Trying (2020) s03e06 Episode Script

- You're sure that's her?
- Definitely.
- How sure?
- Ninety-five to one hundred percent.
Would you recognize her
if you saw her again?
Yeah. There she is.
- You know what I'm gonna say, don't you?
- What?
- Robert D
- No. Oh, come on.
- Robert Downey Jr. was not in Tesco's.
- Why not?
Why would he be? He's got
assistants and stuff for that.
No, Robert's not like that.
Robert's like He's like you and me.
She must be some sort of relative.
Are we being stalked?
Look, even if that is her, right?
Then it it could
easily be a coincidence.
- It wasn't a coincidence.
- All right. Let me ask you this.
Did you Did you sit with
her, or did she sit with you?
She sat with me. Yeah.
She definitely sat with
me, and she saw Princess,
and she didn't tell
me that she knew her.
Oh, God.
And then she was, like, saying
stuff about about family,
about fighting for family.
I think she was trying to intimidate me.
She said
"My family knew the Krays."
Did she sound like that,
or are you just doing that
voice to make it sound worse,
- the way people do?
- Jase, they are gangsters.
- Get away from the window.
- Oh, Nikki, don't be silly.
Look, that's just how people
from the East End speak.
It's all geezer, family, Krays,
geezer, geezer, Parklife, geezer.
- There's more.
- What?
I I may have opened up to her
- and and told her some things.
- What things? What things?
Just about when me and
Princess weren't getting along.
Bloody hell. Can you not meet one person
without telling them everything?
- No, I don't!
- Come on.
Last week the postman asked
me if my rash had cleared up.
And then she was there when you called
when you were taking Tyler to A&E.
Jase, oh, no. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, but I didn't know!
- What if she's dangerous?
- She's not dangerous.
Jase.
She's not dangerous, Nikki. Trust me.
- Okay.
- All right?
Their grandmother? How did she find us?
Do we need protection?
Should we be getting bodyguards?
It's the council.
I had to bring a kettle from home.
We don't have bodyguard money.
But, Noah, I just I didn't
know that there'd be stalking.
Yeah, we should put
that in the welcome pack.
So, we'd been told that they
couldn't make contact with us.
- Yeah.
- Well, she is their grandmother.
People get ideas.
Look, it's only a few weeks
until we go before the judge.
I'll talk to her.
Does this mean she wants
custody of the kids?
Well, she knows that's not
an option because of her age.
And she didn't try and talk to them.
Well, so so what?
Well, I'd say it was
you she was watching.
I've never heard of Faraday Books.
Are you sure they're legit?
Yeah. I've scoured the website.
Nothing but quality fonts all around.
It just seems a bit quick.
You know, to read a blog and
then just decide to publish it.
Well, publishing companies are
very nimble these days, you know?
They're very quick to react.
The Internet, that's-that's
where all the talent is.
If Hemingway were writing
now, he'd be writing a blog.
- Why don't you just keep blogging then?
- God, no. Can you imagine?
Hey, lots of, uh Lots
of A-listers on their books.
Ah, hmm. There's that comedian.
She's on that panel thing I hate.
And he's a reality person.
These are not A-list
celebrities, Scott.
They're Z-list, and that's only
'cause the alphabet only goes up to Z.
I would ask you to be
a little more positive.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's just the
I have a person inside me who needs
2,000 calories a day until 2040,
so I'm just not in a "follow your heart,
your dreams fly on magical wings" place.
What I do have faith in you, though.
- You do?
- Mm-hmm.
Mmm.
Good, actually, because, big news
I've handed in my notice.
- Wha
- Yeah.
I think it's the perfect
time to jump. I really do.
And, listen, good things happen
when you commit to things.
You know? Even if you're
not certain it'll work out.
I mean, look at you and I.
Right. I'm off for a nap.
It's awful, being pregnant. It's awful.
- I can't even have a hot bath.
- What?
Yeah. I bathe. I do not shower.
I'm not an American or a muddy dog.
You're just constantly patronized.
- Well, that's nice!
- No, no, I'll get that.
Uh, no.
- You see?
- Right.
Is it okay if we don't
stay here too long?
Why?
No, it's
No reason. I'm just
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. That's her.
What?
Who?
Nikki.
Hey.
Oh, God. Oh, sorry.
Sorry sorry, I I
thought you were someone else.
Sorry.
Hello, mate.
Can I have a look at that?
