Transformers: Rescue Bots (2011) s03e01 Episode Script

Land Before Prime

Optimus: Rescue Force Sigma 17.
You have learned much since my last routine inspection.
I am impressed with what I see.
I hope so.
Heatwave waxed his chassis like nine times for this.
But I also wish to examine how well you work with your partners.
Yeah.
Okay, Burns family.
Let's show Optimus Prime what we've got.
You can watch with me! I know the best seat in the firehouse.
Thank you, Cody.
Graham: Ready, Boulder? Just follow this sequence of angles and impacts and everything should work.
On it, Graham.
Let's get artistic.
( Grunting ) ( Dramatic theme playing ) - Noble! - Kade: Yawn.
Being a first responder is all about speed.
Watch this! Just like we practiced, Chase.
Hug the turns.
I will embrace them heartily, chief.
Hang on, Kade.
This way's faster.
Uh, but there's no road that way.
Heatwave? Heatwave?! There's no road! ( Dramatic theme playing ) What took you so long, Chase? Chase: Do you have a permit to operate a motorized watercraft in the air? Dani: Eyes on the skies, guys.
Blades is gonna loop the Griffin.
Yeah! I'm gonna wait, what? ( Blades screaming ) Hey, Dani, that wasn't so bad.
( Ominous theme playing ) ( Screeches ) But that is! ( Screeching ) A routine patrol with four bots in stasis years later awoke in the strangest of places Earth was their home now and in addition Optimus Prime gave them this mission learn from the humans serve and protect live in their world earn their respect a family of heroes will be your allies to others remain robots in disguise Rescue bots roll to the rescue humans in need heroes indeed Rescue bots roll to the rescue Rescue bots ( screeching ) ( Action theme playing ) Dani, it's gaining on us! Not for long.
We just have to fly higher and faster.
Aah! Normally, I'd say "no way.
" But today I'll make an exception! ( Growling ) Dad, I think we just got chased by a Pterodactyl.
Pterodactyl? I guess it doesn't know it's extinct.
Cody, do you have a visual? Cody: It's landing on mount Griffin.
Burns: Call Doc Greene.
Chase and I'll close the mountain trails and meet the team at the firehouse.
A Pterodactyl! How exciting.
I've wanted to see one since I was the size of a Compsognathus.
I appreciate you taking a closer look, Doc.
Blades: I'm telling you, that Pterodactyl is the same one that attacked me before.
Wait, you mean months ago in the underground cave? I never forget something that tries to eat me.
Maybe it flew up here somehow.
When the mining tunnels collapsed.
Much has happened in my absence.
Definitely, Sir.
The humans gave thanks for the ritual stuffing of a creature called a turkey.
Then purchased goods at discount on the darkest day of the week.
Graham: Uh, I think Optimus means this: A chain of explosions opened deep sinkholes beneath Griffin Rock.
It's possible one of them reached as far down as the prehistoric caverns.
Aww Wait, that's me?! Graham! Oops.
Wrong album.
( Playing flat notes ) Scratch bugling off the list.
Is there a sick moose out here? That was me.
I'm just trying to choose my lad pioneer merit project.
It has to be fun and educational.
That's easy.
Self-defense.
It's fun, and I'll educate you.
Here, pretend this is an oncoming Morbot.
Arms out to block and ( Grunts ) Now you try.
Trust me, this'll even impress the adult pioneers.
( Grunting ) Ah.
Back to the book.
I'd offer you a chair, but Thank you, chief.
I can observe any rescues quite well from here.
( Monitor beeping ) Unfortunately, yes.
I can report that the Pterodactyl is real.
And she apparently finds me attractive! Doc, when I said observe that thing, I meant with a telescope.
You say potato, i say solanum tuberosum.
I'm sending air support.
And a cage.
Be careful! ( Coos ) ( Greene laughs ) That's kind of you to say.
But I'm afraid I'm really not your type.
Or species.
Dani ( Over loudspeaker ): Look out below, Doc! We're gonna try to catch that bird.
( Dramatic theme playing ) ( Screeching ) ( Growling ) Ow! Ow! Ow! Beak! Ow! There! Now that my tracking device is in place, we can release the Pterodactyl.
Release it? We just caught it.
From her behavior, I judge this lizard bird to be a nesting mother.
She'll want to get home to her babies.
And if we track her back to her nest, we'll see how she got here! ( Screeching ) ( Grunting and yelling ) ( Screeching ) Graham: She's leaving the island.
The open subterranean rift must not be on Griffin Rock.
