Until Life Do Us Part (2021) s01e04 Episode Script
Episode 4
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[jazz music playing]
[man] Whoo!
[inaudible conversations]
My old fears have gone and run away ♪
They left town yesterday ♪
Now that lady love has come to stay ♪
Today is great, okay ♪
Like friends when you stand ♪
To put that gold band on her hand ♪
Her wish is your every last command ♪
Understand ♪
[theme song playing]
[in Portuguese] So much left unsaid ♪
Whenever I leave ♪
The bonds are
Made of concrete ♪
I'm staying on this stop ♪
Yes ♪
Save your next trip for me ♪
There is love if there is a will ♪
Make me miss you no more ♪
[in English] So, tell me,
how did it all start?
Ah.
- So, um, about 20 years ago.
- Yeah.
- Uh
- Yeah, more or less.
[folksy instrumental music playing]
- What a great rally that was.
- Will this damn train ever leave?
Teresa, stop that.
Montevelho, I wanted to tell you
that I'm seriously considering
running for mayor.
Oh, how funny!
We both had the same idea, Capristano.
- You could be my deputy.
- [Montevelho] No.
You don't understand.
I thought I could run for mayor
and you could be my deputy.
Ricardo
do you dye your hair?
Are you crazy?!
You do dye your hair, don't you?
Get off that high horse already.
I mean, look at
your rapidly receding hairline.
How dare you say that to my face?
The higher they climb,
the harder the fall.
[amusing instrumental music playing]
And they never spoke again
because of that?
My father left the party
and ran against Ricardo's father,
once for city manager
and twice for mayor, I think.
He always lost. [chuckles]
[Montevelho] You know best.
And I don't want to interfere,
but you're not getting any younger.
And Juvenal has always been so nice to me.
He passed the bar exam,
and he's putting
a down payment on an apartment.
And I could wash the clothes
while he went chasing mammoths.
[Montevelho] It's time
to think about settling down.
I want some grandchildren,
and I don't want
to be a senile grandfather.
A crazy old man, God forbid.
I could always go
for artificial insemination.
Or perhaps adopt an Asian baby.
Voilà! [chuckles]
Capristano. [chuckles]
DO YOU TRUST THIS MAN?
BEFORE
DO YOU TRUST THIS MAN?
AFTER
Porfírio called me. He said there's a
He said that there's
a job opportunity at the company.
I thought this might be
a good opportunity
Do you have the heater on?
[Ricardo] Uh
Since this is your last
Since this is your last campaign,
I thought it could be
my last campaign too.
Who told you this was the last campaign?
- Legislative elections are next year.
- You promised
Stop the car! Stop! Stop! Stop!
[brakes screech]
[amusing instrumental music playing]
Montevelho.
It's a hairline rivalry?
No, no, it's more of a political rivalry.
I'm sorry, but I guess you can say
he's a bit of a political bigwig. [laughs]
[all laughing]
Sorry.
No, no, no, don't worry,
you're not the first.
- Not at all.
- [Rita] Okay, good. Glad to hear it.
[laughs] So I guess you could say
that you started dating
because of your father's rivalry.
- Well Uh
- Uh
- I guess.
- I never thought of it like that.
- Yeah, that kinda makes sense.
- Maybe it was.
- Maybe, yeah. Maybe.
- I think.
Hi, my name's Ricardo, and I'm
[pants]
Sorry I'm late.
Hi, my name's Ricardo.
I'm the son of a narcissist
and I haven't argued with my father
for over seven months.
[all] Hi, Ricardo.
- [clapping]
- Thank you.
[indistinct chatter]
Montevelho.
[chuckles softly] Capristano.
[laughs]
Never take your eyes off the tiger
- [man 1 shouting]
- [man 2] They're getting away!
Stop! Stop or I'll shoot!
[dramatic music playing]
- They're getting away! Stop them!
- [gunshots]
- [man 1 shouting]
- [man 2] Stop running!
[both panting]
Trust me, Luísa.
The submarine is coming to get us.
And where are we going, Joaquim?
- We're going to Las Vegas.
- [sighs]
It's been so long since we were there.
Are we ready to go?
Luísa.
[water splashing]
Luísa?
Luísa.
[Joaquim] Luísa?
Luísa!
Oh. Oh
Luísa.
Are we in America yet, Joaquim?
[grunting]
- [Rita] Good morning.
- Good morning.
- Hey, Grandpa, good morning. Hang on.
- Thanks.
So Grandpa's cleaning
this early in the morning?
You know, your grandfather
works for the Americans.
[Rita] Coffee?
- [Marco] Just a small one.
- Like your emotional intelligence?
[Marco scoffs]
[coffee maker whirring]
- Nana. Can you tell me something?
- [Luísa] Hmm.
- Good morning.
- Here, I got it.
Espresso to go, please.
Is it true they called Grandpa
the Tiger of the Border?
- Oh, my dear.
- [cell phone ringing]
He was always in and out of Spain
all the time. [chuckles]
They would pay him to fight
in Salamanca, Cáceres, Ciudad Rodrigo.
The Spanish loved him.
And I would stay back here
worrying myself to death. Ugh.
I didn't know
he used to be a professional boxer.
- That's great.
- Yes. It is great.
- Marco.
- [Marco] Mm-hmm.
I need your help
with the father of the groom.
You have to be
at the florist at two o'clock.
[silverware clatters]
- Oh, and don't Did you hear me?
- Yes, Mom.
And remember,
don't count on me for anything
- [Daniel] Good morning.
- on Friday. I've got the day off.
Morning, Rocky. Hey.
- I signed you up for a speed dating.
- [Daniel] Hmm?
[bag unzips]
[door closes]
[captivating instrumental music playing]
COLONIAL SHIPPING COMPANY - LISBON
TIGER OF RAIA
[Marco] Can I, Grandma?
[Luísa] My dear,
he'd often come home pretty banged up.
You know, I was the one who usually
had to stitch up the cuts on his face.
[Luísa chuckles]
When did Grandpa stop fighting?
[clicks tongue]
Well, dear, when he realized
it was hurting me more
than it was hurting him. [clicks tongue]
[both chuckle]
[Joaquim] How long's it been
since you've gotten punched?
I think Ramalho Eanes was still president.
[chuckles]
[both grunt]
Never take your eye off the tiger.
Never take your eye off the tiger.
Go on!
Go on, attack!
You can do it.
Come on! You can do it! That's right.
[captivating instrumental music playing]
The great masters call it
"the sweet science."
