Tina and Bobby (2016) s01e03 Episode Script

Episode 3

1 Bloody hell.
Welcome to Morlands.
Come in.
It's all happening.
Thanks, darling.
Thank you.
You all right, lads? - Hi.
You having fun? - It's lovely.
- Yeah? Good.
Good.
Jen.
- Come and meet people.
- I said I'd wait for John.
- He's just gone to the toilet.
- Oh, come on! Carley.
This is my cousin, Jenny.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Carley works in advertising.
- Really? - What do you do? - Oh, I work in a bank.
- Investment or commercial? - High street.
- I'd hate to have my life discussed like that.
- Well - Well, apparently, this place cost £80,000.
- No! - God, hope they don't regret it.
- Well, why would they? Look at it.
- It's stunning.
- More champagne? Oh, Tina, sorry.
We didn't mean anything.
It's all right.
Thanks, Jude.
- Del.
- Tina.
- Hi.
When did you get here? - Wow, what a party.
A while ago now.
Aw.
Sorry.
It's a bit crazy.
It's all right.
Your fault for being so popular.
I was wondering if I could grab a moment with you and Bobby later on.
Got a proposition for you.
I wouldn't mind a refill.
I think you've had enough already.
Del wants a word.
- Here you are, Del.
- Del.
- Bobby.
Hear you've been chatting up my wife.
Listen, I've been looking at this place.
Woolston Hall, it's called.
Now, it needs a bit of TLC, but I think it could be the perfect setting for a private members' club.
- Sounds right up our street, Bobby.
- What's the joining fee? In this case, I'm thinking more business than pleasure.
I want you two to come in with me.
Since when have you been an expert in hospitality, Del? I know what a good time looks like.
So do these two.
Our friend, Mr Connery, is already on board.
And I've got two serious investors lined up but I wanted to give you two first refusal.
- Do you think it would be something for us? - Why not? - Sounds expensive.
Golden couple, golden price tag.
Now, you're gonna need a bit of vision, Bobby.
But I know you've never had any problems in that respect.
Land over there, perfect for another nine holes.
Building needs a bit of a facelift, obviously.
But it's got good bones and there's no denying its potential.
Come with me.
Want to show you inside.
Tina's gonna love this.
Room for a swimming pool round the back.
Er that's the golf course behind.
We had a band on the opening night.
Weather was perfect.
- Are those flamingos? - Yeah.
We had 'em sent in.
Adds to the drama.
- What's that? - That's the spa.
He's Vidal Sassoon's top man, him.
- Is he a footballer too? - No, Bob.
Oh, it's certainly very impressive, Tina.
- I don't know how you and Robert do it.
- You should come.
- Make a day of it.
- Hm-mm.
- Sounds nice, doesn't it, Bob? - Yeah.
Moore.
In trouble! Lubanski! Moore was too casual! 2-0.
Got a moment, Bobby? Oh.
Yeah.
Alf, I had a horrible game.
I'm sorry.
And I know I've had a bit of a dip in my form lately - but I am working on it.
- Now, don't be too hard on yourself.
No.
It was unforgivable.
But it won't happen again.
I am I can assure you I'm totally focused on the next match.
Perhaps now would be a good time for some breathing space.
I've got to balance the team as a whole.
And I know you'd agree that Norman earned his chance.
You're you're dropping me? Let's just take it one game at a time, shall we? Right.
I'll leave you in peace.
On there.
That's it.
Bobby.
- I made lunch.
- Not hungry.
- Dad's back.
- No, go and play.
See your dad later.
Go on.
Don't beat yourself up.
It's one match.
Alf's dropped me.
What? He can't do that.
You're his captain.
I deserved it.
- I let the boys down.
- Come on.
You're always so hard on yourself.
It was a slip-up.
He's probably resting you.
He's not resting me.
My England days are over.
Bobby, look, whatever happens the kids and I love you and think you're amazing.
I know you can't see it now but we've got so many things to be thankful for.
Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday, dear Daddy - Happy birthday to you - Wow.
Thank you.
- Hmmmm.
- Why has Daddy only got one candle? Because when you're as old as I am, you can't fit them on the cake.
- Mwah.
- Look at all this.
- Here.
