The Hills (2006) s06e02 Episode Script

Rumor Has It

Previously on the hills Spencer warned heidi not to go To colorado.
you are so unbelievably Naive, it's sad.
I mean, that's enough.
I don't want to talk about this Anymore.
and when she got there, it Wasn't the warm welcome she was Hoping for.
are you telling me you don't Think I look good? I mean, how do I go and say That, of course, I thought you Were more beautiful before? the gang invited me to miami.
wait, who's gonna go--you, Me, audrina? kristin.
really? she's our friend.
but with girls, getting along Is easier said than done.
we were supposed to be here Together--girls' weekend, get to Know each other, hang out, Become closer.
when I had a better time than They did, they all got super Jealous.
do we keep waiting? Do we go out? no, we've already been Waiting, like, an hour and a Half.
then someone started talking About me behind my back.
everybody's saying that You're doing drugs.
what's wrong with you? I'm fine.
Don't come here and attack me And start talking on me.
And somehow, all these rumors Were about to follow me home.
hello? hey, it's me.
hey, I'll buzz you in.
audrina? I'm in the kitchen.
hey.
hi.
how are you? I've been good.
After miami, just trying to Catch up on my sleep and get Back into work mode.
I hear ya.
how have you been? um, I don't know.
I'm thinking about maybe having A little party.
oh.
just invite everyone and is it okay if I bring Someone? yeah.
Who do you want to Bring? he's a singer.
He's a musician.
His name's ryan cabrera.
yeah, no, bring him.
Bring him.
That'll be fun.
are you gonna invite lo and Steph? 'cause I know after all that I don't know how much you Know about what's going on, but There's been some rumors about Me and miami and how I was Partying and stuff.
believe me, I've heard.
I just need to ask--do you Know who started them or? I have no idea.
All I know is that lo and steph Thought maybe you're not going Out with us--it may be that.
because I didn't go out with You guys, I'm on drugs? I don't really know you, Kristin.
that's a pretty intense thing Just to assume.
And now everyone in my life is Asking me about it.
Like, my parents have heard About it.
Like, this has become such an Issue for me.
honestly, I don't know who's Done it.
I really don't know if lo or Stephanie have.
it's like anytime there's a Problem, it seems like Stephanie's involved.
I just--I need to talk to them.
I just need to get to the bottom Of it and end this.
staring at the blank page before you open up the dirty window let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find reaching for somethin in the distance so close you can almost taste it * * release your inhibitions * * feel the rain on your skin * * no one else can * * feel it for you * * only you can let it in * * no one else * * no one else can * * speak the words on your lips * * drench yourself * * in words unspoken * * live your life * * with arms wide open * * today is * * where your book begins * * the rest is still unwritten * * yeah * * I can't just let you * * run up on me like that * * all on me like that * * yeah * * I see you aimin' * * at my pedestal * * so I think * * I better let you know * * that I-I-I-I'm so hard * * oh, yeah, yeah, yeah * oh, my god, listen to what Somebody just sent me.
"kristin cavallari headed to Rehab, scary rapid weight loss.
Friend says cavallari needs Help.
" oh, my god, this is so Embarrassing.
"in miami, she was wasted the Entire time, partying all night And well into the morning.
" Oh, my god.
She is so I mean, I told her to her face She was doing drugs in miami.
The thing was, though, that After I said it, she wasn't Like, "no, you're wrong.
No, that's not true.
" What do you think? I mean, does somebody who uses a Lot recreationally have a Problem? absolutely.
It's like you don't want to go To a party without doing it.
You don't want to do anything Without doing it.
She's, like, in denial that she Was even caught.
She thinks someone just sold her Out.
First, you blame your friends.
yeah.
That's sad.
Well, her party should be Interesting.
I mean, I'm excited to go and See heidi, to be honest.
yeah, have you not seen heidi Or spencer? no.
It's been months.
why does spencer ignore you? He's your brother.
* * * whipped cream, chocolate * * lingerie, panty hose * * watch me strike a pose * * champagne in a cup * * light a match, burn it up * thank you, honey.
thank you, dear.
I can't believe I haven't Seen anyone yet--the girls, Kristin, audrina, anyone.
I'm so excited to go to Kristin's party and show them my 3.
0 body.
10.
0.
10.
0.
perfect 10.
it's like they get to meet a Whole new girl.
I'm kind of excited.
