The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes! (2010) s01e15 Episode Script
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[Wasp.]
I'm just saying it doesn't always have to be work, work, work.
We can take a break.
Get away and relax.
Have some fun.
[Ant-Man.]
Science is fun.
Maybe Tony will go with me.
Tony? Why would you ask Tony? You mean beside from the good looks, money, and super armor.
Carol! I'm so glad you called.
I've missed you.
I missed you to, Jan.
But actually Hank's the one I need to see.
I need his help.
[both.]
Really? Wait, what's the place again? Try to keep up, Jan.
This is a joint military/SHIELD facility working with one of the most advanced space based telescopes ever designed.
And this is Dr.
Philip Lawson, our lead scientist.
I can't begin to tell you how pleased I am to meet you.
Major Danvers has told me a lot about you.
Ooh, he's cute.
Subtle, Jan.
This is what I wanted to show you, Hank.
We're linked to SHIELD's orbital telescope.
It spotted the object a few days ago.
The team here thought it was a comet at first, but it was moving faster than anything they'd ever seen.
We're trying to get a better look at it.
Live feed from the telescope is coming in now.
The data stream is on the monitor to the left, Dr.
Pym.
Mmm, what're you thinking, Carol? I think it's extraterrestrial.
But since I'm not a fan of everyone thinking I'm crazy, I wanted an expert opinion-- Yours.
Whoa, wait.
Aliens? That's just crazy.
[Ant-Man.]
Hmm, the composition includes several unknown elements, but nothing suggests anything biological.
And I'm not seeing any evidence of intelligence.
Never mind.
Hey, it turned.
It looks like it's coming right at-- That seems bad.
That seems worse.
Philip, what's happening? One of the radar towers went offline.
It caused a surge which blew back into our systems.
I'm trying to reroute power.
Went offline? Something blew up.
Whatever disabled the orbital telescope just made Earthfall.
I'd estimate about three and a quarter miles from the observatory.
Well, that's a pretty big coincidence.
So what are we saying here? We're under attack? I'm not saying that.
I am.
Who's up for a little first contact? [Carol.]
You're being horrible to him.
You know that, right? Who? Hank, genius.
You can tell he's upset.
Oh, no.
See you actually have to have emotions before you can get upset.
Jan, you have to know that you got him wrapped around your finger.
Whatever.
From day one it's been strictly business.
Well, strictly science.
Yeah, well, if you keep playing your little jealousy games with him, he's gonna strictly hate you.
Well, that'd be better than not getting noticed at all.
Call me silly, but I'm thinking we're close.
That's kind of disappointing.
And you're sure this isn't aliens? There was no biological component.
And that means no life.
No aliens.
You think we should call in the other Avengers? For what? Hmm.
All right, Hank, talk to me.
There's something here.
Aliens? Let's keep moving.
And it's not aliens.
Down! Where is it? Huh? Hank! All right, I changed my mind.
Call your team in.
Especially Invisible Monster Detector Man.
Okay, we're officially in trouble.
You think? No, wait.
It's Hank.
Invisible Monster Detector Man has the day off.
This is probably your idea of having a good time isn't it? Expect for the shooting, yes.
Guys? What is that? Ow.
I thought you said it wasn't aliens.
I never said it wasn't an alien robot.
No sudden moves.
What? Are you on its side or something? It's an evil robot.
Yeah, I'm gonna shoot it now, if that's okay with you two? No, it may have been acting in self-defense.
It may not even understand what's happening here, so we shouldn't make any threatening moves.
You may want to stop that.
I think it's focusing on your weapon.
I'll give it a better look.
[cries out.]
Jan, stop.
Stop attacking it.
It attacked us first.
Jan! Well, that was embarrassing.
It has to be heading for the observatory.
Carol, drive ahead and evacuate everybody.
We'll buy you some time.
You guys better be alive when I get back.
Buy some time? Let me guess, you're gonna try and talk to it? Well, yes.
But I'm going to be very firm.
Philip, we're evacuating.
You got to clear out.
We got a big problem.
What kind of problem? Oh, never mind.
Carol, get out of here.
Phil, go.
I'll cover you.
Carol! Jan! Hank.
Everyone, stay down.
Lawson? Why are you blue? I am Geheneris Hala'son Mahr Vehl, Pluskommander of the Kree Void Science Navy.
Deactivate all weapons and shut down, this is a direct order.
