAT WHAT PEOPLE CALL A RAT KING? IS THAT WHAT PEOPLE CALL A RAT KING? [ RATS SNARLING .]
RAT KING? [ RATS SNARLING .]
Gumball: NO, MR.
SMALL.
[ RATS SNARLING .]
Gumball: NO, MR.
SMALL.
It's what we call "terror.
" Gumball: NO, MR.
SMALL.
It's what we call "terror.
" BRING FORTH THE CHECK! It's what we call "terror.
" BRING FORTH THE CHECK! [ IMITATING FANFARE PLAYING .]
BRING FORTH THE CHECK! [ IMITATING FANFARE PLAYING .]
SORRY.
I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD [ IMITATING FANFARE PLAYING .]
SORRY.
I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD SOUND MORE IMPRESSIVE WITH SOME SORRY.
I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD SOUND MORE IMPRESSIVE WITH SOME MUSIC.
SOUND MORE IMPRESSIVE WITH SOME MUSIC.
N-N-NEVER MIND.
MUSIC.
N-N-NEVER MIND.
Mom: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! N-N-NEVER MIND.
Mom: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! WHO TRASHED THE HOUSE?! Mom: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! WHO TRASHED THE HOUSE?! THEY TRASHED THE HOUSE ON WHO TRASHED THE HOUSE?! THEY TRASHED THE HOUSE ON PURPOSE! THEY TRASHED THE HOUSE ON PURPOSE! THEY LIE-E-E-E-D! PURPOSE! THEY LIE-E-E-E-D! [ SHING! .]
THEY LIE-E-E-E-D! [ SHING! .]
WELL, YOU WON'T BE NEEDING [ SHING! .]
WELL, YOU WON'T BE NEEDING THIS! WELL, YOU WON'T BE NEEDING THIS! [ GRUNTS .]
THIS! [ GRUNTS .]
WELL, YOU GET THE IDEA.
[ GRUNTS .]
WELL, YOU GET THE IDEA.
Gumball: NO, WAIT! WELL, YOU GET THE IDEA.
Gumball: NO, WAIT! NOW THE HOUSE IS ACTUALLY Gumball: NO, WAIT! NOW THE HOUSE IS ACTUALLY TRASHED, WE REALLY DO NEED YOUR NOW THE HOUSE IS ACTUALLY TRASHED, WE REALLY DO NEED YOUR HELP! TRASHED, WE REALLY DO NEED YOUR HELP! All: AHHHH.
HELP! All: AHHHH.
[ HORN HONKS, TIRES SCREECH .]
All: AHHHH.
[ HORN HONKS, TIRES SCREECH .]
Dad: HEY, KIDS, I GOT YOU [ HORN HONKS, TIRES SCREECH .]
Dad: HEY, KIDS, I GOT YOU JET SKIS! Dad: HEY, KIDS, I GOT YOU JET SKIS! YOUR DAD IS NOT A MONSTER! JET SKIS! YOUR DAD IS NOT A MONSTER! [ SHING! .]
YOUR DAD IS NOT A MONSTER! [ SHING! .]
Anais: NO! WAIT! [ SHING! .]
Anais: NO! WAIT! YOU SHOULD SEE HOW MUCH DAD Anais: NO! WAIT! YOU SHOULD SEE HOW MUCH DAD SPENT ON THESE! YOU SHOULD SEE HOW MUCH DAD SPENT ON THESE! WE ARBROKE NOW! SPENT ON THESE! WE ARBROKE NOW! [ ALL GASP .]
WE ARBROKE NOW! [ ALL GASP .]
SO, ARE YOU POOR OR NOT? [ ALL GASP .]
SO, ARE YOU POOR OR NOT? Dad: YEAH, SURE.
SO, ARE YOU POOR OR NOT? Dad: YEAH, SURE.
I'M AN UNEMPLOYED MAN WITH THREE Dad: YEAH, SURE.
I'M AN UNEMPLOYED MAN WITH THREE CHILDREN.
I'M AN UNEMPLOYED MAN WITH THREE CHILDREN.
I'M OBVIOUSLY A MILLIONAIRE.
CHILDREN.
I'M OBVIOUSLY A MILLIONAIRE.
[ SHING! .]
I'M OBVIOUSLY A MILLIONAIRE.
[ SHING! .]
Anais: EH, BAD TIMING BUT [ SHING! .]
Anais: EH, BAD TIMING BUT GOOD SARCASM.
Anais: EH, BAD TIMING BUT GOOD SARCASM.
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GOOD SARCASM.
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! [ ALL SHOUTING ANGRILY .]
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! [ ALL SHOUTING ANGRILY .]
Darwin: PLEASE STOP! [ ALL SHOUTING ANGRILY .]
Darwin: PLEASE STOP! YOU GUYS ARE INSANE! Darwin: PLEASE STOP! YOU GUYS ARE INSANE! YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND FOR YES YOU GUYS ARE INSANE! YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND FOR YES All: AHHH.
YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND FOR YES All: AHHH.
Darwin: OR NO All: AHHH.
Darwin: OR NO [ SHING! .]
Darwin: OR NO [ SHING! .]
HELLOOR GOODBYE [ SHING! .]
HELLOOR GOODBYE [ SHING! .]
HELLOOR GOODBYE [ SHING! .]
AN APPLE [ SHING! .]
AN APPLE All: AHHH.
AN APPLE All: AHHH.
Darwin: OR AN ORANGE All: AHHH.
Darwin: OR AN ORANGE [ SHING! .]
Darwin: OR AN ORANGE [ SHING! .]
A DURP [ SHING! .]
A DURP All: AHHH.
A DURP All: AHHH.
Darwin: OR A BLURP.
All: AHHH.
Darwin: OR A BLURP.
[ SHING! .]
Darwin: OR A BLURP.
[ SHING! .]
All: AHHH.
[ SHING! .]
All: AHHH.
[ SHING! .]
All: AHHH.
[ SHING! .]
AHHH.
[ SHING! .]
AHHH.
[ SHING! .]
AHHH.
[ SHING! .]
Gumball: EVERYBODY, LISTEN! [ SHING! .]
Gumball: EVERYBODY, LISTEN! All: AHHH.
Gumball: EVERYBODY, LISTEN! All: AHHH.
Gumball: I THINK WE ALL All: AHHH.
Gumball: I THINK WE ALL LEARNED A VERY IMPORTANT LESSON Gumball: I THINK WE ALL LEARNED A VERY IMPORTANT LESSON TODAY, AND THIS LESSON IS LEARNED A VERY IMPORTANT LESSON TODAY, AND THIS LESSON IS DON'T COMPLAIN! TODAY, AND THIS LESSON IS DON'T COMPLAIN! BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU GOT.
DON'T COMPLAIN! BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU GOT.
NO, THAT'S NOT QUITE RIGHT.
BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU GOT.
NO, THAT'S NOT QUITE RIGHT.
UH, BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU SAY! NO, THAT'S NOT QUITE RIGHT.
UH, BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU SAY! NAH.
NO, THAT'S NOT IT, EITHER.
UH, BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU SAY! NAH.
NO, THAT'S NOT IT, EITHER.
UHDON'T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS! NAH.
NO, THAT'S NOT IT, EITHER.
UHDON'T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS! NO, NO.
