The Atom Ant Show (1965) s01e26 Episode Script
Rock-a-Bye Boo-Boo
1
(male narrator)Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant
His strength. His might.
His speed. His fight.
He's Atom Ant,that tiny ant
and his atomic power
has what it takesand always makes
the vilest villain cower.
He's rough, he's tough
and bad guys yell "Enough!"
When he is up and at 'em,Atom Ant.
[theme music]
thud
booosh
[clanking]
[instrumental music]
(Atom Ant)
'One, two, one, two,
one, two, one, two.'
One, two, one, two,
one, two, one, two.
So much for the right bicep.
thud
Tomorrow, I'll work
on the left bicep.
[signal beeping]
Hold everything.
My ant antennas
are picking up a signal.
'It's from my earthquake
seismograph.'
'Wow, 6000 milliquakes'
'the full-fledged earth turner.'
Hmm. It's somewhere
in the Bavarian Alps.
Let's see if I can
pinpoint the exact location.
[device beeping]
There's the cause,
a giant boulder
hurtling down the mountain.
I've got to save
that village below.
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
swoosh
In milliseconds, not bad.
There's the very egg
'And there's the boulder!'
'I've got to catch it before'
it demolishes that house.
Got it!
That's funny,
it's as light as a feather.
I better activate
my supervisor supervision.
[buzzing]
Well, I'll be BBT'd.
It's a giant egg.
Looks like
a baby prehistoric croc.
It looks like this time
the yolk is on me.
[laughs]
I'll just return it
to its nest.
swoosh
'And next time,
don't roll over in bed.'
squawk squawk
You'll be okay now.
Here comes your mommy.
squawk
She sure seems
upset about something.
squawk squawk
Hold on, lady,
I was only trying to--
squawk squawk squawk
[crashing]
Uh-oh, something seems
to have
really ruffled her feathers.
whoosh
creak
crash
I think
that I shall never see
a thing as painful as a tree.
squawk squawk
- Aah!
- Run, mama, run.
swoosh
The rock has run amock.
This calls for the services of
up and 'em, Atom Ant!
whoosh
Don't look, ma,
it's terrible.
Uh-oh,
I hadn't thought about that.
[rocks rumbling]
Thank heavens to Atom Ant.
Yeah, he saved our lives.
Look, ma, here comes
the giant bird again.
Ach du lieber!
Put down that house
you feather-reigned
home wrecker.
[crashing]
Well, she hit me with everything
but the kitchen sink.
thud
Me and my big mouth.
squawk squawk
Here she comes again.
So you wanna play games, eh?
squawk
chomp chomp
Boulders are just
chicken feed to that bird.
Looks like I'll
have to use other tactics.
[grunting]
But first, a little warm up
to put me in shape.
One, two, one, two,
one, two, one, two.
And now, for the leg muscle.
thud
Oh, my goodness!
We must be having
an earthquake or something.
I was sure the house
was going round and round.
I must be dreaming!
Uh-oh, just what I need.
swoosh
Hey, what's going on there?
What is a little ant
doing on my suspenders?
Sorry, pal, but I must get
into fighting trim.
One, two, one, two,
one, two, one, two.
One.. Oops!
Sorry about that, mister.
Your suspenders
slipped out of my hand!
Suspender slipped?
Little ants
making with the exercise?
This ain't just a dream.
This is a nightmare.
I'm getting out of here!
Help!
Now, to take care
of that fine-feathered fiend.
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
swoosh
Aah!
A bird in the valley
is worth two in the mush!
crunch crunch
Neh, neh, neh,
you never laid a beak on me.
beep
[giggles]
bam bam bam
[rattles]
[squawking]
My mother taught me
to never throw rocks.
But in your case,
I'll make an exception.
This will certainly
be a feather in my cap.
[giggles]
crash
pop
squawk
I have a feeling that rock
won't be bothering anyone again.
Atom Ant, you have saved
our village from destruction.
'How did you manage it?'
Let's just say I hatched
a last minute plan.
[laughing]
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
[instrumental music]
Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant
His strength. His might.
His speed. His fight.
He's Atom Ant,that tiny ant
and his atomic power.
Has what it takesand always makes
the vilest villain cower.
He's rough. He's tough.
And bad guys yell enough.
When he is up and at 'em,Atom Ant.