[breathing rhythmically]
Boxing is an art.
The sidesteps, the defense, the distance.
A dance of rhythm and of power.
The perfect balance
between hitting and not getting hit.
A level of concentration
that takes not only your mind,
but your whole body.
That has to be
the true spirit of a fighter.
Stop. Straighten up.
Yeah, yeah.
Go on, punch.
[laughs]
[gasps]
[Marco] Rocky,
don't take your eye off the tiger. Hmm?
- Can you see my middle finger?
- [Marco laughs]
Hey, stay focused.
[instrumental music playing over speakers]
[Eva] The list has been finalized,
the bride's chosen everything.
Actually, her father
came by yesterday and paid the bill.
- Well, that's a surprise.
- Hmm.
Nice gesture from the father of the bride.
[Eva] Mm-hmm.
What, uh What have you got
that's, that's more exotic?
Angélica.
These are very popular,
especially for [grunts]
themed weddings.
We'll fill them
with your choice of petals.
How do they work exactly?
Oh. The bride and groom
grab the sticks and destroy them.
Oh. [chuckles]
- [Eva chuckles]
- [sniffs]
It's kind of violent, isn't it?
[chuckles] It's a symbolic ritual.
A kind of catharsis.
But also, on such a stressful day,
it can be pretty liberating.
[chuckles] And what about the sticks,
are they included?
[Eva] They are.
[chuckles]
- A bouquet of white roses for each guest.
- [Capristano] Mm-hmm.
[Eva] Three welcome wreaths
and two piñatas.
Cash or card?
Good morning, Mr. Capristano.
Sorry I'm late.
[Eva] We'll deliver the roses
and wreaths on the day,
but you can take the piñatas now.
Very well.
Keep the change.
Okay.
- Here you are.
- Let's go.
Thank you very much.
And how much is this going to cost me?
[sighs] Mr. Capristano,
this isn't about money, it's
Fireworks require
a special permit, you see.
We'd have to have firefighters present.
That's why that whole process
takes a while.
- We don't have time.
- What about sparklers?
- Mr. Capristano
- No, no, no, stop right there.
I don't want to hear about problems.
I only want solutions.
[a capella music playing]
[Daniel] You're kidding, right?
[Marco sighs] Seriously,
it's not as bad as it seems.
[Daniel] When you said speed dating,
I thought you were talking about
one of your computer geek conventions.
[Marco scoffs] Computer geeks?
Listen, I really don't
need a matchmaker, all right?
I do just fine on my own.
Without even trying.
Just the other day, a woman asked
for my number at Jorge's club.
Right, I'm sure it's like that.
Because it's totally
like riding a bike, right?
Okay, looks who's talking now.
Okay, I've been thinking
about what Grandpa said the other day.
About the sweet science, boxing.
It's the perfect metaphor for love.
Let me explain. Hmm?
Listen, the sidesteps,
the distance, the defense.
It's the perfect balance.
Have I ever told you're adopted?
Your biological father's Paulo Coelho
and your biological mother's
Gyro Gearloose.
Love is a metaphor for life.
And boxing can be too. Think about that.
[car door opens]
Anything can be
a metaphor for life, you know?
Let's see. Take this little tree,
for example.
When I bought it,
it was green, shiny and lush.
It smelled just great.
People would get in the car and say,
"Whoa, what's going on here?
It smells great."
And now take a look at it.
It's yellow, it's faded,
it's pretty much falling to pieces.
No one here looks at it anymore.
It's worthless, it's dead, you understand?
Take that as your metaphor for life.
Do you think this is easy for me?
You are not the one
getting a divorce here, okay?
But the divorce doesn't just affect you.
- You're not a kid anymore.
- Yeah, but I'm still your son, Dad.
Look, I'm not looking for a pat
on the back here. That's not it.
I want you to realize that this is hard
for me, of course it's hard for me.
It's even harder for me
to see you stuck in the past.
Can't you understand that?
Remember what you said
just a few weeks ago?
You said that
no decision was irreversible.
- And people can always change their minds.
- I did, but I was wrong.
I'm going through a stage of life
with a very steep learning curve, asshole.
[both sigh]
So are these two part of your group
of imaginary friends as well?
- [Marco sighs]
- [Daniel chuckles]
Sidesteps, defense and distance.
[sniffs]
- [bell rings]
- [whimsical music playing]
Well well, yes, I still eat meat.
But only white meat
and if it's free-range, you know.
I do recycle.
I don't know if it matters,
but I go boxing.
I went twice this week.
[bell rings]
Well, I don't have anything against
the guy, but I've never voted for him.
The future husband
of my future ex-sister-in-law
went to college with him.
But he's never voted for him either.
Well, I didn't know that
about Capricorns, to be honest.
I'm a Pisces.
Two fish swimming in
opposite directions, yeah.
[bell rings]
My favorite of the three child prophets?
Uh, that's a tough one.
They're all pretty great.
I like Well, I really like Sister Lúcia.
But then again, the others are great too.
But Francisco and Jacinta
[clicks tongue]
it's a shame they died so young.
They're like the Kurt Cobain
and Janis Joplin
of the miracle of Our Lady of Fátima.
[bell rings]
[woman] It's like being
in a job interview, isn't it? [grunts]
Mm.
That's flat.
[jazz music playing over speakers]
I've gotten used to it,
but I still keep showing up.
From time to time,
I meet a specimen like you.
Like me, huh?
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Someone who's not looking for anything.
Who's here because
they were forced into it. [chuckles]
I don't mean to judge, but that's
a little desperate, don't you think?
Sounds like a judgment to me, doesn't it?
[scoffs]
This illusion that you can find love
in a three-minute conversation
is kind of pathetic.
- So you aren't looking for love, I assume?
- [woman] No.
[inhales sharply] I have a thing.
I like to sleep with older men,
but there's a problem.
Older men who like
to sleep with younger women
really gross me out
more than they turn me on.
So, it has to be an older man
who doesn't want to sleep
with a younger woman. Makes sense?
A man who want anything to do with me.
But if one doesn't want to,
two can't do it.
Close your eyes.
What for?
Come on. There's only 30 seconds
until the bell rings. Close your eyes.
[Daniel clears throat]
Think back to when you were 20 years old.
A hot summer night
when you were in your prime.
You've had a few drinks
and a girl comes up to you.
[echoing] Asks you to go
someplace with her to talk.
She's so close to you.
[enchanting instrumental music playing]
Just the tan lines from her bikini.