Order not valid.
Lawson, the power core.
You've got a lot of explaining to do, blue guy.
And to think I said you were cute.
My name is Mahr Vehl, and I'm what you'd call a captain in the science division of the Kree Navy.
I don't like him.
You don't like anyone.
Uh, please, go on.
Uh, the Kree? The Kree are one of the galaxy's most ancient civilizations, one of the superpowers.
We're at war with another one.
The Skrulls.
Both empires are looking for strategic footholds to fight the war as well as resources.
And your solar system is in a strategically desirable location.
And the robot? The Kree send out a sentry drone to defang any natives.
To eliminate long range detection, any space faring capability, and to eliminate all potential threats.
But the robot was destroyed.
No, it wasn't.
Kree sentries can't be stopped.
If the sentry drone sees that a planet's population is going to be a problem, it's designed with the capability to eliminate the problem.
Eliminate? What do you mean? Each sentry is equipped with a Nega Bomb, a device designed to exterminate a troublesome species on any targeted planet.
And given the fight you just put up, I'd say you've got about one hour before you experience the Nega Bomb firsthand.
Hulk, smash him.
Finally.
Okay, everybody.
Just breathe.
Let's all remember that Captain Marvel here saved Carol's life and yours, Jan.
Hey, you know what? I'm also remembering that he's an alien spy, and just told us that his people are going to wipe out our planet.
What is it you want, Marvel? Why are you here? I want to help.
I'm a scientist.
A xenobiologist.
I had heard rumors of genetic anomaly on Earth, and I came to investigate.
I've been studying you for three years now.
Huh.
Studying us? Charming.
Humanity seems different than most civilizations we conquer.
Humans have potential.
She should be allowed to survive.
Don't you mean they? Your tale rings false, Kree.
You claim to be here to study humanity, yet were at the observatory when it was attacked.
You are in league with the machine.
No, I knew the observatory would be a target.
I was trying to cloak the facility.
To keep the Kree from detecting it.
I failed.
But there's still time to save your species.
Please, let me help you.
If he does anything suspicious, smash him.
We need to be careful here.
The Nega Bomb is armed.
You may have been wrong about humanity showing promise.
Do we have a plan? We need to open it up and expose the Nega Bomb core before it co-pletes charging.
That will deactivate it.
Easier said than done I take it.
I enjoy your species' gift for understatement.
This is the part I could do without.
Marvel, go.
How's it going with your new BFF? You're giving me a hard time now? Marvel is trying to save us, Jan.
And he's probably the only one with the knowledge to do it.
Seriously, Hank, you know what? I give up.
I try and try with you.
But it's never good enough.
I just can't be as interesting to as aliens.
What? What are you talking about? Jan! Huh? Hank.
Go.
Bomb is the only thing that matters.
Jan, I-- I love-- So, um, I think I'm sitting on the bomb.
Mahr Vehl? What are-- By Hala.
Yon-Rogg-- Commander, I implore you.
Shut down the Nega Bomb.
Humanity can be an ally to the Kree.
We need not destroy them.
You've gone soft, Mahr-Vell.
As of now, Earth is part of the Kree Empire.
That does not require humanity or you to survive.
Burn, traitor.
Tell me some good news.
I can defuse it in about 10 minutes.
It's going to go off in about five.
I know you're not from around here and all, but that was more like bad news.
We have to evacuate.
The blast radius is the entire planet, Wasp.
Evacuation isn't an option.
Hmm, bet I'll survive.
Your compassion is overwhelming, troll.
This is all your fault.
I know.
Marvel? Marvel! No, I didn't mean-- I would have woken before I hit ground.
I did not need you to catch me.
Of course, you didn't Wimp.
Okay, world saved.
Mission accomplished.
No, the Kree will be back.
And they won't underestimate you Avengers again.
So what now? Now I go to the Supreme Intelligence, our leader.
I make an appeal for Earth's survival.
You should prepare for the storm that's coming.
I am truly sorry, Wasp.
Watch over them.
Mahr Vehl, thank you.
I'm sorry, Hank.
I'm so sorry.
For being so mean.
For the way I treat you.
For everything.
Wow.
Are you sure you're not an alien? I take it we didn't blow up.
Ow.
Ow.
Hey, right before you passed out, you were going to say something really important.
Go ahead.
What? Oh, I, uh-- No, I was just-- It wasn't-- Guys? Why is the ceiling so low? Sub by Adriano_CSI
I'm just saying it doesn't always have to be work, work, work.
