The Penguins of Madagascar (2008) s01e38 Episode Script
Operation Break Speare
I am now approaching the reptile house.
Roger that, Alice, just be careful.
I am being careful.
I am being extra super Careful.
Very careful.
Hey, what's going on? Intel is sketchy.
All we know is, we've got a transfer from the Hoboken zoo.
I am now entering the reptile house.
I am now releasing the subject.
I am now getting my sweet patootie out of here! This warrants further investigation.
What's in there? Oh my gosh, he's just a bundle of precious.
Oh, he is the cutest thing my eyes have ever seen.
Cuter than me? Hello, little friend.
Welcome to the zoo.
I'm Oh dear.
I don't think he can hear me.
Oh, and I think he's scared.
Lock-pop ladder, go.
Now, my little friend, as I was saying, I'm Annoying.
Get my lunch.
Flyes, lightly sauteed.
Thank you.
A cute froggy, he is funny.
Yeah, a real cut-up.
It's Hoboken all over again.
Listen, my name is Barry, and you all work for me now, everyone.
You do what I say when I say it.
Have you ever heard a more adorable tirade? I just want to scoop him up and give him a great big hug.
Trust me, lady, I'm not the hugging type, I'm the "do what I say or I'll ruin your life" type.
Or really, little hoppy? And how are you going to do that? Oh, like this.
Oh, that never gets old, that never gets old.
What's wrong with Rico? Toxins.
According to scratch-and-sniff rainforest animals Barry is a poison dart frog.
His skin is drenched in paralyzing poisons.
So nobody can touch Berry, ever? I guess, he really isn't the hugging type.
How sad.
Yeah, boo hoo.
How long till Rico is back to normal? Rico normal or normal normal? Rico normal.
It could be days.
Then I just have one question.
Why does the peruvian booby smell like armpit? No.
How do we fight an enemy we can't touch? Skipper, maybe we don't need to fight him at all.
Hey, monkeys.
Monkeys have tails.
We aren't.
Giving me lip when you should be giving me bananas.
Are we going to have a problem here? Do I need to break out the toxic touch? No, take them.
Take them all.
I do not like this telling other animals what to do.
That is my niche.
Yo, elephant.
Gah! Not a good idea.
Now get over there and suck up those bananas, now! Now blow.
Okay, but I do like that.
Look at it.
I mean, you got to respect and creativity.
Hey, what's the matter with you two? This is hilarious.
I demand you laugh with me.
We are not amused, tiny amphibian.
Sorry, Barry.
I know your bullying is just a desperate cry for attention.
Ah, don't mollycoddle the prisoner, Private.
He is getting what he deserves.
If there's one thing I cannot stand, it's a bully.
When one animal makes it his business to infringe on the freedom of others, I make it my business to take that punk down a notch.
Or eight.
Right, Kowalski? Right.
And Oh, come on, step up your game, birds.
I'm already up two-zip.
Our situation is rapidly deteriorating.
What do we do, Skipper? Well, Kowalski's been working on a secret project.
It's untested, perhaps even dangerous.
Private, prepare yourself for what you are about to see.
Is Is that?.
.
Yes, Private, it is.
A six-foot whacking stick.
Berry will never know what hit him.
Skipper.
Isn't there a less violent solution? There should, probably.
But I want to see what this baby can do.
Oh, countess, your tea is delicious.
Thank you, lady Dashwood.
Would you care for another crumpet or whatnot? "Crumpet".
I know, I know, dance a waltz.
Excuse me, cute froggy.
You seem to be confused.
I am the one who is to be telling the animals what to do.
Yes! This is because I am King.
The bossingness is what I do.
However, if you are interested, you may apply for an internship.
We are currently accepting applications for the spring semester.
But until you have properly internalised, you must cease the bossing around.
You know what? Cease this.
This madness ends now, punk.
Are you now going to pummel him until he is all squishy? That's the idea.
Yes! I am King Julien and I approve this plan.
Where'd he go? I I don't know, Skipper.
Get off, get off, get off.
Evac! Come on, let's play.
All clear.
Again.
Nooo! Yeees! Three-zip.
And you're next.
How do you touch someone who's untouchable? It is a riddle.
Like what do you eat first, the chicken or the egg.
I said the egg, 'cause they are breakfast foods.
That's not the way it goes.
So you think, the chicken first, huh? Oh, it does make a nice base for the eggs.
No, that's not Mort, will you keep it down? We are trying to think here.
I like beans.
Mort, who can be dealing with you? Stay in that can.
That's it.
Oh, who can save us? Penguin, it's time you and me got in touch.
Take this.
Or this.
Or this.
Hey, I can't You can't touch me, but I can touch you.
Stay away from me.
Berry, I'm going to do to you what no one else ever has.
No.
No! Give you a big hug.
Huh? What? I'd be a grumpy gus too if no one ever hugged me.
Hey, you know what? I never have been hugged.
Maybe this is just what I needed.
Or maybe I'm just a jerk who enjoys bullying other animals.
Within that case, I can just squeeze you till you pop like a grape.
No, no, go with the hug.
The hug's good.
Actually I'm liking the hug.
How you feeling, Kowalski? I can taste sound.
But that's passed.
Rico? Well, the best thing for it is to get back on our feet.
King me! Hey, guys.