And just the thought of kissing that
pale line on her bronze exposed shoulder
is enough to make you feel everything.
Everything that only a 20-year-old guy
can feel on a summer night.
And I am your time machine.
[bell rings]
- I'll get going.
- [woman] Mm-hmm.
Oh. You know we can't
see each other again, right? [sighs]
Okay.
You know You know why that is?
Why?
It's because now you're an older man
who likes to sleep with
younger woman. [chuckles]
[chuckles] No, no, I'm not.
Life doesn't go backwards, only forwards.
But thanks for taking me back in time.
[whimsical music playing]
So, how was your night? Pretty good, huh?
[chuckles]
[humming]
[sniffs]
[funky romantic music playing]
[engine starts]
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
You're up early.
- I went grocery shopping.
- Hmm.
[coffee maker whirring]
- [Vanessa] Hmm.
- [whirring stops]
For me?
Thank you.
- Are you sure you don't want it?
- [breathes deeply] I don't need it.
Oh.
[pleasant music playing]
This puts more women into orbit
in a day than NASA does in a lifetime
Take Mrs. Paixão into the waiting room
while I speak to her husband.
[doctor sighs]
See, Doctor, how she was completely lucid?
But sometimes, inside,
she's in another place, another time.
It's like she's reliving
a life that never happened.
Mr. Paixão,
you know, this type of condition
manifests itself in different ways.
Losing the sense of time,
losing the sense of space,
short-term memory loss, uh
How long do we have?
We're not talking
about cancer, Mr. Paixão.
How long until she
stops recognizing us?
I don't know. No one really knows.
And what do I do if I don't know?
Play along.
And live a lie?
If you believe it to be true,
then it stops being a lie, doesn't it?
[jazz music playing]
You know, I'll never forget that weekend.
I went with my husband
to Los Angeles one Friday for a fight,
and your concert in Las Vegas
was on a Saturday.
[crunching]
[serene instrumental music playing]
And when we got to the hotel room
after the fight [chuckles]
you had arranged for two tickets
to be slipped under our door.
[laughs]
I have to say it again,
that weekend was, uh, unforgettable.
It really was.
Mm.
Mm.
- Who were you talking to back there?
- Frank Sinatra.
[Joaquim] Huh.
[watch clatters]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[groans softly]
[sighs heavily]
Hmm.
- [knock on door]
- [Rita] Mom?
Yeah?
Mr. Montevelho called.
He's on his way
and he wants to talk to you.
[groans]
Rita, you deal with it.
This is my first day off
since my menopause started.
Mom, do me a favor
and don't tell your date
[in deep voice] "I'm so menopausal."
- [scoffs]
- [Rita chuckles]
- [in normal voice] Mom.
- What?
I'm really proud of you.
[chuckles softly]
I hope you haven't done your makeup yet.
[sniffles]
[sighs heavily]
[solemn instrumental music playing]
[sniffles]
[Montevelho] Here are the new place cards.
I had to change the header.
But your daughter
already signed off on the place cards.
Teresa is very busy, let's not
bother her with the little details.
Mr. Montevelho,
brides love the little details.
The more choices, the better.
It's all part of the experience. It's like
having a panic attack on a roller coaster
while trying to do
a thousand-piece puzzle. [chuckles]
Well, I also brought the final payment.
Let's leave my daughter in peace
doing puzzles
on the roller coaster of panic.
- [sultry music playing over speakers]
- [lighter clicks]
[object clatters]
Hmm. I'm gonna steal
the composition that Velásquez used
in his painting Las Meninas.
[paintbrush scraping]
[sniffs]
- Do you have any wine?
- Mm-mm.
When I draw, I don't drink.
You know, it's not uncommon
for great artists to do self-portraits.
Velásquez even used a mirror
to paint the girls. [chuckles]
He was bold enough
to paint himself next to the royal family.
So, to me, right now
you're a princess.
- [chuckles]
- [chuckles softly]
- Are you ready? [chuckles]
- No. [laughs nervously]
Come on, Vanessa, it's not
the first time I've seen you naked.
Uh Those were different times.
Different circumstances, different bodies.
People don't change,
they reveal themselves.
- Come on.
- [chuckles]
We're too old
to feel shy about our bodies.
Hmm?
- [chuckles softly]
- You sure you don't have any wine?
There's a convenience store on the corner.
[romantic music playing over speakers]
[Vasco sighs]
Your turn.
[sighs]
[chuckles nervously]
Can we dim the lights?
Vanessa, for God's sake!
My eyes aren't what they used to be.
If we dim the lights,
I can't see anything.
Of course you can't see anything.
"A convenience store on the corner"?
Seriously?
"People don't change,
they reveal themselves."
"This isn't the first time
I've seen you naked." [laughs drily]
What's that quote
from that writer we like?
Can I go to the, to the bathroom first?
No, it's certainly not that, it was
something about a glove and a sleeve.
Hmm.
[sighs]
The actual quote is,
"Sensuality is the skin glimpsed
between the glove and the sleeve."
[Vanessa's conscience laughs]
So, how do you want Vasco to glimpse that?
Oh. So is that how it is?
Don't worry. I've seen you naked too.
[sighs]
Vanessa, this evening, you're a trophy
for a seasoned veteran, okay? Hmm?
You're the missing piece
in Vasco's life story.
"I painted her the first time
when she was 19,
now I'm painting her again at 50." Ah?
[laughs] The edgy painter,
nudity is an act of transgression.
Oh.
You still fall for that?
What's so bad about that?
It's his story, not yours.
Look, is this a sermon
or a fucking motivational speech?
Have you noticed that he hasn't even
looked at you once since you've been here?
[scoffs] Of course he has.
[scoffs] So why are you so embarrassed
to get naked in front of him? Huh?
Look, Vanessa.
Really look like someone who wants to see,
like someone who really wants to see.
That guy could be one of those men,
you know, who takes you to a motel
with those awful round beds,
and then you'd go and eat greasy toast
at 5:00 a.m. at some terrible diner.
You know what I mean?
But you felt desired, do you see?
Come on, Vanessa.
I know it's been a long time,
but your last name
doesn't mean passion for nothing.
Who told you I wanted to fall in love?
Maybe you want someone
to fall in love with you. Hmm?
Someone to look at you.
You have to leave.
I can't pee with you in here.
You're sabotaging me.
[scoffs] Think about it.
What if you're the one sabotaging me?
Hmm?
