The Client List s02e11 Episode Script

I Miss Back When

Previously on The Client List Divorce is making me a rich woman.
Taking that watch is a bad idea.
What are you doing to her? The usual.
Like we do, usual? What we do is better than usual.
I am not the one who cheated.
Beau? I have enough on my plate, with mom in rehab and Linette's in rehab? One day at a time.
That's how I learned to live my life in recovery, and that's how I plan to win back my family.
The client list holds a lot of power -- blackmail, revenge.
Make sure it's good and hidden.
Someone broke into my house and attacked Lacey.
The baby.
We're gonna try again.
- No.
- But I think he wanted the list.
Do you think it was Carlyle? He treats me like he owns me.
You have no idea what he is capable of.
This has got to be the guy.
This is who we're trying to find.
I just want to tell the police where he is so that they can take him in.
I'm gonna do some digging.
As in Sean Foster, the guy that attacked Lacey.
I'm looking' at him right now.
Excuse me! I really got to get going.
You're not going anywhere, asshole.
Aah! Let me see your hands! The client list is safe, isn't it? Yeah, it's safe.
I've been real careful.
Thank you.
Original Air Date on May 19, 2013 Say, "Go, team.
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Ohh! Ohh.
So give me action something to play for give me checkered flags, green lights ♪ Well, you don't waste any time, do you? If I didn't have a dozen hackers sitting on their asses waiting for me to land the holy grail of accounts, I'd spend all day with you.
Oh, the casino deal? Even bigger.
I'm chasing a government deal.
Pentagon wants me to, uh, create a protection service against Black-Hat hackers.
"Black-Hat"? Bad guys.
And they want me to present a system-wide defense proposal by tomorrow.
I got to be honest with you.
I'm a little, uh Freaked out about it.
Oh, you've got nothing to worry about.
You're the best tech guy in Texas.
I'm sure you'll have them eating out of your hand in no time.
I was the president of the Mathletes Association in high school.
Nobody eats anything out of my hands.
Will you listen to me? It doesn't matter who you were back then.
Now, the guy I see right in front of me -- force to be reckoned with.
Come on.
You're talented and handsome.
Get in there and put your game face on.
Let me see it.
We know the action Okay, or skip the game face.
Uh, you might want to change your shoes.
What do you mean? Flip-flops are to tech guys like, uh, high heels are to -- Prom queens? Yeah, well, take it from a prom queen.
Lose the shoes.
So, get your game on g-get your game on I don't want to go to the reunion.
You know you want to go.
R-Riley! You know you want to go.
Riley.
No, Riley, you were the high-school prom queen.
It is so easy for you to -- Oh, she loves to say that.
Oh, my God.
It was so easy for you to go back.
It's not that easy for me.
I'm sorry.
And especially after everything that's happened.
It's not -- which is why you need to go.
You need a do-over.
If you don't, Taylor is gonna kill you.
Taylor totally caught me in a moment of weakness, roped me into this whole reunion thing.
Okay? She said it'd be good to get involved and take my mind off, you know, whatever.
Damn it, I hate when Taylor is right.
She's right right now.
You're going, and I'm going with you.
Lacey, between that crazy-ass sister-in-law of yours and what happened, I I think Riley is right.
Word up, Georgia.
Okay.
You're both right.
Fine.
Just ever since I left the hospital, I've -- I just feel totally outside my body.
I feel like I'm just walking around in some fog or something.
Hey.
You know who's walking around with you in that fog? I am.
Every step of the way, okay? So, we're gonna go.
It's gonna be good.
Now have one more drink.
Then, we'll go home.
Or two.
Oh.
It's Kyle.
He's watching the kids.
Could be anything.
Hey.
Is everything all right? I was just calling to let you know everything's fine before you called again.
Well, I haven't called that much.
Well, you called six times tonight.
God, really? Yeah.
You called every 20 minutes.
Pterodactyl! Okay, well, they're -- they're not awake, are they? Oh, no.
Seven minutes till bedtime.
I got this.
Okay.
Do they miss me? Oh, yeah.
Desperately.
Now just go have fun with your friend.
I'm gonna get you, daddy! Ohh! You got me! Got ya! Ow! Ohh.
Oh, what's that? No, Daddy.
Those are mommy's fancy shoes.
Wow.
They are pretty fancy.