That thing flies, not swims.
How did it come up from the ocean? The ocean's not the only thing out there.
- What about Wayward island? - Blades: What about Hawaii? What? I mean, while we're guessing, let's try there.
I would be happy to search for the deep-Earth passage, chief.
A chance to study a Pterodactyl in the wild is one in 65 million.
I don't know, Doc.
It's dangerous.
I'll take Trex! What more logical bodyguard than a dinosaur? ( Dramatic theme playing ) We're nearing the Pterodactyl.
Can you dock on the shore ahead? Back soon, no need to worry.
Unless you hear yelling.
In which case, you are not only free to worry, but to come assist us.
( Majestic theme playing ) ( Dramatic theme playing ) Great thunder lizards! I've dreamed of meeting real dinosaurs since I was a child.
Trex, let's go say hello.
This must be the sinkhole Graham was looking for.
Down, Trex.
( Greene grunting ) ( Dramatic theme playing ) ( Both grunt ) ( Pterodactyl screeches ) ( Ominous theme playing ) Not exactly how my dream went.
Kade! Heatwave! Help! ( Roars ) ( Roars ) I could use your assistance, Trex! Trex is stuck.
( Ominous theme playing ) ( Roaring ) ( Heroic theme playing ) Run for the shore, Doc! Hurry! ( Dinosaur whining ) Back off, scaly.
I've dealt with your kind before.
( Heatwave & Kade grunt ) But that's a new one.
( Grunts ) Can't you avoid him, Heatwave? Let's get out of here before those things smash us into fossil fuel! ( Heatwave growls ) ( Dinosaurs growling ) ( Roars ) Poor Trex.
I'm sorry we had to leave him behind.
We'll be back.
I have a score to settle with those dinosaurs.
Well? What do you think? Uh, I'm not even sure what language that is.
Math! They're unsolvable equations from Gremski Tech.
Heatwave told us about your lad pioneer project.
Working on these would be perfect for it.
- But if they're unsolvable - They'll be even more fun! You two go ahead.
I'm supposed to meet Chase in the bunker.
But thanks.
Chase? You down here? Welcome to police challenge, law enforcement's favorite game! Contestant number 1, come on downward! Woo-hoo! Cody! Uh, Chase, what is all this? Your lad pioneer merit project.
Blades assures me that game shows are fun and educational in equal measures.
Question 1: You see a speeding car with a broken tail light in a construction zone.
Which ordinances are being violated? ( Blades humming quiz music ) I I really don't know police codes.
( Imitates buzzer ) The answer is: All of them! Ha-ha-ha! Time for the lightning round! Blades, is the lightning ready? Uh, thanks guys.
But I don't think this is working out.
Cody.
It seems there are many helpful opinions about what your project should be.
But no one has asked what you would like to do.
That is the only answer that matters, Cody.
And it can only come from you.
Kade ( On pa ): Everyone to the garage.
Doc's back, with a dinosaur of a tale.
Then they attacked us! Herbivores and carnivores, working together! Yeah.
And I've got the dino-sores to prove it.
But where did they all come from? That subterranean passage Doc found.
They could have been living underground for millions of years.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa, whoa! We've been walking on top of dinosaurs our whole lives? There are more things under this Earth, Kade, than most humans know.
I'd like to keep it that way.
Look at this.
The Mayor has spared no expense in creating a tourist photo spot for our one and only Griffin Rock Pterodactyl.
Uh, trademark pending.
Heh-heh.
If the Mayor knew what's over on Wayward We have to protect those dinos.
- Get them back home underground.
- Blades: W-w-wait! You want us to willingly go to an island full of dinosaurs? No thanks.
I've seen that movie.
We would be honored if you led our mission, Optimus.
Thank you, Heatwave.
But I will stay with Cody and observe your team on a full-scale mission.
We won't let you down, Sir.
Rescue bots, roll to the rescue! ( Heroic theme playing ) There.
I boosted this hover camera's feed so Cody and Optimus can keep track of us at home.
Good thinking Graham.
Into your bots, everyone.
We don't want any more surprises.
Look, there's Trex! Trex is good boy.
( Roaring ) And there's the scary version.
( Ominous theme playing ) I wonder why the dinosaurs are so upset.
We haven't done anything.
Probably holding a grudge from last time.
Clear those boulders out, team.
Time for these dinos to go home.
Stand aside for your own safety.
Unh! And for mine as well.
( Growling ) ( Grunting ) Stop! We're trying to help you! Ugh.
Maybe I wasn't clear.