UHDON'T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS! NO, NO.
DON'T TRY TO BE SOMETHING YOU'RE NO, NO.
DON'T TRY TO BE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT, 'CAUSE, UH DON'T TRY TO BE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT, 'CAUSE, UH BE YOURSELF? NOT, 'CAUSE, UH BE YOURSELF? I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
BE YOURSELF? I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
MAYBE THE LESSON IS SOMETIMES I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
MAYBE THE LESSON IS SOMETIMES WHEN PEOPLE DO STUFF, THINGS MAYBE THE LESSON IS SOMETIMES WHEN PEOPLE DO STUFF, THINGS HAPPEN AND IT KIND OF WHEN PEOPLE DO STUFF, THINGS HAPPEN AND IT KIND OF GOES NOWHERE.
HAPPEN AND IT KIND OF GOES NOWHERE.
ANYWAY, THANKS FOR THE CHECK.
GOES NOWHERE.
ANYWAY, THANKS FOR THE CHECK.
BYE! [ BOOM! .]
Gumball: SOME SAY IT WAS A MILITARY EXPERIMENT GONE WRONG.
[ ENGINE REVS .]
MILITARY EXPERIMENT GONE WRONG.
[ ENGINE REVS .]
THEY SAY HE ROAMS THE DESERT, [ ENGINE REVS .]
THEY SAY HE ROAMS THE DESERT, FEEDING OFF LOST STRANGERS.
THEY SAY HE ROAMS THE DESERT, FEEDING OFF LOST STRANGERS.
THEY SAY HE HAS THE BODY OF A FEEDING OFF LOST STRANGERS.
THEY SAY HE HAS THE BODY OF A COUGAR THEY SAY HE HAS THE BODY OF A COUGAR THE WINGS OF A BAT COUGAR THE WINGS OF A BAT AND THE HEAD THE WINGS OF A BAT AND THE HEAD OF A DUCK! AND THE HEAD OF A DUCK! All: AAAAAAH! OF A DUCK! All: AAAAAAH! Mom: GUYS, GUYS, GUYS! All: AAAAAAH! Mom: GUYS, GUYS, GUYS! PLEASE SAVE THE CAMPFIRE STORIES Mom: GUYS, GUYS, GUYS! PLEASE SAVE THE CAMPFIRE STORIES FOR THE CAMPFIRE.
PLEASE SAVE THE CAMPFIRE STORIES FOR THE CAMPFIRE.
YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE HIM FOR THE CAMPFIRE.
YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE HIM NIGHTMARES.
YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE HIM NIGHTMARES.
[ ALL LAUGH .]
NIGHTMARES.
[ ALL LAUGH .]
Anais: OKAY, MY TURN! [ ALL LAUGH .]
Anais: OKAY, MY TURN! THERE WAS ONCE AN OLD -- Anais: OKAY, MY TURN! THERE WAS ONCE AN OLD -- DAD, WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS.
THERE WAS ONCE AN OLD -- DAD, WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS.
IT'S NOT A REAL FIRE.
DAD, WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS.
IT'S NOT A REAL FIRE.
Dad: [ Mockingly .]
"DAD, IT'S NOT A REAL FIRE.
Dad: [ Mockingly .]
"DAD, WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS.
" Dad: [ Mockingly .]
"DAD, WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS.
" NEH, NEH, NEH.
WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS.
" NEH, NEH, NEH.
Anais: THERE WAS ONCE A NEH, NEH, NEH.
Anais: THERE WAS ONCE A PICKUP TRUCK FOLLOWING A MAN FOR Anais: THERE WAS ONCE A PICKUP TRUCK FOLLOWING A MAN FOR HOURS AND HOURS DOWN AN EMPTY PICKUP TRUCK FOLLOWING A MAN FOR HOURS AND HOURS DOWN AN EMPTY HIGHWAY.
HOURS AND HOURS DOWN AN EMPTY HIGHWAY.
THE MAN SLOWED DOWN TO LET THE HIGHWAY.
THE MAN SLOWED DOWN TO LET THE TRUCK OVERTAKE HIM.
THE MAN SLOWED DOWN TO LET THE TRUCK OVERTAKE HIM.
WHEN THE TRUCK PULLED LEVEL, THE TRUCK OVERTAKE HIM.
WHEN THE TRUCK PULLED LEVEL, THE WINDOW ROLLED DOWN AND THE MAN WHEN THE TRUCK PULLED LEVEL, THE WINDOW ROLLED DOWN AND THE MAN REALIZED THE TRUCK HAD NO WINDOW ROLLED DOWN AND THE MAN REALIZED THE TRUCK HAD NO DRIVER! REALIZED THE TRUCK HAD NO DRIVER! All: AAAAAAH! DRIVER! All: AAAAAAH! [ LAUGHTER .]
All: AAAAAAH! [ LAUGHTER .]
Dad: OKAY! I'VE GOT ONE! [ LAUGHTER .]
Dad: OKAY! I'VE GOT ONE! [ POP! .]
Dad: OKAY! I'VE GOT ONE! [ POP! .]
THERE WAS ONCE A VERY HUNGRY [ POP! .]
THERE WAS ONCE A VERY HUNGRY HITCHHIKER WHO WAS LOST AT THERE WAS ONCE A VERY HUNGRY HITCHHIKER WHO WAS LOST AT NIGHT.
HITCHHIKER WHO WAS LOST AT NIGHT.
HE SAW SOME LIGHT COMING IN FROM NIGHT.
HE SAW SOME LIGHT COMING IN FROM A HOUSE, SO HE WALKED IN BUT HE SAW SOME LIGHT COMING IN FROM A HOUSE, SO HE WALKED IN BUT FOUND IT DESERTED EXCEPT FOR ONE A HOUSE, SO HE WALKED IN BUT FOUND IT DESERTED EXCEPT FOR ONE FRIDGE.
FOUND IT DESERTED EXCEPT FOR ONE FRIDGE.
HE SLOWLY OPENED THE DOOR AND FRIDGE.
HE SLOWLY OPENED THE DOOR AND REALIZED THE FRIDGE WAS EMPTY! HE SLOWLY OPENED THE DOOR AND REALIZED THE FRIDGE WAS EMPTY! AAAAAAAAAAH! REALIZED THE FRIDGE WAS EMPTY! AAAAAAAAAAH! Gumball: DAD, THAT WAS ABOUT AAAAAAAAAAH! Gumball: DAD, THAT WAS ABOUT AS SCARY AS BEING CHASED BY A Gumball: DAD, THAT WAS ABOUT AS SCARY AS BEING CHASED BY A SWARM OF BUTTERFLIES.
AS SCARY AS BEING CHASED BY A SWARM OF BUTTERFLIES.
Anais: YEAH, OR A STREET GANG SWARM OF BUTTERFLIES.
Anais: YEAH, OR A STREET GANG OF KITTENS.
Anais: YEAH, OR A STREET GANG OF KITTENS.
Dad: HMPH! OF KITTENS.
Dad: HMPH! [ POP! .]
Dad: HMPH! [ POP! .]
Darwin: DON'T WORRY, MR.
DAD.
[ POP! .]
Darwin: DON'T WORRY, MR.
DAD.
GROWN-UPS CAN'T TELL SCARY Darwin: DON'T WORRY, MR.
