The Suite Life of Zack & Cody s02e05 Episode Script

Free Tippy

But why can't we have a dog? Look, you're lucky moseby let's me keep you two.
Let's not push it.
I get it.
We can't enjoy the love of a pet because we're Hotel kids.
Glad you understand.
Come on.
Let's go.
How about a tarantula? No.
A turtle? No.
A parrot? No.
No.
No.
An iguana? No.
Ferret? No.
Capybara? What's a capybara? The world's largest rodent.
No! How about a little chimpanzee? If I get you guys pets, will you stop bugging me? Yes! Yes! Here.
Pet rocks.
Don't overfeed them.
I'm gonna name mine Tim! Here I am in your life here you are in mine yes, we have the suite life most of the time you and me, we got the world to see so come on down just me and you know what to do so come on down it's you and me and me and you we got the whole place to ourselves you and me, we got it all for free so come on down this is the suite life we've got the suite life Thanks for the ride, Henry.
It's tippy you should thank.
He does all the hard work.
Here's your tip, tippy.
Don't spend it all in one place.
So you guys have been working together for a long time, huh? Yep.
Too bad we won't be working together much longer.
Why not? Well, I'm turning Mr.
moseby says that means it's time for me to retire.
So? You don't have to do everything Mr.
Moseby says.
We like to think of his rules more asSuggestions.
Well, that's one suggestion I think I'm gonna have to take.
I love my job, but moseby's already sold tippy.
Breaks my heart.
Are you ready to retire, tippy? [Whinnies.]
Still feeling frisky? [Whinnies.]
Wanna meet a girl? [Whinnies.]
Not you! Well, I'm off to a benefit to save the rain forest.
What do you think of my outfit? Oh! Love your endangered alligator boots.
[Gasps.]
Thanks! They match my emu underwear.
Hey! That broach is fabulous.
Oh, thanks.
My great-grandmother gave it to me.
Actually, my mother gave it to me after she pried it out of aunt Eileen's hands at the funeral.
Let me tell you-- not interested.
Can I borrow it? You have a closet full of broaches.
Yeah, but I don't have that one.
I don't know, London.
This broach is really special to me.
I'll take really good care of it As if the emeralds were real.
No! Please, please, please? Ok.
If I say yes, will you go, go, go? Yes, yes, yes! All right.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Ok.
We're done with that.
Mrs.
delacourt, I am so honored that you have chosen the tipton for your event.
I believe I said I was considering the tipton.
But you smiled when you said it.
My smiles mean nothing.
Well, a heart association ball should be at the tipton, because we have a Big heart.
How could you be so heartless?! How could you force poor Henry into retirement and ship tippy off to the glue factory? [Laughs.]
Kids! [Laughs.]
What wild imaginations they have.
So it would seem.
Would you excuse me for just a teensy second? Make it teensy-weensy.
Okey-dokey.
Ok.
We're done with that.
Mr.
tipton has a strict retirement policy.
Besides, we should have gotten rid of that carriage years ago.
It doesn't make any money.
But what about tippy? I've sold him to a very nice gentleman from Vermont.
He outside looking at the horse right now.
Orphans.
Yeah, I got the horse to haul the lumber.
Might not last long, but I got him cheap.
We'll be leaving in the morning.
We can't let this happen.
That guy's gonna work tippy to death.
Not if tippy's not there when he comes to get him.
Right, tippy? [Whinnies.]
Maddie! I just had the most amazing night of my life.
I held a baby panda and danced with a prince.
Oh, yeah? I sold 7 candy bars and a lady miss razor.
Where's my broach? Oh.
It's right here.
Oh.
That's strange.
It's probably still attached to my wrap.
Hey, Norman.
The doorman at the St.
mark's says you hail cabs like a girl.
Don't freak out, but I may have accidentally misplaced it.
Misplaced it?! See? That's freaking out.
That belonged to my dead great-grandmother.
Then she'll never know.
Find it! Ok.
I will.
How could you misplace something that's right in front of you? Man, this stinks! Look, I said I'll find it.
No, I mean it really stinks.
Arwin, are you busy? No, I'm just tinkering with my new super-sensitive metal detector.
Ha ha ha! Watch this.
[Buzzing.]
Whoa! Well, I found my desk.
Uhh! [Buzzing.]
Oh! I forgot about the plate in my head! Little help! [Turns off metal detector.]
Oh! Whoo! That'll clear the sinuses.
Arwin, we need a favor.
Would it be ok if a friend of ours stayed here tonight? Sure, sure.
I'll clear a spot for him.
[Humming.]
Holy seabiscuit! I'm gonna need a bigger spot.
Thanks, arwin.
How did you get him in here? The service elevator.