( Grunting ) Blades, what are you doing? We have to get out of here.
If we stay really still he can't see us.
I saw it on TV! ( Growling ) What's our rule about television? Even if it's a documentary it's not always real.
Aah! Hey! He bit my tail rotor! Blades is hurt! We need help! ( Grunting ) Boulder: Gotcha, buddy.
Fall back and regroup! That's strange.
I wonder why the dinosaurs aren't chasing us.
( Ominous theme playing ) Chase: I believe you have your answer, Boulder.
Blades: Eww! What is this stuff? Tar.
But since when are there tar pits on Wayward island? This goo must have bubbled up from another underground rift.
I don't care where it came from, how do we get out of it? We hope Cody and Optimus are watching.
( Ominous theme playing ) ( Rescue bots grunting ) Oh, no.
They're stuck in that tar pit.
And sinking fast.
Then my time for simply observing has come to an end.
Wait! Optimus, please.
I have to go with you.
They're my family.
I understand how important they are to you Cody.
You may ride with me.
First we're going to have to find a boat.
Where we're going, we don't need boats.
( Dramatic theme playing ) Dad, we're here.
Are you guys okay? Been better, son.
Glad you came to help.
But be careful.
Those dinosaurs mean business.
Optimus: As do we, chief Burns.
I am following your comm signal now.
( Growling ) ( Dramatic theme playing ) Why won't they let us through? Optimus: These creatures view anything not a dinosaur as a threat.
Too bad Trex can't help us.
Optimus: Perhaps he can.
Stay here, Cody Burns.
( Dinosaurs growling ) ( Grunting ) ( Growling ) ( Dramatic theme playing ) ( Roars ) Whoa! What did you just do? I scanned Trex to gain a new form.
You look way cooler than Trex.
Scanning a creature that is part biological and part machine can produce unpredictable results.
Is that cool? Let's see what the other dinosaurs think.
( Roaring ) ( Roars ) Definitely cool.
( Kade grunting ) Heatwave, can't you open your window any further? Not unless you feel like swimming in tar.
I told you you shouldn't have eaten that entire pizza.
( Kade grunting ) ( Dinosaurs & Optimus roaring ) What was that? ( Dramatic theme playing ) Close the window! Close the window! don't worry, guys.
It's just us.
That's Optimus? Whoa! Optimus is a triple changer? Why didn't anybody tell me? Appreciate the assist, Optimus.
And may I say, Sir, I have never been so happy to be bitten by a dinosaur.
( Dramatic theme playing ) ( All grunting ) Optimus, I apologize.
We have failed you in this mission.
This mission is not yet finished.
Let us accomplish it together.
( Roars ) ( Growling ) ( Roaring ) Ha! Those overgrown lizards don't stand a chance against Optimus.
We'll clear that hole in no time.
Wait, Heatwave! Has anybody asked the dinosaurs what they want to do? I don't think they'd answer.
They're dinosaurs.
Their objective is obvious.
To keep us away from that opening.
Maybe somebody should ask them why they want that so badly.
You are right, Cody Burns.
Their answer is the one that matters.
( Roars ) Optimus is a dinosaur whisperer? I am so out of the loop.
( All chittering ) Baby dinosaurs! The adults were merely attempting to protect their young.
That's why they wouldn't let anyone else near.
Cover your ears, Cody Burns.
( Roars ) Sir! They're attacking Optimus.
No, Chase.
They're thanking him.
( Dinosaur babies purring ) ( Growls softly ) ( Pterodactyl screeches ) ( Tender theme playing ) Oh! Dino babies are so cute! They bite too, you know.
We'd better seal up that crack to keep those dinosaurs safe underground again.
And off the Mayor's tourist attraction list.
Ugh.
You are welcome, Trex.
Next time, a simple handshake will suffice.
Way to go opti ( Growling ) Optimus? I am ah.
Sorry, Heatwave.
It seems I am not yet accustomed to my new primal form.
Let's finish up here and get back to the boat, team.
I think it's time this mission is prehistory.
Ahh.
Finally, I don't smell like a freshly-paved road.
Tar is one of Earth's more pungent substances.
Second, perhaps, to limburger cheese.
Hey guys.
Oh.
Did Optimus leave already? Nope.
He's staying a few more days.
Least till he gets used to his new primal form.
Good.
I can't wait to show him my lad pioneer project.
What did you decide to do? After our experience with the dinosaurs, I built a model of one.
I tried to make it super-realistic.
Aah! Who left this on my helipad? Congratulations.
It appears you have succeeded.

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