The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants (2018) s02e08 Episode Script

The Problematic Pandemonium of the Punishing Plungerina

1 This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flat top.
Harold is the one on the right with the T-shirt and the bad haircut.
Remember that now.
And then Plungerina says, "How 'bout a slice of plungecake?" Humph.
You're right.
It's garbage.
I drew bigger plungers.
Better? Humph.
Yeah, not big enough.
"Looks like your pipes are clogged! With crime!" Gah! Terrible! Come on, George! How about just one giant plunger? No?! Agh! What am I doing? I'm a hack! - Agh! - Ugh! Just quit! Stupid! - Aw-ww! - Agh! - Stupid - No! - Hopeless! - No! - Lame! - No! Yes.
- Yeah.
Finally.
- Approval! So George and Harold make comic books - We're cool! - Me, too! But they had a mean old principal Who told them what to - Blah, blah, blah, blah - So they got a hypno-ring And first, they made him dance Then, accidentally, kinda on purpose Turned him into Captain Underpants Tra-la-la! With a snap, he's the Captain Not the brightest man And don't forget, when he gets wet - You're back where you began - Blah, blah, blah Put it all together What could possibly go wrong? Now this is the end Of the Captain Underpants song - By George Beard and Harold Hutchins - Tra-la-la! By George Beard and Harold Hutchins and Erica Wang.
So once there was a big ball game at the big ball game stadium.
When fans went to the bathroom, all the toilets were clogged! And the fans were like, "We gotta go! It's an emergency!" And a deep voice said, "Too bad! Mua-ha-ha-ha!" Which is bad 'cause only evil things put a "mua" in front of their "ha-ha-ha.
" And a hulky, muscly clog came out of the pipes and was like, "I'm Cloggernaut and nothing can stop me from clogging stuff!" Then he went on a clogging spree the peanut guy, the overpriced souvenir stand where they sell those expensive foam fingers.
I mean, they're just foam! Luckily, Captain Underpants was in the booth calling the big game even though no one asked him to.
And he was all like, "Touchdown!" "Bogey!" "Goal!" 'Cause he didn't know anything about the big game.
Then he saw Cloggernaut and was all like, "You're ruining the big game!" But he couldn't make Cloggernaut move, like a shadow but different.
Then Cloggernaut opened a can of whoop-clog and KO'd him! The fans were all, "Hey, hurry up! We still gotta go to the bathroom over here!" But a relief hero took the mound, 'cause baseball metaphor.
She had plunger claws and was all "I'm Plungerina! And you're going down the drain.
" 'Cause that's her catchphrase.
And she plunged Cloggernaut whoompa-whoompa and more plunger noises until he was small as a baseball.
Then Plungerina pitched Cloggernaut and Captain Underpants, who woke up with smelling salts and has like, a .
227 batting average, which is good not great, swung a bat like "Crazy Knees" Nelson, and crack, knocked Cloggernaut outta the park! Double dribble! Captain Underpants rounded the bases and was all, "Hey, Plungerina, wanna be on my undie team?" Plungerina shrugged and said, "I suppose.
" 'Cause she's a cool customer.
So Captain Underpants poured a jug of sports drink on her to celebrate.
Splarsh! Even though no one likes that.
So she plungewhacked him.
Whompa-swack! Then everyone went to the bathroom! Okay, the end.
You're right.
Plungerina is an awesome hero.
I know.
She might even be better than Captain Underpants.
Wha-aa? Are you joking? Captain Underpants is the man! In underwear! I don't know.
Maybe it's time for some new blood.
I mean, you saw what Plungerina did to Cloggernaut.
Only 'cause Captain Underpants teed it up for her.
All I'm saying is if Cloggernaut was real, Captain Underpants would need Plungerina to bail him out.
You believe that? She just threw hero shade at Captain Underpants! - You know what that means - We gotta do something really stupid like create a giant clog monster so Captain Underpants can save the day - and prove he's better than Plungerina? - Ding, ding, ding! - Make sure to add some glue.
- Got it! - And now for the secret ingredient.
- Splash-O-Ham? Love ham, but no time to chew? Splash-O-Ham.
It's ham you spray.
I'm so glad we decided to clog all the toilets in school.
If that doesn't create a real-life Cloggernaut, nothing will.
Then Captain Underpants will save the day and prove he's all the hero we need.
And now, we wait for someone to flush.
So good.
Let's go get Krupp.
Ah, the Princi-pals Convention.
