The Hills (2006) s01e05 Episode Script

Jason's Birthday

A lot had happened since I moved to L.
A.
Jason had come back into my life.
Seeing as we live in L.
A.
Now, just start fresh.
I was happy about that, but not everyone was.
I will kill him if he does it again.
Heidi would have to get over it, because Jason and Jordan had already become friends.
Meanwhile, Audrina had hooked up with Brian, but she was still keeping her options open.
And I was working on getting everyone together for Jason's birthday.
- Golf clubs is a good gift, right? - I think so.
'Cause I really, like, can't think of anything else to get him.
- What's, like, even a good brand? - I have absolutely no idea.
Nike? Callaway has to be good, 'cause it's, like, everywhere.
It just sounds kind of golf, like, "Callaway.
" Oh, my gosh, there's so many of these.
- Why are they so much money? - I don't know.
- These ones are pretty.
- Those ones are really pretty.
What are we even doing for his birthday? We're doing dinner at Blowfish.
Are you gonna give it to him that night? 'Cause you should give it to him so he can use it, right? No, no, no, that's the thing.
Like, I don't want to give it to him at night.
So I have to figure out a way somehow to just hide them in the trunk, like, covered with stuff.
- Why don't you get Jordan to do that? - We'll figure out something.
I just wanted to get them so he can play with them.
Do you get a bag with it, or do you have to buy a bag also? - I don't know.
- Oh, maybe we should get help.
Geplaatst door: Wendelina1987 Jeans can be really addicting.
There's, like, always new ones, and you feel like you have to have them.
I can't do it.
Did they call you to work tomorrow or the next day? No.
They called me for Wednesday and Friday.
Wednesday is Jason's birthday.
Really? Do you have to plan something? - Hi.
- Hi.
- Hey.
- This is Gloria.
She's the fashion director at Teen Vogue.
- This is Lauren.
This is Whitney.
- Nice to meet you.
We have a big shoot on Wednesday, and what's your schedule this week? Wednesday, I just have a class at noon.
So Whitney won't be able to go to the shoot on Wednesday.
So, Lauren, you're going to be the assistant.
There's gonna be a lot going on, so you're kind of gonna be - Everything.
- The organiser there that whole day.
- So you're really gonna be - On Wednesday? It's Wednesday.
We're counting on you to really kind of let it run smoothly.
- Okay.
- All right.
- Thanks.
- Thanks, you guys.
Thanks.
Bye.
That's his birthday.
- Oh, no.
- That sucks.
We, like, already had plans for the day and everything.
Remember that guy I told you about? - Danny? The really cute one? - Yeah, we're gonna go out tonight.
I think this one is a good one.
He seems really nice.
He, like, looks like he has a good body.
- Like, he's built strong.
- Well, if he's a model, you hope so, right? That's the perk of dating a model.
I wonder if he likes to be called Dan or Danny.
- Or Daniel or Dan the man.
- Dan the man.
Is anything happening with Brian? - We never, like - You hooked up, but you didn't, like We just hung out.
We never, like, took it to the next level.
- You never took it to the next level.
- I don't know.
Are you gonna take it to the next level with Dan? - I don't know.
It depends.
- Hopefully not in the same night.
- I don't know anything about him.
- Hello! I have to make sure this guy is good enough for you.
If it's a really bad date, we'll have a signal or something.
- Yeah.
- And then you'll call me.
Yeah, I usually always have the little - I always did that before, always.
- Me, too.
- I think it's gonna be good.
- I hope it's good.
- You deserve a really good guy.
- I know.
I'm living my single life vicariously through you.
We'll see how long this guy lasts.
- Hi.
- What up? What are you doing? - How was work? - Was all right.
- I missed you.
- I missed you, too.
Remember I told you they asked me if I could work, like, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday? Lisa Love came in and she said that Whitney has school all day, and that, like, you know, "You're the only person.
" They don't have an assistant that day.
- So I have to go in and do this shoot.
- So you have to work on my birthday.
Whatever.
- I'm sorry.
- Don't worry about it.
I wanted to spend your birthday with you.
Yeah.
- Call me after.
- Okay.
I think he's here.
- Tell me everything.
- I'll call you later, okay? - Okay, bye.
- Bye.
- Hi.
- Hello, baby.
How are you? - It's fancy seeing you again.
- It's good seeing you.
- How you doing? - Good.
It's nice.
It was nice all day.
Did you go outside? - On my lunch break.
- Oh, that's right.
I apologise.
You work.
- So why did you move here? - Modelling and acting.
- I mean, just to give it a shot.
- Yeah.
- So what beach did you go to? - Today? I live at the beach.
Wait, did I say I was going to the beach? I must have lied.
That's amazing.
Well, here's to an interesting night.
I had a friend from high school.
She just got brand-new, fake - Which I think is great.
- Yeah.
And, of course, she gets too drunk, and gets encouraged to show everybody her brand-new boobs.
I'm gonna check my machine if you don't mind.
No, go ahead.
- You got a lot of messages? - Yeah, my agent.
Thank you.
Oh, that looks wonderful.
So when was your last relationship? - Relationship? - Well, I don't know.
I haven't had a long-term relationship probably ever.
Pick it up.
- Sorry.
- It's okay.
It's the right thing to do.
Hi.
- Are you sitting with him? - Yeah.
Okay, so, I'll say something.
If he's really cute and sweet, then tell me that the food is great, okay? Okay.
How's the food? It's a little greasy, but Okay, well, call me after and definitely meet up with us.
Okay.
Bye.
Yeah, so is anyone meeting us here? - Brian doesn't know? - No! Nobody say anything.
That's what I told you guys.
This is gonna be awkward.
- Brian! - Hey, what's up? - Yo.
- How's everybody doing? Thanks for saving me bread.
