The Karate Kid (1989) s01e03 Episode Script

MIYAGI: WHEN QUEST LEAD TO DANIEL- SAN 'S HOME TOWN,
IT BECOME ROLLER COASTER RIDE OF FEARS.
WILL HE TRIUMPH OVER HIS WORST NIGHTMARE?
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
KARATE KID
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I AM SO EXCITED TO BE IN AMERICA.
I'M JUST GLAD TO BE OFF THAT BOAT,
EVEN IF FISHING DID PAY OUR WAY TO NEW YORK HARBOR.
MOVE A LITTLE TO THE LEFT, DANIEL.
YOU'RE BLOCKING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.
HEH HEH! DANIEL -SAN CARRY TORCH FOR MISS LIBERTY.
LOOK! WAREHOUSE 207.
THAT IS THE ONE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE ANTIQUE SHIPMENTS.
OH, DANIEL, I HOPE THE SHRINE IS AMONG THEM.
WHERE YOU GOING, BUSTER? THE WAREHOUSE IS OFF-LIMITS.
EXCUSE, PLEASE. MY MISTAKE.
TAKI: MR. MIYAGI, WE CAN'T GIVE UP THAT EASY. WE'VE GOT TO GET INSIDE.
I NEVER WANT TO SEE ANOTHER FISH AS LONG AS I LIVE!
DANIEL GIVE MIYAGI IDEA.
OH, NO! I HOPE YOU'RE NOT THINKING WHAT I THINK YOU'RE THINKING!
HYAH!
HYAH!
AHH! THIS IS GROSS!
SMILE!
THAT IS NOT A SMILE, DANIEL.
THE FISH ARE SMILING MORE THAN YOU ARE.
NOT FUNNY, TAKI.
MIYAGI THINK SOMETHING FISHY GOING ON.
NO ANTIQUES IN HERE, ONLY ALBACORE.
BUT I KNOW THE SHIPPING COMPANY SAID WAREHOUSE 207.
DANIEL: RIGHT WAREHOUSE, WRONG DAY.
ALL THE ANTIQUES WERE DELIVERED TO THE STORES ON THIS LIST TWO DAYS AGO.
MR. MIYAGI, WE MUST HURRY BEFORE SOMEONE BUYS THE SHRINE.
HEY, SOME OF THESE STORES ARE IN JERSEY, WHERE I USED TO LIVE.
ONLY TIME TO COVER STORES IN NEW YORK BEFORE CLOSE.
GO JERSEY TOMORROW.
WHY NOT TONIGHT? MY OLD FRIEND, PAPA TONY, WILL PUT US UP.
COME ON.
MIYAGI: SHRINE NOT IN NEW YORK. MAYBE HAVE BETTER LUCK IN JERSEY.
YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE GREAT TO SEE THE OLD GANG AGAIN.
MIYAGI: DANIEL -SAN CHANGE MUCH SINCE LEAVE HOME,
MAYBE FRIENDS CHANGE, TOO.
HEY! HOW ON EARTH DID YOU DO THAT?
VERY QUICKLY.
OOF!
LET GO OF MY PURSE! OH!
FORGET HER, COME ON!
BUSY DAY IN BIG CITY.
TAKI: LEAVE HER ALONE, YOU THIEF!
(PEOPLE GRUNTING AND SHOUTING)
(GRUNTS)
BETTER WAYS MAKE LIVING. RETURN PURSE, PLEASE.
YOU'RE LUCKY I'M IN A HURRY, OLD MAN!
DANIEL: SHOW YOUR FACE, THIEF!
(GASPS)
TINA?
GET AWAY FROM ME, MISTER!
OKAY!
UGH!
(GRUNTS)
ARE YOU A COP?
NO. STOPPING PURSE-SNATCHERS JUST HOBBY.
LOOK, DANIEL. I GOT A PICTURE OF THE LADY THIEF.
WHAT'S WRONG, DANIEL?