DAD.
GROWN-UPS CAN'T TELL SCARY STORIES.
GROWN-UPS CAN'T TELL SCARY STORIES.
Mom: OH, REALLY? STORIES.
Mom: OH, REALLY? THEN WHAT ABOUT THE TALE OF THE Mom: OH, REALLY? THEN WHAT ABOUT THE TALE OF THE THEN WHAT ABOUT THE TALE OF THE OVERTIME?! OVERTIME?! Anais: MOM, FACE IT -- YOU OVERTIME?! Anais: MOM, FACE IT -- YOU CAN'T TELL HORROR STORIES.
Anais: MOM, FACE IT -- YOU CAN'T TELL HORROR STORIES.
Mom: YEAH, WELL, MAYBE WHEN CAN'T TELL HORROR STORIES.
Mom: YEAH, WELL, MAYBE WHEN YOU KIDS GROW UP, YOU'LL KNOW Mom: YEAH, WELL, MAYBE WHEN YOU KIDS GROW UP, YOU'LL KNOW HOW SCARY FINANCIAL PRESSURES YOU KIDS GROW UP, YOU'LL KNOW HOW SCARY FINANCIAL PRESSURES CAN BE.
HOW SCARY FINANCIAL PRESSURES CAN BE.
Darwin: DON'T WORRY, CAN BE.
Darwin: DON'T WORRY, MRS.
MOM.
Darwin: DON'T WORRY, MRS.
MOM.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOU'RE MRS.
MOM.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOU'RE BORING.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOU'RE BORING.
IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD.
BORING.
IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD.
Mom: RICHARD, FLASHLIGHT.
IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD.
Mom: RICHARD, FLASHLIGHT.
HIGHER.
Mom: RICHARD, FLASHLIGHT.
HIGHER.
THAT'S NOT A FLATTERING ANGLE.
HIGHER.
THAT'S NOT A FLATTERING ANGLE.
IN A CAR DRIVING THROUGH THE THAT'S NOT A FLATTERING ANGLE.
IN A CAR DRIVING THROUGH THE DESERT, JUST LIKE THIS ONE, IN A CAR DRIVING THROUGH THE DESERT, JUST LIKE THIS ONE, THERE WAS A FAMILY JUST LIKE DESERT, JUST LIKE THIS ONE, THERE WAS A FAMILY JUST LIKE OURS.
THERE WAS A FAMILY JUST LIKE OURS.
Dad: AAAAAAAH! OURS.
Dad: AAAAAAAH! Mom: RICHARD, THAT'S NOT THE Dad: AAAAAAAH! Mom: RICHARD, THAT'S NOT THE SCARY BIT.
Mom: RICHARD, THAT'S NOT THE SCARY BIT.
THEY WERE HEADING ON A CAMPING SCARY BIT.
THEY WERE HEADING ON A CAMPING TRIP WHEN THEY BROKE DOWN IN THE THEY WERE HEADING ON A CAMPING TRIP WHEN THEY BROKE DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
TRIP WHEN THEY BROKE DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
A STRANGE OLD MAN LIVING IN A MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
A STRANGE OLD MAN LIVING IN A DERELICT GAS STATION HELPED THEM A STRANGE OLD MAN LIVING IN A DERELICT GAS STATION HELPED THEM OUT AND SUGGESTED THEY STAY FOR DERELICT GAS STATION HELPED THEM OUT AND SUGGESTED THEY STAY FOR DINNER, AND AS HE GRINNED AT OUT AND SUGGESTED THEY STAY FOR DINNER, AND AS HE GRINNED AT THEM WITH A TOOTHLESS SMILE, DINNER, AND AS HE GRINNED AT THEM WITH A TOOTHLESS SMILE, THEY REALIZED THAT THE MAIN THEM WITH A TOOTHLESS SMILE, THEY REALIZED THAT THE MAIN COURSEWAS THEM! THEY REALIZED THAT THE MAIN COURSEWAS THEM! All: AAAAH! AAAAH! COURSEWAS THEM! All: AAAAH! AAAAH! Mom: NOW WE'D BETTER HOPE WE All: AAAAH! AAAAH! Mom: NOW WE'D BETTER HOPE WE DON'T BREAK DOWN.
Mom: NOW WE'D BETTER HOPE WE DON'T BREAK DOWN.
[ ENGINE SPUTTERING .]
DON'T BREAK DOWN.
[ ENGINE SPUTTERING .]
All: AAAAAAH! [ ENGINE SPUTTERING .]
All: AAAAAAH! Dad: AAAAAAAH! All: AAAAAAH! Dad: AAAAAAAH! Mom: BOO-YAH! Dad: AAAAAAAH! Mom: BOO-YAH! WHO'S BORING NOW? Mom: BOO-YAH! WHO'S BORING NOW? [ LAUGHTER .]
WHO'S BORING NOW? [ LAUGHTER .]
Anais: YOU REALLY NAILED IT [ LAUGHTER .]
Anais: YOU REALLY NAILED IT WITH THE FAKE BREAKDOWN.
Anais: YOU REALLY NAILED IT WITH THE FAKE BREAKDOWN.
I WISH I WAS STILL WEARING WITH THE FAKE BREAKDOWN.
I WISH I WAS STILL WEARING DIAPERS.
I WISH I WAS STILL WEARING DIAPERS.
Mom: OKAY.
DIAPERS.
Mom: OKAY.
LET'S GET BACK ON THE ROAD.
Mom: OKAY.
LET'S GET BACK ON THE ROAD.
[ ENGINE SPUTTERING .]
LET'S GET BACK ON THE ROAD.
[ ENGINE SPUTTERING .]
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
[ ENGINE SPUTTERING .]
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
SO, YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH AT THIS.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
SO, YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH AT THIS.
[ ALL SCREAM .]
SO, YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH AT THIS.
[ ALL SCREAM .]
OH, CALM DOWN! [ ALL SCREAM .]
OH, CALM DOWN! Darwin: BUT IT'S JUST LIKE IN OH, CALM DOWN! Darwin: BUT IT'S JUST LIKE IN THE STORY! Darwin: BUT IT'S JUST LIKE IN THE STORY! Gumball: SOME TOOTHLESS OLD THE STORY! Gumball: SOME TOOTHLESS OLD GUY'S GONNA EAT MY BRAIN! Gumball: SOME TOOTHLESS OLD GUY'S GONNA EAT MY BRAIN! Mom: GUMBALL, GUY'S GONNA EAT MY BRAIN! Mom: GUMBALL, PLEASE CALM DOWN.
Mom: GUMBALL, PLEASE CALM DOWN.
I'M SURE IT'S NOTHING.
PLEASE CALM DOWN.
I'M SURE IT'S NOTHING.
[ SQUISH! HISS! .]
I'M SURE IT'S NOTHING.
[ SQUISH! HISS! .]
RICHARD, WHY IS THE ENGINE [ SQUISH! HISS! .]
RICHARD, WHY IS THE ENGINE COMPARTMENT FULL OF RICHARD, WHY IS THE ENGINE COMPARTMENT FULL OF MARSHMALLOWS? COMPARTMENT FULL OF MARSHMALLOWS? Dad: [ CHUCKLES .]
MARSHMALLOWS? Dad: [ CHUCKLES .]