Yeah.
They sure are.
Huh.
How are the kids? Oh, they're devastated, you know, without me.
They're having tons of fun? Yes.
To ladies' night.
Yes! Ladies' night, which should happen every night with all we do.
Oh, that seems fair.
I'm gonna wear spandex.
She smiled! Yes! Did you finish that after-incident report? Almost.
Just got a couple questions.
Says we found Foster off an anonymous tip from a concerned citizen.
Technically, that's true.
You're putting both our jobs on the line for her.
All right, Foster is a bad guy, and his defense team will try to find any reason for him to walk.
Theoretically, you never even saw the witness.
If this gets heated, it's on me.
Just this once, for you.
But we need to pay your sister-in-law a visit before you turn this in.
I plan on doing that myself.
Just you, huh? Okay, partner.
Do your thing.
Hey, Parks.
I was thinking of wearing our uniform to the reunion this weekend.
Chicks dig the badge.
Good luck with that, Trimble.
I got to work that night.
Lieutenant.
Do you mind if I pick up a shift Saturday night? You want to work Saturday night? You may be the first boot who ever requested that.
Yeah, I, um, I could use the overtime.
Ah.
Yeah, well, that, I've heard before.
Yeah, the shift's all yours.
Thank you.
Are you sure that you have everything you need? I'm fine.
You have enough to worry about with your job and the kids.
I miss you.
Oh, I miss you, too.
Now I'm gonna be late for yoga.
She's gonna be okay, you know.
Who knew that mama would take to yoga so well? Yeah, or acupuncture or reflexology.
All that can't be cheap.
Do you think that I should -- I should go there? For a weekend? Maybe go to a meeting with mama? That place only offers closed N.
A.
meetings.
T-the meetings are for recovering addicts only.
Okay.
Maybe I can help out, though.
I'd be happy to go up there and go to a meeting with her.
Would you? Oh, I know that that would mean so much to her.
But not this Saturday night, 'cause I was kind of hoping that you'd be my date for the reunion.
You want me to be your date to your high-school reunion? Yeah.
I kind of thought you'd want to go.
Last time I saw those people, I was a football star.
What? Now I'm the guy who gets arrested on the 6:00 news.
So, you going with me, then? Yeah, I'll go.
Michelle.
Time for you to take your break.
Oh, but I was -- Go on, now.
Hi.
Can I help you? I am so sorry.
I know I don't have an appointment, but I was hoping to get a last-minute session with Derek Malloy.
Mm-hmm.
I'm sure you are.
Excuse me? Derek, right? Okay.
Let's see.
Ooh.
Yeah, looks like he's all booked up.
No way to squeeze me in with Derek? Sorry.
You see, Derek's already squeezing a lot of women.
There you are.
There he is.
Mm-hmm.
Do we have an appointment today? Well, I was hoping to book one, but this sweet so-and-so said that you were all booked up.
Huh.
I been called a lot of things in my time, but a "sweet so-and-so" isn't one of them.
I have been pretty slammed, but, uh, maybe Saturday night.
Can you fit me in for a double session? I think that could work.
It's Lisa Munsey, and make sure that's a double session.
Really? Mm-hmm.
Hey.
Hey.
Catch you later, handsome.
Baby, I told you to pick me up on the next block.
You were late.
It won't happen again.
I promise.
Mm.
I miss you, baby.
I miss this.
You're smarter than the other girls at Wild Nights.
You think any of them could have pulled off what you did? You were perfect.
Now you just need to get me that list.
Wild Nights already brings in all the money that we need, and that doesn't even include the cash we have coming in from Galveston or Corpus or Baytown.
Nikki, you want to account for something, you get me that list, or you get back on the pole.
Well, if we are gonna go to this reunion, we may as well show up with spectacular hair, and you, my dear, have just that.
Voilà.
The new you.
Lacey Locklin, you are a genius.
No, no, no.
Just years of training.
Well, thank God for that.
Hey, do you remember when you wanted to do the "Rachel" cut, and you ended up looking like Ross? That was not my finest hour.
Though I did discover that I look good in hats.
You do look cute in hats.
Yeah.
Well, that is the friendliest custody battle I've ever seen.
Ohh, no, no, no.
That's just Taylor's fake laugh.
Mm.
Whoo! Hey.
Well, I hope y'all are gossiping about the reunion.
