The Weekenders (2000) s01e11 Episode Script
Makeover
1
Friday, Friday, Friday!
Uh, that's today.
This is Tino Tonitini
live with a final round
of the Motorcycle Space
Adventure Championship.
Lor MacQuarrie defends her title against
challenger Josh "The Splotch" Spivey,
in a no rules, winner-takes-all
spectacular~!
Pulserate him, Lor!
Come back with your shield, Lor, on it!
Splotch takes a good lead.
Oh, MacQuarrie's going in as
they round the neutron star.
Watch out for the gravity vortex, Lor -- !
Ohh she just side-swiped an asteroid.
That's gotta hurt.
.. and right here.
A little.. wait!
MacQuarrie just
pulled a classic doobie,
sending him slightly
spinning into a quasar!
And it's all over!
In a bold strategic gambit,
Lor MacQuarrie has held on
to that championship.
Lor!
Lor!
Lor!
Lor!
That was pretty rad.
So, uh,
I'm going to be here Sunday afternoon,
having a Chug-a-Freeze or somethin',
and maybe you want to stop by,
or, you know, uh, whatever.
Yeah, sure.
I, uh, love Chug-a-Freezes.
Cool.
Uh, so, like, later days~
There's one for the history books,
ladies and gentlemen.
Thompson Overman, a.k.a.
the object of Lor's desire,
just asked Lor to [GASP] hang out.
Let's go congratulate her.
Oh, my gosh.
Thompson Overman just
asked you to hang.
You are sooo lucky.
Like, sooo lucky.
He's such a hunk.
Like soo hunky!
Lor, wait -- !
Just when we thought this evening couldn't
get any more bizarre.
Lor has exited the premises,
leaving her friends
totally, alone.
Tino, that's getting really annoying.
And that's one fan's comment!
Knock it off.
I cannot get the hang of these chopsticks.
I know.
At least they're helping us cut down on
our junk food consumption.
You say that like it's a good thing.
So Lor, what happened to you last night?
Nothing much.
I was just hanging with Kristi and Candy.
Kristi and Candy?
Hey, you know, those girls in PE
who got Coach Coulson to authorize
"leafing through magazines" as a sport.
Leafing through magazines is
a respected sport in Europe.
I have to.. go.
Go where?
Oh, just s-somewhere?
Oh, yeah, look at the time.
Better get goin'.
See you later.
Alright, huh, shpill the beans!
Where are ya goin'?
I'm meeting Kristi and Candy at the mall.
I'm getting a makeover.
A makeover?!
Lor, you're late.
Who are they?
My friends.
What does Lor need a makeover for?
She's already beautiful.
No, she isn't.
This is beautiful.
Falala Goldbloom.
The superist of supermodels~
She to whom all others aspire.
Falala weighs 93 pounds.
And six of them are hair!
That, is without a doubt, the creepiest
looking woman I've ever seen in my life.
Yeah, three peaches a day for a month
and maybe she'll cast a shadow.
I don't know about this.
Trust us.
This is what Thompson wants.
It's like all boys want.
Um, aren't we boys?
Last time I checked.
Hey, maybe we should get makeovers too.
We could.
My mom did my colours last week
and she said I was a winter.
What does that mean?
I have no idea, but it's a start.
Okay, if I'm a winter,
how about this?
Stand absolutely still.
What if it hunts by scent?
Okay, ha-ha.
[GASPS]
It's seen us, run -- !!
I can't believe I've been wearing the
wrong size pants my whole life.
These super mega wide legs are great.
Whoa!
What gives?
You're exactly the same.
Man, this shirt is cotton!
The autumn was a poly blend.
Okay.
Where's Lor?
She said she'd be here 20 minutes ago.
I just hope she's okay.
Of course she's okay.
She won't let those girls
change her too much.
Hi, Lor.
Eep.
I'm starving.
Hey, I paid for those.
What are you -- ??
Every day, Falala Goldbloom eats
tw sugar-free mints, a nectarine,
and a half a cup of cabbage.
And I read where she's thinking
of cutting out the nectarine.
I guess it couldn't hurt to eat more
cabbage.
We want to be thin and beautiful like
Falala Goldbloom for Thompson.
Don't we?
Like Falala Goldbloom..
Come on, Lor.
You need more shoes.
Lor, don't you want to come
to Funville with us?
I'll, uh
see you later.
Noo, this "Falalalala Goldbloom"
is a scourge of America's youth.