We can take a break.
Get away and relax.
Have some fun.
[Ant-Man.]
Science is fun.
Maybe Tony will go with me.
Tony? Why would you ask Tony? You mean beside from the good looks, money, and super armor.
Carol! I'm so glad you called.
I've missed you.
I missed you to, Jan.
But actually Hank's the one I need to see.
I need his help.
[both.]
Really? Wait, what's the place again? Try to keep up, Jan.
This is a joint military/SHIELD facility working with one of the most advanced space based telescopes ever designed.
And this is Dr.
Philip Lawson, our lead scientist.
I can't begin to tell you how pleased I am to meet you.
Major Danvers has told me a lot about you.
Ooh, he's cute.
Subtle, Jan.
This is what I wanted to show you, Hank.
We're linked to SHIELD's orbital telescope.
It spotted the object a few days ago.
The team here thought it was a comet at first, but it was moving faster than anything they'd ever seen.
We're trying to get a better look at it.
Live feed from the telescope is coming in now.
The data stream is on the monitor to the left, Dr.
Pym.
Mmm, what're you thinking, Carol? I think it's extraterrestrial.
But since I'm not a fan of everyone thinking I'm crazy, I wanted an expert opinion-- Yours.
Whoa, wait.
Aliens? That's just crazy.
[Ant-Man.]
Hmm, the composition includes several unknown elements, but nothing suggests anything biological.
And I'm not seeing any evidence of intelligence.
Never mind.
Hey, it turned.
It looks like it's coming right at-- That seems bad.
That seems worse.
Philip, what's happening? One of the radar towers went offline.
It caused a surge which blew back into our systems.
I'm trying to reroute power.
Went offline? Something blew up.
Whatever disabled the orbital telescope just made Earthfall.
I'd estimate about three and a quarter miles from the observatory.
Well, that's a pretty big coincidence.
So what are we saying here? We're under attack? I'm not saying that.
I am.
Who's up for a little first contact? [Carol.]
You're being horrible to him.
You know that, right? Who? Hank, genius.
You can tell he's upset.
Oh, no.
See you actually have to have emotions before you can get upset.
Jan, you have to know that you got him wrapped around your finger.
Whatever.
From day one it's been strictly business.
Well, strictly science.
Yeah, well, if you keep playing your little jealousy games with him, he's gonna strictly hate you.
Well, that'd be better than not getting noticed at all.
Call me silly, but I'm thinking we're close.
That's kind of disappointing.
And you're sure this isn't aliens? There was no biological component.
And that means no life.
No aliens.
You think we should call in the other Avengers? For what? Hmm.
All right, Hank, talk to me.
There's something here.
Aliens? Let's keep moving.
And it's not aliens.
Down! Where is it? Huh? Hank! All right, I changed my mind.
Call your team in.
Especially Invisible Monster Detector Man.
Okay, we're officially in trouble.
You think? No, wait.
It's Hank.
Invisible Monster Detector Man has the day off.
This is probably your idea of having a good time isn't it? Expect for the shooting, yes.
Guys? What is that? Ow.
I thought you said it wasn't aliens.
I never said it wasn't an alien robot.
No sudden moves.
What? Are you on its side or something? It's an evil robot.
Yeah, I'm gonna shoot it now, if that's okay with you two? No, it may have been acting in self-defense.
It may not even understand what's happening here, so we shouldn't make any threatening moves.
You may want to stop that.
I think it's focusing on your weapon.
I'll give it a better look.
[cries out.]
Jan, stop.
Stop attacking it.
It attacked us first.
Jan! Well, that was embarrassing.
It has to be heading for the observatory.
Carol, drive ahead and evacuate everybody.
We'll buy you some time.
You guys better be alive when I get back.
Buy some time? Let me guess, you're gonna try and talk to it? Well, yes.
But I'm going to be very firm.
Philip, we're evacuating.
You got to clear out.
We got a big problem.
What kind of problem? Oh, never mind.
Carol, get out of here.
Phil, go.
I'll cover you.
Carol! Jan! Hank.
Everyone, stay down.
Lawson? Why are you blue? I am Geheneris Hala'son Mahr Vehl, Pluskommander of the Kree Void Science Navy.
Deactivate all weapons and shut down, this is a direct order.
Order not valid.
Lawson, the power core.