[sighs]
[romantic music playing]
Find our way ♪
Find our way ♪
Find our way ♪
Find our way ♪
Forever ♪
Won't come easy ♪
A promise don't come cheap ♪
But love is still worth fighting for ♪
That's one vow I want to keep ♪
So much more left to say ♪
Maybe love ♪
[continues over speakers]
Will find a way ♪
[Vanessa clears throat]
No, no, no, no, let me.
You've been here listening to me
for two hours. This one's on me.
When you called, I was in my pajamas
watching that wedding show.
- Love Your Neighbor?
- That's the one.
As I was watching the show,
I had a thought,
"Thank God for my SatysFire."
Satis-what?
And then I thought,
"Vanessa doesn't need a man right now."
"All she needs in her life
is a SatysFire."
[object rattling]
German technology.
It's never failed me before.
But I had an extra one at home, brand new,
just in case. It's all yours.
- Uh
- SatysFire Pro 2 Next Generation.
The reviewer in Cosmopolitan UK said,
"Jesus Christ!
I'm never leaving the house again."
[both chuckle]
Imagine that your clitoris is music.
- All the music that was ever written.
- Uh-huh.
Now, when it comes to music,
most men don't go further than playing
the triangle for a folk song.
The best-case scenario
is a harmonica solo.
But the SatysFire [gasps]
That's the Vienna Philharmonic
playing "Ride of the Valkyries".
[Vanessa] Hmm.
This is percussion,
woodwinds, brass, strings.
[Vanessa] Mm-hmm.
Sweetie, trust me, this thing
sends more women into orbit in a day
than NASA does in a whole lifetime.
- [Vanessa] Mm-hmm.
- [woman] Hmm.
[chuckles softly]
[humming]
[breathes deeply]
[lipstick clatters]
Your place or mine?
Hmm?
[chuckles softly]
[engine starts]
You're going to disappoint
a lot of people in this life, kid
- I now pronounce you
- You may kiss! [laughs]
[Teresa laughs]
[guests applauding and cheering]
Thank you.
[Vanda singing in Portuguese]
[Montevelho chuckles]
[in English] Capristano.
Montevelho.
[Montevelho] Huh.
[Montevelho clears throat]
[applause]
[feedback over mic]
May [clears throat]
your love
never be sabotaged
or threatened by small people.
[amusing instrumental music playing]
Only people of low moral stature
don't recognize their own smallness.
Dwarfism.
Dwarfism can also be
a terrible disease of the heart.
A poet once said,
"To be great, be whole."
The poet definitely didn't say,
"To be tiny, be whole."
No, no, no.
The poet didn't say,
"To be miniscule, be whole."
- [laughter]
- Asshole. Son of a bitch can kiss my ass.
[Capristano] No, the poet said,
"To be great, be whole."
He didn't say, "To be little, be whole."
No, the poet said,
"To be great, be whole."
To be great.
[guests clapping]
Thank you.
The bride and groom's dads
are acting like little kids.
"Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood
makes civil hands unclean."
- I played Romeo in school.
- Hmm. Yeah, I'm sure.
You should've seen me.
[both chuckle]
They say that men
reach maturity much more slowly.
- I went out with someone.
- I went out with someone this week.
- Did you have fun?
- Did it go well?
- More or less.
- I think I did.
[chucking]
[Vanessa sighs]
That is a hair implant
of the highest quality.
No, I'm sure that's a toupee.
[both chuckle]
[piano music playing]
Is this your idea
of a firework display, huh?
Um, Mr. Capristano, this was the best,
uh, I could do on short notice.
Ah.
[Vanda singing in Portuguese]
[in English] You're going to disappoint
a lot of people in this life, kid.
You really are.
[Montevelho] Unacceptable!
This is unacceptable!
[Teresa] Dad, Dad,
it's not unacceptable. It's
[Montevelho] Sweetie, look at it.
- What's the problem? Just leave it be.
- [Montevelho] It makes no sense, damn it!
I don't want that there!
What's unacceptable?
You listen to me,
are you kidding me or what?
- Who had this ridiculous idea?
- It was me. Why? What's the problem?
Take that down immediately, you hear.
- Immediately. I don't
- [Teresa] Dad
Please, don't touch it, my friend.
- No, stay up there. Stay up!
- [Capristano] No, come down.
No, don't take it down. I said don't.
- Come down, please.
- [Teresa] Dad!
[both grunt]
[Ricardo grunts]
[amusing instrumental music playing]
[Teresa] Oh!
Ricardo! Ricardo. Look at me.
- Ricardo, look at me.
- [Ricardo mumbling]
Dad!
[both groaning]
- It's funny.
- Mm-hmm.
I really can't imagine you
going to a rave.
Back then, I was the after-hours king.
[Vanda] Hmm.
I've always loved dancing,
Vanda from the Band-a.
[chuckles] That's very good to know.
Dário Notary-o.
So, Luísa, what are you up to?
I'm waiting for Frank Sinatra
to come on stage.
Huh.
Uh, of course.
Uh, how could I forget? [chuckles]
[Joaquim clears throat]
Hmm.
[Joaquim sighs]
[jazz music playing]
Can I count on you?
- We can figure this out.
- Of course. It's fine.
- Yeah? Is that okay?
- Go on.
Look, it's all been sorted out.
We can get going, okay?
Don't worry, he's not gonna press charges
against the bride or groom's father. Okay?
Thank you.
Why didn't you tell me
you were a police officer when we met?
I also didn't tell you
that I used to be a mini-golf champion.
[both chuckle]
I'm serious, I was known
as the Tiger Woods of Fernão Ferro.
[chuckles] Are you from Fernão Ferro?
As a matter of fact, I grew up in Estoril.
It's a neighborhood that's full
of all these white-collar criminals.
Once, I was threatened
by this rich-ass banker.
He was just armed
with one of these cigar cutters.
- [laughs]
- Seriously. I'm still traumatized.
[theme song playing]
[imperceptible]
[muffled shouting]
[in English] You know, you don't have to
sleep in the office tonight.
[in Portuguese]
I'm staying on this stop ♪
Yes ♪
Save your next trip for me ♪
There is love if there is a will ♪
Make me miss you no more ♪
[young Joaquim in English]
Never take your eyes off the tiger.
[theme song playing]
[in Portuguese] So much left unsaid ♪
Whenever I leave ♪
The bonds are
Made of concrete ♪
I'm staying on this stop ♪
Yes ♪
Save your next trip for me ♪
There is love if there is a will ♪
Make me miss you no more ♪
[jazz music playing]
[man] Whoo!