It starts with dieting,
and ends with sorrow.
Thompson.
Lor?
Oh, wow.
You look, uh..
great.
See you tomorrow.
See?
He said you look great.
Looks like somebody made quite an
impression on the hunkster.
And we're just getting started~
It says here, Falala was
hospitalized for malnutrition.
Uh, her life has had so much tragedy.
It's soo romantic!
Uh, I'm starting to wonder
about this Falala girl.
Why do we want to be like her again?
Because,
she's the coolest!
This Sultan guy built
a 200-foot statue of her,
and she won't even
return his phone calls.
What do you see?
Evil.
Pure evil.
Whoa -- !
I do not know what
you think you are doing,
but I suggest you do
it in your own yards.
It's too late.
She's become one of them.
What happened to her?
I dunno.
Who was that?
Tino, trying out new identities
is all part of growing up.
Mom, she's wearing pink!
Ooh,
that is serious.
Those two girls have her walking like them,
talking like them, even thinking like them!
They've got her wondering
if nectarines are too fattening!
Well, you know, a lot
of girls Lor's age
can get into crash diets that
can be pretty dangerous.
So you're saying we have to stop her,
right?
Uh, wrong.
I think you should keep an eye on her
eating habits, but otherwise
Well, just because
Lor's your friend
doesn't mean you get to
decide what's right for her.
You have to support her choices.
But who knows what those
girls are gonna turn Lor into?
They're evil, I tell you, evil!
Uh, I think you're being a little extreme?
Extremism in the defense
of friendship is no vice!
It's time to draw a line in the sand!
Way extreme.
80% of the world's population eats
insects.
Hurrah.
That rounds out my list of
Top 10 Things I Wish I Didn't Know.
The other 20% of
us still prefer toast,
which I am also offering.
The toast line forms to my left.
What is wrong with these people?
She's offering cheap protein
that may cure Rheumatism,
that can be plucked right
off your kitchen counter,
and they want toast?
Ants are the meats of the future!
I was hoping meat would be
the meat of the future.
Okay, forget the ants.
We're behind schedule on Phase 2 of
Operation Save Lor.
You know, I've been thinking.
Isn't all this really Lor's decision?
Shouldn't we let her do what she wants?
Sounds like somebody's
been talkin' to his mom agian.
Nuh-uh!
Well, yeah.
You're saying if Lor wants to let those
creepy girls turn it into some kind of
mindless skinny automaton, we
should just stand by and do nothing?
Well, I don't know what
else we can
Automaton?
It was, like, really super of you, to help
me get ready to meet Thompson.
And we're going to keep helping you.
You are?
Because you need lots and lots of help.
I do?
Let's start with the five-year plan.
Step one, a whole new wardrobe.
Step two, plastic surgery to make
you look more like Falala Goldbloom.
We're both getting it, too.
Step three, modeling school.
Who is it?
It's us.
We wanted to tell you what's sorry we
spied on you.
And that we think the new you is totally
great.
And that if you want to be like Kristi and
Candy, we support your decision.
Thanks, guys.
I appreciate it.
And I'm sorry I blew you off.
Lor, you're..
You!
Yeah, you know, I really thought those
girls could help me make Thompson like me.
But then I thought, what good is it if he
likes me, but I don't like myself.
That's very mature.
That's freakishly mature.
Yeah, well, remind me how mature I am when
it turns out Thompson doesn't like me.
He seemed to think the
made-over me was pretty great.
Hi.
Oh, hi.
What happened to you?
Look, Thompson, that girl in the mall
yesterday wasn't me.
I mean, it was me, but well, I'm not her.
I mean, she's not me, or something.
Whatever.
I'm glad.
You had me scared.
Really?
Yeah, I was trying to be nice yesterday.
The other you creeped me out!
Like that scary model chick
with the pointy knees?
What's her name?
Falafel something?
I, really couldn't say.
Hey, how about a little
Motorcycle Space Adventure?
You're on,
but I'm not spottin' you any points.
He just said Falala is scary!
Oh.. kay?
Forget about her.
You know who else is the coolest?
No?
Janie Connor,
the champion rock climber.
Oh, yeah!
Let's go buy shorts and climbing boots.
Alright, so I guess it's okay to change
the way you dress and stuff.
But deep down, you gotta stay yourself.
And that's why I'll never change.
Unless I could be just
like Leonardo DiCaprio.