Oh, yeah.
Mm.
Yeah, we're just, you know, pulling photos out of the yearbook to blow up.
No need to worry.
Oh, well, "worry" is my middle name, and as class president, I'm under a lot of pressure.
You can't blame me for wanting everything to be perfect.
'Course not.
And FYI, y'all need to put Beau on the guest list.
Beau? It may be a reunion in a lot of ways.
I think he's coming to win me back.
What makes you think that? Well, he hasn't signed the divorce papers yet, and my girlfriend Abilene who works down at the dealership, she said that Beau bought me a sports car.
A 'stang? Did I just say "'stang"? Mm-hmm.
Didn't you drive a red Mustang in high school? Hell yeah! We were the East Beaumont Mustangs, after all! Whoo-whoo! And that's also where Beau and I first Did the deed.
Mm-hmm.
T.
M.
I.
Yeah, that's T.
M.
I.
Beau can be sentimental from time to time.
Charlotte! Charlotte! Does she really need to tell us that she was class president every time she discusses the reunion? Well, it was a big win for her.
Oh, you were totally robbed, Riley.
Everyone knows that she fixed that ballot.
I was robbed, but let it go.
I'm still mad about it.
I was robbed.
Wait a minute.
What did you draw over Evan here? Oh, that? That's nothing.
That was just a doodle.
Just forget it.
Shut up! You were in love with Evan? I was not in love with him! You "hearted" him.
Okay, you know what? You get one question, and then, we're never, ever, ever talking about this again, so ask it.
Why didn't you tell me? Because he was always in love with you.
And besides, it didn't even matter.
As soon as I saw Dale on that stage, it all went away.
Okay, when you -- Ah-ah! No! But -- Lac-- Psst! That's it.
Now it's my turn to ask the questions.
Does Evan know that you are bringing Kyle to the reunion? He does now.
Don't mean to interrupt.
Here on official police business.
It's kind of time-sensitive.
You got a minute? Sure.
Shut up.
Shut up.
What's so urgent? Everything all right? It will be.
That's why I'm here.
We got to make sure Foster pays for what he did to Lacey.
Yeah, I'll do whatever it takes.
Good.
The D.
A.
may ask you to testify against Foster.
Got to make sure your story matches mine.
Evan, it says that the tip was anonymous.
This is your career.
Okay, you can't lie for me.
It's already done.
Riley, you stole information.
I have to protect you.
If our stories don't match up, they could throw out the case altogether.
Now, Foster might tell the court that you were there.
If it comes to that, you may have to lie on the stand and tell them that you were at home.
Do you think you can pull off lying to protect your family? Yeah.
Yeah, I can do that.
Evan, I c-- I can't possibly thank you enough.
Double session? Thought you were breaking it off with your sugar mama.
Yeah, I tried.
She started crying.
But, uh We talked it all through.
Oldest trick in the book.
They were real tears, Selena.
Mm-hmm.
And I'm sure no one's ever faked an orgasm for you, either.
Wow.
Something you want to tell me? Yep.
You just got yourself a double session with "Loco Lisa.
" She's not crazy.
Okay.
Let's review this.
Um, anything, I don't know, unique happen last time she booked a double? She hurt her arm.
Okay.
Let's, uh, let's fast-forward to the headline.
Oh, and she told me that she left her husband.
For you.
For me.
Okay.
Great.
And the boy becomes a man.
Hey, you got your boots and your watch and -- ooh.
That's a platinum belt buckle.
That's nice.
You get a necklace yet? BOLO tie.
Why? She is a fresh divorcee with a shit-pile of cash and no responsibilities.
Okay, first -- first come the mandatory gifts, which you obviously have, and then they enter this travel phase.
She'll probably say something, like "I just really need to, um, rediscover myself.
" Yeah, well, good for her.
Yeah.
Except a woman like that isn't gonna want to carry her own bag, so she's gonna ask you to go away with her.
You don't know that.
Oh, she's a Stepford wife gone rogue.
She probably already booked two first-class tickets to Cougar Island.
Even if you're right, which you're not, I'll just tell Lisa that Ican't swim.
Mm-hmm.
Sure.
Yeah, you can do that.
Then she'll just start crying and, uh Well, we both know what that means.
Don't forget your floaties.
Hi! Hey.
Oh, my God.