But, look, we did save you oil and vinegar.
- Hi.
- Hello, there.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Are you alone? - I'm alone.
You want to scoot in? - So, tell us.
- It was good.
It went good.
Are you gonna see him again? - I don't know.
- Is he a good guy? He feels like a genuine guy, but I don't know him that well.
- It's the first date.
- So what is the basic info about him? Moved here five months ago.
He wants to be a model or an actor.
- He's never been in a relationship.
- He's gay.
Shut up.
I want to hear more.
I want to hear more.
Oh, God, please, enough already.
Let's make a toast.
Here's to Jason's birthday.
It sucks I have to work.
Hi, how are you? When you're done with that, I think all of the sneakers are in there.
The sneakers? Lauren, if you want to do them by categories, like sneakers, ballet flats, and then pumps, that would be great.
Should we have Lauren steam that a bit? - You can have it back.
- Here you go.
Did you go buy golf clubs? I did, I stopped by and I was like, "I know nothing about golf.
" I said, "What are the best ones you have?" And he showed me, and I got the ones down from that, because they were way too much money.
So you're gonna give them to him tonight? No.
Actually, he's golfing right now, and they're waiting for him there with, like, a bow.
Happy birthday! - You're gonna see him tonight? - Yeah.
We'll be at dinner.
- Just the two of you? - No.
There's a big group of us.
- That's nice.
- Yeah.
Yo, Jason.
Jason, where's my gloves? It's back here.
What? Is this from you? No! Yeah, it's from me.
It's from Lauren.
She got Oh, my God.
Hey, she couldn't have got it at a better time, huh? - I cannot believe she bought these.
- Big Berthas.
Call her, dude.
- Those are Callaways, you know? - You better call her right now.
Unbelievable.
- Hello? - Hey, baby.
Hey.
Thank you very much for the golf clubs.
What were you thinking? That's what you wanted, right? Yeah, but what are you thinking getting me these? Do you like them? - Yes.
- Then I did good.
- I really like these a lot.
- You're welcome.
All right, I'll pick you up for dinner later.
- Okay, I love you.
Bye.
- Okay.
Bye.
All right, let's go already.
Brian, would you like to carry my golf clubs? Lauren, we need everyone to sign a release form just saying that we can use their photo in the magazine.
- You can just put your name - Yeah, cool.
and signature.
- You get one, too.
- Okay.
How long did they say you'd be here till? - I have no idea.
- They didn't say? They have told us absolutely nothing.
It's my boyfriend's birthday today, and I'm missing it, and I'm so sad.
They didn't give me a hard out, so I'm like - Oh, well.
- Are you guys doing anything today? He went golfing with his friends, but we're all doing dinner tonight.
Oh, they told me that, like, the shoot is only gonna go till 3:00 or 4:00, - but I don't know production-wise.
- But I have to pack up.
Exactly.
I don't know how, like - I'll stay and help you.
- No, no, no.
Man! At least I hit it! - Here, you're first, Brian.
- I'm first? Brian, you make it in the hole, we'll each give you 20 bucks.
All of these trunks, I don't want to have to bring them back to the office or my hotel room.
Okay.
Do you think it's gonna be till 6:00? Or do I have to be here when they pick it up? - Yes.
- Okay.
Thanks.
Okay, 6:00.
Lauren? Listen, we're gonna go do this last shot at the beach.
- Do you want to come? - Do you need me there? I mean, we're pretty set, but if you just want to take it in and see what's going on I mean, if you need me to do something there, I'll go.
Otherwise, I have, like, something I need to be at.
I thought you might want to take it in, but you don't have to be there if you don't care.
- Sorry, it's my boyfriend's birthday party.
- Okay.
Please, no traffic.
Please, no traffic.
Sucks.
- Hi, honey.
I missed you.
- I missed you.
Yeah, I can tell.
You look very excited to see me.
What? I was very excited.
I sent you messages all day, - every break I got.
- Okay.
If you could have anything for your birthday, what would you pick? - Probably you.
- You already got that.
What else would you want? If you could have anything.
- I don't know.
We'll see.
- Okay.
Where're you going? After dinner, where you going? If you want to go out, I'll go out with you.
I mean, I won't be much fun, but I don't mind going out.
Hi! - Hey.
- Happy birthday! Lauren, you look very pretty.
- Happy birthday, Jason.
- All right, well, no worries.
Pass this down.
Can I get everybody's attention really quickly? Doesn't really work good with a wooden stick.
I've been in L.
A.
For, like, five or six months now, and I feel good that I'm at a party here, new friends.
Basically the point of this is happy birthday, Jason.
- Everybody at this table is here for you.
- Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Cheers! Hey, I want to say thank you for all you guys coming.
Thank you for having us.
You're the best in the world.
Yeah, tilt the glass when you pour it.
Then it won't be foamy.
I used to work at Hooters.
- Did you really? - Yeah.
You were a Hooters girl? - Audrina worked at Hooters? - What? Hottest Hooters girl ever.
- It's okay.
- Shut up.
I'll be right back.
Where did he go? - Happens.
- That is a really mean thing to say.
Hey, I found a place, if you want to come live with us.
Be trouble, but - I'll be right back.
- Go sit with your girlfriend.
Yeah, I'm gonna get yelled at.
I'll be right back.
I'm trying to be friendly, you know, baby? I'll be back.
- Are you okay? - No.
Hey, long time, no see, brother.
Thank you, bro.
I appreciate it.
- I get that.
- You get that? - You ready to go out, baby? - I'm not going out, sweetie.
You're not going out? All right, I'm out of here.
It's your birthday, sweetie.
I'm not gonna fight with you on your birthday, okay? I love you.
Will you tell me why you're mad at me? I rushed home for your birthday.
Put yourself in my situation.