The Twilight Zone (1985) s03e23 Episode Script

The Mind of Simon Foster

(Theme from ( The Twilight Zoneplaying) (heartbeat) (steady beeping) Hello, Mr.
Foster.
It's the unemployment office.
I'm sorry, but your benefits as of the 2nd, 17th, 99 have expired.
You have my number but I'm afraid there's really nothing I can do.
THE YEAR IS NINETEEN HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE.
WITHIN THE BOX, EVIDENCE THAT SOME THINGS DO NOT CHANGE WITH THE PASSAGE OF TIME.
ITS CONTENTS-- THE COLLECTED DEBRIS OF A SHATTERED LIFE.
NOW VALUABLE ONLY FOR THE DIMES AND NICKELS THEY CAN SOLICIT FROM A THIRD PARTY.
A FAMILIAR PROCESS AND A FAMILIAR LONG WALK THAT IS ABOUT TO LEAD INTO THE UNFAMILIAR TERRAIN OF THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
(bell jingles) YES, SIR? SOMETHING I CAN HELP YOU WITH? WELL, AH, IF I'M AFRAID I'M NOT BUYING.
AH, SELLING THEN.
YEAH.
BRING IT HERE.
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
I KNOW IT'S NOT MUCH.
IT'S HARD TIMES-- THINGS GOING WRONG.
MM-HMM.
YOU HEAR THAT A LOT IN HERE, HUH? YES, I DO.
FIFTY DOLLARS.
THE WATCH ALONE IS WORTH THAT.
MAKE IT 60, BUT THAT'S AS HIGH AS I'LL GO.
THERE'S A DEPRESSION ON.
YOU CAN TAKE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE.
YOU WON'T GET MORE.
WHEN YOU COME BACK THE OFFER WILL BE 50.
FLAT.
COULDN'T YOU MAKE IT 65? DONE.
YOU SURE YOU'VE NOTHING ELSE TO SELL? NO.
YOU WEREN'T SENT HERE, WERE YOU? REFERRED? REFERRED, NO.
IF I HAD ANYTHING ELSE, IT WOULD BE IN THE BOX.
I GOT NOTHING LEFT.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I HAVE-- A GUT FULL OF PAIN.
MAKE ME AN OFFER.
WHAT'S THE GOING PRICE FOR PAIN THESE DAYS? PERHAPS THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE WE CAN NEGOTIATE.
COME.
YOU'RE FAMILIAR, I TRUST, WITH MEMORY DIPPING? ONLY WHAT I READ IN THE PAPERS.
SUPPOSED TO BE THE BIG TREND-- RENTING PEOPLE'S MEMORIES.
IT'S BECOME QUITE POPULAR AMONG THOSE ABLE TO AFFORD IT.
THE USUAL PRACTICE IS TO SCAN ONE'S MEMORIES AND COPY THEM ONTO A COMPUTER CHIP.
YOU CAN TAKE A SKIER COPY HIS MEMORY OF HIS BEST RACE AND BY PLUGGING INTO THAT YOU CAN EXPERIENCE WHAT HE FELT-- HIS FEELINGS, HIS THOUGHTS, HOW THE SNOW FELT THE CROWD'S ROAR AT THE FINISH LINE.
A FASCINATING CONCEPT, ISN'T IT MR? FOSTER.
MR.
FOSTER.
UNFORTUNATELY, COPIED MEMORIES ARE NOT AS VIVID AS SOME LIKE.
LIKE A VIDEO THAT'S BEEN DUBBED TOO MANY TIMES THE COLOR IS WASHED OUT.
THE EXPERIENCE LESS THAN 100% REAL.
SO A MARKET HAS DEVELOPED FOR CONNOISSEURS LOOKING TO SAMPLE A FAR MORE INTENSE EXPERIENCE.
FOR THAT THEY REQUIRE, NOT DUBBING BUT DIRECT TRANSFERENCE.