You've got a lot of explaining to do, blue guy.
And to think I said you were cute.
My name is Mahr Vehl, and I'm what you'd call a captain in the science division of the Kree Navy.
I don't like him.
You don't like anyone.
Uh, please, go on.
Uh, the Kree? The Kree are one of the galaxy's most ancient civilizations, one of the superpowers.
We're at war with another one.
The Skrulls.
Both empires are looking for strategic footholds to fight the war as well as resources.
And your solar system is in a strategically desirable location.
And the robot? The Kree send out a sentry drone to defang any natives.
To eliminate long range detection, any space faring capability, and to eliminate all potential threats.
But the robot was destroyed.
No, it wasn't.
Kree sentries can't be stopped.
If the sentry drone sees that a planet's population is going to be a problem, it's designed with the capability to eliminate the problem.
Eliminate? What do you mean? Each sentry is equipped with a Nega Bomb, a device designed to exterminate a troublesome species on any targeted planet.
And given the fight you just put up, I'd say you've got about one hour before you experience the Nega Bomb firsthand.
Hulk, smash him.
Finally.
Okay, everybody.
Just breathe.
Let's all remember that Captain Marvel here saved Carol's life and yours, Jan.
Hey, you know what? I'm also remembering that he's an alien spy, and just told us that his people are going to wipe out our planet.
What is it you want, Marvel? Why are you here? I want to help.
I'm a scientist.
A xenobiologist.
I had heard rumors of genetic anomaly on Earth, and I came to investigate.
I've been studying you for three years now.
Huh.
Studying us? Charming.
Humanity seems different than most civilizations we conquer.
Humans have potential.
She should be allowed to survive.
Don't you mean they? Your tale rings false, Kree.
You claim to be here to study humanity, yet were at the observatory when it was attacked.
You are in league with the machine.
No, I knew the observatory would be a target.
I was trying to cloak the facility.
To keep the Kree from detecting it.
I failed.
But there's still time to save your species.
Please, let me help you.
If he does anything suspicious, smash him.
We need to be careful here.
The Nega Bomb is armed.
You may have been wrong about humanity showing promise.
Do we have a plan? We need to open it up and expose the Nega Bomb core before it co-pletes charging.
That will deactivate it.
Easier said than done I take it.
I enjoy your species' gift for understatement.
This is the part I could do without.
Marvel, go.
How's it going with your new BFF? You're giving me a hard time now? Marvel is trying to save us, Jan.
And he's probably the only one with the knowledge to do it.
Seriously, Hank, you know what? I give up.
I try and try with you.
But it's never good enough.
I just can't be as interesting to as aliens.
What? What are you talking about? Jan! Huh? Hank.
Go.
Bomb is the only thing that matters.
Jan, I-- I love-- So, um, I think I'm sitting on the bomb.
Mahr Vehl? What are-- By Hala.
Yon-Rogg-- Commander, I implore you.
Shut down the Nega Bomb.
Humanity can be an ally to the Kree.
We need not destroy them.
You've gone soft, Mahr-Vell.
As of now, Earth is part of the Kree Empire.
That does not require humanity or you to survive.
Burn, traitor.
Tell me some good news.
I can defuse it in about 10 minutes.
It's going to go off in about five.
I know you're not from around here and all, but that was more like bad news.
We have to evacuate.
The blast radius is the entire planet, Wasp.
Evacuation isn't an option.
Hmm, bet I'll survive.
Your compassion is overwhelming, troll.
This is all your fault.
I know.
Marvel? Marvel! No, I didn't mean-- I would have woken before I hit ground.
I did not need you to catch me.
Of course, you didn't Wimp.
Okay, world saved.
Mission accomplished.
No, the Kree will be back.
And they won't underestimate you Avengers again.
So what now? Now I go to the Supreme Intelligence, our leader.
I make an appeal for Earth's survival.
You should prepare for the storm that's coming.
I am truly sorry, Wasp.
Watch over them.
Mahr Vehl, thank you.
I'm sorry, Hank.
I'm so sorry.
For being so mean.
For the way I treat you.
For everything.
Wow.
Are you sure you're not an alien? I take it we didn't blow up.
Ow.
Ow.
Hey, right before you passed out, you were going to say something really important.
Go ahead.
What? Oh, I, uh-- No, I was just-- It wasn't-- Guys? Why is the ceiling so low? Sub by Adriano_CSI