What's this? A diamond ring? - Del helped me pick it.
- Come here.
Over here.
Let's go.
Yeahhhhhhh! If it's not right, we can take it back.
There's nothing in the streets - Who's up for a test drive? - Ya! And the slogans are replaced by the by Del, you're not going, are you? I've been thinking of giving taster sessions at Woolston Hall.
Giving discounts for people who sign up.
Del? I'm sorry, Tina.
I never thought this would happen.
- What? - You should probably talk to Bobby about it.
What do you mean? I hope this won't affect our friendship.
You take care.
- How could it get this bad? - I'll talk you through the statements.
- It's all there.
- You should have kept on top of things.
- This club was your venture.
- And you're my business manager.
Oh, come on.
I know it's a shock but I warned you this was a high risk investment.
- Don't you dare gloat.
- I take no pleasure in this.
None at all! Bobby.
Just saw Del.
Can't be that bad.
All businesses lose money in the first year.
The income's not even covering the overheads.
Woolston Hall is miles in the red.
- The only option is to fold.
- Well, we'll sell back our share.
- Lose £5,000.
- It's worse than that.
How much? Tell me, Bobby.
A hundred grand.
Where are we gonna get the money? I don't know.
What we gonna do? The kids' schools.
The mortgage on this place, Spain.
Hey, come here.
I'll take care of it.
I promise.
Ron, I need to make my last years on the pitch pay.
It's time for me to leave the club.
Now, we've had our differences but I hope we can part ways respectfully.
I've always had the utmost respect for you, Bobby.
Only wish you could have said the same about me.
I think it's a pity.
- I thought we could have achieved so much more.
- We've had a fair run.
- I've worked hard.
- You have.
Yes.
When it suited you.
Are you gonna let me go or not? If you've made up your mind, I'll tell the board and we'll get the word out that you're available.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
£50,000 fee.
A fee? No, I need a free transfer.
I'd be letting my club down if I let you go for nothing.
This isn't about the club.
No, this is personal.
Football is my life, Bobby.
Of course it's personal.
Without a free transfer, you won't get a signing-on fee.
- We needed the lump sum.
You should have told Ron.
- What? Get down on my hands and knees? The man's impossible.
- What now? - It'll be OK.
Fulham have come in.
They're offering a decent wage.
- We'll just have to chip away at the debt.
- It could take years.
- You're 33.
- I'm still fit.
- You're not superhuman.
- You called me a god once, remember? - Bobby, I'm being serious.
I don't know.
- Look, something'll come up.
Another advert, maybe.
- Be realistic.
- Do we have to sell this place? - No.
I'd rather do that than get the kids out of school.
Maybe you should just rein it in.
Stop shopping at Harrods.
- I hardly ever shop there! - Let's not pretend you don't enjoy the finer things.
- Are you blaming me for this? - Of course not.
- Well, I'll get a job.
- You don't need to do that.
- I want to help.
Contribute.
- I can provide for us.
- It shouldn't rest on your shoulders.
It's too big a burden.
What you doing? It's our last bottle so enjoy it.
Bottoms up.
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time Till touchdown brings me round again to find - Bobby.
- Elton.
- Thanks for dropping by.
I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh, no, no, I'm a rocket man Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together.
Retiring today after 1,000 games in professional football Mr Bobby Moore.
Start spreading the news I'm leaving today I want to be a part of it New York, New York These vagabond shoes Are longing to stray How was Watford? - I got a job.
- What? - Where? - In a bakery (!) - Manager.
- Really? I met with Elton John and he thinks I'd be a good fit.
Watford aren't the greatest club in the world but it's a good start.
See? Not ready for the knacker's yard just yet.
Let's have another baby.
Why not? You're not too old.
Where's this come from? I thought we'd done all that.
- You loved having small children.
- I had help.
So? Get help again.
And I was thinking we could look into buying a new villa out here.
- You know, like our old one.
- This is our first holiday in three years.
Yeah, and I'm manager of Watford now.
A whole new start.
Well, I'm about to start work.
Plenty of time for all that.
We've got our whole lives ahead of us, Tina.
Hey.
Think about it.
- You're serious.
- Mm-hm.
All right.
I'll think about it.
I don't get it.