NOTHING. JUST SOMEONE I THOUGHT I KNEW.
BRICK: IF YOU HADN'T STOPPED TO HELP THAT LADY, WE WOULDN'T HAVE COME UP EMPTY.
NEXT TIME, DON'T DO IT.
NEXT TIME? THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE LAST TIME, BRICK.
BRICK: ANOTHER FEW HUNDRED BUCKS AND MY BIKE WILL BE READY TO RACE.
THEN I'LL MAKE SOME REAL MONEY!
TONY: STUPID TRUCK, I'D BE BETTER OFF WITH A JERSEY COW.
DANIEL: PAPA TONY!
OUCH!
IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GOT HERE, BOY. I GOT A PIZZA TO DELIVER.
DANIEL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK FROM CALIFORNIA?
UH, JUST VISITING WITH MY FRIENDS.
I'M TAKI. THIS IS MR. MIYAGI.
I THOUGHT YOU WAS MY DELIVERY BOY. HE'S LATE AGAIN.
IS IT THE SAME ROUTE I USED TO DO FOR YOU, PAPA TONY?
MR. MIYAGI AND I WILL DO THE DELIVERIES. JUST GIVE US ROOM AND BOARD FOR THE NIGHT.
YOU GOT A DEAL!
THESE ROLLS ARE DELICIOUS, MR. TONY.
WHY ARE YOU KEEPING YOUR RESTAURANT SUCH A SECRET?
I'M SAVING UP TO MAKE IT BIGGER.
I'VE GOT A LITTLE MONEY STASHED IN A SAFE PLACE.
YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR YEARS.
DRIVE CAREFULLY, DANIEL. I'VE GOT HONEYBEES IN THE BACK.
DANIEL: THAT'S THE SECRET TO PAPA TONY'S ROLLS, MR. MIYAGI.
HE MAKES HIS OWN HONEY.
MIYAGI HEAR MUCH IN DANIEL -SAN 'S SILENCE.
MAYBE THINK ABOUT GIRL IN SUBWAY?
GEE, CAN'T A GUY EVEN THINK IN PRIVATE?
OKAY, I WAS THINKING THAT YOU WERE RIGHT, MR. MIYAGI.
THINGS DO CHANGE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE TINA'S A THIEF!
YOU WERE SAYING, DANIEL -SAN?
WELL, I TOOK TINA TO PALISADES PARK, ON OUR FIRST DATE.
WE WERE GETTING ON THE ROLLER COASTER
WHEN THIS BULLY, BRICK, MUSCLED IN ON ME.
DANIEL AFRAID OF BRICK?
AFRAID?
ARE YOU KIDDING? NO WAY!
OH, OH, NO, THE BEES!
AAH!
(GRUNTING)
BE CALM. FOCUS, DANIEL -SAN.
EVERYONE HAS FEARS.
SECRET, NOT LET THEM CONTROL YOU!
AH, AH, AH.
THAT'S ONE WAY TO GET RID OF BEES.
DANIEL, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
YOU'VE BEEN GONE THREE HOURS.
TAKI, DON'T ASK.
DINNER IS SERVED.
TAKI'S IDEA, SUSHI PIZZA.
UH, I'LL PASS.
I'M GOING DOWN TO PALISADES PARK
TO SEE IF THE GUYS STILL HANG OUT THERE ON SATURDAYS.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
TINA: DANIEL, DANIEL.
TINA, YOU'RE HERE.
YOU REMEMBERED, TOO.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU'D BETTER LEAVE BEFORE BRICK GETS HERE.
BRICK?
HEY, WIMP, THAT'S MY GIRL!
BRICK: HEY, WIMP!
STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRL!
STOP IT, BRICK, HE'S NOT WITH ME.
I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF, TINA.
YOU STARTED TAKING KARATE BECAUSE OF ME, DIDN'T YOU?
SO COME ON, LET'S SEE YOU USE IT ON ME.
KARATE'S NOT FOR PICKING FIGHTS.
