The Paynes (2018) s01e38 Episode Script

1 [STAMMERING.]
Oh, look at all the money y'all made today! [BABBLING INDISTINCTLY.]
- How much is it? - I said no.
It's enough for you to get your hand chopped off if you touch it again.
You got to be quicker than that.
You kind of quick, though.
You kind of quick.
Wait, one more time, yeah.
Get out.
- Well, who's gonna count it? - Nyla.
Yeah, Mr.
C.
? I just can't, I just can't! Okay! I'll separate it somewhat, but you got to count this for me.
Okay, okay.
And look here.
Take this and just put it - on the counter back there.
- All right.
Just sort it out for me, make it right.
I can't.
I'm so nervous! I'm just nervous! - I got you.
- I'm just nervous! I got you, don't worry.
You're making it worse.
And don't you drop none of it, neither! Come on, take it all.
I'll help you with that.
- I got it.
- No, no, no.
Let me help you.
What, do you think I'm helpless? No, I just think I want to help you with that.
Terrance, this is what I mean about you being so forceful.
- Yeah.
- My bad.
- You got me.
- My bad.
You need to relax.
You know, whoo-sa.
- Yeah.
- Right, I got you.
Thank you.
Hey, Captain Save-a-Nyla.
You do know she's not into you, right? And you know I'm not into you, right? Okay, that was weird.
Stop it.
- And - D I mean, seriously, man.
Her man is a doctor.
I mean, what you got? Like run-down laundry mat? It's pathetic.
It's miserable.
It's desperate.
You almost like a like a young Mr.
C.
I'm 'bout to give you a C-section if you don't stop it.
Rude.
I got to say, Mr.
C, we had a great first day.
[LAUGHS.]
Thank you.
Aren't you gonna say that I did good, too? Yes.
I did do good.
You did.
Yes, you did.
Thank you, Mr.
C.
Oh, you want some ice cream? What the hell? I was gonna go get us some ice cream.
You know, ice cream.
- Okay, all right.
- Okay.
Yo, Ryan.
What? Go get us some ice cream, man.
Who do you think you're talking to? An employee.
Now go.
[LAUGHS.]
[LAUGHS MOCKINGLY.]
Y'all best friends now? [SIGHS.]
I mean, certified.
But you know you're right.
- About what? - About her.
What about her? She don't want you.
Well, thanks a lot.
I just I thought you should know.
Okay, fine.
And you can't butter me up with no ice cream neither.
It ain't gonna change nothin'.
Unless it's butter pecan.
Or cookies and cream.
And I'm gonna tell you, that chocolate chip mint, that'll get me some time.
And French vanilla, I mean but that's everybody favorite.
Chocolate.
But I can't butter you up with no ice cream? No.
Now strawberry.
Mmm.
Don't miss the strawberry now.
Yeah, well, I'm sorry.
And tell him to get me two scoops.
Of each.
Two scoops of each.
You just named like six different ice creams.
You want two scoops of each? I think they call it Nepolan? Nepolan, Nepatonis? - Nepolon? - Nepolan, Nepolitan? I'll call him when I get to the back.
Okay.
[CHUCKLES.]
Hey, Mr.
C.
, you really do like that ice cream, huh? Where'd it go so fast? You ate it.
I mean, they just give you little bitty scoops.
Two scoops, like, two scoops.
Look at this little bitty old carton.
This is, the carton is big, but they just put a bunch of little scoops in it.
Two little scoops.
Well, it is a half a gallon.
See what I'm sayin'? That half, don't give somebody half of something.
Don't give me half.
You know what I'm saying? That's how they cheat you.
That's how they cheated me.
That's how they cheat me, give me half.
I'm upset.
I don't like this.
Okay, I think if you order ice cream, you should get ice cream! Not these little What's this? This is gone already.
And you know what? [SPOON SCRAPING.]
I'm gonna go give them a piece of my mind.
- Is that right? - Mh-hmm.
You're going to get some more, aren't you? Yeah.
All right, good.
Bring me back some, too.
Thank you.
Thanks, Mr.
C.
All right.
Yeah, I'm gonna take that with me.
Where's the uh What? Uh, never mind.
You okay? Where's Mr.
C.
? Mmm, I bought him some ice cream.
Well, that doesn't tell me where he is.
He wanted some more so he went to go get some.