Anybody else seeing a robot penguin playing checkers with the poisonous frog? More rack time, boys.
Roger that, Alice, just be careful.
I am being careful.
I am being extra super Careful.
Very careful.
Hey, what's going on? Intel is sketchy.
All we know is, we've got a transfer from the Hoboken zoo.
I am now entering the reptile house.
I am now releasing the subject.
I am now getting my sweet patootie out of here! This warrants further investigation.
What's in there? Oh my gosh, he's just a bundle of precious.
Oh, he is the cutest thing my eyes have ever seen.
Cuter than me? Hello, little friend.
Welcome to the zoo.
I'm Oh dear.
I don't think he can hear me.
Oh, and I think he's scared.
Lock-pop ladder, go.
Now, my little friend, as I was saying, I'm Annoying.
Get my lunch.
Flyes, lightly sauteed.
Thank you.
A cute froggy, he is funny.
Yeah, a real cut-up.
It's Hoboken all over again.
Listen, my name is Barry, and you all work for me now, everyone.
You do what I say when I say it.
Have you ever heard a more adorable tirade? I just want to scoop him up and give him a great big hug.
Trust me, lady, I'm not the hugging type, I'm the "do what I say or I'll ruin your life" type.
Or really, little hoppy? And how are you going to do that? Oh, like this.
Oh, that never gets old, that never gets old.
What's wrong with Rico? Toxins.
According to scratch-and-sniff rainforest animals Barry is a poison dart frog.
His skin is drenched in paralyzing poisons.
So nobody can touch Berry, ever? I guess, he really isn't the hugging type.
How sad.
Yeah, boo hoo.
How long till Rico is back to normal? Rico normal or normal normal? Rico normal.
It could be days.
Then I just have one question.
Why does the peruvian booby smell like armpit? No.
How do we fight an enemy we can't touch? Skipper, maybe we don't need to fight him at all.
Hey, monkeys.
Monkeys have tails.
We aren't.
Giving me lip when you should be giving me bananas.
Are we going to have a problem here? Do I need to break out the toxic touch? No, take them.
Take them all.
I do not like this telling other animals what to do.
That is my niche.
Yo, elephant.
Gah! Not a good idea.
Now get over there and suck up those bananas, now! Now blow.
Okay, but I do like that.
Look at it.
I mean, you got to respect and creativity.
Hey, what's the matter with you two? This is hilarious.
I demand you laugh with me.
We are not amused, tiny amphibian.
Sorry, Barry.
I know your bullying is just a desperate cry for attention.
Ah, don't mollycoddle the prisoner, Private.
He is getting what he deserves.
If there's one thing I cannot stand, it's a bully.
When one animal makes it his business to infringe on the freedom of others, I make it my business to take that punk down a notch.
Or eight.
Right, Kowalski? Right.
And Oh, come on, step up your game, birds.
I'm already up two-zip.
Our situation is rapidly deteriorating.
What do we do, Skipper? Well, Kowalski's been working on a secret project.
It's untested, perhaps even dangerous.
Private, prepare yourself for what you are about to see.
Is Is that?.
.
Yes, Private, it is.
A six-foot whacking stick.
Berry will never know what hit him.
Skipper.
Isn't there a less violent solution? There should, probably.
But I want to see what this baby can do.
Oh, countess, your tea is delicious.
Thank you, lady Dashwood.
Would you care for another crumpet or whatnot? "Crumpet".
I know, I know, dance a waltz.
Excuse me, cute froggy.
You seem to be confused.
I am the one who is to be telling the animals what to do.
Yes! This is because I am King.
The bossingness is what I do.
However, if you are interested, you may apply for an internship.
We are currently accepting applications for the spring semester.
But until you have properly internalised, you must cease the bossing around.
You know what? Cease this.
This madness ends now, punk.
Are you now going to pummel him until he is all squishy? That's the idea.
Yes! I am King Julien and I approve this plan.
Where'd he go? I I don't know, Skipper.
Get off, get off, get off.
Evac! Come on, let's play.
All clear.
Again.
Nooo! Yeees! Three-zip.
And you're next.
How do you touch someone who's untouchable? It is a riddle.
Like what do you eat first, the chicken or the egg.
I said the egg, 'cause they are breakfast foods.
That's not the way it goes.
So you think, the chicken first, huh? Oh, it does make a nice base for the eggs.
No, that's not Mort, will you keep it down? We are trying to think here.
I like beans.
Mort, who can be dealing with you? Stay in that can.
That's it.
Oh, who can save us? Penguin, it's time you and me got in touch.
Take this.
Or this.
Or this.
Hey, I can't You can't touch me, but I can touch you.
Stay away from me.
Berry, I'm going to do to you what no one else ever has.
No.
No! Give you a big hug.
Huh? What? I'd be a grumpy gus too if no one ever hugged me.
Hey, you know what? I never have been hugged.
Maybe this is just what I needed.
Or maybe I'm just a jerk who enjoys bullying other animals.
Within that case, I can just squeeze you till you pop like a grape.
No, no, go with the hug.
The hug's good.
Actually I'm liking the hug.
How you feeling, Kowalski? I can taste sound.
But that's passed.
Rico? Well, the best thing for it is to get back on our feet.
King me! Hey, guys.
Anybody else seeing a robot penguin playing checkers with the poisonous frog? More rack time, boys.