The Atom Ant Show (1965) s01e19 Episode Script
Nine Strikes You're Out
1
[theme music]
(male narrator)Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant.
He's strength, he's might
he's speed, he's fight.
He's Atom Ant,that tiny ant
and his atomic power.
Has what it takesand always makes
the vilest villain cower.
He's rough, he's tough
and bad guys yell enough.
When he is up and at 'em
Atom Ant.
[music continues]
thud
[whooshing]
clang clang clang
boom
[instrumental music]
[dramatic music]
[Deeds sniggering]
This is the big moment.
Now, hold still, kitty cat.
You're about to
become apart
of my most diabolically
clever invention.
I have discovered the secret
of your nine lives.
[meows]
'Oh, this won't hurt
you a bit.'
'I just throw the switch..'
get into my
duplicating chamber
and presto.
[zapping]
There are nine
J. Dastardly Deeds.
Now, to complete
me diabolical plan
we'll dispose of Atom Ant
once and for all.
Right, fellows?
- Right, boss.
- Right, boss.
[instrumental music]
(Atom Ant)
'995'
996, 997
998, 9991000.
Well, that's enough
for now.
crash
I feel so up
and at 'em good
I could lift a mountain.
[phone ringing]
whoosh
Yeah, Atom Ant here.
Oh, hello,
J. Dastardly Deeds.
And what would
the world's most
diabolically clever
inventor want with me?
You've reformed?
And you'd like me
to drop over for tea?
I shall be right there.
This I have got to see.
whoosh
Eh, tell me, J.D.
just when did you
decide to reform?
It was only this morning
when I realized
the error of my ways.
Open up, J.D.
we know you're in there.
Good grief
what's that all about?
(Deeds)
I don't know.
Oh, yes, you do.
No tricks though,
the house is surrounded.
But, officer, what have I done
to evoke such a forceful display
of civic duty on your part?
Witnesses just saw you
rob the Spiffany jewelry store
of a $100,000 in gems.
- Come along now.
- Impossible, chief.
J.D.'s been here with me
all this while.
[phone ringing]
(Chief)
I'll get it.
Yeah, this is the chief.
What?
J. Dastardly Deeds
was just seen
robbing a bank in Chicago?
And stole the smoked diamond
in Los Angeles?
And hijacked a gold shipment
in Texas?
Wait a minute,
I've heard enough.
There must be a
terrible mistake.
I'm sorry I bothered you,
Mr. Dastardly.
Uh, it won't happen again.
Good day.
It must have been a case
of mistaken identity.
Of course.
Heh-heh, heh-heh, heh-heh.
I'd have to be a cat
with nine lives
to be in all those places.
[meows]
Hm? Hmm.
I wonder if J.D. could be
up to one of his old tricks.
Uh, well, thanks for the tea,
J.D., I must be going, bye.
Drop in anytime, I'll be here.
Heh-heh-heh-heh.
Something tells me I better
keep an eye on this place.
Jumpin' jets.
What's that?
Nice work, fellows.
Bring in the loot.
'Heh-heh-heh.
Very good.'
'Very good.
Aah, excellent.'
How diabolically clever.
Using the secret of
the cats' nine lives
to be in nine different
places at once.
You've all got your
next assignments.
Now, go get me more loot.
- Hold it right there.
- 'It's Atom Ant.'
'Let's get him, fellows.'
[footsteps approaching]
Atom Ant, up and at 'em.
whoosh
bam
'Have you had enough?'
Let's give him the old
locomotive charge.
(all)
Chugg-chugga, chugg-chugga
chugg-chugga
Chugg-chugga, chugg-chugga
chugg-chugga
Chugg-chugga, chugg-chugga
chugg-chugga, chugg-chugga
Chugg-chugga, chugg-chugga
chugg-chugga, chugg-chugga
Chugg-chugga, chugg-chugga
chugg-chugga, chugg-chugga
Whoo! Whoo!
I had better derail
this choo-choo.
whoosh
Whoo! Whoo!
thwack
Now, have you had enough?
Atom Ant,
I'll get you for this.
Let's separate and
surround him, men.
Uh-oh, they're going to
attack from all sides.
Here, catch.
thump
I got it, now, you get it.
Uff.
Gotcha.
That's two down
and seven to go.
bam
You missed me.
bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk
bam
That takes care
of number three.
[gunfire continues]
whoosh
Going down.
Going up.
crash
That's number four.
En garde.
Alley-oop.
One..
two..
three.
You're out.
crash
I'll sweep you up
with this vacuum cleaner.
[puffing]
[whooshing]
boom
That's number six.
[laughing]
Stop this if you can.
kaboom
Anything to oblige.
bonk
crash
That takes care of number seven.
And that takes care
of you, Atom Ant.
That's what you think.
Whoa!
thud
Alrighty.
Number nine,
where are you?
(Deeds)
'Here I am, I give up.'
'You win, Atom Ant.'
[crowd cheering]
Atom Ant, since you put
those nine J. Dastardly Deeds
behind bars
you gave us the
best baseball team
this prison has ever had.
Let's go, team.
But don't forge, warden
being on theright team
is more important than winning.
Up and at 'em,
Atom Ant.
whoosh
(male narrator)Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant.
He's strength, he's might
he's speed, he's fight.
He's Atom Ant,that tiny ant
and his atomic power.
Has what it takesand always makes
the vilest villain cower.
He's rough, he's tough
and bad guys yell enough.