WE GO IN ELECTRONICALLY, AND SLICE AWAY MEMORIES-- A MINUTE, AN HOUR, A YEAR.
WE CAN REMOVE THESE MEMORIES AND STORE THEM FOR USE BY OTHERS.
THE EXPERIENCE IS QUITE PAINLESS, OF COURSE.
AND ILLEGAL.
EMINENTLY.
AND THE WONDER OF IT ALL IS THE PRODUCT IS NOT A DISTORTION OF REALITY.
IT IS REALITY DISTILLED.
FOR THOSE WHO BUY, THE RISK IS QUITE WORTHWHILE.
AS FOR THOSE WHO SELL THE REWARDS ARE QUITE REASONABLE.
HOW MUCH WOULD I GET? DEPENDS ON WHAT WE FIND.
I'VE NEVER REALLY DONE ANYTHING SPECIAL.
UNNECESSARY.
LOOK AT THE SOAP OPERAS, MR.
FOSTER.
NO ALIEN INVASIONS, NO VAST SAGAS.
BUT THEY KNOW THE VALUE OF VOYEURISM AND SO DO I.
I'LL HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT.
OF COURSE.
I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY.
DO THINK ABOUT IT.
AND WHILE YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT IT, THINK ON THIS-- WHAT HAVE YOUR MEMORIES DONE FOR YOU LATELY, MR.
FOSTER? (beeps) Third reminder, Foster.
In case you've forgotten, the rent's due THE FIRST OF EVERY MONTH.
TODAY IS THE SIXTH.
Either I get the rent from you by tomorrow or I'm throwing you out.
Am I clear? Have a nice day.
(passing train rattles cupboards) (bell jingles) IT'S NOT FAIR, YOU KNOW.
VERY LITTLE IN LIFE IS, MR.
FOSTER.
I'VE JUST HAD A VERY GOOD OFFER FROM A FELLOW WHO COLLECTS HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATIONS.
IT'S A PLEASURE TO PRESENT THIS STUDENT WITH NOT ONLY HIS DIPLOMA, BUT ALSO THIS WATCH IN RECOGNITION OF LEADING THE FUND-RAISING FOR THE NEW GYMNASIUM.
CONGRATULATIONS, SIMON FOSTER.
Quint: MR.
FOSTER? MR.
FOSTER? MR.
FOSTER? HERE.
DRINK THIS.
FOR SOME REASON THE PROCESS TENDS TO DEHYDRATE A LITTLE.
A PERFECT TRANSFER.
HOW DO YOU FEEL? I DON'T FEEL ANY DIFFERENT.
OF COURSE NOT.
BUT NOW THERE'S JUST A TINY GAP IN YOUR MEMORY.
JUST SO.
EVERYTHING BETWEEN AND 8:00 IN THE EVENING OF THE DAY IN QUESTION-- AND ARE YOU ANY THE LESS FOR IT? NO.
IN FACT, I WOULD DARE SAY YOU ARE QUITE THE RICHER FOR IT.
WELL, GOOD DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU, MR.
FOSTER.
NEXT TIME THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME.
I JUST NEEDED ENOUGH TO GET AHEAD A LITTLE.
THAT'S ALL.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP.
AS YOU SAY.
BUT IF YOU EVER CHANGE YOUR MIND (bell jingles) BE SEEING YOU, MR.
FOSTER.
THANK YOU.
NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND NEXT MONTH, TOO.
NEW POLICY.
A LOT OF TRANSIENTS COMING THROUGH.
OWNER SAYS WE NEED AN EXTRA MONTH'S RENT.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
GO TO THE HOUSING COMMISSION AND TELL THEM ABOUT IT.
MAYBE WHEN YOU GET BACK YOU'LL FIND YOUR APARTMENT RENTED.
ONE OF THOSE CLERICAL ERRORS YOU HEAR SO MUCH ABOUT.