YOU AIN'T PICKING A FIGHT, SHORT STUFF. THIS FIGHT IS PICKING YOU.
OH, WHAT'S THIS?
ANTIQUE SHOPS.
GIVE THAT BACK, BRICK.
"GIVE THAT BACK, BRICK."
OOH, WHY DON'T YOU COME AND GET IT?
JUST GIVE IT TO ME,
I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE.
HOW MUCH IS IT WORTH TO YOU?
HOW ABOUT THIS MUCH?
UH
GOT IT!
NICE MOVE. TOO BAD THAT'S NOT THE LIST.
SO LONG, SUCKER.
COME ON, TINA.
SOMETHING ON THIS IS WORTH A LOT OF MONEY
FOR DANNY-BOY TO RISK HIS LIFE.
AND I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHAT IT IS.
BRICK: HEY TINA!
HAND ME THAT LIST OF ANTIQUE SHOPS.
I WANT TO TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT IT.
WHY DON'T YOU FORGET IT, BRICK.
THIS LIST DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
MAYBE IT DOES, MAYBE IT DOESN'T.
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA FIND OUT.
ME? WHY SHOULD I?
BECAUSE IF IT'S WORTH SOME CASH, IT COULD BE OUR TICKET OUT OF THIS RAT-HOLE TOWN.
YOU REALLY MEAN THAT, BRICK?
OK, I'LL TRY AND FIND OUT.
(SCREAMS) A SPIDER!
OH, I HATE THIS PLACE.
(MOCKING) OH, WHAT'S THE MATTER, TINA?
SCARED OF A LITTLE, BITTY SPIDER?
(BRICK LAUGHING)
WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG TO GET THIS THING RUNNING, MR. MIYAGI?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT, ANYWAY?
GOT OVER-HEATED.
BLOW HEAD GASKET.
BUT WE'VE GOT TO GET GOING. BRICK HAS THE LIST.
IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
NOW WE'VE GOT TO SEARCH EVERY ANTIQUE SHOP IN NEWARK
TO FIND THE SHRINE.
HAND ME WRENCH.
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE TINA'S STILL WITH THAT JERK.
IF ONLY I HAD STOOD UP TO HIM BACK THEN.
MAYBE DANIEL -SAN LIKE TONY'S TRUCK. NEED TUNE-UP.
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
DANIEL HAS SCREW LOOSE
IF BELIEVE DATING GIRL SOLVE ALL HER PROBLEMS.
START ENGINE.
I DON'T KNOW, MR. MIYAGI.
I CAN'T JUST FORGET ABOUT TINA AND BRICK.
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
DON'T FRET IT. EASE UP ON GAS.
OH, I GET IT. YOU MEAN DON'T GO CHARGING AT FULL SPEED,
OR I MIGHT LOSE FOCUS.
NO. MEAN DON'T FLOOD ENGINE.
EASE UP ON PEDAL.
BUT WHAT YOU SAY GOOD IDEA, TOO.
MAYBE WE OUGHT TO CALL A MECHANIC.
NOT NECESSARY.
EEYO!
(ENGINE STARTING)
LIKE TAUGHT DANIEL -SAN , LAST RESORT, USE FORCE.
MIYAGI GET TAKI.
TINA: I FIGURED YOU'D BE HERE, AT PAPA TONY'S.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
DIDN'T YOU GET YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND GET ENOUGH LAUGHS LAST NIGHT?
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, DANIEL.
LOOK, I BROUGHT A PEACE OFFERING.
IT'S THE LIST!
I TOOK IT OUT OF BRICK'S POCKET WHEN HE WASN'T LOOKING.
OH TINA! YOU'RE INCREDIBLE!
YOU JUST SAVED US A WALK THROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES.
TAKI! MR. MIYAGI!
DANIEL -SAN, YOU COVER SHOPS ON EAST SIDE
MIYAGI AND TAKI COVER WEST.