I just feel like I'm not used to Being around civilians.
Me either.
realistically, I truly don't Know how I'm gonna be around Stephanie.
well, I think maybe you Should try to make amends or Reach out to stephanie, because I've been going through so much Hard stuff, you know.
If one of us could have that Connection with our family, I think it would be good.
I mean, I haven't talked to Stephanie once since the dui.
She knows why, 'cause that was The final straw.
what are you gonna do if your Sister is there? um, avoid her like a plague.
* you're gettin' * * carried away * * you're gettin' carried away * * sometimes I feel * * like you don't understand me * * that's when I get * * carried away * * you're gettin' * * carried away * * boy, you know * oh, well, hey.
hello, hello, hello.
how are you, babe? I'm good.
How are you? How's work? so great.
What's up? You look upset.
what? I just have a gut feeling That stephanie is the one that Was spreading all those rumors.
stephanie? yeah.
I'm gonna make you a drink.
all right.
you need it.
I know.
Ah! no one else--lo wouldn't say Anything about you.
Lo's too much of a chicken to Say anything about anybody.
no kidding.
Thank you.
it has to be stephanie.
why would she do that? because she's crazy, because She's a pathological liar, and She has nothing better going on In her life.
that stuff, though, is Unforgivable.
That's something that you just Do not say about someone.
that's not a stupid rumor.
Like, you can't joke around with Stuff like that.
no, I mean, if anybody--she Has no room to talk at all.
oh, the girl drives me crazy.
I'll talk to her at my party.
you're inviting her? I want to see her Face-to-face.
you need to kick her ass.
That's how I feel.
* I may not wanna get low * so I post it up kinda like a player do but if you come to the crib then I mit show you girls a thing or two yeah, I think you a superstar with an aáá like that you gotta blow before you make it big there's just one thing that I gotta do * how low can you go? * what are you wearing right Now, frankie? I thought we were just coming Here to shoot around.
You look like you're playing a Tournament.
basketball court, man.
bro, look at you.
Are you kidding me? * go low * >> Oh, count it.
yo, dude, what are we doing Tonight? kristin's having some little Shindig at her pad.
you excited about seeing Audrina? Are you gonna hit it? I mean-- Am I gonna hit it? I'm excited to go to the party.
Now, if audrina's there, then We'll--I'll assess the situation When I see it.
but what if she brings that New boyfriend of hers? who--ryan? ryan cabrera.
he and I have had some issues In the past.
you should be like, "yo, Homes, stay away from my girl.
" I'll let it be known.
It's cool that they're, you Know, together and stuff, 'cause They have a lot in common.
They can borrow each other's Clothes.
true.
They can wear the same Jeans.
yeah.
What about hair gel? that's very possible.
There we go, baby.
Get in there.
dude, I heard some rumors About kristin in miami.
stephanie made up these Stupid rumors, because stephanie Is a crazy person.
I've said it once, and I'll say It again.
Who is stephanie to say anything About kristin, when she's had a Dui and who knows what else? So with her past drug addiction, Maybe she's mirroring herself.
Oh.
Yes! oh, that's the luckiest Bounce in the world! >> is heidi coming? heidi, uh and the twins? these twins? she's, like, transformed into Lady gaga.
damn, if she doesn't look Good, that sucks.
after ten surgeries, you Better look good.
she better look damn good.
Oh.
Look at that--get it back.
Oh, get it back and score on You.
* don't take * no astrophysicist to make your ass throw fits now, sistas, kick it hi.
I love your house.
thank you.
it's so pretty.
how'd you guys meet? you came over to my apartment Way back in the day.
yeah.
and then you, like, wouldn't Stop talking to me and calling Me.
okay, stop talking.
okay.
whoa.
hey.
hi.
oh, my best friend.
what's up, man? How are you, bro? who wants a, uh, bellini? Brody, you want a bellini? why are we all situated Around this little party table? 'cause this is the bar.
what up, dude? dude, how are you doing? good.
How are you? how are you doing? good.
I like this table.
I'm gonna make some bellinis for The boys.
yeah.
yeah! are you excited to show all Your new assets? associates the assets? yes.
>> hi.
hey, guys.
oh, my god.
oh, I love that dress.
heidi.
what's up? I'm doing my, uh, surgery Hugs.
I'm fragile.
here you go.
This is your first crystal for Your house.
spencer, oh, my god.