[inaudible conversations]
My old fears have gone and run away ♪
They left town yesterday ♪
Now that lady love has come to stay ♪
Today is great, okay ♪
Like friends when you stand ♪
To put that gold band on her hand ♪
Her wish is your every last command ♪
Understand ♪
[theme song playing]
[in Portuguese] So much left unsaid ♪
Whenever I leave ♪
The bonds are
Made of concrete ♪
I'm staying on this stop ♪
Yes ♪
Save your next trip for me ♪
There is love if there is a will ♪
Make me miss you no more ♪
[in English] So, tell me,
how did it all start?
Ah.
- So, um, about 20 years ago.
- Yeah.
- Uh
- Yeah, more or less.
[folksy instrumental music playing]
- What a great rally that was.
- Will this damn train ever leave?
Teresa, stop that.
Montevelho, I wanted to tell you
that I'm seriously considering
running for mayor.
Oh, how funny!
We both had the same idea, Capristano.
- You could be my deputy.
- [Montevelho] No.
You don't understand.
I thought I could run for mayor
and you could be my deputy.
Ricardo
do you dye your hair?
Are you crazy?!
You do dye your hair, don't you?
Get off that high horse already.
I mean, look at
your rapidly receding hairline.
How dare you say that to my face?
The higher they climb,
the harder the fall.
[amusing instrumental music playing]
And they never spoke again
because of that?
My father left the party
and ran against Ricardo's father,
once for city manager
and twice for mayor, I think.
He always lost. [chuckles]
[Montevelho] You know best.
And I don't want to interfere,
but you're not getting any younger.
And Juvenal has always been so nice to me.
He passed the bar exam,
and he's putting
a down payment on an apartment.
And I could wash the clothes
while he went chasing mammoths.
[Montevelho] It's time
to think about settling down.
I want some grandchildren,
and I don't want
to be a senile grandfather.
A crazy old man, God forbid.
I could always go
for artificial insemination.
Or perhaps adopt an Asian baby.
Voilà! [chuckles]
Capristano. [chuckles]
DO YOU TRUST THIS MAN?
BEFORE
DO YOU TRUST THIS MAN?
AFTER
Porfírio called me. He said there's a
He said that there's
a job opportunity at the company.
I thought this might be
a good opportunity
Do you have the heater on?
[Ricardo] Uh
Since this is your last
Since this is your last campaign,
I thought it could be
my last campaign too.
Who told you this was the last campaign?
- Legislative elections are next year.
- You promised
Stop the car! Stop! Stop! Stop!
[brakes screech]
[amusing instrumental music playing]
Montevelho.
It's a hairline rivalry?
No, no, it's more of a political rivalry.
I'm sorry, but I guess you can say
he's a bit of a political bigwig. [laughs]
[all laughing]
Sorry.
No, no, no, don't worry,
you're not the first.
- Not at all.
- [Rita] Okay, good. Glad to hear it.
[laughs] So I guess you could say
that you started dating
because of your father's rivalry.
- Well Uh
- Uh
- I guess.
- I never thought of it like that.
- Yeah, that kinda makes sense.
- Maybe it was.
- Maybe, yeah. Maybe.
- I think.
Hi, my name's Ricardo, and I'm
[pants]
Sorry I'm late.
Hi, my name's Ricardo.
I'm the son of a narcissist
and I haven't argued with my father
for over seven months.
[all] Hi, Ricardo.
- [clapping]
- Thank you.
[indistinct chatter]
Montevelho.
[chuckles softly] Capristano.
[laughs]
Never take your eyes off the tiger
- [man 1 shouting]
- [man 2] They're getting away!
Stop! Stop or I'll shoot!
[dramatic music playing]
- They're getting away! Stop them!
- [gunshots]
- [man 1 shouting]
- [man 2] Stop running!
[both panting]
Trust me, Luísa.
The submarine is coming to get us.
And where are we going, Joaquim?
- We're going to Las Vegas.
- [sighs]
It's been so long since we were there.
Are we ready to go?
Luísa.
[water splashing]
Luísa?
Luísa.
[Joaquim] Luísa?
Luísa!
Oh. Oh
Luísa.
Are we in America yet, Joaquim?
[grunting]
- [Rita] Good morning.
- Good morning.
- Hey, Grandpa, good morning. Hang on.
- Thanks.
So Grandpa's cleaning
this early in the morning?
You know, your grandfather
works for the Americans.
[Rita] Coffee?
- [Marco] Just a small one.
- Like your emotional intelligence?
[Marco scoffs]
[coffee maker whirring]
- Nana. Can you tell me something?
- [Luísa] Hmm.
- Good morning.
- Here, I got it.
Espresso to go, please.
Is it true they called Grandpa
the Tiger of the Border?
- Oh, my dear.
- [cell phone ringing]
He was always in and out of Spain
all the time. [chuckles]
They would pay him to fight
in Salamanca, Cáceres, Ciudad Rodrigo.
The Spanish loved him.
And I would stay back here
worrying myself to death. Ugh.
I didn't know
he used to be a professional boxer.
- That's great.
- Yes. It is great.
- Marco.
- [Marco] Mm-hmm.
I need your help
with the father of the groom.
You have to be
at the florist at two o'clock.
[silverware clatters]
- Oh, and don't Did you hear me?
- Yes, Mom.
And remember,
don't count on me for anything
- [Daniel] Good morning.
- on Friday. I've got the day off.
Morning, Rocky. Hey.
- I signed you up for a speed dating.
- [Daniel] Hmm?
[bag unzips]
[door closes]
[captivating instrumental music playing]
COLONIAL SHIPPING COMPANY - LISBON
TIGER OF RAIA
[Marco] Can I, Grandma?
[Luísa] My dear,
he'd often come home pretty banged up.
You know, I was the one who usually
had to stitch up the cuts on his face.
[Luísa chuckles]
When did Grandpa stop fighting?
[clicks tongue]
Well, dear, when he realized
it was hurting me more
than it was hurting him. [clicks tongue]
[both chuckle]
[Joaquim] How long's it been
since you've gotten punched?
I think Ramalho Eanes was still president.
[chuckles]
[both grunt]
Never take your eye off the tiger.
Never take your eye off the tiger.
Go on!
Go on, attack!
You can do it.
Come on! You can do it! That's right.
[captivating instrumental music playing]
The great masters call it
"the sweet science."