Does that mean that you got the job? You are looking at the new president of Digital Security.
That is amazing! See? I told you that you are a force to be reckoned with.
Oh, my God.
Those aren't real -- diamonds -- for a real prom queen.
"Go, team.
" "Go, team.
" What is that? Oh, hey! Hey.
Hi! I'm gonna take off.
You need anything else? No.
Just, uh, maybe 12 more hours in the day.
Oh! You know what? Actually, there is something that you can help me with.
What? I'd be happy to.
Uh, profit and loss statements from last month.
The accountant needs them by the end of the week.
Really? Thank you.
No, thank you.
I'll get right on it.
Okay.
Hi.
Oh, hey, Georgia.
Come on in.
I want to talk to you about something.
All right.
There is your check.
Oh.
Thank you.
All right.
So, uh The D.
A.
wants me to testify against Foster.
This is the guy that attacked Lacey, okay? It's something I have to do.
Well, if you're asking me to make this go away, I took a big enough risk getting you Foster's address.
I can't go anywhere near him.
There's nothing to worry about.
You think about it.
They're gonna ask you a lot of questions.
Look into your past.
And you know a lot of people who want to stay hidden.
Yes, and as far as the outside world is concerned, I run a legit spa.
Unless you bring the outside world in.
Honey, people are just gonna start digging.
Oh, Riley.
I have survived in this business all these years because I have stayed under the radar.
You are taking far too many risks.
Mnh-mnh, no.
I will not allow this.
Yeah, I didn't ask for your permission, Georgia.
Now, I have all my bases covered, and the list is safe.
That is what I promised you.
This is something I have to do.
So, I hope you're gonna have my back.
Okay.
Does this make me look like a professional businesswoman? Mm, less businesswoman, more "pretty woman.
" Okay.
Work-clothes pile.
Word.
Is that Taylor again? My God, she is killing me with this hospitality planning.
I'm putting this woman on silent.
Why is this so hard? You know, it's just a reunion.
Do you remember how easy it was to make decisions in high school? We were so fearless.
You mean too stupid to know any better? Yeah, well, I just wish life could go back to being simple.
Yeah.
Most people try to run from their past, but you're trying to run from your present.
Okay, you know what I do for a living.
Do you think maybe I deserve an escape? Is it too early for wine? Never.
Remember when Kyle was away at U.
T.
and he missed prom because he couldn't get out of football practice? Everybody thought there was drama.
Especially when I had to show up with Evan.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Did you want to take Evan to prom? Okay.
That is -- uh-huh, 'cause you love him? Oh, saved by the bell! You are lucky.
You are so lucky.
I'm gonna see who's at the door.
Wow.
"Wow" good or "wow" bad? "Wow"Yeah.
That's how you wore your hair in high school.
Hey, Kyle.
Listen, I wish I could stay, but, uh, you know, queen Taylor has summoned me.
Here.
I'm just here to pick up my suit.
Oh, yeah, of course.
I had it cleaned.
Well, thank you.
You're welcome.
So, I was thinking about leaving the motel about 7:00 and meet you there.
Is that cool? Perfect.
Yeah.
So? I mean, I know that you just came from the N.
A.
meeting, right, with mama? How was it? Anonymous.
Okay.
Well, I know that part.
I get the whole anonymous thing, and I want to be respectful.
I just -- yeah, I -- can you tell me how she's doing? She's good.
Look, you have to understand that, in order for the program to work, it has to remain anonymous.
Yeah, and you have to understand how hard it is for me to just stay here in the dark.
Would you just trust me on this, please? Linette needs our help.
Yes, and I'm trying to help her, but how can I help her if you won't tell me how she's doing.
No.
No, it's not "won't.
" It's "can't.
" Well, from where I'm standing, it looks like "won't.
" How quickly it unfolds How far we fall Does it ever just work out all right? ♪ Let you believe Let you believe Buried inside Hey, Linette.
What's going on? Are you all right? I'm good.
Are you gonna be okay? Forget who I am I can come right over.
Oh, my God! Hi! Hi, welcome to the reunion.
I mean, this is the third time I've gotten his voicemail.
Kyle's still not picking up? Well, don't worry.
He's gonna show.
Really? He is.
I'm sure he just got held up.
Well, look at that! The class president and her prom queen waiting on their men at a school function.
