Vindicators 2: Last Stand Between Earth and Doom (2022) s01e06 Episode Script

Vindicators 2:
Last Stand Between Earth and Doom
If we fought this on Earth we get canceled!
#collateraldamage
Doom-Nomitron can have it.
This feels amazing.
And we're saving the indigenous population
from a ruthless colonizing species
We're burning the smallpox plaquets!
- We're giving the land back!
- If we'd been around for Pocahontas
John smith would have
been the one getting raped
Okay, I think we're done here.
Just in time for happy hour gang
I killed the whole colonization bit,
didn't I?
No, no it came to a natural conclusion.
No as soon as I said the R Word,
I felt like I was punching down
I thought the R Word was
Jesus!
- I thought they were all dead.
- Me too, but he got you.
- You got him, yes, you did.
- Wait
- What are you doing?
- Well I just killed 12,000 of his friends
- and you said nice
- I know, in battle.
- But now isn't he technically an innocent?
- He was just trying to kill us!
Yeah, but blah blah, war crimes
- You know?
- Blah blah war crimes
Now just leave him alone,
let him flop around,
enjoy his last sunset.
Surrounded by the vivisected
bodies of his comrades?
- Okay, maybe just kill him.
- Obviously just kill him,
this is a mercy, a gift
Because for one beautiful moment
you get to forget everything
and just focus on ending a life
You genocided all his buddies
I can take this one for the team.
You're pregnant.
I'm just stepping up,
doing my part
I'm doing this for you,
little buddy
Wait is he
Fucking hell!
After all that
- You okay there, chief?
- Head back. I'll catch up to you.
If you're looking to hand
out more mercy
Get back to the goddamn ship!
Oh god, of course this
is happening at work
We were having a blast then she
F.B. Cavalcante