[theme music]
[clanking]
bang
(male narrator)Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant
His strength. His might.
His speed. His fight.
He's Atom Ant,that tiny ant
and his atomic power
has what it takesand always makes
the vilest villain cower.
He's rough, he's tough
and bad guys yell "Enough!"
When he is up and at 'em,Atom Ant.
[theme music]
thud
booosh
[clanking]
[instrumental music]
(Atom Ant)
'One, two, one, two,
one, two, one, two.'
One, two, one, two,
one, two, one, two.
So much for the right bicep.
thud
Tomorrow, I'll work
on the left bicep.
[signal beeping]
Hold everything.
My ant antennas
are picking up a signal.
'It's from my earthquake
seismograph.'
'Wow, 6000 milliquakes'
'the full-fledged earth turner.'
Hmm. It's somewhere
in the Bavarian Alps.
Let's see if I can
pinpoint the exact location.
[device beeping]
There's the cause,
a giant boulder
hurtling down the mountain.
I've got to save
that village below.
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
swoosh
In milliseconds, not bad.
There's the very egg
'And there's the boulder!'
'I've got to catch it before'
it demolishes that house.
Got it!
That's funny,
it's as light as a feather.
I better activate
my supervisor supervision.
[buzzing]
Well, I'll be BBT'd.
It's a giant egg.
Looks like
a baby prehistoric croc.
It looks like this time
the yolk is on me.
[laughs]
I'll just return it
to its nest.
swoosh
'And next time,
don't roll over in bed.'
squawk squawk
You'll be okay now.
Here comes your mommy.
squawk
She sure seems
upset about something.
squawk squawk
Hold on, lady,
I was only trying to--
squawk squawk squawk
[crashing]
Uh-oh, something seems
to have
really ruffled her feathers.
whoosh
creak
crash
I think
that I shall never see
a thing as painful as a tree.
squawk squawk
- Aah!
- Run, mama, run.
swoosh
The rock has run amock.
This calls for the services of
up and 'em, Atom Ant!
whoosh
Don't look, ma,
it's terrible.
Uh-oh,
I hadn't thought about that.
[rocks rumbling]
Thank heavens to Atom Ant.
Yeah, he saved our lives.
Look, ma, here comes
the giant bird again.
Ach du lieber!
Put down that house
you feather-reigned
home wrecker.
[crashing]
Well, she hit me with everything
but the kitchen sink.
thud
Me and my big mouth.
squawk squawk
Here she comes again.
So you wanna play games, eh?
squawk
chomp chomp
Boulders are just
chicken feed to that bird.
Looks like I'll
have to use other tactics.
[grunting]
But first, a little warm up
to put me in shape.
One, two, one, two,
one, two, one, two.
And now, for the leg muscle.
thud
Oh, my goodness!
We must be having
an earthquake or something.
I was sure the house
was going round and round.
I must be dreaming!
Uh-oh, just what I need.
swoosh
Hey, what's going on there?
What is a little ant
doing on my suspenders?
Sorry, pal, but I must get
into fighting trim.
One, two, one, two,
one, two, one, two.
One.. Oops!
Sorry about that, mister.
Your suspenders
slipped out of my hand!
Suspender slipped?
Little ants
making with the exercise?
This ain't just a dream.
This is a nightmare.
I'm getting out of here!
Help!
Now, to take care
of that fine-feathered fiend.
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
swoosh
Aah!
A bird in the valley
is worth two in the mush!
crunch crunch
Neh, neh, neh,
you never laid a beak on me.
beep
[giggles]
bam bam bam
[rattles]
[squawking]
My mother taught me
to never throw rocks.
But in your case,
I'll make an exception.
This will certainly
be a feather in my cap.
[giggles]
crash
pop
squawk
I have a feeling that rock
won't be bothering anyone again.
Atom Ant, you have saved
our village from destruction.
'How did you manage it?'
Let's just say I hatched
a last minute plan.
[laughing]
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
[instrumental music]
Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant
His strength. His might.
His speed. His fight.
He's Atom Ant,that tiny ant
and his atomic power.
Has what it takesand always makes
the vilest villain cower.
He's rough. He's tough.
And bad guys yell enough.
When he is up and at 'em,Atom Ant.
[theme music]
[clanking]
bang