NICOLE, I THINK YOU MEAN THE Dad: [ CHUCKLES .]
NICOLE, I THINK YOU MEAN THE FRONT TRUNK.
NICOLE, I THINK YOU MEAN THE FRONT TRUNK.
[ BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! FRONT TRUNK.
[ BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! HISS! .]
[ BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! HISS! .]
Mom: OKAY.
HISS! .]
Mom: OKAY.
THIS IS NOT GOING TO RUIN OUR Mom: OKAY.
THIS IS NOT GOING TO RUIN OUR FAMILY OUTING.
THIS IS NOT GOING TO RUIN OUR FAMILY OUTING.
HERE.
FAMILY OUTING.
HERE.
THERE'S A GARAGE A MILE NORTH.
HERE.
THERE'S A GARAGE A MILE NORTH.
RICHARD, GO GET HELP.
THERE'S A GARAGE A MILE NORTH.
RICHARD, GO GET HELP.
Dad: OKAY.
RICHARD, GO GET HELP.
Dad: OKAY.
I'LL GO WHEN MY MARSHMALLOW'S Dad: OKAY.
I'LL GO WHEN MY MARSHMALLOW'S DONE.
I'LL GO WHEN MY MARSHMALLOW'S DONE.
[ ZIP! FLOOM! .]
DONE.
[ ZIP! FLOOM! .]
AAH! ALL RIGHT! [ ZIP! FLOOM! .]
AAH! ALL RIGHT! Mom: THANK YOU, HONEY.
AAH! ALL RIGHT! Mom: THANK YOU, HONEY.
Dad: OH, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE Mom: THANK YOU, HONEY.
Dad: OH, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE ON VACATION, YOU KNOW.
Dad: OH, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE ON VACATION, YOU KNOW.
Mom: RICHARD, YOU DON'T HAVE ON VACATION, YOU KNOW.
Mom: RICHARD, YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB.
Mom: RICHARD, YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB.
YOU'RE ALWAYS ON VACATION.
A JOB.
YOU'RE ALWAYS ON VACATION.
Dad: OHH! YOU'RE ALWAYS ON VACATION.
Dad: OHH! [ GASPING .]
Dad: OHH! [ GASPING .]
Gumball: Dad, did you find a [ GASPING .]
Gumball: Dad, did you find a mechanic? Gumball: Dad, did you find a mechanic? Dad: NO.
I THINK THERE'S mechanic? Dad: NO.
I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE Dad: NO.
I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE COMPASS.
SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE COMPASS.
Mom: RICHARD, SHOW ME THAT.
COMPASS.
Mom: RICHARD, SHOW ME THAT.
IT'S A WATCH.
Mom: RICHARD, SHOW ME THAT.
IT'S A WATCH.
YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING IT IN A IT'S A WATCH.
YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING IT IN A CIRCLE FOR 12 HOURS.
YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING IT IN A CIRCLE FOR 12 HOURS.
Dad: [ WHEEZING .]
CIRCLE FOR 12 HOURS.
Dad: [ WHEEZING .]
I'M SO DEHYDRATED, I CAN'T EVEN Dad: [ WHEEZING .]
I'M SO DEHYDRATED, I CAN'T EVEN CRY! I'M SO DEHYDRATED, I CAN'T EVEN CRY! Darwin: IT'S OKAY.
CRY! Darwin: IT'S OKAY.
THE SUN'S GOING DOWN.
Darwin: IT'S OKAY.
THE SUN'S GOING DOWN.
IT'LL BE DARK SOON.
THE SUN'S GOING DOWN.
IT'LL BE DARK SOON.
Gumball: [ GASPS .]
IT'LL BE DARK SOON.
Gumball: [ GASPS .]
JUST IN TIME TO GET EATEN ALIVE.
Gumball: [ GASPS .]
JUST IN TIME TO GET EATEN ALIVE.
[ ALL SCREAM .]
JUST IN TIME TO GET EATEN ALIVE.
[ ALL SCREAM .]
LONG WAY FROM HOME, AIN'T YA? [ ALL SCREAM .]
LONG WAY FROM HOME, AIN'T YA? [ LAUGHS .]
LONG WAY FROM HOME, AIN'T YA? [ LAUGHS .]
Darwin: OH, IT'S OKAY! [ LAUGHS .]
Darwin: OH, IT'S OKAY! HE'S NOT TOOTHLESS.
Darwin: OH, IT'S OKAY! HE'S NOT TOOTHLESS.
Mom: THANK YOU, SIR, BUT WE HE'S NOT TOOTHLESS.
Mom: THANK YOU, SIR, BUT WE HAVE ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE.
Mom: THANK YOU, SIR, BUT WE HAVE ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE.
I'LL JUST USE MY CELL.
HAVE ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE.
I'LL JUST USE MY CELL.
YOU CAN TRY CALLING FOR HELP, I'LL JUST USE MY CELL.
YOU CAN TRY CALLING FOR HELP, BUT YOU WON'T GET NONE.
YOU CAN TRY CALLING FOR HELP, BUT YOU WON'T GET NONE.
THERE'S NO SIGNAL HERE.
BUT YOU WON'T GET NONE.
THERE'S NO SIGNAL HERE.
[ BOTH LAUGH .]
THERE'S NO SIGNAL HERE.
[ BOTH LAUGH .]
Mom: PLEASE EXCUSE ME FOR A [ BOTH LAUGH .]
Mom: PLEASE EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND.
Mom: PLEASE EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND.
[ HORN HONKING .]
SECOND.
[ HORN HONKING .]
I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU COULD HELP [ HORN HONKING .]
I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU COULD HELP US, COULD YOU? I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU COULD HELP US, COULD YOU? SURE, BUT WE BETTER GO SOON.
US, COULD YOU? SURE, BUT WE BETTER GO SOON.
WE DON'T WANT TO MISS DINNER! SURE, BUT WE BETTER GO SOON.
WE DON'T WANT TO MISS DINNER! [ LAUGHS .]
WE DON'T WANT TO MISS DINNER! [ LAUGHS .]
[ CRASH! CRASH! .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ CRASH! CRASH! .]
AHH.
[ CRASH! CRASH! .]
AHH.
Darwin: OKAY.
AHH.
Darwin: OKAY.
HE'S TOOTHLESS NOW.
Darwin: OKAY.
HE'S TOOTHLESS NOW.
TIME TO PANIC.
HE'S TOOTHLESS NOW.
TIME TO PANIC.
[ ALL SCREAM .]
TIME TO PANIC.
[ ALL SCREAM .]
Mom: KIDS, STOP STARING AT [ ALL SCREAM .]
Mom: KIDS, STOP STARING AT HIM.
Mom: KIDS, STOP STARING AT HIM.
Gumball: But, Mom, it's the HIM.
Gumball: But, Mom, it's the guy from the story.
Gumball: But, Mom, it's the guy from the story.
Mom: No, don't be silly.
guy from the story.
Mom: No, don't be silly.
THANK YOU AGAIN, SIR.
Mom: No, don't be silly.
THANK YOU AGAIN, SIR.
THIS IS VERY KIND OF YOU.
THANK YOU AGAIN, SIR.
THIS IS VERY KIND OF YOU.
DON'T WORRY 'BOUT ME.
THIS IS VERY KIND OF YOU.