Such a joy to be away from the school amongst my principal peers discussing principal business like princi-pals.
Principal Melvinborg checking in.
Principal Krupp checking in, too.
He's a vice-principal.
No, no.
This entrance is for principals.
The entrance for vice-principals is over there.
With the rest of the garbage.
Hmm.
It appears this toilet is clogged.
I'll just flush it.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
You know, this will be the first time we're right and Erica's wrong.
Yep, we're making history.
Good morning, you empty tuna cans! - Principal Melvinborg looks different.
- Yeah.
New glasses? No! This is Melvinborgborg.
He's filling in while Krupp and future me are at the Princi-pals Convention.
He's half robot, half robot.
So robot.
Wait.
Krupp is gone? Oh, I'm sorry, did I interrupt your brain-cation? Yes! I literally just said that! We're done here.
No Krupp means no Captain Underpants.
- This is a disaster! - Relax, buddy.
Who knows if our plan to make Cloggernaut even worked? I am Cloggernaut! Mua-ha-ha-ha! I put a "mua" before my "ha-ha-ha" 'cause I'm evil! And now that I'm super-strong, I will randomly show up to destroy things! Mua-ha-ha-ha! We need another hero to save us! - You got one, bub.
- Wha? I'm Plungerina.
And you're going down.
Down the drain.
- Whoa! It's Plungerina, for real! - And she's using my catchphrase! Hyah! Suction reduction! Well, that's the last time I go to the bathroom.
Let's keep those toilets clear.
And safe.
- Plunge you later.
- Whoa! Real Plungerina is awesome.
And the perfect substitute hero.
Yeah.
Erica was right.
Again! Wait, you think maybe Erica's Plungerina? That's the obvious choice.
But I'm here, so it can't be me.
Right.
Plus Plungerina was way taller and had a different voice.
- Time to put on our snoopin' shoes.
- That will help.
If she's teeing off 'cause those are golf shoes.
Harold, if Erica isn't Plungerina, then maybe one of our teachers is.
Oh, for the last time I'm not Plungerina.
But maybe talk to Dr.
Mentor.
She goes to the bathroom a lot.
I have a nervous stomach.
Too much, if you ask me.
I told you, nervous stomach! You should talk to Miss Anthrope.
Superhero? Uh-oh.
That doesn't sound like me at all.
But you know who it sounds like? So, you're not an awesome plunger vigilante who fights for justice from the shadows, Miss Hurd? Well, I'm a man.
And I was Cloggernaut, so Well, we've talked to all the other grown-up ladies.
Which means you're Plungerina! We know it's you! Spill the beans! We asked for that.
Kids.
Can't live with 'em, can't put 'em in a dungeon yet.
Principal humor.
Nothing's better.
Oh, it appears my plate needs bussing.
- Where's my vice-principal? - You're sitting on me.
Ah, yes.
Say, are you ready to be in the VP Jamboree for the amusement of your superiors? - Oh.
Do I have to? - Yes! And if you win, I get a trip to America's favorite water park.
Tickle Tom's Trickle Town! - What do I get? - Meat fat.
Actually, that's yours, either way.
Hmm.
This toilet's still clogged.
Oh, not again.
Rar-rr! I am Cloggernaut! Let's get random.
We keep going round and round on this Plungerina thing.
It's like we're on a merry-go-round.
- 'Cause we're on a merry-go-round.
- And it's not helping.
Now, what else do we know about Plungerina? - She has plungers? - Good.
- Then we follow the plungers.
- Agreed.
Also I need to get off this merry-go-round before I get sick.
Oh, too late.
Ulp! - "Take the Plunger.
" - "After you buy it.
" Piqua's top plunger store.
If Plungerina's gonna be anywhere, she's gonna be in here.
- "Fat Pug Luau.
" - So good.
Fat Pug Luau - She show up yet? - No.
Wait, what are you? Air duct.
They're on sale.
Whoa.
Is that Miss Anthrope? It's weird seeing her outside of school.
Super weird.
Like seeing a giraffe and a snake be friends.
They're best friends Even though they shouldn't be Against all odds, they live in harmony Giraffe and Snake! Buddy, she's buying three plungers! That's it, she's Plungerina.
You're right! There's no other reason to buy three plungers.
- Should we tail her to be sure? - Good idea.
But we'll need better disguises.
Wait, why does Plungerina need toilet paper? Easy.
To fight clogs, you gotta know clogs.
Toilet paper clogs toilets.
