The Atom Ant Show (1965) s01e06 Episode Script
Nobody's Fool
1
(male narrator)Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant.
He's strength, he's might.
He's speed, he's fight.He's Atom Ant.
That tiny ant
and his atomic power
has what it takesand always makes
the vilest villain cower.
He's rough, he's tough
and bad guys yell "Enough"
when he is upand at 'em, Atom Ant.
[music continues]
boing
whoosh
[clanking]
boom
[instrumental music]
What's up, big boss?
Are we gonna swipe a plane?
No, we're meeting someone.
'Ah, there's her plane now.'
- Her plane?
- Correct, chump.
She's our ticket to heisting
the Treasury Building.
Oh, boy,
the T-Building.
(Big Boss)
'There she is,
Anastasia Antnic'
'from Antsylvania.'
(Knuckles)
'Golly, a she-type ant.'
Greetings, bossnic.
I caught the first plane
I could get,
when I got your antnigram.
(Big Boss)
Now, have you got your duty
clear, Annie?
Got you, bossnic.
When you and your partner
raid the Treasury Building,
I keep Atom Ant busy.
Mm-hmm, it'll be cinchnic.
Now let's drop Annie off,
in Antsville.
[laughing]
Mmm, my,
what clean surroundings.
Much like at homenic.
[telephone ringing]
(Annie on phone)
'Hello, Atom.'
She.
Who is this?
Why, Atom..
this is Anastasia Antnic.
We were in school together.
We were? He-he-he.
T-That's funny,
I can't recall any
exchange students in my class.
Oh, you mean
my accent, darling.
I picked that up in my
travels abroad.
He-he. Gee, I would like
to see you again, Annie.
Uh, uh, um-um,
but I am on duty.
But, Atom, just for
a little while.
Hmm?
Va-va-va-vroom.
Atom Ant, up and at 'em.
swoosh
I'll expect you
shortly, then.
Even shortlier.
[giggles]
Uh, come on, Annie
I'll buy you
a sugar cube float
for old times.
Oh, how sweetnic.
(Big Boss)
By now Atom Ant
is caught in Annie's spell.
(Knuckles)
Are you sure, boss?
(Big Boss)
'Just leave things
to me, Knuckles.'
I'm so sure of this plan.
We'll go right in
the front doors.
[glass shatters]
Boy, you sure are sure, boss.
And that's for sure.
[intense music]
Hey, someone has broken
into the Treasury Building.
You don't say.
Well, that's gonna be
just too bad for them.
Calling Atom Ant,
Police Headquarters
calling Atom Ant.
'Someone has broken into'
'the Treasury Building.
We need you.'
'Hurry, Atom.
This is an emergency.'
[instrumental music]
Say, Annie,
uh, would you mind
if I have the music
turned down?
I think I'm getting
a message.
(male #1 on radio)
'Calling Atom Ant.'
'Help, Atom Ant.'
Oh, now, Atom,
forget yourself.
Let's enjoy
our reunion.
Well.. He-he.
Uh, maybe I was just
hearing things.
Of course, darling.
I don't get it,
Atom Ant should've
answered our call by now.
Well, call out the force.
Somebody's got to get over
to the Treasury Building.
I got news for you.
We are the force,
just you and me.
And one broken down
police car.
That's what the city gets
for putting so much
faith in an ant.
An amusement park.
Let's go, Atom.
Well, uh, uh, wait,
I thought sure I heard
a police car siren.
[siren wailing continues]
Come, Knuckles,
I believe we have
sufficient supply of funds
with which to leave
the country.
Yeah, boss,
we're loaded.
Uh, that is I am.
[siren wailing continues]
Well, well, I haven't seen
that police car in years.
'Greetings, officers.'
What you all shook up about?
Out on a case, boys?
Alright, you guys.
Reach, all six of you.
[laughing]
Now, don't tell me you think
you're gonna stop me
in your condition.
Uh, don't make me
laugh boys. Ta-ta.
They're all trying
to escape.
Com-mence fir-ing.