Tippy can push the buttons with his nose.
So can I.
Look, I'd, uh Oh, boy.
I'd love to help, but, um I just have one little Ah-choo! One little problem.
Ah-choo! I think arwin's allergic to tippy hair.
[Both sneezing.]
I think tippy's allergic to arwin hair.
It's ok.
I'll be fine.
I'll justTake some Allergy medication.
Ah-choo! You're the best, arwin.
Hey, how many arwin's do you know? Oh.
I'm the--I get it.
Go.
Go.
Ah-choo! [Whinnies and sneezes.]
[Whinnies.]
I'm gonna need a bigger hankie.
[Rings bell.]
Guess what? I found your broach.
You did?! Oh, that's wonderful! That's fantastic! That's--not my broach.
I know.
It's better.
Those are real emeralds.
So let's turn that frown upside down.
London, that is not the point.
This one doesn't have sentimental value.
That's right.
It has "dollarmental" value.
It doesn't matter.
I love that broach.
This was my Nana's.
It was the last connection I had to her.
Excuse me, but have you seen my horse? I just went out to the stable and zippy's not there.
Tippy.
Whatever.
So where's my horse? I can assure you he's not in my hotel.
Can you excuse me for a minute? I have a couple of carrot salesman I need to talk to.
[Snoring.]
I--I Arwin! Huh?! Mother, I have to get the macaroni back from the pirates! Arwin, wake up! Unhand me noodles! Aarrgghh! Arwin! Huh? Uhh! Where's tippy? He was here a second ago.
You lost a horse? That's--I misplaced him.
Tippy! Tippy! Whoo-hoo! Ok.
All right.
Don't panic.
Don't panic.
Tippy can't have gotten far.
He knows how to operate the service elevator.
Ok.
Panic! Panic! Panic! Aha! I knew I'd find you in here with-- aah! Arwin.
Yeah.
Arwin tends to hang out in arwin's office.
Where is tippy? Mr.
moseby, I can honestly say, and this time I do mean honestly That I have no idea where tippy is.
So you boys have suddenly developed a new love of carrots.
Of course not.
These are for arwin.
I love carrots.
Mmm.
Taste the dirt, .
If I find out that you have been hiding that horse in my hotel, all of you are out of here.
[Dramatic.]
duh duh duh We gotta find that horse before moseby does Or else! [Dramatic.]
duh duhDuh Tippy's not here.
He was.
You didn't happen to see our Basketball? You let the orphans play basketball in the kitchen? It's all part of the big brother program.
[Both laugh.]
Right this way.
Um, why does this carrot cake have a big chunk missing? I'm sorry.
We were hungry.
After all, we're Street kids.
Street kids who never learned how to use forks and knives.
See? Oh.
I forgot my manners.
You want some?! No, thank you.
Oh.
Poor little dears.
Make sure they're not here during my event.
Done.
Now, let's go look at the floral arrangements in the ballroom.
No! Um, not before you try the angel food cake.
It's heavenly.
Ha ha ha! Bad horse! Come on! We've got to hide you! No, we don't want anymore cake.
Now please get out of our way.
But the chocolate cake is delicious! What are you doing? [Spits.]
Roughage.
Helps the cake go down.
I am terribly sorry, Mrs.
delacourt.
Please.
Now let me show you the ballroom Unless you've eaten that, too.
No, we're full.
Oh! Where's tippy? Right here.
Tippy? Oh, man! I can't believe we lost him again.
You know, I never lose Tim.
Watch.
Stay, boy, stay.
See? Hey, Carey.
Can you buy me some mints? What's the matter? Maddie doesn't have change for a million? I also don't have my Nana's broach.
I didn't mean to lose it! Now she's making me feel bad! Ok.
I'm right here, honey.
You will love our staff.
You self-centered, egotistical-- back to the kitchen! You just don't care about anyone but yourself! Look, I called the restaurant, and they say it's not there.
They say it might be in the trash.
Did you go look in the trash? Please.
In this outfit? This might be what maddie meant by self-centered.
Oh.
Do you have a "looking through the trash" outfit? [Gasps.]
Last year's vitali! Must be nice to be rich.
You should try it.
[Whispering.]
Here tippy.
Here horsy.
What are you doing? Horse whispering.
Oh, man! Look what tippy left us.
And that sure didn't come from Mrs.
Garrett's poodle.
It's bigger than Mrs.
Garrett's poodle.
You're gonna need a bigger bag.
Which way do you think he went? I'm guessing standing up.
Whoa! [Splat.]
[Laughs.]
It's not funny it's pretty funny from up here.
[Whinnies.]
Eww! Eww! Eww! Aah! Hey! Watch it! Did you find her broach yet? No.