DON'T WORRY 'BOUT ME.
I'M JUST WORKIN' UP MY APPETITE.
DON'T WORRY 'BOUT ME.
I'M JUST WORKIN' UP MY APPETITE.
[ LAUGHS .]
I'M JUST WORKIN' UP MY APPETITE.
[ LAUGHS .]
Darwin: We're being pushed to [ LAUGHS .]
Darwin: We're being pushed to our doom! Darwin: We're being pushed to our doom! Gumball: Really, really our doom! Gumball: Really, really slowly.
Gumball: Really, really slowly.
Mom: LOOK, JUST BECAUSE HE slowly.
Mom: LOOK, JUST BECAUSE HE MATCHES THE STORY I MADE UP Mom: LOOK, JUST BECAUSE HE MATCHES THE STORY I MADE UP DOESN'T MEAN HE'S A PSYCHO, EVEN MATCHES THE STORY I MADE UP DOESN'T MEAN HE'S A PSYCHO, EVEN IF HE IS OBVIOUSLY, YOU KNOW, DOESN'T MEAN HE'S A PSYCHO, EVEN IF HE IS OBVIOUSLY, YOU KNOW, DENTALLY CHALLENGED.
IF HE IS OBVIOUSLY, YOU KNOW, DENTALLY CHALLENGED.
AND, ANYWAY, I'D BE VERY DENTALLY CHALLENGED.
AND, ANYWAY, I'D BE VERY SURPRISED IF WE ENDED UP IN A AND, ANYWAY, I'D BE VERY SURPRISED IF WE ENDED UP IN A DERELICT GAS STA-- SURPRISED IF WE ENDED UP IN A DERELICT GAS STA-- OH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? DERELICT GAS STA-- OH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? HERE WE ARE -- YOUR FINAL OH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? HERE WE ARE -- YOUR FINAL DESTINATION.
HERE WE ARE -- YOUR FINAL DESTINATION.
Gumball: REALLY? DESTINATION.
Gumball: REALLY? HE LIVES IN A GAS STATION? Gumball: REALLY? HE LIVES IN A GAS STATION? [ WHIFFLE! WHIFFLE! WHIFFLE! .]
HE LIVES IN A GAS STATION? [ WHIFFLE! WHIFFLE! WHIFFLE! .]
COME ON! [ WHIFFLE! WHIFFLE! WHIFFLE! .]
COME ON! Mom: IT'S JUST COME ON! Mom: IT'S JUST AN ASSASSINATION -- Mom: IT'S JUST AN ASSASSINATION -- AN OBLITERATION -- AN ASSASSINATION -- AN OBLITERATION -- AN EXTERMINATION.
AN OBLITERATION -- AN EXTERMINATION.
[ SIGHS .]
AN EXTERMINATION.
[ SIGHS .]
I MEAN A COINCIDENCE.
[ SIGHS .]
I MEAN A COINCIDENCE.
HOW 'BOUT YOU GUYS JUST GO I MEAN A COINCIDENCE.
HOW 'BOUT YOU GUYS JUST GO STRETCH YOUR LEGS? HOW 'BOUT YOU GUYS JUST GO STRETCH YOUR LEGS? Darwin: I DON'T LIKE THIS, STRETCH YOUR LEGS? Darwin: I DON'T LIKE THIS, DUDE.
Darwin: I DON'T LIKE THIS, DUDE.
Gumball: ME, NEITHER.
DUDE.
Gumball: ME, NEITHER.
WE SHOULD WATCH OUR BACKS.
Gumball: ME, NEITHER.
WE SHOULD WATCH OUR BACKS.
[ CRANK! CRANK! CRANK! .]
WE SHOULD WATCH OUR BACKS.
[ CRANK! CRANK! CRANK! .]
Darwin: THAT'S MUCH BETTER.
[ THUD! .]
Both: AAAAAAAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! Both: AAAAAAAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! Gumball: THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE AAH! AAH! AAH! Gumball: THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE IT'S ANGRY AT BOTH OF US AT THE Gumball: THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE IT'S ANGRY AT BOTH OF US AT THE SAME TIME! IT'S ANGRY AT BOTH OF US AT THE SAME TIME! Both: AAH! SAME TIME! Both: AAH! Gumball: HE STUFFED ALL OF Both: AAH! Gumball: HE STUFFED ALL OF HIS ANIMALS -- AND HIS MOM! Gumball: HE STUFFED ALL OF HIS ANIMALS -- AND HIS MOM! WE-E-E-E-E-E-E-L HIS ANIMALS -- AND HIS MOM! WE-E-E-E-E-E-E-L Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WE-E-E-E-E-E-E-L Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! COME.
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! COME.
[ ZOOM! .]
COME.
[ ZOOM! .]
Gumball: MOM, WE GOT TO GET [ ZOOM! .]
Gumball: MOM, WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW! Gumball: MOM, WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW! Mom: YES, ABOUT THAT -- OUT OF HERE NOW! Mom: YES, ABOUT THAT -- APPARENTLY, THE ENGINE IS Mom: YES, ABOUT THAT -- APPARENTLY, THE ENGINE IS CARAMELIZED.
APPARENTLY, THE ENGINE IS CARAMELIZED.
Dad: [ GASPS .]
CARAMELIZED.
Dad: [ GASPS .]
Caramelized.
Dad: [ GASPS .]
Caramelized.
[ WHIMPERS .]
Caramelized.
[ WHIMPERS .]
MMM.
[ WHIMPERS .]
MMM.
Mom: [ SIGHS .]
MMM.
Mom: [ SIGHS .]
HE CAN'T FIX IT.
Mom: [ SIGHS .]
HE CAN'T FIX IT.
WE'RE STUCK HERE.
HE CAN'T FIX IT.
WE'RE STUCK HERE.
BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS HE SAYS WE'RE STUCK HERE.
BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS HE SAYS HE'LL HAVE US FOR DINNER.
BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS HE SAYS HE'LL HAVE US FOR DINNER.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS .]
HE'LL HAVE US FOR DINNER.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS .]
CAN YOU GUYS STOP SCREAMING [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS .]
CAN YOU GUYS STOP SCREAMING EVERY FIVE MINUTES? CAN YOU GUYS STOP SCREAMING EVERY FIVE MINUTES? Gumball: ACTUALLY, WE'RE EVERY FIVE MINUTES? Gumball: ACTUALLY, WE'RE DOING A SILENT SCREAM.
Gumball: ACTUALLY, WE'RE DOING A SILENT SCREAM.
WE NEED TO SAVE OUR VOICES FOR DOING A SILENT SCREAM.
WE NEED TO SAVE OUR VOICES FOR WHEN HE EATS US!! WE NEED TO SAVE OUR VOICES FOR WHEN HE EATS US!! Anais: YOU GUYS ARE BEING WHEN HE EATS US!! Anais: YOU GUYS ARE BEING RIDICULOUS, SCARING YOURSELVES Anais: YOU GUYS ARE BEING RIDICULOUS, SCARING YOURSELVES WITH NARROW-MINDED ASSUMPTIONS RIDICULOUS, SCARING YOURSELVES WITH NARROW-MINDED ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT COUNTRY PEOPLE.
WITH NARROW-MINDED ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT COUNTRY PEOPLE.