[gunfire]
Come on, Knuckles,
those guys couldn't hit
anything in their shaky shape.
They sure come close though.
[engine revving]
Oh, Atom,
isn't this thrillingnic?
Uh-huh, but, golly, Annie,
it's-it's after 12 midnight.
It is?
Oh, my goodness.
- I'm-I'm on overtimenic.
- Huh?
So long, Atom,
it's been nice.
Girls, gee.
Well, I guess
I better check in
at police headquarters
just in case
they wonder where I've been.
swoosh
Where've you been, Atom?
About a million guys
robbed the
Treasury Building.
The Treasury Building?
Oh, no!
Uh, wait, fellas.
Maybe it's not too late.
- Which way did they go?
- It's too late.
They're probably at
the airport by now
taking off for
points unknown.
The airport, eh?
Why, if I hurry, maybe
Atom Ant
up and at 'em.
[instrumental music]
Come on, Knuckles,
step on it.
- Coming, boss.
- Hey, bossnic.
Wait for me.
Are you kiddin'?
Get lost.
Start her up, Knuckles.
Oh, boy, now which plane?
Oh, Atom Antnic, over here.
Huh.
Well, thanks, Annie.
I see 'em.
screech
- Yeow!
- Yikes!
You boys wanna
plane ride, eh?
Well, I'll give you one.
whoosh
[glass shatters]
Looks like Atom Ant
has done it again.
I had a feeling
we'd land in jail.
So, that's it, Atom.
I'm just no goodnic too.
Arrest me.
Oh, forget it, Annie.
After all,
I kinda fell for you.
Oh, you sweetheartnic.
Mm-hmm.
Ya-hoo!
Did I ever fall?
'Atom Ant'
up and at 'em.
[instrumental music]
[theme music]
(male narrator)Up and at 'em,it's Atom Ant.
He's strength, he's might.
He's speed, he's fight.He's Atom Ant.
That tiny Antand his atomic power
has what it takesand always makes
the vilest villain cower.
He's rough, he's tough
and bad guys yell "Enough"
when he is up and at 'em,Atom Ant.
[instrumental music]
(male narrator)Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant.
He's strength, he's might.
He's speed, he's fight.He's Atom Ant.
That tiny ant
and his atomic power
has what it takesand always makes
the vilest villain cower.
He's rough, he's tough
and bad guys yell "Enough"
when he is upand at 'em, Atom Ant.
[music continues]
boing
whoosh
[clanking]
boom
[instrumental music]
What's up, big boss?
Are we gonna swipe a plane?
No, we're meeting someone.
'Ah, there's her plane now.'
- Her plane?
- Correct, chump.
She's our ticket to heisting
the Treasury Building.
Oh, boy,
the T-Building.
(Big Boss)
'There she is,
Anastasia Antnic'
'from Antsylvania.'
(Knuckles)
'Golly, a she-type ant.'
Greetings, bossnic.
I caught the first plane
I could get,
when I got your antnigram.
(Big Boss)
Now, have you got your duty
clear, Annie?
Got you, bossnic.
When you and your partner
raid the Treasury Building,
I keep Atom Ant busy.
Mm-hmm, it'll be cinchnic.
Now let's drop Annie off,
in Antsville.
[laughing]
Mmm, my,
what clean surroundings.
Much like at homenic.
[telephone ringing]
(Annie on phone)
'Hello, Atom.'
She.
Who is this?
Why, Atom..
this is Anastasia Antnic.
We were in school together.
We were? He-he-he.
T-That's funny,
I can't recall any
exchange students in my class.
Oh, you mean
my accent, darling.
I picked that up in my
travels abroad.
He-he. Gee, I would like
to see you again, Annie.
Uh, uh, um-um,
but I am on duty.
But, Atom, just for
a little while.
Hmm?
Va-va-va-vroom.
Atom Ant, up and at 'em.
swoosh
I'll expect you
shortly, then.
Even shortlier.
[giggles]
Uh, come on, Annie
I'll buy you
a sugar cube float
for old times.
Oh, how sweetnic.