Oh, did I say that out loud?
Well, later days!
Friday, Friday, Friday!
Uh, that's today.
This is Tino Tonitini
live with a final round
of the Motorcycle Space
Adventure Championship.
Lor MacQuarrie defends her title against
challenger Josh "The Splotch" Spivey,
in a no rules, winner-takes-all
spectacular~!
Pulserate him, Lor!
Come back with your shield, Lor, on it!
Splotch takes a good lead.
Oh, MacQuarrie's going in as
they round the neutron star.
Watch out for the gravity vortex, Lor -- !
Ohh she just side-swiped an asteroid.
That's gotta hurt.
.. and right here.
A little.. wait!
MacQuarrie just
pulled a classic doobie,
sending him slightly
spinning into a quasar!
And it's all over!
In a bold strategic gambit,
Lor MacQuarrie has held on
to that championship.
Lor!
Lor!
Lor!
Lor!
That was pretty rad.
So, uh,
I'm going to be here Sunday afternoon,
having a Chug-a-Freeze or somethin',
and maybe you want to stop by,
or, you know, uh, whatever.
Yeah, sure.
I, uh, love Chug-a-Freezes.
Cool.
Uh, so, like, later days~
There's one for the history books,
ladies and gentlemen.
Thompson Overman, a.k.a.
the object of Lor's desire,
just asked Lor to [GASP] hang out.
Let's go congratulate her.
Oh, my gosh.
Thompson Overman just
asked you to hang.
You are sooo lucky.
Like, sooo lucky.
He's such a hunk.
Like soo hunky!
Lor, wait -- !
Just when we thought this evening couldn't
get any more bizarre.
Lor has exited the premises,
leaving her friends
totally, alone.
Tino, that's getting really annoying.
And that's one fan's comment!
Knock it off.
I cannot get the hang of these chopsticks.
I know.
At least they're helping us cut down on
our junk food consumption.
You say that like it's a good thing.
So Lor, what happened to you last night?
Nothing much.
I was just hanging with Kristi and Candy.
Kristi and Candy?
Hey, you know, those girls in PE
who got Coach Coulson to authorize
"leafing through magazines" as a sport.
Leafing through magazines is
a respected sport in Europe.
I have to.. go.
Go where?
Oh, just s-somewhere?
Oh, yeah, look at the time.
Better get goin'.
See you later.
Alright, huh, shpill the beans!
Where are ya goin'?
I'm meeting Kristi and Candy at the mall.
I'm getting a makeover.
A makeover?!
Lor, you're late.
Who are they?
My friends.
What does Lor need a makeover for?
She's already beautiful.
No, she isn't.
This is beautiful.
Falala Goldbloom.
The superist of supermodels~
She to whom all others aspire.
Falala weighs 93 pounds.
And six of them are hair!
That, is without a doubt, the creepiest
looking woman I've ever seen in my life.
Yeah, three peaches a day for a month
and maybe she'll cast a shadow.
I don't know about this.
Trust us.
This is what Thompson wants.
It's like all boys want.
Um, aren't we boys?
Last time I checked.
Hey, maybe we should get makeovers too.
We could.
My mom did my colours last week
and she said I was a winter.
What does that mean?
I have no idea, but it's a start.
Okay, if I'm a winter,
how about this?
Stand absolutely still.
What if it hunts by scent?
Okay, ha-ha.
[GASPS]
It's seen us, run -- !!
I can't believe I've been wearing the
wrong size pants my whole life.
These super mega wide legs are great.
Whoa!
What gives?
You're exactly the same.
Man, this shirt is cotton!
The autumn was a poly blend.
Okay.
Where's Lor?
She said she'd be here 20 minutes ago.
I just hope she's okay.
Of course she's okay.
She won't let those girls
change her too much.
Hi, Lor.
Eep.
I'm starving.
Hey, I paid for those.
What are you -- ??
Every day, Falala Goldbloom eats
tw sugar-free mints, a nectarine,
and a half a cup of cabbage.
And I read where she's thinking
of cutting out the nectarine.
I guess it couldn't hurt to eat more
cabbage.
We want to be thin and beautiful like
Falala Goldbloom for Thompson.
Don't we?
Like Falala Goldbloom..
Come on, Lor.
You need more shoes.
Lor, don't you want to come
to Funville with us?
I'll, uh
see you later.
Noo, this "Falalalala Goldbloom"
is a scourge of America's youth.