MEET BACK PAPA TONY'S, 5:00.
YOU GOT IT, MR. MIYAGI.
I'M REALLY GLAD YOU CAME ALONG TO HELP ME FIND THE SHRINE, TINA.
ME, TOO.
WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT ABOUT THIS SHRINE THING YOU'RE LOOKING FOR?
IT'S KIND OF A LONG STORY.
(LAUGHING) YOU GOT CHILI ON YOUR CHIN.
(LAUGHING) SO DO YOU. JUST LIKE ON OUR FIRST DATE.
NOT REALLY.
I'VE CHANGED, YOU'VE CHANGED.
WHAT ABOUT THAT THING ON THE SUBWAY, TINA?
I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS IT WAS A MISTAKE.
YEAH, WELL, SO IS BRICK. HE'S A JERK, TINA!
YOU COULD DO BETTER THAN HIM.
MEANING YOU?
NO. YEAH. MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW.
(LAUGHING) YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED SO MUCH, DANNY LA RUSSO.
THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE SHRINE!
I JUST HOPE IT'S NOT TOO EXPENSIVE.
THAT TOOK MY LAST DIME.
ITS A GOOD THING NO ONE KNOWS HOW VALUABLE THIS THING REALLY IS.
BRICK: NICE WORK, TINA.
YOU LED ME RIGHT TO LITTLE DANNY-BOY'S SECRET GOLD MINE.
HUH?
TINA, YOU WERE IN ON THIS?
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIED TO ME.
DANIEL, I'M SORRY. I HAD TO.
PLEASE UNDERSTAND.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, COWARD?
YOUR BIG DATE GO BAD AGAIN?
DON'T PUSH ME, BRICK.
COME ON, DANNY-BOY, TURN ME INTO CHOP SUEY.
LISTEN, BRICK. YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN TO ME.
HEY, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO LISTEN TO ANYBODY,
ESPECIALLY PIPSQUEAK PUNKS, LIKE YOU.
HYAH!
HERE, TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE.
THAT'S ENOUGH, BRICK.
I'VE GOT THE SHRINE. LEAVE HIM ALONE.
HEY!
HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
SO, THAT'S WHAT DID IT.
THIS THING IS MONEY IN THE BANK.
LET'S GO, I'VE GOT PLANS TO MAKE.
I'VE GOT TO STOP THEM, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
(VAN BACKFIRING)
WHAT?
OH, NO. NOT AGAIN!
I THOUGHT MR. MIYAGI FIXED THIS PIECE OF JUNK!
I'M OUT OF GAS!
IT'S ALMOST 5:00.
MAYBE I CAN MAKE IT BACK TO PAPA TONY'S AND MEET MR. MIYAGI,
HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO.
BRICK: THE POWER MUST COME FROM INSIDE THIS STATUE.
TINA: LET'S GET RID OF IT, BRICK.
I'M SCARED WHAT IT MIGHT DO.
DON'T DO THAT!
AAH!
BRICK, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
WH-WHAT WAS THAT?
I WAS THINKING ABOUT SCARING YOU.
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW YOU'RE AFRAID OF SPIDERS,
AND IT HAPPENED!
THIS IS CRAZY, BRICK.
YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE IT BACK. THAT THING'S DANGEROUS.
NO WAY. NOT BEFORE SOMEONE GIVES ME
A WHOLE LOT OF CASH.
BRICK: I'M TELLING YOU, RIZZO, YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS.
YOU COULDN'T PAY ME WHAT IT'S WORTH.
JUST MEET ME BY THE ROLLER COASTER AT PALISADES PARK IN 20 MINUTES.
STILL THINK I'M CRAZY, TINA?
YEAH, CRAZY CRAZY RICH!
WHERE IS MR. MIYAGI? IT'S 5:00. HE'S LATE.
(RINGING)
PAPA TONY'S PIZZA. TINA?
TINA: DANIEL, I SAW WHAT THE SHRINE CAN DO.