Da-da-da-da-da-da! Step away from the bin.
Leave this to a professional.
[Buzzing.]
Oh, boy! Probably a bad idea to use a magnetized metal detector in a metal bin, huh? Uhh! Uhh! I got it! Uhh! Hey.
What are you doing in my house? Look, I'm trying to find my friend's broach.
It's very valuable.
I lost a broach in here, too.
You wear a broach? When I go out.
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! All: Aah! [Crash.]
Good night, mom.
We're really tired.
Don't bother coming in to say good night.
Yeah, we're gonna hit the hay.
[Whinnies.]
Carey: You guys all right? We're just a little hoarse.
What if Henry can't keep him? Then we try to convince mom to let us keep tippy as our pet.
[Tippy passes gas.]
Eww! Tippy! Man, that stinks.
Let's just go to sleep.
Maybe I'll dream of a solution.
And tippy, move your tailgate closer to Cody.
Not now, tippy.
It's bedtime.
Go to sleep.
Hey! I think he wants to play.
It's bedtime.
We'll play tomorrow.
[Whinnies.]
No, tippy.
We're not playing horse again.
You know, Tim always obeys me.
He's a rock! Now go to sleep.
Good night, Cody.
Good night, Zack.
Good night, tippy.
Good night, Tim.
[Passes gas.]
Oh, tippy! Not again! That wasn't tippy.
[Giggles.]
Oh, Mr.
clooney, we hardly know each other.
Oh, George-- aah! Boys, do you know there's a horse in the living room? No, but if you hum a few bars, I'll give it a shot.
[Whinnies.]
Well, I hope you're happy.
If I have anything to do with the way you look, I'm tickled pink.
You did.
I've been searching through garbage all night long for your broach unfortunately, all I found was a wallet, a pizza, and some dentures In the pizza.
I found a bumper.
Ow! Fender bender.
You really looked through the garbage all night? Yeah.
Now, if you'll excuse me, there's something in my sock And I think it's moving.
Wait, London.
Thank you.
I thank you for trying.
You, too, arwin.
Only a real friend would do what you just did for me.
That's true.
And I had to spend the night with this weirdo.
The bag man wasn't that weird.
I was talking about you.
Ok.
Please, mom? Can't we keep him? Not after the gift he just left on our carpet And in the hall and in the elevator-- take the stairs.
What's going on? Mr.
moseby forced Henry to retire and sold tippy to a mean lumberjack who's going to work him to death.
[Gasps.]
Don't worry, Mrs.
delacourt.
For your event tonight, the tipton will be spotless.
Oh.
[Laughs.]
Except for the orphans, the horse, the girl covered in garbage, and the junk man.
The junk man? Where? I love junk.
Moseby, I just heard about tippy and the mean flapjack guy.
Lumberjack.
Right.
I assure you, Mrs.
delacourt, the tipton only caters to the finest clientele.
Hey! Toots! I found your broach in my garbage bin.
Oh! My broach! Eww.
See? There are happy endings.
Not for Henry and tippy.
I can't believe you made Henry retire.
He loves this place.
Your father has a strict policy about all employees retiring at age 65.
But Henry loves to work.
And just because he's old doesn't mean he's not good anymore.
It's age discrimination.
Henry should be allowed to work.
All: Yeah! And we should be allowed to drive.
All: No.
Look, boys, people who are 65 and older are ready to slow down.
I turned 65 last month.
And speed right back up again! Please, Mr.
moseby.
Don't send tippy away.
I'll make a call.
[Dialing.]
But believe me, Mr.
tipton can be a real hard-- hello, Mr.
tipton! Yes.
Moseby here.
Well, no.
Actually, it's concerning Henry and tippy keeping their jobs.
No, sir, the carriage ride doesn't make any money, but it does make people happy.
And doesn't that have value? [Mr.
tipton yelling, indistinct.]
I think it has value.
No, no.
That was Mrs.
delacourt.
Of the Boston delacaourts.
We own the larger island next to yours.
By the way, your yacht's looking a tad ratty.
Yes, sir.
She's considering us for her charity event here.
Yes.
I was hoping to entertain the guests with carriage rides.
I don't know what I was thinking in retiring Henry and tippy.
Well, that's why you're the boss.
[Laughs.]
Ok.
Right.
Tippy's back.
[All cheering.]
The orphans were right.
Are you talking about my sons? Mom?! At long last! We found you! Well, I can't thank you boys enough for getting tippy and me our job back.
You should thank Mrs.
delacourt.
Well, thank you, Mrs.
delacourt.
Oh, call me Millicent well, once more around the park? Sure! Sure! [Passes gas.]
Oh, tippy! ThatWasn't tippy.

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