You know [IMITATING MR.
C.]
Two scoops, three scoops, they give you such little scoops.
Half a gallon.
[LAUGHS.]
Okay.
[NORMAL VOICE.]
You know what? You were right.
Treat him like a big old 5-year-old.
[LAUGHS.]
See, yeah.
What's wrong? The machine stopped counting.
That's no problem.
I'll take a look at it.
Yeah, yeah, you do that.
You do that.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Huh? Where you goin'? I'm goin' home.
What, but, I wanted to talk to you.
[LAUGHS.]
- Terrance.
- Come on, please, please.
Five minutes? [CHUCKLES.]
Don't make me beg.
You're so stupid.
Okay.
Have a seat.
[LAUGHS.]
Look, I just wanted to apologize to you.
- You know, for what I did.
- You did that already.
And I want you to know how truly sorry I am.
I know.
Do you really get that? - I do, I do, okay? - Okay, good.
Okay, see ya later.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Terrance? Just, just, help me out here please, please.
[SIGHS.]
Okay.
[SIGHS.]
Now, I know everybody's telling me that you're not into me.
They're right.
You sure about that? Yeah.
It's just that when you kissed me - I felt like we had - What you felt is what you felt.
It wasn't what I felt.
I love Kendrick.
Do you really? Yes, I do.
Are you sure? You can ask me a million ways, and the answer will be the same thing.
I will tell you the same thing.
I love him.
Okay? Is it that you love him, or what he can do for you? Wow, that's, um - that's low.
- No, no, no.
Face it.
I mean, I get it.
He's rich, he's got money, he can buy you things - that I sure - I know what he can do, Terrance, but I love him.
All right.
I won't say anything else.
I'm sorry for asking you a real question.
Well, you should be.
It's insulting.
It's just that I'm really into you, and I just, I just What? I want you to be mine, all right? I just want you to be mine.
Well, that can never happen.
Why not? Because I'm with him.
But you don't want to be.
[SIGHS.]
I'm pregnant, okay? Is that it? Ah, Terrance.
No, no, no, no, no.
You think just because you're pregnant with his baby - that you have to stay with him? - Where's my purse? No, just let me talk to you.
- Move, please.
Move.
- Please, please.
Look, look.
Nyla, I have never wanted anybody as much as I want you.
Well, that's too bad.
We would be amazing together.
Well, that can't happen.
I would love you and your children.
[SIGHS.]
You don't even know me.
I know my heart and how I feel.
You don't know anything about me, where I come from, what I've been through.
Look, Nyla, I may not know everything, all right? But I know enough to know that I want to get to know you, and learn all there is about you.
Well, that can't happen.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, it can't.
Ever.
Well, this brother just keeps showing up.
Yes, he does, and I need you to respect him.
All right.
Hey.
Hey.
I didn't know you were coming.
Yeah, neither did he apparently.
You all having an ice cream party? What is what is this? No.
Okay, you ready to go? - Sure.
Let me get my purse.
- Okay.
Nobody wants your ice cream.
Nobody wants your ice cream, man.
Pete.
Hey.
- What's goin' on? - Everybody all right? Yeah, we're fine.
Oh, okay.
That's good.
[CHUCKLES.]
Where where where's Curtis? And Ryan? They're not here.
And everybody's all right? Yeah.
Why wouldn't we be? Oh, well, you know, Ella here, she just thought Uh, uh Ella thought nothing.
[MUMBLES.]
Well, I'm gonna go pick up the kids from school.
I'll see you guys later.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Okay, I'll see you at home.
- Okay.
- Bye.
- Bye.
Bye, mh-hmm.
Bye, Kendrick.
Bye.
Girl, what's goin' on? I don't know.
I was with you.
Hey, Terrance.
- Hey.
- How are you? I'm okay.
You're okay? So, you had a good day? [LAUGHS.]
- All the people.
- Ella, what are you doin'? - What? - Ask him what happened.
Oh, it's called beatin' around the bush.
If you don't ask him Huh.
You.
- So would you - Move.
Move.
- Move? What? - Move.
What happened with him? Nothin'.
She wants him.
Well, yes.
Yes, baby, she does.
And there's nothin' I can do about it, right? No, you can't.
You have to let her make up her own mind.
Well, he can put his bid in.
Put his bid in? She is not a piece of livestock.