I'm sorry, but there are no openings in your area.
When a vacancy opens up in your field, you'll be notified.
Good-bye.
GONE.
YOU'RE IN LUCK.
I JUST GOT A CALL FROM SOMEONE INTERESTED IN BUYING BIRTHDAYS.
Crowd: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SIMON! Woman: THERE'S FIVE CANDLES, SIMON.
ONE FOR GOOD LUCK.
CLOSE YOUR EYES, MAKE A WISH.
MAKE A WISH, SIMON.
BLOW OUT THE CANDLES.
GOOD BOY.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SIMON.
Woman: DARLING, LOOK AT SIMON.
HE'S TAKING HIS FIRST STEP.
LOOK! THAT'S MY BOY.
(elephant trumpets) Simon: I JUST WANTED TO SAY YOU'RE A GREAT DANCER.
THANK YOU.
IT WAS VERY NICE.
I HAVE TO GO INSIDE NOW BUT I'LL NEVER FORGET THIS.
(siren wailing) Punctual.
Very good.
We have a job in the repair field which you're perfect for.
We just have to ask you a few questions.
Your high school? CLIFFORDVILLE HIGH IN MADISON.
Two years of junior college.
What was your major? I THINK IT WAS Your resume lists engineering.
THAT'S IT.
IF YOU COULD GIVE ME A MINUTE I THINK I HAVE SOME RECORDS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
I'm sorry, but we are pressed for time.
If you're not ready for this NO, NO, I'M READY! SORRY.
GO ON.
Describe your training in that field during college.
WELL I I require specifics, Mr.
Foster.
I'm sorry, Mr.
Foster but if you're not going to cooperate WAIT, PLEASE IT'S DIFFICULT SOMETIMES.
It's difficult for us all, Mr.
Foster.
The unemployment rate is 32% There are many applicants WAIT, PLEASE.
IF YOU'LL JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE.
Please resubmit your application.
Good day, Mr.
Foster.
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! COME BACK HERE! COME BACK, DAMN YOU! (bell jingles) (sniffles, whimpers) (crying quietly) (bell jingles) MY GOD.
HOW MANY? HOW MANY OTHERS? I RUN A BUSINESS, MR.
FOSTER.
LIKE ANY GOOD BUSINESS, IT DEPENDS ON VOLUME AND DIVERSITY.
ONE MUST BE RESPONSIVE TO THE FLUCTUATIONS IN THE MARKET.
OH, SAVE ME YOUR GRAND GESTURES.
YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
EVEN IF YOU LEAVE, YOU'LL BE BACK.
YOUR KIND ALWAYS COMES BACK.
WE COME BACK BECAUSE BREAD IS $5 A LOAF AND MEAT YOU CAN ONLY BUY ON THE BLACK MARKET.
THE ONLY PERSON I SEE EATING IS YOU.
I PAY YOU A FAIR PRICE.
IT'S NOT ENOUGH! YOU SAY THIS MINUTE IS WORTH A NICKEL, AN HOUR, MAYBE A DOLLAR? FIVE, IF SOMETHING INTERESTING'S GOING ON? WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO PUT A PRICE TAG ON MY LIFE? I DIDN'T.
YOU DID.
YEAH.
I DID, DIDN'T I? SO WHAT WILL IT BE TODAY, MR.
QUINT? A TRIP TO THE ZOO? A RIDE ON A ROLLER COASTER? WHY DON'T YOU TAKE MY FIRST MARRIAGE AND SAVE US BOTH SOME GRIEF? NOT INTERESTED.
I'M ONLY BUYING ONE THING TODAY.
WE NEED A COMPANION PIECE TO THE YOUNG LADY WHO JUST LEFT HERE.
WE WANT TO BUY THE FIRST TIME YOU MADE LOVE.
I COULD MAKE YOU A VERY GOOD OFFER.
NO.
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
THAT'S ALL I'M BUYING AT THE MOMENT.