My, how times have changed.
Lacey, I just want to thank you for being the most wonderful assistant ever.
Did she seriously just call me her assistant? Yep.
Nothing like throwing yourself into the community when sorrow hits.
You know what, Taylor? I think you both have done a great job.
Well, and I think you've done a wonderful job with your "peek-a-boob" look.
In 30 minutes, we'll announce the reunion king and queen.
I am so excited! I might be able to avenge my defeat! Only if you rigged it, like you did for the senior-class president! You know what, Lacey? Why don't you just get on over that? Some people never get over high school.
Mm-hmm.
Bill?! Excuse me.
I cannot stand her.
Evening, ladies.
How may I protect and serve? Uh, I thought you were off-duty tonight? A good police officer is never off-duty.
Should you find yourself wanting to take a ride in my cruiser, - just say the word.
- Taylor? Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Kelly Nicole? I barely recognized you! Doesn't she look amazing? Oh, my God.
They are gonna shatter the trophy case.
Let's go to the bar and get a drink.
Oh, my God! I think I just -- I need a minute.
It's good to see you.
How is it possible that I am jealous of Kelly Nicole? Okay, you know what we're not gonna do? We're not gonna let a little school gossip get us all upset and ruin the night.
Besides, senior year, she made out with the shop teacher.
She did not.
Yep, in the janitor's closet.
He was so hot.
He was smoking.
Yeah, but even Kelly Nicole gets to be a mom.
Lacey, I know this is hard.
You know, every time that somebody asks me how I'm doing, I don't know if I should cry or laugh or punch them in the teeth.
You just have to keep trying.
Yeah.
I heard the heartbeat, you know? When we went for the ultrasound.
And for I knew what it felt like to be a mom.
Oh, God, I was probably better off just not knowing.
What can I do? Nothing.
I just need a minute.
Just go back out there.
Thanks for coming, Kyle.
I hope I didn't interrupt anything when I called.
No, not at all.
What's going on? I just can handle this rehab treadmill.
I'm just not strong enough.
Linette, I have been exactly where you are right now.
I just want to snap my fingers and get my old life back.
But do you? That life where you lied to your family and medicated yourself? That can't happen, Linette.
You got to let that go.
You know what, Kyle? I'm so proud of the man you've become.
You're gonna be all right.
Thank you.
I love the way you move I love the way you move I love the way, I love the way ♪ I love the way you move Hey! Hey! Where's my wife? Oh, she's with Riley.
They went into the powder room to redo their faces.
Ah.
Okay.
Hey, look who finally showed up.
I love the way, I love the way ♪ And he brought a friend.
Hear, hear.
I mean, uh, you know what? That is nothing.
That is nothing at all right there.
I bet -- I bet she works under him.
I mean, she gets paid to -- he probably pays her money.
That's Heather.
Heather? Okay.
All hot girls got to be named Heather? That -- not that she's hot 'cause she's not.
She's absolutely hideous.
She's our finance manager.
Well, this is a business trip, then.
That's all this is.
He is a mentor to her, and she is his impressionable, young mentee.
You want a cocktail? Sure.
Cocktails, please.
Make hers a double.
Okay.
Lace, I know that you don't want to talk, but there's something I want to show you.
Okay.
You see those two buttons? Well, the two girls on those buttons have been through hell and back.
And I'm gonna save those buttons so I can show them to your kids -- beautiful, wonderful, smart kids.
And the two girls on those buttons -- well, they're gonna get through it all together.
Well, I can't go back out there because everyone will know that I've been crying.
Okay.
Well, I guess I'm just gonna have to go out there and count all the guys that Kelly Nicole slept with all by myself.
You're not doing that without me.
Come here.
Now, what was our motto in high school? Forget the bitches.
Let's dance.
Good.
Come here.
Okay.
Oh, you still look so pretty.
Come on.
Yeah.
Get it? Nice one.
Awesome.
Thanks, man.
Thanks, Dale.
Oh, hey! There's my dance partner.
Come on.
Hey.
Oh.
Hey, what's the matter now? Is it really that obvious? Dale, I want to dance with you, but I can't go back in there.
Well, you know what? Who needs a gym? Right here, right now.
Come on.
Riley, come on! Dale Locklin's man enough for two women.
Come on.
There it is! All right.
Oh, you feel it? Can I cut in? Uh No.