BIG BRAIN FOR SUCH A SMALL ABOUT COUNTRY PEOPLE.
BIG BRAIN FOR SUCH A SMALL THING.
BIG BRAIN FOR SUCH A SMALL THING.
I LIKE THAT.
HEH.
THING.
I LIKE THAT.
HEH.
[ ZOOM! .]
I LIKE THAT.
HEH.
[ ZOOM! .]
Anais: WE GOT TO GET OUT OF [ ZOOM! .]
Anais: WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW!! Anais: WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW!! Mom: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT! HERE NOW!! Mom: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT! I ONLY GET FIVE DAYS OFF A YEAR! Mom: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT! I ONLY GET FIVE DAYS OFF A YEAR! WE ALREADY WASTED CHRISTMAS WHEN I ONLY GET FIVE DAYS OFF A YEAR! WE ALREADY WASTED CHRISTMAS WHEN YOU DECORATED THE HOUSE WITH WE ALREADY WASTED CHRISTMAS WHEN YOU DECORATED THE HOUSE WITH WHIPPED CREAM INSTEAD OF FAKE YOU DECORATED THE HOUSE WITH WHIPPED CREAM INSTEAD OF FAKE SNOW! WHIPPED CREAM INSTEAD OF FAKE SNOW! MERRY CHRISTMAS! SNOW! MERRY CHRISTMAS! AAH! MERRY CHRISTMAS! AAH! Dad: UH, HOW MUCH CREAM DID AAH! Dad: UH, HOW MUCH CREAM DID YOU EAT? Dad: UH, HOW MUCH CREAM DID YOU EAT? Mom: THEN THERE WAS THE YOU EAT? Mom: THEN THERE WAS THE FOURTH OF JULY.
Mom: THEN THERE WAS THE FOURTH OF JULY.
BE CAREFUL, RICHARD FOURTH OF JULY.
BE CAREFUL, RICHARD [ BOOM! .]
BE CAREFUL, RICHARD [ BOOM! .]
[ WHISTLE! .]
[ BOOM! .]
[ WHISTLE! .]
[ BOOM! .]
[ WHISTLE! .]
[ BOOM! .]
THEN YOUR MOTHER'S VISIT [ BOOM! .]
THEN YOUR MOTHER'S VISIT AFTER YOU DROP ME AT THE THEN YOUR MOTHER'S VISIT AFTER YOU DROP ME AT THE MALL, GO TO THE GROCERY STORE AFTER YOU DROP ME AT THE MALL, GO TO THE GROCERY STORE AND BUY ME A MELON -- NOT TOO MALL, GO TO THE GROCERY STORE AND BUY ME A MELON -- NOT TOO HARD, NOT TOO SOFT.
AND BUY ME A MELON -- NOT TOO HARD, NOT TOO SOFT.
THEN PICK ME UP AT 2:30.
HARD, NOT TOO SOFT.
THEN PICK ME UP AT 2:30.
DON'T BE LATE.
THEN PICK ME UP AT 2:30.
DON'T BE LATE.
I HAVE A 3:00 P.
M.
APPOINTMENT DON'T BE LATE.
I HAVE A 3:00 P.
M.
APPOINTMENT AT THE BEAUTY PARLOR, AND BY THE I HAVE A 3:00 P.
M.
APPOINTMENT AT THE BEAUTY PARLOR, AND BY THE LOOKS OF YOU, YOU COULD DO WITH AT THE BEAUTY PARLOR, AND BY THE LOOKS OF YOU, YOU COULD DO WITH AN APPOINTMENT YOURSELF.
LOOKS OF YOU, YOU COULD DO WITH AN APPOINTMENT YOURSELF.
THEN YOU NEED TO COLLECT -- AN APPOINTMENT YOURSELF.
THEN YOU NEED TO COLLECT -- Mom: AND LET'S NOT FORGET THEN YOU NEED TO COLLECT -- Mom: AND LET'S NOT FORGET HALLOWEEN! Mom: AND LET'S NOT FORGET HALLOWEEN! Dad: HAPPY HALLOWEEN! HALLOWEEN! Dad: HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Mom: AAAH! Dad: HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Mom: AAAH! Dad: AAAAAAAAAAAH! Mom: AAAH! Dad: AAAAAAAAAAAH! [ THUD! THUD! THUD! .]
Dad: AAAAAAAAAAAH! [ THUD! THUD! THUD! .]
OWW! [ THUD! THUD! THUD! .]
OWW! Mom: [ GASPS .]
RICHARD? OWW! Mom: [ GASPS .]
RICHARD? Dad: THERE'S SOME LIQUID IN Mom: [ GASPS .]
RICHARD? Dad: THERE'S SOME LIQUID IN MY LUNGS! Dad: THERE'S SOME LIQUID IN MY LUNGS! Mom: SO I AM NOT GOING TO MY LUNGS! Mom: SO I AM NOT GOING TO RUIN THIS BY LISTENING TO YOUR Mom: SO I AM NOT GOING TO RUIN THIS BY LISTENING TO YOUR CRAZY ASSUMPTIONS! RUIN THIS BY LISTENING TO YOUR CRAZY ASSUMPTIONS! WE SAID WE WERE GOING CAMPING, CRAZY ASSUMPTIONS! WE SAID WE WERE GOING CAMPING, SO WEARE GOINGCAMPING!! WE SAID WE WERE GOING CAMPING, SO WEARE GOINGCAMPING!! [ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
SO WEARE GOINGCAMPING!! [ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
AND IT'LL BE NICE.
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
AND IT'LL BE NICE.
THANKS FOR THE HOSPITALITY, SIR.
AND IT'LL BE NICE.
THANKS FOR THE HOSPITALITY, SIR.
COULD YOU JUST LET US KNOW WHEN THANKS FOR THE HOSPITALITY, SIR.
COULD YOU JUST LET US KNOW WHEN DINNER'S READY? COULD YOU JUST LET US KNOW WHEN DINNER'S READY? OH, DON'T WORRY.
DINNER'S READY? OH, DON'T WORRY.
YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW.
OH, DON'T WORRY.
YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW.
[ MUSIC à LA "PSYCHO" THEME YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW.
[ MUSIC à LA "PSYCHO" THEME PLAYS .]
[ MUSIC à LA "PSYCHO" THEME PLAYS .]
[ SQUEAKING RHYTHMICALLY .]
PLAYS .]
[ SQUEAKING RHYTHMICALLY .]
MMM.
[ SQUEAKING RHYTHMICALLY .]
MMM.
CARAMEL.
MMM.
CARAMEL.
[ ANIMALS HOWLING .]
CARAMEL.
[ ANIMALS HOWLING .]
[ THUNDER CRASHES .]
[ ANIMALS HOWLING .]
[ THUNDER CRASHES .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ THUNDER CRASHES .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ SHING! .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ SHING! .]
HEH.
[ SHING! .]
HEH.
Mom: IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND HEH.
Mom: IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR HANDS Mom: IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR HANDS Gumball: [ WHIMPERS .]
YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR HANDS Gumball: [ WHIMPERS .]
Mom: IF YOU'RE HAPPY Gumball: [ WHIMPERS .]