I thought they offered you the job.
I must have got it wrong, mustn't I? Well you don't want to work for them anyway.
Oh, come on.
It's the first team that showed an interest.
- What are they? Third Division.
- Fourth.
See? You've dodged a bullet if you ask me.
You'll be fine.
I promise.
As England's new manager, what do you intend to do for the team? The boys have taken a knock lately so I'll be starting from the ground up.
Building confidence.
Instilling a team mentality.
And to help me, I'll be bringing one of the stars of the '66 squad as my assistant.
- Geoff Hurst.
- Don't let this knock you.
You're still worth a lot.
You'd be an asset to any team.
- Please, Tina.
- What? I'm trying You don't know the first thing about the FA so please stay out of it.
Thank you for your time.
How's Tina? Fine.
She's er She's just got a new job.
Doing very well.
So what have you got for me, Jack? Only so much gardening a bloke can do.
Yeah, I might have an exhibition match coming up in August.
- August? That's months away.
- And there's a charity thing - I'm waiting to hear back from.
A fantastic cause.
- That's great.
- But I need to keep earning.
- Bobby, what can I do? Things have gone quiet.
It will perk up, though.
- What about management? - Oxford City did ask if you were available.
- What did you say? - Nothing.
They're non-league.
A bunch of part-timers.
I've been out of work for 18 months.
I'm climbing the walls.
Bobby, trust me.
Something will turn up.
Tell them I'll take it.
- Bobby! - I'll take it.
Wide.
Get it wide.
Cross it early.
Cross it early! Oh.
For Pete's sake Pull back.
Chase him.
Chase him! Come on.
Oh! Don't take it too hard, lads.
We've just got to put a bit of graft in.
First thing Monday morning, we'll get working on the back four.
Right? Thing is, Mr Moore, most of us do nine-to-fives.
Nothing I'd like more than to skip work.
Thanks for the call.
It's nice to do something.
Just the two of us.
- How are things? - Roberta's hormonal.
Dean's discovered Pink Floyd.
If I hear Another Brick In The Wall one more time, - I'm gonna lose my mind.
- Bobby OK? Well, the truth is, I'm worried about him.
He's killing himself at Oxford City.
He spends so much time away and when he is home, he doesn't speak.
I'm sorry.
Tina, that must be really hard for you.
It's fine.
I can cope.
I just want him to be OK.
What he's been through the past few years.
- It's beneath him.
- Yes, it is.
What? Carley, what is it? - I'm only telling you this because I respect you, Tina.
- OK.
Bobby's having an affair.
Oh, don't be stupid.
- We ran into him in Tramp.
He was with another woman.
- That doesn't mean That could be anyone.
- Why are you saying this to me? - I care about you, Tina.
I don't want him to make a fool of you.
Did you and Carley fall out? Why would you say that? You've barely said a word since you came back from your lunch.
She said something.
Clearly rubbish.
But it just wasn't very nice.
What? Don't get angry.
Tina? She said you were having an affair.
Of course it's rubbish.
She saw you with a woman in Tramp.
So? Me and the lads go there all the time.
Of course I speak to women.
I speak to a lot of people.
- That's generally what you do on a night out.
- I don't understand why she'd say it.
You believe her? Don't you? - She's nothing but a jealous, vindictive bitch.
- Bobby! - I'm sorry.
But I won't let her come between us.
I would never cheat on you, Tina.
Never.
I've always fancied Hong Kong.
I suppose I'll have to hand my notice in at work.
- It's up to you, Tina.
- What do you mean? Well, you could stay here.
If you wanted to.
I don't expect you to turn your life upside down for my job.
Well, how long will you be over there for? It's hard to say.
Well, if it's only for a few months, it makes sense for me to stay.
I dunno.
Hopefully longer than that.
Er would you like me to come with you? It's up to you.
You've never wanted me to work before.
Well, I can see it makes you happy.
I'm proud of you.
Can't you get a job nearer? Hong Kong is not exactly famous for football, is it? - Since when did you become the expert? - You know what I mean.
Well, I've accepted the job and I'm gonna do it to the best of my ability.
If you want to stay, I'll understand.
We'll make it work.
Otherwise, come with me.
I want to come with you.
- Great.
- OK.