I know that I'm late, okay, but I'm here now.
No, Kyle.
And this thing's almost over.
It's not over, and I've owed you a dance since prom.
Yeah.
Oh, damn it, Kyle! My best friend deserves better.
Lace, lace, this is between the two of them.
You know what? Pick a side, Dale.
"Pick a side"? I-I'm on the side of everyone getting along.
That ship has sailed, Dale! And you? I'm tired of being disappointed.
I need a man that I can count on.
Whoa.
This is not what you think.
You know what I think? I think that your too afraid to go in there and face your past.
Actually Riley, I'm not scared of my past.
That's not why I'm late.
Can you just leave? Just hear him out.
You're working my last nerve.
Look, I hate that I even have to tell you this, but it's Linette.
Wait a minute.
What's wrong with mama? She called me.
She's having a really tough night.
She called you? Yes.
I have the same disease.
Why couldn't you have texted me? Well, I didn't text you for the same reason that I shouldn't be telling you this right now, all right? I'd either be violating her trust or just lying to you.
I mean, mama used to come to me for everything.
Now it's like I'm not even a part of her life.
Whoa, are you kidding me? You are her greatest motivation to get clean.
Okay, you have to trust the program.
All right? And you have to trust me.
I'm sorry.
Look, you're doing everything right, but I'm gonna get Linette through this and bring her home to you.
I promise.
Well, looky there.
If it isn't "most likely to become a felon.
" How's it feel to live up to your potential, Parks? How does it feel to be the same obnoxious prick that you were in high school? Ooh-hoo-hoo! Run along.
Uh, officer shot down.
Needs assistance.
So, about that dance.
Thank you.
AndI'm sorry.
No more airplanes, no more long goodbyes ♪ What was that that you said? I said "sorry.
" Oh.
That's -- that's good.
'Cause I'm staying right by your side ♪ Nice bag.
Thank you.
Lisa get that for you? Matter of fact, she did.
Don't forget your toothbrush.
You know, I tried to think of a reason to tell Lisa no, but she's hot, rich, not afraid of her own feelings.
So, where's the bad there, huh? What, no smart-ass remark? Oh, Selena, hey.
You okay? You know, Lisa's not the only one that has feelings.
I just don't wear mine on my sleeve.
Selena, please don't cry.
Hey.
I only said that stuff 'cause I didn't think you wanted to be fun buddies anymore.
Oldest trick in the book, Derek.
You are easier than me in high school.
Okay.
I'm definitely going on that trip now.
Okay, fine.
I hope you find yourself.
And I hope Lisa finds what she's looking for, too.
'Cause I'm staying right by your side ♪ All right, everybody.
It's time to crown the reunion king and queen.
Come on.
Riley, you should get back in there.
Get ready to get all crowned up.
Uh, that's okay.
I think I'd rather stay out here.
And I give you Totally getting it.
Beau and Taylor Berkhalter.
And the fix is in again.
Lacey, let it -- Let it go.
Come on up.
Come on up.
Come on up.
Come on.
Whoo! Yeah! Ohh.
Your king has returned! Ooh.
Yes! At least I had the decency to come stag.
Well, in the future, I give you my permission to bring any old date you want.
Oh, really? Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I suppose that red Mustang is for Beau's new ho? How do you know about that car? Hey.
I'm listening, but there's no sound ♪ Isn't anyone trying to find me? ♪ Won't somebody come take me home? ♪ It's a damn cold night geez.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
Watch yourself! Boy, that can't be good.
Okay.
Yeah.
Won't you take me by the hand ♪ Hey.
Taylor.
You know what, Riley? I don't need little miss prom queen right now.
Okay, well, look, can you just calm down? And we'll talk about this inside.
Beau always told me to work on my swing.
Now, Taylor, stop! He thought I didn't know! He thought I didn't know about Cynthia and Angela and Marcy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait a minute.
Are you saying that Beau fooled around with Marcy gates? Yeah.
He thought I didn't know.
Ew.
But I knew, beau! I knew! No, no, no, no! Taylor! Okay? Not the headlights.
That's not right.
That's not how we do it.
If you want to do it, do it right, right? So, here.
Will you hold my clutch? Yeah.
Great.
Ready? Yeah.
This is how we do it.
Riley! Oh, my God.
That did not just happen.