Mom: IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU Mom: IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU OH, COME ON, GUYS! AND YOU OH, COME ON, GUYS! JUST BECAUSE AN UGLY MAN LIVES OH, COME ON, GUYS! JUST BECAUSE AN UGLY MAN LIVES IN A TERRIFYING SHACK IN THE JUST BECAUSE AN UGLY MAN LIVES IN A TERRIFYING SHACK IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WITH HIS IN A TERRIFYING SHACK IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WITH HIS MOTHER AND A BUNCH OF STUFFED MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WITH HIS MOTHER AND A BUNCH OF STUFFED ANIMALS AND, UH, HE'S HOLDING A MOTHER AND A BUNCH OF STUFFED ANIMALS AND, UH, HE'S HOLDING A SAW AND HE'S DUG FIVE HOLES THAT ANIMALS AND, UH, HE'S HOLDING A SAW AND HE'S DUG FIVE HOLES THAT EXACTLY FIT OUR SIZES AND, UH -- SAW AND HE'S DUG FIVE HOLES THAT EXACTLY FIT OUR SIZES AND, UH -- IT'S DINNERTIME! COME ON, FELLAS! LET'S EAT! WHO DOESN'T LIKE PIZZA? LET'S EAT! WHO DOESN'T LIKE PIZZA? Mom: I DON'T UNDERSTAND! WHO DOESN'T LIKE PIZZA? Mom: I DON'T UNDERSTAND! HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING?! Mom: I DON'T UNDERSTAND! HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING?! I MADE IT UP! HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING?! I MADE IT UP! Gumball: WELL, NEXT TIME YOU I MADE IT UP! Gumball: WELL, NEXT TIME YOU MAKE UP A RANDOMLY SCARY STORY Gumball: WELL, NEXT TIME YOU MAKE UP A RANDOMLY SCARY STORY THAT COMES TRUE, COULD YOU MAKE UP A RANDOMLY SCARY STORY THAT COMES TRUE, COULD YOU PLEASE INVENT A VEGETARIAN THAT COMES TRUE, COULD YOU PLEASE INVENT A VEGETARIAN PSYCHO WHO LIVES NEAR A WELL-LIT PLEASE INVENT A VEGETARIAN PSYCHO WHO LIVES NEAR A WELL-LIT POLICE STATION?! PSYCHO WHO LIVES NEAR A WELL-LIT POLICE STATION?! COME BACK HERE! POLICE STATION?! COME BACK HERE! MOM MADE SOME HOT POPPERS, TOO.
COME BACK HERE! MOM MADE SOME HOT POPPERS, TOO.
Gumball: AAAAAAAAH! MOM MADE SOME HOT POPPERS, TOO.
Gumball: AAAAAAAAH! Dad: WE CAN'T RUN FOREVER! Gumball: AAAAAAAAH! Dad: WE CAN'T RUN FOREVER! I'M OUT OF CALORIES! Dad: WE CAN'T RUN FOREVER! I'M OUT OF CALORIES! [ BONG! .]
I'M OUT OF CALORIES! [ BONG! .]
AND I'M ALMOST OUT OF [ BONG! .]
AND I'M ALMOST OUT OF MARSHMALLOWS! AND I'M ALMOST OUT OF MARSHMALLOWS! Anais: LOOK -- A HEAD IN THE MARSHMALLOWS! Anais: LOOK -- A HEAD IN THE ROAD! Anais: LOOK -- A HEAD IN THE ROAD! All: AAAAH! ROAD! All: AAAAH! Anais: NO! I MEAN AHEAD IN All: AAAAH! Anais: NO! I MEAN AHEAD IN THE ROAD -- A CAR! Anais: NO! I MEAN AHEAD IN THE ROAD -- A CAR! All: OHH.
THE ROAD -- A CAR! All: OHH.
[ ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY .]
All: OHH.
[ ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY .]
[ Low, raspy voice .]
YOU GUYS [ ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY .]
[ Low, raspy voice .]
YOU GUYS NEED A RIDE? [ Low, raspy voice .]
YOU GUYS NEED A RIDE? [ HINGES CREAK .]
NEED A RIDE? [ HINGES CREAK .]
Dad: AAAH! [ HINGES CREAK .]
Dad: AAAH! THE FRIDGE IS EMPTY! Dad: AAAH! THE FRIDGE IS EMPTY! All: AAAAAAAAAAAH! THE FRIDGE IS EMPTY! All: AAAAAAAAAAAH! HMM? I GUESS NOT.
All: AAAAAAAAAAAH! HMM? I GUESS NOT.
All: AAAAH! HMM? I GUESS NOT.
All: AAAAH! COME BACK! All: AAAAH! COME BACK! Dad: KIDS! COME BACK! Dad: KIDS! KIDS, WHERE ARE YOU?! Dad: KIDS! KIDS, WHERE ARE YOU?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! KIDS, WHERE ARE YOU?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! [ CREEEEEEEEAK! POP! .]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! [ CREEEEEEEEAK! POP! .]
UGH! [ CREEEEEEEEAK! POP! .]
UGH! Mom: GUYS! UGH! Mom: GUYS! GUYS, WHERE ARE YOU?! Mom: GUYS! GUYS, WHERE ARE YOU?! GUYS! GUYS, WHERE ARE YOU?! GUYS! Dad: I'M HERE! GUYS! Dad: I'M HERE! Mom: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! Dad: I'M HERE! Mom: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! Dad: [ GROANS .]
Mom: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! Dad: [ GROANS .]
[ SPLASH! .]
Dad: [ GROANS .]
[ SPLASH! .]
YELLO! [ SPLASH! .]
YELLO! COME AND GET IT! YELLO! COME AND GET IT! I'M READY FOR YA! COME AND GET IT! I'M READY FOR YA! Gumball: AAH! LEAVE US ALONE! I'M READY FOR YA! Gumball: AAH! LEAVE US ALONE! [ SOBS .]
Gumball: AAH! LEAVE US ALONE! [ SOBS .]
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING AROUND TOO [ SOBS .]
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING AROUND TOO FAST.
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING AROUND TOO FAST.
[ WHACK! THUD! .]
FAST.
[ WHACK! THUD! .]
Anais: MOM? DAD? [ WHACK! THUD! .]
Anais: MOM? DAD? HELP ME.
I'M SCARED.
Anais: MOM? DAD? HELP ME.
I'M SCARED.
Dad: DON'T WORRY, BABY.
HELP ME.
I'M SCARED.
Dad: DON'T WORRY, BABY.
[ THUD! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! .]
Dad: DON'T WORRY, BABY.
[ THUD! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! .]
UGH! [ THUD! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! .]
UGH! Anais: [ GASPS .]
DAD! UGH! Anais: [ GASPS .]
DAD! SORRY! Anais: [ GASPS .]
DAD! SORRY! Dad: DON'T WORRY, HONEY! SORRY! Dad: DON'T WORRY, HONEY! DAD'S HERE TO SAVE YOU! Dad: DON'T WORRY, HONEY! DAD'S HERE TO SAVE YOU! Anais: UGH! DAD'S HERE TO SAVE YOU! Anais: UGH! WHY ARE YOU GUYS RUNNIN' FROM Anais: UGH! WHY ARE YOU GUYS RUNNIN' FROM ME? WHY ARE YOU GUYS RUNNIN' FROM ME? I'M A NICE GUY.
LOOK.