It starts with dieting,
and ends with sorrow.
Thompson.
Lor?
Oh, wow.
You look, uh..
great.
See you tomorrow.
See?
He said you look great.
Looks like somebody made quite an
impression on the hunkster.
And we're just getting started~
It says here, Falala was
hospitalized for malnutrition.
Uh, her life has had so much tragedy.
It's soo romantic!
Uh, I'm starting to wonder
about this Falala girl.
Why do we want to be like her again?
Because,
she's the coolest!
This Sultan guy built
a 200-foot statue of her,
and she won't even
return his phone calls.
What do you see?
Evil.
Pure evil.
Whoa -- !
I do not know what
you think you are doing,
but I suggest you do
it in your own yards.
It's too late.
She's become one of them.
What happened to her?
I dunno.
Who was that?
Tino, trying out new identities
is all part of growing up.
Mom, she's wearing pink!
Ooh,
that is serious.
Those two girls have her walking like them,
talking like them, even thinking like them!
They've got her wondering
if nectarines are too fattening!
Well, you know, a lot
of girls Lor's age
can get into crash diets that
can be pretty dangerous.
So you're saying we have to stop her,
right?
Uh, wrong.
I think you should keep an eye on her
eating habits, but otherwise
Well, just because
Lor's your friend
doesn't mean you get to
decide what's right for her.
You have to support her choices.
But who knows what those
girls are gonna turn Lor into?
They're evil, I tell you, evil!
Uh, I think you're being a little extreme?
Extremism in the defense
of friendship is no vice!
It's time to draw a line in the sand!
Way extreme.
80% of the world's population eats
insects.
Hurrah.
That rounds out my list of
Top 10 Things I Wish I Didn't Know.
The other 20% of
us still prefer toast,
which I am also offering.
The toast line forms to my left.
What is wrong with these people?
She's offering cheap protein
that may cure Rheumatism,
that can be plucked right
off your kitchen counter,
and they want toast?
Ants are the meats of the future!
I was hoping meat would be
the meat of the future.
Okay, forget the ants.
We're behind schedule on Phase 2 of
Operation Save Lor.
You know, I've been thinking.
Isn't all this really Lor's decision?
Shouldn't we let her do what she wants?
Sounds like somebody's
been talkin' to his mom agian.
Nuh-uh!
Well, yeah.
You're saying if Lor wants to let those
creepy girls turn it into some kind of
mindless skinny automaton, we
should just stand by and do nothing?
Well, I don't know what
else we can
Automaton?
It was, like, really super of you, to help
me get ready to meet Thompson.
And we're going to keep helping you.
You are?
Because you need lots and lots of help.
I do?
Let's start with the five-year plan.
Step one, a whole new wardrobe.
Step two, plastic surgery to make
you look more like Falala Goldbloom.
We're both getting it, too.
Step three, modeling school.
Who is it?
It's us.
We wanted to tell you what's sorry we
spied on you.
And that we think the new you is totally
great.
And that if you want to be like Kristi and
Candy, we support your decision.
Thanks, guys.
I appreciate it.
And I'm sorry I blew you off.
Lor, you're..
You!
Yeah, you know, I really thought those
girls could help me make Thompson like me.
But then I thought, what good is it if he
likes me, but I don't like myself.
That's very mature.
That's freakishly mature.
Yeah, well, remind me how mature I am when
it turns out Thompson doesn't like me.
He seemed to think the
made-over me was pretty great.
Hi.
Oh, hi.
What happened to you?
Look, Thompson, that girl in the mall
yesterday wasn't me.
I mean, it was me, but well, I'm not her.
I mean, she's not me, or something.
Whatever.
I'm glad.
You had me scared.
Really?
Yeah, I was trying to be nice yesterday.
The other you creeped me out!
Like that scary model chick
with the pointy knees?
What's her name?
Falafel something?
I, really couldn't say.
Hey, how about a little
Motorcycle Space Adventure?
You're on,
but I'm not spottin' you any points.
He just said Falala is scary!
Oh.. kay?
Forget about her.
You know who else is the coolest?
No?
Janie Connor,
the champion rock climber.
Oh, yeah!
Let's go buy shorts and climbing boots.
Alright, so I guess it's okay to change
the way you dress and stuff.
But deep down, you gotta stay yourself.
And that's why I'll never change.
Unless I could be just
like Leonardo DiCaprio.
Oh, did I say that out loud?
Well, later days!