And the only way to fix a clogged toilet is with a plunger.
- And who has more plungers than anyone? - A plumber? - No.
Plungerina! - That logic is foolproof.
Just like these disguises.
Got it.
She's at a pet store because Pet stores sell animals.
A snake is an animal.
A pipe snake is a tool plumbers use to fix clogs.
To fix a clog monster you'd probably need a real snake to do the job right.
Who fights clog monsters? Plungerina.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Of course.
Avocados because Avocados are green which is the color of summer.
And in the summer, you eat watermelon.
- And watermelon has a lot of seeds.
- And seeds grow into flowers.
And bees get pollen from flowers to make honey.
And where do you put honey? On a biscuit.
But eating too many biscuits will plug you up good.
And plugs are like clogs.
And toilets get clogged.
- And how do you fix a clogged toilet? - Plungers.
Which proves Miss Anthrope is Plungerina! Quick! She's leaving! We gotta catch her before she disappears into the night.
But George and Harold were about to run into an old friend.
Actually, he was more like a new enemy.
Rar-rr! I am Cloggernaut! And I said I would show up randomly! That was way too close.
We gotta tell Plungerina that Cloggernaut's back.
Plungerina! Cloggernaut's back! - Get your costume and stop him! - What? I told you, I'm not Plungerina.
- Then what's with the plunger? - It's for my bathtub.
It's clogged.
Oh, yeah? What about these avocados? These are for the guacamole Mr.
Krupp needs to stay alive.
Works for me! But try explaining this toilet paper! It's toilet paper.
But what about the snakes you bought at the pet store? I didn't buy any snakes.
I bought cat food.
For my cats.
- You mean this cat food? - Yes.
- For these cats? - Oh, no.
- Whoa! - Miss Anthrope! - That all makes sense.
- More sense than what we said.
She's definitely not Plungerina.
Ugh! Ulp! It was even worse than it looked because the strange goulash of toilet paper, avocados, cat food, cats, and scented bath products transformed Miss Anthrope into I am the baroness of blockage! The sovereign of sewage! I command the power of obstruction! I am Clogneta! Clogneta! - Another clog monster? - That's two in one episode, man.
Silence! I will clog this town! Then the world! Then no one will be able to take away my power! Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha! Notice I put a "mua" before my "ha-ha-ha-ha"? That's 'cause I'm evil! You're finished, Clogneta! Yeah, as long as you hold still and don't fight back.
I'd rather clog the world, starting with you! Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha! - What's that thumping? - Don't ask me.
I'm in here with you.
Plungerina! What is it with you guys and clogs today? I'm the only chance you've got to stop Clogneta.
- What about Cloggernaut? - Him, too.
But first, we need another toilet.
Hi, Miss Anthrope's neighbor.
I'm Plungerina.
We need your toilet.
Two sinks? This is a nice bathroom.
Sure hope we don't mess it up.
Wait outside, guys.
This could get hairy.
'Cause clogs usually have hair.
You sure you can stop those evil clogs alone? I handled one clog.
Pretty sure I can handle two.
Gotcha.
Who dares unclog Clogneta? Clogneta! Plungerina.
- And your pipes are about to be cleaned! - Great line.
Not sure Cap can handle two clogs, but maybe she can.
Yeah, she's got this.
Your puny plungers are no match for my monumental muck! Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha! Still putting the "mua" there, 'cause evil.
Now, with no one in my way, you will witness the true power of the clog as I clog this town to its knees! Guys, hide behind the sink so you don't get sucked in! I control all things clog.
I am Clogneta! Cream of mushroom! Clogneta just flushed Plungerina! - She doesn't got this, at all! - Nope, I was way off! And now we need a substitute-substitute hero.
Let's find Krupp now! Sorry about your bathroom, Miss Anthrope's neighbor! You're a joke! You used to be something.
A principal.
Now you're wearing a bunny suit and about to be humiliated in front of your former peers.
A joke! A joke, a joke, a joke! - Look at you! - I know! What do I do? I don't know.
I'm a dummy.
You're losing it, man! Sorry, gotta take this.
- Why are you dressed like a rabbit? - I'm not! It's a filter thingy.
And how did you get this number? - Are you alone? Yes.
So who's the little guy? Uh, nobody! That's who! We don't have time for this.
Eh? Tra-la Hey! How'd you get into my phone? - Captain Underpants! We need you here! - In the phone? You think I'll fit? Ugh! Ugh! No! Piqua.