When he is up and at 'em
Atom Ant.
[theme music]
(male narrator)Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant.
He's strength, he's might
he's speed, he's fight.
He's Atom Ant,that tiny ant
and his atomic power.
Has what it takesand always makes
the vilest villain cower.
He's rough, he's tough
and bad guys yell enough.
When he is up and at 'em
Atom Ant.
[music continues]
thud
[whooshing]
clang clang clang
boom
[instrumental music]
[dramatic music]
[Deeds sniggering]
This is the big moment.
Now, hold still, kitty cat.
You're about to
become apart
of my most diabolically
clever invention.
I have discovered the secret
of your nine lives.
[meows]
'Oh, this won't hurt
you a bit.'
'I just throw the switch..'
get into my
duplicating chamber
and presto.
[zapping]
There are nine
J. Dastardly Deeds.
Now, to complete
me diabolical plan
we'll dispose of Atom Ant
once and for all.
Right, fellows?
- Right, boss.
- Right, boss.
[instrumental music]
(Atom Ant)
'995'
996, 997
998, 9991000.
Well, that's enough
for now.
crash
I feel so up
and at 'em good
I could lift a mountain.
[phone ringing]
whoosh
Yeah, Atom Ant here.
Oh, hello,
J. Dastardly Deeds.
And what would
the world's most
diabolically clever
inventor want with me?
You've reformed?
And you'd like me
to drop over for tea?
I shall be right there.
This I have got to see.
whoosh
Eh, tell me, J.D.
just when did you
decide to reform?
It was only this morning
when I realized
the error of my ways.
Open up, J.D.
we know you're in there.
Good grief
what's that all about?
(Deeds)
I don't know.
Oh, yes, you do.
No tricks though,
the house is surrounded.
But, officer, what have I done
to evoke such a forceful display
of civic duty on your part?
Witnesses just saw you
rob the Spiffany jewelry store
of a $100,000 in gems.
- Come along now.
- Impossible, chief.
J.D.'s been here with me
all this while.
[phone ringing]
(Chief)
I'll get it.
Yeah, this is the chief.
What?
J. Dastardly Deeds
was just seen
robbing a bank in Chicago?
And stole the smoked diamond
in Los Angeles?
And hijacked a gold shipment
in Texas?
Wait a minute,
I've heard enough.
There must be a
terrible mistake.
I'm sorry I bothered you,
Mr. Dastardly.
Uh, it won't happen again.
Good day.
It must have been a case
of mistaken identity.
Of course.
Heh-heh, heh-heh, heh-heh.
I'd have to be a cat
with nine lives
to be in all those places.
[meows]
Hm? Hmm.
I wonder if J.D. could be
up to one of his old tricks.
Uh, well, thanks for the tea,
J.D., I must be going, bye.
Drop in anytime, I'll be here.
Heh-heh-heh-heh.
Something tells me I better
keep an eye on this place.
Jumpin' jets.
What's that?
Nice work, fellows.
Bring in the loot.
'Heh-heh-heh.
Very good.'
'Very good.
Aah, excellent.'
How diabolically clever.
Using the secret of
the cats' nine lives
to be in nine different
places at once.
You've all got your
next assignments.
Now, go get me more loot.
- Hold it right there.
- 'It's Atom Ant.'
'Let's get him, fellows.'
[footsteps approaching]
Atom Ant, up and at 'em.
whoosh
bam
'Have you had enough?'
Let's give him the old
locomotive charge.
(all)
Chugg-chugga, chugg-chugga
chugg-chugga
Chugg-chugga, chugg-chugga
chugg-chugga
Chugg-chugga, chugg-chugga
chugg-chugga, chugg-chugga
Chugg-chugga, chugg-chugga
chugg-chugga, chugg-chugga
Chugg-chugga, chugg-chugga
chugg-chugga, chugg-chugga
Whoo! Whoo!
I had better derail
this choo-choo.
whoosh
Whoo! Whoo!
thwack
Now, have you had enough?
Atom Ant,
I'll get you for this.
Let's separate and
surround him, men.
Uh-oh, they're going to
attack from all sides.
Here, catch.
thump
I got it, now, you get it.
Uff.
Gotcha.
That's two down
and seven to go.
bam
You missed me.
bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk
bam
That takes care
of number three.
[gunfire continues]
whoosh
Going down.
Going up.
crash
That's number four.
En garde.
Alley-oop.
One..
two..
three.
You're out.
crash
I'll sweep you up
with this vacuum cleaner.
[puffing]
[whooshing]
boom
That's number six.
[laughing]
Stop this if you can.
kaboom
Anything to oblige.
bonk
crash
That takes care of number seven.
And that takes care
of you, Atom Ant.
That's what you think.
Whoa!
thud
Alrighty.
Number nine,
where are you?
(Deeds)
'Here I am, I give up.'
'You win, Atom Ant.'
[crowd cheering]
Atom Ant, since you put
those nine J. Dastardly Deeds
behind bars
you gave us the
best baseball team
this prison has ever had.
Let's go, team.
But don't forge, warden
being on theright team
is more important than winning.
Up and at 'em,
Atom Ant.
whoosh
(male narrator)Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant.
He's strength, he's might
he's speed, he's fight.
He's Atom Ant,that tiny ant
and his atomic power.
Has what it takesand always makes
the vilest villain cower.
He's rough, he's tough
and bad guys yell enough.
When he is up and at 'em
Atom Ant.