Thank you.
put it this way--crystals Have calmed me down a lot.
look at your boobs.
I know.
I'm trying to keep them in.
So please let me know if they Come out.
how are you? Are you still, like, hurting at All? yeah.
He, like, cut my back out here.
He cut my sides.
are you done? You're done, right? yeah.
Well, I might want my Boobs bigger, 'cause I want to Be "h"s for "heidi.
" "h"s? yeah.
heidi.
damn.
what is all this? I'm very confused.
I'm vibrationally tuned in, Player.
That's the bottom line.
what's this one on the neck? so this is the key to Atlantis.
you mean the underground City? no, it's just an idea.
It's a vision.
It's a future.
are you good? dealing with a little bit of right now with, Uh, you know what happened? all these rumors going Around.
They're saying I'm gonna go to Rehab and all this stuff.
but who's saying that? I'll tell you who I think it Is later, but-- why would someone do that to You? That's, like--that's dirty.
mm.
oh, my god, finally! but why not? nothing.
your sister's over there.
would people stop referring To her as my sister? We have not seen birth Certificates.
We have not seen evidence.
are you gonna talk to your Brother? I don't know.
I thought it'd be easier to talk To him since heidi's here, But it's actually harder.
It's like going up against two People, when they're, no matter What, on the same team.
hi.
I'm glad you guys came.
we haven't seen you since Miami.
I know.
Are you guys going around Teing people a bunch of stuff That didn't really happen? like what? like that I was crazy Partying and all this stuff.
we didn't see you partying.
You ditched us.
I've just heard that you've Been saying a bunch of stuff About me.
lo, do you have any? no.
seriously, I know that There's a stigma attached to, Like, anyone, like, who's done Drugs before.
what? so I would respect you and Not tell people that you do That.
then why is everyone thinking That I'm, like, out of control And all this stuff? ask the people you were Partying with.
what are you talking about? if you're gonna blame all the Rumors on us right now-- I don't believe you, Stephanie.
* when you stepped * out of line when we get all intertwined I got to end it with you but I couldn't quite do what is left of you? what is left of you? she is looking pretty good.
She looking pretty good? she's looking pretty good.
she's looking good.
hey.
Welcome.
Hey, how are you? surgery hug.
mwah.
why didn't you say hi to Spencer? You didn't say hi to spencer.
thank you.
At least I didn't have to waste One breath, you know? yeah.
hey.
whoa.
What up? what are you making? kristin, the drug addict Alcoholic.
yeah.
oh, carbonation.
I talked to stephanie and lo About miami.
what happened was they got Bitter that you didn't go hang Out with them that night, and You were having more fun without Them, doing your thing.
And so they just went and made Up some stupid story.
steph swears it wasn't them, But who knows? I knowStephanie.
Anything that comes out of that Girl's mouth oh, trust me, I know.
I know.
anything.
What's she gonna say? "oh, you know what? It was me.
" I'm positive it was her.
I can't believe kristin.
I just want to go.
you need to talk to spencer.
It'll be like ripping off a Band-aid.
I'm gonna leave, but I didn't Get to say hi.
How are you guys? good.
How are you? excellent.
How are you? Wah, wah, wah, wah.
What are you crying about, Stephanie? What the are you crying About? That's why you're not in my Life, you crazy bitch, 'cause You come to barbecues and just Start crying.
I was just enjoying myself with My wife, and I get crying Sisters in front of me? she just wanted to say hi.
but that gets--crying away.
What the do I need to do To you? drama, huh? he just Ignored me at the party, mom! * you bury me alive * what just happened? We're over here having a little Conversation, then all of a Sudden, they got people storming Out of here.
I, like, can't even Talk right now.
I know it's your brother, but He's off his rocker.
I don't know what's wrong with Him.
here I'm talking about my Little sister, who's not Relevant to my life! * you bury me alive * too consumed by your own emptiness and lies * another compromise * hooray hooray for hollywood last night was awful.
And your brother I cannot help that my Brother's lost his mind.
Spencer's not nice to anyone.
no love lost, you know what I mean? yeah.
So, kristin texted me.
She wants to meet.
why is she mad in the first Place? None of us did anything wrong.
because she lives in, like, This crazy land where, like, we, Like, spread rumors about her And are talking about her.
there were a million people In miami that weekend.
It was the super bowl.
Just because we were brave Enough to say it to her face, as A friend, doesn't mean that We're talking about her.