Well, I didn't mean that, but if you want that woman, you got to go for it.
Yeah, heard that before.
Terrance, you have to.
If the woman don't want you.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
Well, look, we're gonna go home, now that we know everything is okay here.
Yeah.
Yeah, everything's fine.
All right, if you need me, you know where I'll be.
- [DOOR OPENS.]
- Yes, ma'am.
Aaah! [LAUGHS.]
What are you doing, Curtis? Nothin'.
You're hiding the ice cream, hiding the ice cream.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
Curtis, how much of it did you eat? Two little scoops.
Two little scoops.
Two little scoops.
Half.
Little half.
Curtis.
You can not be eating all His.
You can not be eating all this ice cream.
Baby, I know that.
He bought it.
For me.
- Terrance? - Yes.
Curtis cannot have this, okay? Remember I said that? I'm trying to get him to eat healthy.
Why? Oh, I don't know, for his health? He ain't got no health.
I got enough health to run you down.
Okay, okay, I'm leavin', I'm leavin'.
Come on, baby.
Told you.
Told you.
Want me to get that, you want me to get that? No, that's, that's Whose is it? Is he all right? Yeah.
Come on, Curtis.
Hey, hey, man.
See you tomorrow, man.
All right.
You know what, he Hey.
She shot you down again, huh? Curtis.
That must feel like hell.
Hey, man, you know what you need to do? Go get you a stripper, man.
I'll give you the number, I'll give you the number.
- Will you come on, and let's go? - I know a girl named I'm just talkin' about Beverly.
[CHUCKLES.]
Will you come on, and let's go? Let's go, baby, but don't he look bad, though? I'm sayin' if you being real? Don't he look bad? - I mean - Now, Curtis.
- Should we leave him like - Yes, we should.
Bye, Terrance.
All right, man.
Hey, look here.
You think, hey, we gonna put him on suicide watch? We gonna put him on Hey, stay away from them bridges, bro.
And especially that one over there on, uh - Curtis! - The one over by the park.
'Cause it's short.
Everybody jump off that one.
- Curtis, don't give him any - Don't do it.
I'm encouraging him, Ella.
Ain't that what it said, "encourage yee, the suicidal people?" Come on, baby.
Bye, Terrance.
Man, you know she left me? I got to get my keys.
I got to get my keys out.
I left my keys.
I left them in here.
I got one for you, though.
I got one for you.
Which one you want? You want the Wait I ate out of that one.
You don't need that, 'cause you don't You sure you're all right, man? Yeah.
You know what? Do what I do when I'm sad.
What's that, Mr.
C.
? I eat.
I I kind of You look like you need a few meals, man.
What is that? What you got, a six pack? Eight, but who's counting? Eight? Well, one day, you'll have a keg.
You know why you got that eight pack? - Why? - You don't eat nothin'.
Now, if you had a keg, Nyla would want you.
That's how you got miss O.
? Huh, don't get me started on that.
But seriously, man.
You all right? I will be.
Good.
Good job.
I'm here for you.
I appreciate that, Mr.
C.
Just don't call me too late.
Hoo-Dee-hoo! Come on, Curtis! And don't call me 'round lunch.
And leave that ice cream alone.
You left your ice cream.
I was givin' it back to him.
Bring it home, Curtis, bring it home.
You left your ice cream.
- Huh? - You left your ice cream.
- Your ice cream.
- No, I can't hear you, - I can't hear you.
- Bring it home, Curtis.
Can't nobody hear what you sayin', no, you can't.
- You can't.
- Bring me the ice cream.
Bring both of 'em.
Bring 'em.
I can have this ice cream? They look empty.
Come on.
Well, it's half.
This one's about half empty.
- You left your big spoon.
- Curtis! - I got another one.
- Oh, okay.
- Lock the door.
- Nyla? - Oh, my God.
- What what's goin' on? He just went off! - Who, who? - It's him, it's him! - Look at me, look at me.
- Kendrick, I'm sorry.
Look at me, look at me, look at me.
[SOBS.]
Did he hit you? Wait, wait, just No, no, no, no.
Did he hit you? [SOBS.]
Yes.
Look, stay here and lock the door.
- No, no, no, no! Please, no! - Stay here and lock the door! - No! - Stay here and lock the door! [SIGHS.]
[SOBS.]