Oh, great, I'll check the bus schedule! You can fly! Even better! Krupp! What's taking you so long? - Krupp? - Mr.
Krupp, you're on! Oh, no.
The show must go on.
Now where did Clogneta go? Let's see.
She said she wanted to clog the town.
"Clog" rhymes with "frog.
" And frogs hop.
So do kangaroos.
Kangaroos live in Australia.
Australia used to be a penal colony And I drank a jar of mustard last night.
Guys, guys! She flushed herself, remember? She's in the sewer.
Wait, if Erica and Miss Anthrope aren't Plungerina, who is? I don't know, but I bet we find out soon 'cause the show's almost over.
Hey, there's a sewer door! Soon I'll reach Grand Sewer Station, the central hub for Piqua's sewage.
Once I clog it, all toilets will grind to a halt.
- My toilet tyranny will be absolute - Wrong! I'm going to flush your to-toilet-tarian regime! You made the one mistake no clog can make, Clogneta.
You forgot to deplunger me.
Now you're going down.
Down the drain.
That's my catchphrase.
Suction destruction! I am Cloggernaut! Showing up randomly to destroy things! Mua-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha! As I said, I control all things clog including Cloggernaut.
This is way over my head.
I need help.
So much help.
Hey, that's my catchphrase! Here's another one Wedgie Wallop! Ugh! We got you some backup! Thanks! Now it's cloggerin' time! That's a great catchphrase.
I'm stealing it, right after I clogger you! Hey, these make funny noises! There's nothing funny about my clogs! We'll see.
I know a thing or two about clogs.
I eat a lot of cheese.
Let's pull these plugs.
The Incredibly Graphic Violence Chapter Presented in Sewer-O-Rama.
Because why watch a sewer fight when you can watch a sewer race? Don't answer that.
First to the center of the sewer wins.
Looks like Captain Underpants has started.
Now Plungerina, Clogneta, and Cloggernaut are on their way.
And Captain Underpants is stuck in a corner.
He could easily turn around, but he's not.
And he seems to have found a pipe snake.
There's no way he can catch up now no, wait, Captain Underpants is using the pipe snake to break through the pipes.
It's gonna be a close finish and explosion for some reason.
I think this pipe snake is actually a real snake.
- Ow! Ow! And he's bitey! Ow! - Whoa! Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha! A thousand pipe snakes wouldn't be enough to stop us from becoming a super clog! Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha! Wait, "super clog"? Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha! I am now the greatest clog of all.
I am Clogneta! Clogneta! Don't worry, I'll handle this.
If Giuseppe says it's okay.
Ouch! He says it's cool! Ugh! Ow! Ugh! Man, this clog's too strong for just one hero.
Life lesson in three, two So we need to work together.
- Like we did on the comic.
- Wait, you read our comic? No, I helped make it.
Because I am Erica! Erica-aa! What? What? - Wha-aat? - Let's save the "whoas" for later.
Right now, we gotta take this super clog down.
- Down the drain.
- Together.
- But how do you get so tall? - Plunger stilts.
Oh! - We got two plungers left.
- And one snake.
Ouch! And three snakebites.
Harold, you distract Clogneta - while we take the plunge to her! - Got it! Tra-la-la Hey! Clogneta! Oof! Ow! Whoa! We need more pressure to punch through this clog! Hold on.
Pressure makes you sweat.
Sweat is mostly water, and water is in toilets.
And when you flush a toilet, the water goes to the sewer.
So Captain Underpants, you gotta flush every toilet in Piqua.
Oh! Sounds fun! - Tra-la-la - This is a mistake.
Ow! - Whoa, I am flushed out! - Look! It's working! Sure.
There's just one problem.
We're gonna drown! They didn't drown.
You were right again, Erica.
Guess Captain Underpants does need help sometimes.
Eh this is way more dangerous than I thought it'd be.
Think I'm gonna hang up my plungers and leave the heroing to real superheroes.
What do you mean? You guys made a great team! Oh! That just gave me an amazing idea! Captain Underpants, Sergeant Boxers, Colonel Urinal, Fartquake, The Flusher, and Plungerina are the Toiletastics! Justice is a dish best served wet! "Toiletastics"? Hmm Yes.
That's it.
No more bathroom for me.
Wait, I gotta go to the bathroom! Did you have fun at the convention? Well, I woke up in the sewer with no pants, so, yeah.
Toiletastics! Ooh, ah-hh!