I just don't know why she's Pointing the finger at you over Anybody else.
she only hears me.
the thing with kristin, Though, is, like, if you have a Conversation with her, she gets Over it.
You should just talk to her, Put--put it to rest, you know? no, I think you're totally Right.
* let me reintroduce myself * as a man with a cause I've had a lot of time to think and look at who we are and I've got nothing left to say >> you all right, bro? Take a load off.
Have a seat, man.
Talk to me, bro.
I know last night sucked.
You had to deal with a whole Bunch of .
You need to just forget about That for a minute today, 'cause It's really affecting you.
you want to see--you want to Hold something powerful? I--sure.
hold that, right there.
that is a seagull feather From the pacific palisades.
This is bird flu status.
So bald eagle--what did they-- I mean, come on, man, these are Snake-oil salesmen.
oh, my god.
it's your life.
It's you and your wife.
It's you two against the world.
I get it.
I never had females in my Life that were so crazy.
I try to go to a barbecue.
I'm just sitting there.
I got a sister crying in my Face, doing drama.
"he yelled at me!" waterworks.
"he screamed at me! Look how he ignores me!" When she popped out of my mom And they tried to hand her to Me, I went like this--"aah!" I-I'm serious, stop.
you're so chill, you don't See what people are doing.
and you do, and it makes you Miserable all the time.
not all the time.
My life is perfect until Stephanie and holly try to come In and, like, be part of it.
what are you gonna do-- Build the biggest walls you Possibly can and just cordon Yourself off from reality Forever? I'm trying.
That's why I'm trying to keep it In my crystals.
I don't think the crystals Are working, man, 'cause you're Hyperventilating over here.
You're red-faced.
I know they're not working.
That's why there's hundreds on Me right now.
maybe take them all off and Look in the mirror.
You're crazy.
You lost it.
* stand back * I can't stop stumble off the block hey.
Are you gonna--are we eating Or? um, I'm not, but if you're Hungry, go ahead and order Something.
blah.
Okay.
Like, I know, like, this whole Miami thing is, like, being Dragged out, and I don't want it To, like, be an issue anymore.
well, then you should stop Talking about it.
You should stop talking about me And going around and telling People stuff.
we didn't start any of those Rumors.
And I feel like you're Deflecting what you did and Turning it into what we did, and We didn't do anything wrong.
I don't even need an apology.
It's like, just stop talking About me.
why would I apologize to you? uh, for spreading rumors About me and I didn't spread one rumor About you.
stephanie, I don't like Really being around you Typically, because I think that You're so two-faced, and you Love to just run your mouth and Make [.]
up and make Everything this big deal.
what are you talking about? like, even at my house with Your brother, it's like, Storming out, like, crying.
It's like it's always something With you.
don't even bring up my Brother.
Like, that's, like, personal Family stuff.
I could kind of care less.
you have just, like, the Bitchiest attitude.
Like, you can't even have, like, A nice conversation.
because why do we all have to Be best friends? We don't have to be.
we don't need to be best Friends, but why don't you trust Us? What did we even do? why would I trust you, Stephanie? you're just a mean person.
it's all drama and bull[.]
With you.
like, are you drunk right Now? What's wrong with you? [sarcastically.]
yeah, I'm Hammered.
I don't want to be friends with You because of this, because you Have to keep going and going and Going and making-- because I'm not gonna be Fake when I see you.
it's not about that.
If you would just shut up, this Would be done.
kristin, just apologize for What you did.
I don't owe you one.
you're delusional.
[sarcastically.]
okay.
oh, my god.
now here we are so what do you want from me? what do you want from me? so it messed me up need a second to breathe just keep coming around hey what do you want from me? what do you want from me? what do you want from me? what do you want from me?ª what do you want from me? what do you want from me? Sub by Adriano_CSI what about audrina and ryan? what about them? they seem like they're happy.
well, that's cool.
I still don't understand, Like, why he'd be mad at me.
'cause he has a crush on me.
It could be a long date and a Half.
she's not god.
She didn't make heidi.
She's just a vagina.
that's my mom.
holly, this is my house.
If you keep defending her, I'm Gonna ask you to leave.
What I've wanted to do to you, Dear--whoo! I didn't.
you can call me.
I don't even have your Number, and he's always with You.
[door slams.]
He scares me.
[exhales.]

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