[breathing rhythmically]
Boxing is an art.
The sidesteps, the defense, the distance.
A dance of rhythm and of power.
The perfect balance
between hitting and not getting hit.
A level of concentration
that takes not only your mind,
but your whole body.
That has to be
the true spirit of a fighter.
Stop. Straighten up.
Yeah, yeah.
Go on, punch.
[laughs]
[gasps]
[Marco] Rocky,
don't take your eye off the tiger. Hmm?
- Can you see my middle finger?
- [Marco laughs]
Hey, stay focused.
[instrumental music playing over speakers]
[Eva] The list has been finalized,
the bride's chosen everything.
Actually, her father
came by yesterday and paid the bill.
- Well, that's a surprise.
- Hmm.
Nice gesture from the father of the bride.
[Eva] Mm-hmm.
What, uh What have you got
that's, that's more exotic?
Angélica.
These are very popular,
especially for [grunts]
themed weddings.
We'll fill them
with your choice of petals.
How do they work exactly?
Oh. The bride and groom
grab the sticks and destroy them.
Oh. [chuckles]
- [Eva chuckles]
- [sniffs]
It's kind of violent, isn't it?
[chuckles] It's a symbolic ritual.
A kind of catharsis.
But also, on such a stressful day,
it can be pretty liberating.
[chuckles] And what about the sticks,
are they included?
[Eva] They are.
[chuckles]
- A bouquet of white roses for each guest.
- [Capristano] Mm-hmm.
[Eva] Three welcome wreaths
and two piñatas.
Cash or card?
Good morning, Mr. Capristano.
Sorry I'm late.
[Eva] We'll deliver the roses
and wreaths on the day,
but you can take the piñatas now.
Very well.
Keep the change.
Okay.
- Here you are.
- Let's go.
Thank you very much.
And how much is this going to cost me?
[sighs] Mr. Capristano,
this isn't about money, it's
Fireworks require
a special permit, you see.
We'd have to have firefighters present.
That's why that whole process
takes a while.
- We don't have time.
- What about sparklers?
- Mr. Capristano
- No, no, no, stop right there.
I don't want to hear about problems.
I only want solutions.
[a capella music playing]
[Daniel] You're kidding, right?
[Marco sighs] Seriously,
it's not as bad as it seems.
[Daniel] When you said speed dating,
I thought you were talking about
one of your computer geek conventions.
[Marco scoffs] Computer geeks?
Listen, I really don't
need a matchmaker, all right?
I do just fine on my own.
Without even trying.
Just the other day, a woman asked
for my number at Jorge's club.
Right, I'm sure it's like that.
Because it's totally
like riding a bike, right?
Okay, looks who's talking now.
Okay, I've been thinking
about what Grandpa said the other day.
About the sweet science, boxing.
It's the perfect metaphor for love.
Let me explain. Hmm?
Listen, the sidesteps,
the distance, the defense.
It's the perfect balance.
Have I ever told you're adopted?
Your biological father's Paulo Coelho
and your biological mother's
Gyro Gearloose.
Love is a metaphor for life.
And boxing can be too. Think about that.
[car door opens]
Anything can be
a metaphor for life, you know?
Let's see. Take this little tree,
for example.
When I bought it,
it was green, shiny and lush.
It smelled just great.
People would get in the car and say,
"Whoa, what's going on here?
It smells great."
And now take a look at it.
It's yellow, it's faded,
it's pretty much falling to pieces.
No one here looks at it anymore.
It's worthless, it's dead, you understand?
Take that as your metaphor for life.
Do you think this is easy for me?
You are not the one
getting a divorce here, okay?
But the divorce doesn't just affect you.
- You're not a kid anymore.
- Yeah, but I'm still your son, Dad.
Look, I'm not looking for a pat
on the back here. That's not it.
I want you to realize that this is hard
for me, of course it's hard for me.
It's even harder for me
to see you stuck in the past.
Can't you understand that?
Remember what you said
just a few weeks ago?
You said that
no decision was irreversible.
- And people can always change their minds.
- I did, but I was wrong.
I'm going through a stage of life
with a very steep learning curve, asshole.
[both sigh]
So are these two part of your group
of imaginary friends as well?
- [Marco sighs]
- [Daniel chuckles]
Sidesteps, defense and distance.
[sniffs]
- [bell rings]
- [whimsical music playing]
Well well, yes, I still eat meat.
But only white meat
and if it's free-range, you know.
I do recycle.
I don't know if it matters,
but I go boxing.
I went twice this week.
[bell rings]
Well, I don't have anything against
the guy, but I've never voted for him.
The future husband
of my future ex-sister-in-law
went to college with him.
But he's never voted for him either.
Well, I didn't know that
about Capricorns, to be honest.
I'm a Pisces.
Two fish swimming in
opposite directions, yeah.
[bell rings]
My favorite of the three child prophets?
Uh, that's a tough one.
They're all pretty great.
I like Well, I really like Sister Lúcia.
But then again, the others are great too.
But Francisco and Jacinta
[clicks tongue]
it's a shame they died so young.
They're like the Kurt Cobain
and Janis Joplin
of the miracle of Our Lady of Fátima.
[bell rings]
[woman] It's like being
in a job interview, isn't it? [grunts]
Mm.
That's flat.
[jazz music playing over speakers]
I've gotten used to it,
but I still keep showing up.
From time to time,
I meet a specimen like you.
Like me, huh?
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Someone who's not looking for anything.
Who's here because
they were forced into it. [chuckles]
I don't mean to judge, but that's
a little desperate, don't you think?
Sounds like a judgment to me, doesn't it?
[scoffs]
This illusion that you can find love
in a three-minute conversation
is kind of pathetic.
- So you aren't looking for love, I assume?
- [woman] No.
[inhales sharply] I have a thing.
I like to sleep with older men,
but there's a problem.
Older men who like
to sleep with younger women
really gross me out
more than they turn me on.
So, it has to be an older man
who doesn't want to sleep
with a younger woman. Makes sense?
A man who want anything to do with me.
But if one doesn't want to,
two can't do it.
Close your eyes.
What for?
Come on. There's only 30 seconds
until the bell rings. Close your eyes.
[Daniel clears throat]
Think back to when you were 20 years old.
A hot summer night
when you were in your prime.
You've had a few drinks
and a girl comes up to you.
[echoing] Asks you to go
someplace with her to talk.
She's so close to you.
[enchanting instrumental music playing]
Just the tan lines from her bikini.