YOU'VE GOT TO STOP BRICK.
HE'S SELLING IT TO A MAN AT THE ROLLER COASTER.
GAS. I NEED GAS FOR THE VAN.
NO MONEY! WAIT!
PAPA TONY SAID HE HAD HIS SAVINGS
STASHED IN A SAFE PLACE.
WHERE WOULD THAT BE? WHERE WOULD THAT BE? WHERE WOULD BE?
BE BE BEES! THAT'S IT!
EVERYONE HAS FEARS. THE SECRET IS
DON'T LET THEM CONTROL YOU.
I DID IT!
THANKS. KEEP THE CHANGE.
(SCREAMS)
WELL, THAT IS THE LAST SHOP ON THE LIST, MR. MIYAGI.
I HOPE DANIEL IS HAVING BETTER LUCK.
IT'S LATE. BETTER CALL DANIEL -SAN.
TAKI, DANIEL -SAN LEAVE MESSAGE WITH PAPA TONY.
MUST GET TO AMUSEMENT PARK. EXPLAIN LATER.
EXCUSE, PLEASE.
KNOW FASTEST WAY TO PALISADES PARK?
YEAH, TAKE A TAXI.
BOY GIVE MIYAGI IDEA.
YAA!
YOU SHOW ME WAY TO PARK.
SURE, IF YOU CAN KEEP UP, OLD MAN.
HUH?
ADMIRE MAN WHO KNOWS SHORTEST ROUTE TO REACH GOAL.
HEY, MAN, THAT WAS AWESOME!
TAKI: THAT WAS NOTHING.
YOU SHOULD SEE HIM CHOP DOWN A TREE WITH HIS BARE HANDS.
FLATTER ME LATER.
GOT TO FIND DANIEL -SAN.
LOOK! THERE'S PAPA TONY'S VAN.
MUST HURRY!
(GASP)
DANIEL: BRICK!
GIVE ME THE SHRINE!
WATCH THIS, RIZZO. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT THIS THING IS REALLY WORTH.
YOU WANT IT, WIMP? COME TAKE IT!
YOU'RE SCARED OF ME, AREN'T YOU, DANNY-BOY?
I'M NOT AFRAID.
JUST GIVE ME BACK THE SHRINE.
BRICK: YEAH. YOU'RE AFRAID OF ME!
I KNOW HOW THIS THING WORKS. IT'S JUST LIKE THE SPIDER!
TINA: BRICK, NO!
HA HA HA!
MEET YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!
THREE OF ME!
THAT THING IS WORTH MILLIONS.
MIYAGI: DON'T RESIST FEARS, DANIEL -SAN,
OR THEY WILL GROW. FACE THEM.
YA HYAH!
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTING)
(DINGS)
COME ON, RIZZO I WANT MY MONEY NOW! GIVE IT HERE.
YOU GOT A DEAL. HERE.
NO MORE, BRICK!
THE STATUE!
NO, BRICK. PLEASE FORGET IT!
OUT OF MY WAY! I'M GONNA GET THAT STATUE AND GET MY MONEY.
I'VE GOT TO STOP HIM!
DANIEL NEEDS MY HELP.
BALLET LESSONS, DON'T FAIL ME NOW.
TAKI -SAN TAKE TOO BIG A CHANCE.
JUST A LITTLE FARTHER AND I'LL HAVE IT.
AAH!
AAH
UH UH
(SCREAMING)
ONCE LOST, SHRINE CAN BE FOUND AGAIN, TAKI -SAN.
LIFE LOST, NEVER REGAINED.
(LAUGHING) THE STATUE'S MINE NOW!
NO, BRICK!
YOU LITTLE RUNT!
YOU MADE ME LOSE IT.
I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!
FIGHT ME, PUNK.
IT'S OVER, BRICK. I DON'T NEED TO FIGHT YOU.
WHOA YEOW!
WELL DONE, DANIEL -SAN.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)