Tyler, let me have a look.
Thank you.
Those pajamas are a bit big
for you, aren't they, mate, eh?
You know, I think we
might have to let him go.
- Why?
- Well, he's dangerous.
I mean, he's already
put you in A&E once.
And I think, uh
I think it is important to
be able to let things go.
Because it is only just a a thing.
And things come and go.
It's people that we need to hang on to.
And you've got us now. You
don't need Adam anymore.
Come here. Here's a good boy.
I'm sorry, but this is clearly
a case of mistaken identity.
You know you're still
holding the shopping?
Not just a scarecrow, eh?
- She called me a scarecrow last week.
- What?
What? What What is
going on? What is happening?
You You know she's pregnant.
You are imprisoning a pregnant woman.
It is bad to stress them
out. They get very stressed.
I'm fine.
I'm not a dolphin at SeaWorld.
- Do you wanna sit down?
- No, I do not want to sit down.
I can see the chair, and
if I wanted to, I would.
- What would be stopping me?
- Yeah
You? You wait here.
Right, well, I might be off.
Excuse me?
Are you serious? Are
you leaving me here?
- Well, you'll be fine.
- Karen, sit down.
Will everybody stop
telling me to sit down?
Fine, well, stand up then,
but you are not leaving.
Gosh
What?
They want us to have a meeting with Bev,
and I just I don't trust her.
I sort of brought you some water.
Did I ask for some water?
Nope. No, you No, you did not.
- I will be right back.
- Okay.
They treat you like an invalid.
I'm still slimmer than most
non-pregnant women, so
Karen, will you just give it a rest?
- What's the matter with you?
- You! You are driving me mad.
- What
- Do you know how lucky you are?
I mean, you are gonna have a child,
and you don't have to do anything.
No forms, no assessments, no
stalking grandmas, nothing.
You You just have to stay alive.
Nature will do everything.
I mean, you could just lie in
bed for the next nine months
if you wanted to.
Uh, childbirth is
More lying in bed!
It is hard.
Well, then they will give you
free drugs to make it not hard.
Can I take drugs to take
my problems away? No.
Well, yes.
Yes, but they would still
be there when I wake up,
unlike yours, which will
have been taken out of you
by a team of experts and
turned into a lifetime of joy.
While you were high!
- The police are on their way.
- The police?
Okay.
Okay, okay. C-Can I just
explain something to you?
Now is a really bad time for
me to be getting arrested.
Really? Why didn't you say?
Honestly? Honestly. Oh.
Well, uh, no, I didn't think you'd care.
Okay. Okay. You're being sarcastic.
J
Karen?
Karen! Karen, are you okay?
No. No, I am not. I'm too hot.
And I don't know if it's me or
the room because I never know.
They should put up a sign in hot rooms.
You know, it isn't easy,
and I am getting really scared.
Right, about the police?
- No! Not about the police!
- Oh.
You know, I'm 39, and
I'm a geriatric mother.
How is that right?
I haven't even paid off
my student bloody loan.
You know, I looked it up,
and Ryan Giggs, he played in the
Premier League when he was 39.
Uh, yeah. No, he had
to drop a bit deeper
to influence the game,
but he did the job.
Yes! Yes! He did a job.
Yeah.
You know, I am actually
getting rather stressed here,
so I would like to go home
with my sister now, please.
Y-Yeah. Yeah, of course.
Right.
Okay?
Yeah, I'm fine. I was just acting.
Oh. Well, that was some good acting.
Yeah.
Should we go for a little chat?
Yes, please.
Don't look at me like that.
Hello.
You are Jeanette Forrester.
So, I have to say, for me,
you are one of the top four
eight radical literary
feminists I've read. Truly.
Bitch, Lover, Child, Mother, I think,
perfectly captures how we control
- an and really patronize pregnant women.
- Hmm.
I'm insisting my pregnant wife read it.
Hmm, yes. Depictions of
motherhood are failing us.
Whitewashed, overexposed simulacrum
of immaculate children in spotless
linen pushed by perky Earth mamas.
The truth is, a bomb is
about to go off in your life.
Ah. I see you've met.
Look out for this one.
He's the best satirical
spoof I've read this year.
Shall we? Yeah?
- Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye.
Okay.
Wow.
Yeah. I mean, she's nice enough,
but my God, she's intense.
You know, it's all,
"Our enslavement is a
story we tell ourselves."