WALK AWAY AND I MAY NOT BUY ANYTHING ELSE.
TELL ME.
JUST TELL ME YOU LOVE ME.
IT'S NOT SILLY.
JUST TELL ME YOU LOVE ME.
ALWAYS.
FOR EVER AND EVER.
Quint: THAT WILL BE ALL.
THAT WILL BE ALL, MR.
FOSTER.
IT'S OVER.
YOUR PAYMENT IS ON THE COUNTER.
Foster: SHE'S IN HERE, ISN'T SHE? DON'T TOUCH THE EQUIPMENT.
YOU MIGHT DAMAGE SOMETHING.
YOU KNOW, THEY SAY YOU CAN ALWAYS REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME WITH A WOMAN.
(laughs quietly) I GUESS, NOW, I'M THE EXCEPTION TO THAT RULE.
VERY GOOD.
NOW, IF YOU'LL PLEASE JUST I WANT HER BACK.
I CHANGED MY MIND.
TAKE YOUR MONEY AND GO.
I WANT HER BACK.
I WANT HER BACK IN MY HEAD WHERE SHE BELONGS.
I WANT MY LIFE BACK.
YOU'VE GOT MY LIFE.
I WANT IT BACK.
YOU GIVE ME MY LIFE BACK.
I WANT MY LIFE BACK, DAMN YOU! I HAVEN'T GOT IT.
I SOLD IT.
IT'S NOT HERE.
THEN GET IT.
I CAN'T.
WELL, I SUGGEST YOU TRY BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING MUCH TO LOSE.
I WANT A LIFE.
I WANT TO BE WHOLE AGAIN.
NOW.
NOW! THERE IS A WAY.
BUT IT'S NOT PERFECT.
WELL, LIKE YOU SAID, MR.
QUINT-- "WHAT IN LIFE IS?" (beep) We received your new application.
Very professionally typed.
Was it done by a service? NO, MA'AM.
I TYPED IT MYSELF.
You've added clerk-typist to your job goals and a number of other occupations.
Where exactly did you learn to type? I HAD THREE YEARS OF TYPING AT SORWORTH COLLEGE.
IT'S ALL ON THE RESUME.
But Sorworth was a women-only college at that time.
How do you explain this? I GRADUATED COLLEGE ON JUNE 12 ON THE YEAR SHOWN.
I GRADUATED AGAIN ON JULY 1 OF THE FOLLOWING YEAR.
I GRADUATED LENNOX HIGH.
ALSO, CHULA VISTA HIGH.
Mr.
Foster THAT WAS SHORTLY AFTER MY RETURN FROM LONDON.
DID I TELL YOU I HAVE TWO CHILDREN? I REMEMBER WHEN THEY WERE BORN.
IT WAS SUCH A MOVING TIME FOR ME, BEING AN ONLY CHILD.
I REMEMBER MY FIFTH BIRTHDAY.
MY BROTHER AND MY SISTER HELPED MAKE THE DECORATIONS Mr.
Foster BUT THE CREDENTIALS ARE WHAT'S AT ISSUE HERE.
MY GERMAN IS QUITE FLUENT.
I SPENT MOST OF LAST YEAR IN VIENNA AND I WORKED AS A TRANSLATOR AND A SECRETARY, AND A BUS DRIVER AND I INTERNED AT THEINSTITUTE DE NEUROLOGICA.
PRIOR TO THAT EXIT SIMON FOSTER-- A PATCHWORK COLLECTION OF LOST DREAMS, HELD TOGETHER BY THE STOLEN MEMORIES OF STRANGERS.
A MAN WHO DISCOVERED THAT WE TRULY ARE THE SUM OF OUR PARTS.
MR.
SIMON FOSTER, A VERY SPECIAL RESIDENT OF THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
THOSE WERE SUCH WONDERFUL TIMES.
I REMEMBER THEM SO WELL.

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