And just the thought of kissing that
pale line on her bronze exposed shoulder
is enough to make you feel everything.
Everything that only a 20-year-old guy
can feel on a summer night.
And I am your time machine.
[bell rings]
- I'll get going.
- [woman] Mm-hmm.
Oh. You know we can't
see each other again, right? [sighs]
Okay.
You know You know why that is?
Why?
It's because now you're an older man
who likes to sleep with
younger woman. [chuckles]
[chuckles] No, no, I'm not.
Life doesn't go backwards, only forwards.
But thanks for taking me back in time.
[whimsical music playing]
So, how was your night? Pretty good, huh?
[chuckles]
[humming]
[sniffs]
[funky romantic music playing]
[engine starts]
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
You're up early.
- I went grocery shopping.
- Hmm.
[coffee maker whirring]
- [Vanessa] Hmm.
- [whirring stops]
For me?
Thank you.
- Are you sure you don't want it?
- [breathes deeply] I don't need it.
Oh.
[pleasant music playing]
This puts more women into orbit
in a day than NASA does in a lifetime
Take Mrs. Paixão into the waiting room
while I speak to her husband.
[doctor sighs]
See, Doctor, how she was completely lucid?
But sometimes, inside,
she's in another place, another time.
It's like she's reliving
a life that never happened.
Mr. Paixão,
you know, this type of condition
manifests itself in different ways.
Losing the sense of time,
losing the sense of space,
short-term memory loss, uh
How long do we have?
We're not talking
about cancer, Mr. Paixão.
How long until she
stops recognizing us?
I don't know. No one really knows.
And what do I do if I don't know?
Play along.
And live a lie?
If you believe it to be true,
then it stops being a lie, doesn't it?
[jazz music playing]
You know, I'll never forget that weekend.
I went with my husband
to Los Angeles one Friday for a fight,
and your concert in Las Vegas
was on a Saturday.
[crunching]
[serene instrumental music playing]
And when we got to the hotel room
after the fight [chuckles]
you had arranged for two tickets
to be slipped under our door.
[laughs]
I have to say it again,
that weekend was, uh, unforgettable.
It really was.
Mm.
Mm.
- Who were you talking to back there?
- Frank Sinatra.
[Joaquim] Huh.
[watch clatters]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[groans softly]
[sighs heavily]
Hmm.
- [knock on door]
- [Rita] Mom?
Yeah?
Mr. Montevelho called.
He's on his way
and he wants to talk to you.
[groans]
Rita, you deal with it.
This is my first day off
since my menopause started.
Mom, do me a favor
and don't tell your date
[in deep voice] "I'm so menopausal."
- [scoffs]
- [Rita chuckles]
- [in normal voice] Mom.
- What?
I'm really proud of you.
[chuckles softly]
I hope you haven't done your makeup yet.
[sniffles]
[sighs heavily]
[solemn instrumental music playing]
[sniffles]
[Montevelho] Here are the new place cards.
I had to change the header.
But your daughter
already signed off on the place cards.
Teresa is very busy, let's not
bother her with the little details.
Mr. Montevelho,
brides love the little details.
The more choices, the better.
It's all part of the experience. It's like
having a panic attack on a roller coaster
while trying to do
a thousand-piece puzzle. [chuckles]
Well, I also brought the final payment.
Let's leave my daughter in peace
doing puzzles
on the roller coaster of panic.
- [sultry music playing over speakers]
- [lighter clicks]
[object clatters]
Hmm. I'm gonna steal
the composition that Velásquez used
in his painting Las Meninas.
[paintbrush scraping]
[sniffs]
- Do you have any wine?
- Mm-mm.
When I draw, I don't drink.
You know, it's not uncommon
for great artists to do self-portraits.
Velásquez even used a mirror
to paint the girls. [chuckles]
He was bold enough
to paint himself next to the royal family.
So, to me, right now
you're a princess.
- [chuckles]
- [chuckles softly]
- Are you ready? [chuckles]
- No. [laughs nervously]
Come on, Vanessa, it's not
the first time I've seen you naked.
Uh Those were different times.
Different circumstances, different bodies.
People don't change,
they reveal themselves.
- Come on.
- [chuckles]
We're too old
to feel shy about our bodies.
Hmm?
- [chuckles softly]
- You sure you don't have any wine?
There's a convenience store on the corner.
[romantic music playing over speakers]
[Vasco sighs]
Your turn.
[sighs]
[chuckles nervously]
Can we dim the lights?
Vanessa, for God's sake!
My eyes aren't what they used to be.
If we dim the lights,
I can't see anything.
Of course you can't see anything.
"A convenience store on the corner"?
Seriously?
"People don't change,
they reveal themselves."
"This isn't the first time
I've seen you naked." [laughs drily]
What's that quote
from that writer we like?
Can I go to the, to the bathroom first?
No, it's certainly not that, it was
something about a glove and a sleeve.
Hmm.
[sighs]
The actual quote is,
"Sensuality is the skin glimpsed
between the glove and the sleeve."
[Vanessa's conscience laughs]
So, how do you want Vasco to glimpse that?
Oh. So is that how it is?
Don't worry. I've seen you naked too.
[sighs]
Vanessa, this evening, you're a trophy
for a seasoned veteran, okay? Hmm?
You're the missing piece
in Vasco's life story.
"I painted her the first time
when she was 19,
now I'm painting her again at 50." Ah?
[laughs] The edgy painter,
nudity is an act of transgression.
Oh.
You still fall for that?
What's so bad about that?
It's his story, not yours.
Look, is this a sermon
or a fucking motivational speech?
Have you noticed that he hasn't even
looked at you once since you've been here?
[scoffs] Of course he has.
[scoffs] So why are you so embarrassed
to get naked in front of him? Huh?
Look, Vanessa.
Really look like someone who wants to see,
like someone who really wants to see.
That guy could be one of those men,
you know, who takes you to a motel
with those awful round beds,
and then you'd go and eat greasy toast
at 5:00 a.m. at some terrible diner.
You know what I mean?
But you felt desired, do you see?
Come on, Vanessa.
I know it's been a long time,
but your last name
doesn't mean passion for nothing.
Who told you I wanted to fall in love?
Maybe you want someone
to fall in love with you. Hmm?
Someone to look at you.
You have to leave.
I can't pee with you in here.
You're sabotaging me.
[scoffs] Think about it.
What if you're the one sabotaging me?
Hmm?