Drop your golf club! You two are under arrest! I'm so sorry.
Oh, my God.
I am so glad you were able to fit me in.
It was really important I see you.
Oh, anything for my favorite client.
Am I, Derek? Am I? You know you are.
So, any big plans for the weekend? Actually, I wanted to talk to you about something.
There's something I want to talk to you about, too.
Me first.
Okay.
What's up? Texas will always be my home Mm-hmm.
but I need to get away for a while.
Yeah.
I really need to Rediscover myself.
Right, well, we could all use a vacation.
It's less of a vacation and, uh, more of a lifestyle change.
A long weekend can feel like a big change, too.
Okay, I've been rehearsing this over and over in my head, and now I just have to say it.
Okay? Okay.
Derek, ever since the very first time that I laid eyes on you, I knew you would change my life.
You brought out a passion in me that I never knew existed.
It's probably just the endorphins, you know? You're more than endorphins to me, Derek.
You're special.
No.
No, you're more than special.
You are one of the most beautiful people that I've ever met.
Oh, Lisa, no.
Shh! Don't speak.
I've fallen in love, Derek.
Love? With someone else.
Someone else? I know.
It's gonna be so hard -- for both of us.
ButHe and I, we've decided to sail around the world together.
I see.
Wow.
This is -- this is all very confusing.
I know.
And I am so sorry, but It's just the way things have to be.
Mm-hmm.
But, please take this as a token of my everlasting appreciation for opening me up to the possibility of love.
Wow.
That's, um That's too much, Lisa.
Think of it as your final tip.
Now, what was it you wanted to say to me? It's not important now.
ThenOne for the road? WellTaylor, you threw one hell of a party.
Oh, you think so? Mm-hmm.
I especially loved the part where we, uh went Tiger Woods' wife on Beau's car.
It must be nice having it all figured out, honey.
Uh, seriously? Have you seen me sitting next to you in this jail? Well, there is that.
But honestly, since high school, you got everything you wanted -- Kyle, Cheer captain, class presiDent.
Taylor Berkhalter.
Lacey was right.
You rigged the ballot.
Oh, please! I spent years trying to live up to you.
Ohh.
I had to win something in my life.
For Pete's sake.
Seriously? Oh, my.
The tables have turned.
I talked to Beau.
He's not pressing charges.
Oh, thank God for small favors.
So, you two are free to go.
Taylor, you gonna be okay? Oh, honey, I take a licking, but I keep on ticking.
Oh, I like that.
Well, well, well.
Look at the jailbirds.
My, my.
What do we have here? Oh, well, you're just loving this, aren't you? Oh, no.
That -- that'd be petty.
Uh-huh.
Dale, what the hell are you carrying? Oh! I -- I'm carrying you.
I didn't want you to miss all the fun.
You remember prom.
Good times.
Things sure have changed.
Oh, yeah, well, I got to get down with the two hottest chicks in our class tonight.
That is true.
So, uh, that didn't happen in high school.
I don't remember anyone getting arrested, either.
Guess you're rubbing off on her.
Dude, really? We going back to high school with this? I'm just saying she looks a lot happier then.
Okay, both of you, can I talk to you, please? What is the matter with you? Okay, if I've learned anything at this reunion tonight, it is that the triangle relationship does not work.
Evan, I'm sorry.
I made a mistake.
Look, uh, you're dating someone new, and Kyle and I are trying to work on our marriage.
You guys are brothers.
You're the uncle to my kids.
He's the father of my kids.
You guys have to go somewhere and just try to Make this all work, okay? Am I making myself clear? Crystal.
Yeah.
Great.
Good.
Hey, guys.
It's way past curfew, and we are gonna get grounded.
And we wonder why you didn't have any dates in high school.
Let's go.
I'll see you, man.
Prom king? Really? I was just filling in for my brother.
Your arms must get really tired from carrying that torch.
Kids are sound asleep.
Babysitter's gone.
Kids are down.
So, I guess I should be going back to my motel now? I guess so.
Okay.
Before I go, I have something that I want to give you.
What is this about? Come here.
Turn around.
You know, back in the day This meant that we were going steady.
Kyle Parks, we barely know each other.
I'm sorry that I missed prom.
It's okay.
We got a do-over tonight.
That's what I want.
Another prom? No.
A do-over.
I want to come home.