ME? I'M A NICE GUY.
LOOK.
Mom: [ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
I'M A NICE GUY.
LOOK.
Mom: [ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
UGH! UGH! UGH! Mom: [ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
UGH! UGH! UGH! GET AWAY FROM MY FAMILY, YOU UGH! UGH! UGH! GET AWAY FROM MY FAMILY, YOU POINTY-HEADED GOBLIN! GET AWAY FROM MY FAMILY, YOU POINTY-HEADED GOBLIN! Gumball: MOM, CHILL OUT! POINTY-HEADED GOBLIN! Gumball: MOM, CHILL OUT! IT'S ONLY US! Gumball: MOM, CHILL OUT! IT'S ONLY US! Dad: AAAAH! IT'S ONLY US! Dad: AAAAH! [ RATTLE! RATTLE! RATTLE! .]
Dad: AAAAH! [ RATTLE! RATTLE! RATTLE! .]
Gumball: DAD, CHILL OUT.
[ RATTLE! RATTLE! RATTLE! .]
Gumball: DAD, CHILL OUT.
IT'S US.
Gumball: DAD, CHILL OUT.
IT'S US.
Dad: THANK HEAVENS IT'S US.
Dad: THANK HEAVENS YOU'RE ALIVE! Dad: THANK HEAVENS YOU'RE ALIVE! Anais: ME TOO! YOU'RE ALIVE! Anais: ME TOO! Dad: AAH! Anais: ME TOO! Dad: AAH! Gumball: DAD, CHILL OUT.
Dad: AAH! Gumball: DAD, CHILL OUT.
IT'S ANAIS.
Gumball: DAD, CHILL OUT.
IT'S ANAIS.
Dad: WAIT.
HOW DID YOU -- IT'S ANAIS.
Dad: WAIT.
HOW DID YOU -- [ Singsong voice .]
OVER HERE! Dad: WAIT.
HOW DID YOU -- [ Singsong voice .]
OVER HERE! Gumball: EVERYBODY STOP [ Singsong voice .]
OVER HERE! Gumball: EVERYBODY STOP CHILLING.
Gumball: EVERYBODY STOP CHILLING.
IT'S HIM.
CHILLING.
IT'S HIM.
[ WHIFFLE! WHIFFLE! WHIFFLE! .]
IT'S HIM.
[ WHIFFLE! WHIFFLE! WHIFFLE! .]
I CAN'T BE HAVIN' DINNER [ WHIFFLE! WHIFFLE! WHIFFLE! .]
I CAN'T BE HAVIN' DINNER WITHOUT YOU! I CAN'T BE HAVIN' DINNER WITHOUT YOU! THAT'D BE JUST PLAIN RUDE.
WITHOUT YOU! THAT'D BE JUST PLAIN RUDE.
Anais: THERE, IN THE THAT'D BE JUST PLAIN RUDE.
Anais: THERE, IN THE DISTANCE -- A HOUSE! Anais: THERE, IN THE DISTANCE -- A HOUSE! Mom: I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
DISTANCE -- A HOUSE! Mom: I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WELL, YOU SURE GOT ME RUNNIN' Mom: I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WELL, YOU SURE GOT ME RUNNIN' THERE.
WELL, YOU SURE GOT ME RUNNIN' THERE.
THAT'S GONNA BE A DINNER WELL THERE.
THAT'S GONNA BE A DINNER WELL DESERVED.
THAT'S GONNA BE A DINNER WELL DESERVED.
[ ALL WHIMPERING .]
DESERVED.
[ ALL WHIMPERING .]
Gumball: PLEASE, I BEG YOU, [ ALL WHIMPERING .]
Gumball: PLEASE, I BEG YOU, LET US GO! Gumball: PLEASE, I BEG YOU, LET US GO! OH, I SEE YOU GUYS FOUND THE LET US GO! OH, I SEE YOU GUYS FOUND THE RESTROOM.
OH, I SEE YOU GUYS FOUND THE RESTROOM.
Darwin: RESTROOM? RESTROOM.
Darwin: RESTROOM? WELL, YOU KNOW -- TO "POWDER Darwin: RESTROOM? WELL, YOU KNOW -- TO "POWDER YOUR NOSE"? WELL, YOU KNOW -- TO "POWDER YOUR NOSE"? Gumball: WHY ARE THERE FIVE YOUR NOSE"? Gumball: WHY ARE THERE FIVE OF THEM? Gumball: WHY ARE THERE FIVE OF THEM? ONE EACH, FOR PRIVACY.
OF THEM? ONE EACH, FOR PRIVACY.
Gumball: SO, YOU MEAN YOU'RE ONE EACH, FOR PRIVACY.
Gumball: SO, YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT GONNA EAT OUR BRAINS? Gumball: SO, YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT GONNA EAT OUR BRAINS? IF I WAS AFTER BRAINS, I NOT GONNA EAT OUR BRAINS? IF I WAS AFTER BRAINS, I WOULDN'T GO CHASIN' YOU FOLKS.
IF I WAS AFTER BRAINS, I WOULDN'T GO CHASIN' YOU FOLKS.
[ CHUCKLES .]
WOULDN'T GO CHASIN' YOU FOLKS.
[ CHUCKLES .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
Gumball: HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
Gumball: HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
Dad: [ LAUGHS .]
Gumball: HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
Dad: [ LAUGHS .]
Mom: THANK YOU FOR YOUR Dad: [ LAUGHS .]
Mom: THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP, SIR.
Mom: THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP, SIR.
Gumball: WE'RE REALLY SORRY HELP, SIR.
Gumball: WE'RE REALLY SORRY FOR THINKING YOU WERE A PSYCHO.
Gumball: WE'RE REALLY SORRY FOR THINKING YOU WERE A PSYCHO.
[ LAUGHS .]
FOR THINKING YOU WERE A PSYCHO.
[ LAUGHS .]
Gumball: YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, [ LAUGHS .]
Gumball: YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF Gumball: YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF WEIRDO MUTANTS.
YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF WEIRDO MUTANTS.
I MEAN, THE STUFFED ANIMALS, THE WEIRDO MUTANTS.
I MEAN, THE STUFFED ANIMALS, THE SCREAMING, THE SAW, YOUR MOM.
I MEAN, THE STUFFED ANIMALS, THE SCREAMING, THE SAW, YOUR MOM.
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT SCREAMING, THE SAW, YOUR MOM.
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY MAMA? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY MAMA? All: NOTHING! BYE! MY MAMA? All: NOTHING! BYE! Mom: SEE? All: NOTHING! BYE! Mom: SEE? I TOLD YOU I MADE IT ALL UP.
Mom: SEE? I TOLD YOU I MADE IT ALL UP.
Darwin: YEAH, WE KNEW THERE'S I TOLD YOU I MADE IT ALL UP.
Darwin: YEAH, WE KNEW THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A HAUNTED Darwin: YEAH, WE KNEW THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A HAUNTED PICKUP TRUCK.
NO SUCH THING AS A HAUNTED PICKUP TRUCK.
Gumball: YEAH, OR A DESERT PICKUP TRUCK.
Gumball: YEAH, OR A DESERT MONSTER.
Gumball: YEAH, OR A DESERT MONSTER.
[ LAUGHTER .]
MONSTER.
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ QUACKS .]