- Alan Balls is second in command so that cheered him up.
- Oh.
It'll be nice to see Lesley when we're out there.
- Well, yeah, I think you'll have fun.
- It's not ideal.
At least he's not moping around here drinking.
- Hello, Tina speaking.
- Hello, Mrs Moore.
It's John again.
- They want it.
- Oh, great.
All right.
- Well, what did Mr Moore say? - I haven't spoken to him yet.
You haven't.
All right.
Well, erm Could I give you a call back? - Yes, of course.
I'll leave it with you.
- All right.
Bye.
- Cheerio.
- Someone wants to rent the house while we're away.
- Great.
- Yeah.
I need to speak to Bobby before accepting.
Think I should call? - Well, what time will it be over there now? - About 5am.
Don't see why not.
Yeah.
Hope he's not too grumpy.
- Hello? - Oh.
Hello.
I must have dialled the wrong number.
Erm I'm looking for Bobby Moore.
Er yeah.
Just one minute.
Hello.
Who's this? It's your wife.
Who's she? No-one.
Sister of the man who owns the flat.
Was that her? Yeah.
He's in bed with another woman.
Right now he's lying next to her.
Tina, I swear it's true.
I've always trusted him.
Always.
Even when Carley I feel so stupid.
I'm as shocked as you are, we all know there's womanisers in the game.
But not Bobby.
No.
- He adores you.
- I've given him everything.
Everything.
From the moment we met .
.
it was him, you know.
The kids.
Even our business.
Everything with Jack.
It was It was us.
As a couple.
The golden couple (!) What am I gonna do? Well, are you gonna go out there? Do you think she's young? Younger than me.
You're still young, Tina.
I'm gonna have to fight.
Tina.
You said you were getting in tomorrow.
- I would have met you at the airport.
- I wanted to surprise you.
- How was the flight? - Fine.
You must be tired.
I want a drink.
Do you have any wine? Look at me.
What? What? Nothing, it's just I think I've got a bit of a problem.
What do you mean, 'a bit of a problem'? Does your problem have a name? - Please, Tina.
- Who is she? Where did you meet her? How long has it been going on for? - Bobby, for God's sake! - Tina! I've got a problem.
I'm trying to fix it.
That's all you need to know.
- Thank you.
- Ooh, it looks nice.
- What did you get? - Sweet and sour.
When did you learn how to use them? - Teach me.
- It's easy.
- The weather forecast looks nice for your day off tomorrow.
- Hm.
We should get the tram to Victoria Peak.
Panoramic views of the island.
- Someone's been reading the guide book.
- Actually I was planning to watch Yuen Long play.
You're seeing how they're set up? Be happy to go.
- Why don't we all go? - You have a day off, Alan.
- Can't I come? - I just said.
- I would like to see more of Hong Kong.
Tina.
Can't you put me first for once in your life instead of second to football? What makes you think you're as high up as second? Thank you.
Good night.
- Was that her? - What? - Just then, was that her? Tell me.
Tell me or I'll scream.
Is this still going on? Are you still with her? Bobby, please, I'm losing my mind here.
I need to know what you're thinking.
This is me.
Us.
We're a team.
You need me! This other woman, she doesn't matter.
We can forget about it.
Let's just Let's go back and start again.
Please, Bobby.
Please.
I love her.
I love her, Tina.
I'm sorry.
I'm your wife.
I am your wife! - Not her! - Please, Tina! Oh.
I'm sorry.
Then I'm leaving.
Tina! Tina! The rumours.
Are they true? Keep driving.
You're back.
Will you give me another chance? Please.
What about her? I want to make it work.
Bobby, dinner! Dinner's ready.
- It's really nice.
- Sorry, it's nothing special.
This is great.
Thank you.
Roberta's exams start next week.
I know.
I bought her a card.
She's working hard.
Dean's school could take a leaf out of their book.
Oh erm remember we have to go in on Friday.
Talk about his truanting.
Hm.
You will talk to him? I said I would.
Yeah.
14.
Erm Well, it's a difficult age.
And it's not been easy with you being away.
- I'll er I'll phone him tomorrow.
- Thanks.
You done? Yeah.
Yeah.
You're not really here, are you? - Of course I am.