[sighs]
[romantic music playing]
Find our way ♪
Find our way ♪
Find our way ♪
Find our way ♪
Forever ♪
Won't come easy ♪
A promise don't come cheap ♪
But love is still worth fighting for ♪
That's one vow I want to keep ♪
So much more left to say ♪
Maybe love ♪
[continues over speakers]
Will find a way ♪
[Vanessa clears throat]
No, no, no, no, let me.
You've been here listening to me
for two hours. This one's on me.
When you called, I was in my pajamas
watching that wedding show.
- Love Your Neighbor?
- That's the one.
As I was watching the show,
I had a thought,
"Thank God for my SatysFire."
Satis-what?
And then I thought,
"Vanessa doesn't need a man right now."
"All she needs in her life
is a SatysFire."
[object rattling]
German technology.
It's never failed me before.
But I had an extra one at home, brand new,
just in case. It's all yours.
- Uh
- SatysFire Pro 2 Next Generation.
The reviewer in Cosmopolitan UK said,
"Jesus Christ!
I'm never leaving the house again."
[both chuckle]
Imagine that your clitoris is music.
- All the music that was ever written.
- Uh-huh.
Now, when it comes to music,
most men don't go further than playing
the triangle for a folk song.
The best-case scenario
is a harmonica solo.
But the SatysFire [gasps]
That's the Vienna Philharmonic
playing "Ride of the Valkyries".
[Vanessa] Hmm.
This is percussion,
woodwinds, brass, strings.
[Vanessa] Mm-hmm.
Sweetie, trust me, this thing
sends more women into orbit in a day
than NASA does in a whole lifetime.
- [Vanessa] Mm-hmm.
- [woman] Hmm.
[chuckles softly]
[humming]
[breathes deeply]
[lipstick clatters]
Your place or mine?
Hmm?
[chuckles softly]
[engine starts]
You're going to disappoint
a lot of people in this life, kid
- I now pronounce you
- You may kiss! [laughs]
[Teresa laughs]
[guests applauding and cheering]
Thank you.
[Vanda singing in Portuguese]
[Montevelho chuckles]
[in English] Capristano.
Montevelho.
[Montevelho] Huh.
[Montevelho clears throat]
[applause]
[feedback over mic]
May [clears throat]
your love
never be sabotaged
or threatened by small people.
[amusing instrumental music playing]
Only people of low moral stature
don't recognize their own smallness.
Dwarfism.
Dwarfism can also be
a terrible disease of the heart.
A poet once said,
"To be great, be whole."
The poet definitely didn't say,
"To be tiny, be whole."
No, no, no.
The poet didn't say,
"To be miniscule, be whole."
- [laughter]
- Asshole. Son of a bitch can kiss my ass.
[Capristano] No, the poet said,
"To be great, be whole."
He didn't say, "To be little, be whole."
No, the poet said,
"To be great, be whole."
To be great.
[guests clapping]
Thank you.
The bride and groom's dads
are acting like little kids.
"Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood
makes civil hands unclean."
- I played Romeo in school.
- Hmm. Yeah, I'm sure.
You should've seen me.
[both chuckle]
They say that men
reach maturity much more slowly.
- I went out with someone.
- I went out with someone this week.
- Did you have fun?
- Did it go well?
- More or less.
- I think I did.
[chucking]
[Vanessa sighs]
That is a hair implant
of the highest quality.
No, I'm sure that's a toupee.
[both chuckle]
[piano music playing]
Is this your idea
of a firework display, huh?
Um, Mr. Capristano, this was the best,
uh, I could do on short notice.
Ah.
[Vanda singing in Portuguese]
[in English] You're going to disappoint
a lot of people in this life, kid.
You really are.
[Montevelho] Unacceptable!
This is unacceptable!
[Teresa] Dad, Dad,
it's not unacceptable. It's
[Montevelho] Sweetie, look at it.
- What's the problem? Just leave it be.
- [Montevelho] It makes no sense, damn it!
I don't want that there!
What's unacceptable?
You listen to me,
are you kidding me or what?
- Who had this ridiculous idea?
- It was me. Why? What's the problem?
Take that down immediately, you hear.
- Immediately. I don't
- [Teresa] Dad
Please, don't touch it, my friend.
- No, stay up there. Stay up!
- [Capristano] No, come down.
No, don't take it down. I said don't.
- Come down, please.
- [Teresa] Dad!
[both grunt]
[Ricardo grunts]
[amusing instrumental music playing]
[Teresa] Oh!
Ricardo! Ricardo. Look at me.
- Ricardo, look at me.
- [Ricardo mumbling]
Dad!
[both groaning]
- It's funny.
- Mm-hmm.
I really can't imagine you
going to a rave.
Back then, I was the after-hours king.
[Vanda] Hmm.
I've always loved dancing,
Vanda from the Band-a.
[chuckles] That's very good to know.
Dário Notary-o.
So, Luísa, what are you up to?
I'm waiting for Frank Sinatra
to come on stage.
Huh.
Uh, of course.
Uh, how could I forget? [chuckles]
[Joaquim clears throat]
Hmm.
[Joaquim sighs]
[jazz music playing]
Can I count on you?
- We can figure this out.
- Of course. It's fine.
- Yeah? Is that okay?
- Go on.
Look, it's all been sorted out.
We can get going, okay?
Don't worry, he's not gonna press charges
against the bride or groom's father. Okay?
Thank you.
Why didn't you tell me
you were a police officer when we met?
I also didn't tell you
that I used to be a mini-golf champion.
[both chuckle]
I'm serious, I was known
as the Tiger Woods of Fernão Ferro.
[chuckles] Are you from Fernão Ferro?
As a matter of fact, I grew up in Estoril.
It's a neighborhood that's full
of all these white-collar criminals.
Once, I was threatened
by this rich-ass banker.
He was just armed
with one of these cigar cutters.
- [laughs]
- Seriously. I'm still traumatized.
[theme song playing]
[imperceptible]
[muffled shouting]
[in English] You know, you don't have to
sleep in the office tonight.
[in Portuguese]
I'm staying on this stop ♪
Yes ♪
Save your next trip for me ♪
There is love if there is a will ♪
Make me miss you no more ♪
[young Joaquim in English]
Never take your eyes off the tiger.
[theme song playing]
[in Portuguese] So much left unsaid ♪
Whenever I leave ♪
The bonds are
Made of concrete ♪
I'm staying on this stop ♪
Yes ♪
Save your next trip for me ♪
There is love if there is a will ♪
Make me miss you no more ♪