It's like, you know, how
about some small talk?
Ask me about my weekend.
- You know what I mean?
- Yes.
What did you mean when
you said, um, "spoof"?
Shall we?
And into the office we go.
So, um
- So I'm in the comedy department?
- Yeah.
Yeah, we'll get Maya down
soon and talk about marketing,
but, first of all, how excited are we?
Very, yes.
Um uh,
what you were saying just there
about, um, uh, "satirical spoof"?
Yep. I meant every word of it.
You have struck gold
with this character.
Uh, you see, when you say "character"
You have perfectly skewered
a certain sort of
ludicrous, performative
21st-century man.
He's, uh, lamenting the evils of
money because he's always had it.
He's lecturing people
on structural racism,
but his favorite
rapper is Eminem.
You know, he carries his novels face out
so everyone knows what he's reading,
underlining bits with a
small, artisanal pencil.
- Yeah, we've all met those morons.
- Knock, knock.
Scott, have you seen
the front cover mock-up?
We think we've cracked the title.
Right.
Right. Okay.
Listen, you really can't be too subtle
with the Christmas toilet book market.
You really have to go
balls in the face with it.
Yeah, look, I was thinking,
for the soft launch,
Scott does the whole thing in character.
- Loving your work.
- Yeah, sorry.
You keep saying character, and I just
This Th-This book is real.
- It's serious social criticism.
- Yeah.
I mean, this is Martin
Luther's "59 Theses" speech
from the march on Selma.
Oh.
This is Dylan without
the harmonica, guys.
Bri That's brilliant.
That's brilliant. Do that.
- Yeah.
- No, I'm not doing
This is not a joke.
Hmm. But there's a preparatory
reading list in the front.
Yeah, of course there is.
Chapter four is just a list of
criticisms of Alain de Botton.
Yeah, and I pulled my
punches. I promise you that.
- Uh, so this is you?
- I don't Hmm.
Yes!
This is me.
Okay, well
Okay, congratulations.
Funny is funny. Let's
publish and be damned.
No, no, sorry.
No, I'm not disrespecting
my own work like this.
Okay. Well, then, I guess
you've got a decision to make.
Hmm.
Yeah, I guess I do.
It's just the way she
looks at me. I can just
I can feel her eyes baring into my soul.
Yeah, but you've got a
lovely soul, haven't you?
So you got nothing to worry
about. She'll only see nice things.
Like when your T-shirt went
see-through on the log flume that time.
- Jason. Shh!
- Do you remember that? Yeah.
Jase!
I just think there's no excuse
for maybe stalking someone.
- Like we did with that builder guy?
- Whose side are you on?
Oh, I don't know, honestly.
All I know is, there shouldn't be sides.
Look, it'll be fine.
Hopefully, we're not on our
own with her at any point.
Oh, God.
Oh, hello.
Hello there.
- Mint?
- Oh, no, thank you.
- Oh, yes. Give me that
- Jase.
No, thanks, Bev.
So, from talking to Bev,
I think she's just very keen to
hear how the children are doing.
It's been a long time
since she's seen them.
Well
I believe you have a photo.
Yes. Hmm.
Uh, here. Um, that's
them, um, a few days ago,
outside the outside the house.
- Thanks.
- Yeah, it's all right. It's okay.
And, um, how is Tyler
after the accident?
Did the hospital say it was okay?
They He Yeah, he's
He's absolute He's absolutely fine.
- Don't blame yourself.
- No.
Everyone likes a drink
every now and then.
It's just when it goes too far.
Mmm.
- That's when the problem starts.
- Yeah, yeah. That's
And, um, how's Princess?
Are you getting on better with her now?
- 'Cause I know it's been hard.
- Good, yeah. It's very good.
It's very good.
Good.
It's good. Yeah. Mmm.
That's good.
Okay.
So, perhaps you can tell Bev
a little bit about what
the kids have been up to.
- What the hell was that?
- What do you mean?
That was not the real her.
- That was not the woman that I met.
- Oh, she seemed all right.
I've only got my own
mother as comparison.
- She was trying to get us into trouble.
- What?
I wouldn't be surprised if
those mints were poisoned.
Oh, don't be silly.
She was just trying to work
out if we're good people.
- No. I can see her coming a mile off.
- Excuse me.
Sorry.
- I made these for the kids
- Oh.
and I wondered if
you'd give them to them.
- Aw. Cheers, Bev.