(Big Boss)
By now Atom Ant
is caught in Annie's spell.
(Knuckles)
Are you sure, boss?
(Big Boss)
'Just leave things
to me, Knuckles.'
I'm so sure of this plan.
We'll go right in
the front doors.
[glass shatters]
Boy, you sure are sure, boss.
And that's for sure.
[intense music]
Hey, someone has broken
into the Treasury Building.
You don't say.
Well, that's gonna be
just too bad for them.
Calling Atom Ant,
Police Headquarters
calling Atom Ant.
'Someone has broken into'
'the Treasury Building.
We need you.'
'Hurry, Atom.
This is an emergency.'
[instrumental music]
Say, Annie,
uh, would you mind
if I have the music
turned down?
I think I'm getting
a message.
(male #1 on radio)
'Calling Atom Ant.'
'Help, Atom Ant.'
Oh, now, Atom,
forget yourself.
Let's enjoy
our reunion.
Well.. He-he.
Uh, maybe I was just
hearing things.
Of course, darling.
I don't get it,
Atom Ant should've
answered our call by now.
Well, call out the force.
Somebody's got to get over
to the Treasury Building.
I got news for you.
We are the force,
just you and me.
And one broken down
police car.
That's what the city gets
for putting so much
faith in an ant.
An amusement park.
Let's go, Atom.
Well, uh, uh, wait,
I thought sure I heard
a police car siren.
[siren wailing continues]
Come, Knuckles,
I believe we have
sufficient supply of funds
with which to leave
the country.
Yeah, boss,
we're loaded.
Uh, that is I am.
[siren wailing continues]
Well, well, I haven't seen
that police car in years.
'Greetings, officers.'
What you all shook up about?
Out on a case, boys?
Alright, you guys.
Reach, all six of you.
[laughing]
Now, don't tell me you think
you're gonna stop me
in your condition.
Uh, don't make me
laugh boys. Ta-ta.
They're all trying
to escape.
Com-mence fir-ing.
[gunfire]
Come on, Knuckles,
those guys couldn't hit
anything in their shaky shape.
They sure come close though.
[engine revving]
Oh, Atom,
isn't this thrillingnic?
Uh-huh, but, golly, Annie,
it's-it's after 12 midnight.
It is?
Oh, my goodness.
- I'm-I'm on overtimenic.
- Huh?
So long, Atom,
it's been nice.
Girls, gee.
Well, I guess
I better check in
at police headquarters
just in case
they wonder where I've been.
swoosh
Where've you been, Atom?
About a million guys
robbed the
Treasury Building.
The Treasury Building?
Oh, no!
Uh, wait, fellas.
Maybe it's not too late.
- Which way did they go?
- It's too late.
They're probably at
the airport by now
taking off for
points unknown.
The airport, eh?
Why, if I hurry, maybe
Atom Ant
up and at 'em.
[instrumental music]
Come on, Knuckles,
step on it.
- Coming, boss.
- Hey, bossnic.
Wait for me.
Are you kiddin'?
Get lost.
Start her up, Knuckles.
Oh, boy, now which plane?
Oh, Atom Antnic, over here.
Huh.
Well, thanks, Annie.
I see 'em.
screech
- Yeow!
- Yikes!
You boys wanna
plane ride, eh?
Well, I'll give you one.
whoosh
[glass shatters]
Looks like Atom Ant
has done it again.
I had a feeling
we'd land in jail.
So, that's it, Atom.
I'm just no goodnic too.
Arrest me.
Oh, forget it, Annie.
After all,
I kinda fell for you.
Oh, you sweetheartnic.
Mm-hmm.
Ya-hoo!
Did I ever fall?
'Atom Ant'
up and at 'em.
[instrumental music]
[theme music]
(male narrator)Up and at 'em,it's Atom Ant.
He's strength, he's might.
He's speed, he's fight.He's Atom Ant.
That tiny Antand his atomic power
has what it takesand always makes
the vilest villain cower.
He's rough, he's tough
and bad guys yell "Enough"
when he is up and at 'em,Atom Ant.
[instrumental music]