- No.
You're like a guest staying in a hotel.
I want you back.
I want my husband back.
And if you can't do it What? Then what? I'm going out.
If you're here when I get back, we'll make a real go of it.
If not, I expect you to be gone.
Bobby? You look tired.
Robert? I've moved out.
Moved out? Where? I'm renting a renting a flat.
Until I get something more permanent sorted.
You mean on your own? How could Tina have done this? Actually erm .
.
it's my fault.
Oh, Robert.
You absolute idiot.
Bobby.
- Tina.
- Jen.
I only found out yesterday.
I left messages but you weren't answering the phone.
- I'm sorry, Tina.
- Would you like a cup of tea? - Who told you? - Bobby.
- How is he? - I dunno.
I didn't ask how he was.
I was too angry.
- What did he say? - He's worried about you.
Did you say I was all right? Cos I am.
I will be.
Come and stay with John and me.
I don't want to intrude.
I'm not gonna stand by and watch you fall apart Tina Teen.
You sounded just like Mum then.
You'll hear it all officially anyway but I wanted to put your mind at rest.
Robert's giving you everything.
Erm what do you mean? The house? All of it.
I I didn't expect It's what he wants.
It's a terrible shame.
You'll be all right, Tina.
You've got You've got a big personality.
You'll be all right.
Thank you, Doss.
Due to divorce, entire contents of luxury home - in Chigwell for sale.
- It's like a giant jumble sale.
Welcome to Morlands.
Kathy.
We're running out of stuff to sell.
All right.
Well, what about the carpet? Yeah.
Carpet.
Great idea.
Who wants a bit of carpet walked on by the great Bobby Moore? A pound a yard.
A pound a yard.
The time has come to make or break Move on, don't hesitate Breakout, don't stop to ask Now you've found a break to make it last I always thought Bobby was such a good man.
He still is.
How can you say that after everything? People do strange things when they get rejected.
- You didn't reject him.
- No, but football did.
He had to start again.
Yeah, he wanted to be a draughtsman before he got scouted for West Ham.
Imagine how different our lives would have been.
Do you think you would have been as happy? Maybe not.
Maybe not as sad either.
So what now? Well - Cheers.
- Cheers.
Got this fever that I can't control That I can't control Music makes me move my body; makes me move my soul Makes me move my soul Doc, you'd better give me something cos I'm burning up Yes, I'm burning up Doc, you've got to find a cure or we're gonna die Yes, we're gonna die You don't know, don't know - How I'm gonna deal with you - Hello.
Roberta.
How are you, darling? Yeah, I've finished with this place so you can come and visit soon.
Oh, I've got a lot of things to sort out.
Can't wait to see you and Dean.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think I'm gonna be really happy here.
This is the London-Victoria train Madam.
Bobby.
What you doing here? Covering a match in Brighton.
Just going home.
How are you? Fine.
Fine.
Nice coat.
Always did like quality.
I don't get much chance to wear it in Miami.
What brings you back? Can't get a decent roast out there for love nor money.
Funny.
I was just thinking about our first Sunday lunch at Gants Hill - the other day.
- Were you? You were determined to be the perfect housewife.
Your mum saw straight through me.
What did she say? "Never had mash with a roast before.
" Yes.
Tina I always meant to say sorry.
Bobby Please.
Clapham Junction.
Next stop, Clapham Junction.
Sorry.
Your stop.
Yeah.
Bom-ber-ber-bom, ber-bom, ber-bom-bom Ber-bom, ber-ber-bom, ber-dang-a-dang, dang Ber-ding-a-dong, ding blue moon, moon, moon Blue moon, doop de doop, de doop moon, moon, moon, blue moon You still got this old case, then? - What? You hear for a month, are you? Looks like it.
- No.
That's small.
It is.
It's small.
Blue moon You saw me standing alone Without a dream in my heart Without a love of my own Ber-bom, ber-ber-bom, ber dang-a-dang, dang Ber-ding-a-dong-ding Blue moon You knew just what I was there for You heard me saying a prayer for Someone I really could care for And then there suddenly appeared before me The only one my arms will ever hold I heard somebody whisper, "Please adore me" And when I looked, the moon had turned to gold Oooh, blue moon
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