- Oh, okay.
- That's all right.
- Thank you.
That's really nice.
- All right. Uh, excuse me.
- Mmm.
- Have a good one.
- Mmm.
It's nice.
Hang on. Sorry, I've gotta
take this. It's Scott.
No, I asked him to call me.
Listen, I'll see you after work.
Look, our kids have got exes.
We just have to build
relationships with them, all right?
Just l-learn to trust a little. Okay?
- Okay. Bye.
- Bye, babe. I love you.
Mate, we need to talk about the money.
- What's happening?
- Yes, we are, uh, at 11,000 currently.
Okay, great. So that's 23 in total?
No, 11 in total.
- What're you talking about? I gave you 12.
- Yes.
And that's currently 11.
- So you've lost a thousand?
- No, no, no, no.
It still has the potential to be 12,000.
But it has currently
taken the form of 11,000.
Mate
Mate, there is an offer on
the flat that I need to match.
I gave you that money to
double it, not to lose it.
Yeah, well, doubling
isn't really a thing.
What about all these rich people
making money on the markets?
What do they do?
Um, I think they have
more money to s-start with.
Well Well, can't
you just short it?
Short what?
Th-the money that I gave you,
just-just short it quickly.
Yeah? Short it.
I don't know what you think
"short it" means. Um
What am I supposed to do?
We We're on a single income.
I need to find somewhere for us to live.
- I have to get another job at least.
- Yeah. Listen, I sympathize, brother.
As a father myself,
I've been thinking of
Look, just give me the
money back. All right?
Give it back to me, and please
do not mention it to Nikki.
And you've got no idea
how expensive kids are.
There's something new every day.
You've got n You've got no idea
what it is like being the thin line
between everyone that you love starving.
Hiya.
Sorry.
Are you okay?
I'm just tired.
I've been up since 6:00.
I didn't wanna be late.
How far away do you live?
Three stops.
Yeah.
You must think I'm very silly.
No. Of course not.
It's difficult for everyone.
Not for you, I'm sure.
You seem very accomplished young people.
Trust me, we're not perfect.
- No?
- No.
We've got our issues.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah?
I've thought about it.
I'd like to go ahead with the
book, but I have one demand.
I won't agree to any demands.
I accept.
Hello, Dad. Are you around?
I could use a bit of help.
Screwdriver.
Wrench.
Insulated crimping pliers.
Oh, careful.
How's it going?
Um, it's-it's-it's too early to tell.
Okay.
- Keep me updated.
- Will do.
Oh, no, really?
- It's buggered.
- Are you sure?
If it had relatives,
they'd be flying in.
Oh.
Careful.
Oh, no. What's happened now?
I made these earlier.
Oh, yeah. That's much better.
- You mind if I, uh
- Yeah. No, help yourself.
Ta.
Oh, my God.
So good.
Um, right.
Uh, Heavenly Father
we, uh, thank you for
having entrusted us with Adam.
He really, uh, brightened
up all of our lives.
- Amen.
- Lovely. Shall we go in now?
We have to read something.
Yeah, yeah. Um
Can we just do this before
Keith and Shelagh get back?
- Do you wanna read that?
- Yeah.
"Thank you for purchasing
this Macmillan table light.
Please read the instructions
carefully before use
to ensure safe and "
Let's have a look. "Satisfactory."
" satisfactory
operation of this product."
- Amen
- "Bulb not included."
Amen.
Cover him up.
- Come on then, let's cover him.
- Well done, mate.
Beautiful.
Come on, kids. That's it.
Come on, darling.
Can we have a snack?
What do you reckon? That
enough closure for you?
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, real growth.
- Yeah.
A real watershed moment.
Come on. Get that door.
Let's get inside.
Hello?
Is everything okay?
Yeah. Yeah, I've got a minute.
- You all right, mate?
- Yeah.
It's the begonias. Get in my eyes.
Allergies.
Right, okay. Yeah, thank you.
What?
That was Noah.
Right.
Did you talk to Bev after we left?
- Yeah. I mean Not, um
- What did you say?
Don't remember. Why? What's
happened? What's happened?
She's made a complaint against us.
She says we're not fit to take the kids.
They're not gonna take
that seriously, are they?
She's got nothing on us.
She's saying we're losing the flat,
that we don't have
enough money to buy it.
Is that true?
And she's saying that you've gambled
all of our savings without telling me.
Jason, what have you done?