We Bare Bears (2015) s01e03 Episode Script
Food Truck
1 Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba - # Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da # - Let's go.
We'll be there a wink and a smile and a great, old time yeah, we'll be there wherever we are, there's fun to be found we'll be there when you turn that corner when you jump out the bush with a big bear hug and a smile we'll be there [Music.]
[Birds chirping.]
[Indistinct conversations.]
Aw, man! When do we get to eat? This line's taking forever! Ice Bear's tired of staring at this guy's butt.
Can you tell me how much longer? I may die soon.
From up here, I would say 15 to 75 minutes.
Whoa! Is that the ramen taco? Lucky! Aah! Ugh! Wow.
There it is.
I want to eat my phone now.
I told you we should've settled for the mac-and-cheese pizza truck.
No, Panda.
When it comes to food, we never settle.
- Okay, okay! - We're good, law-abiding citizens.
We deserve that ramen taco! - Maybe 10 of them.
- Goodbye, cruel world.
- Oooof!-e Ooof! Man: Order 74! [Bell dings.]
Next! [Grizzly grunts, clears throat.]
[Weakly.]
Please, sir ramen tacos.
We've waited so long.
So hungry.
- Is that it? - Next! Okay, bros, small bites.
Savor it.
It has so many textures.
- It's spongy.
- [spits.]
Ice Bear regrets eating that.
Dude, you're right.
What's up with this food? - It's gross! - We waited four hours in line for this? [Squirrel chitters.]
- Here you go, little guy.
- Um, Griz, look.
Whoa.
Close one.
Come on.
Let's go get our money back.
Sorry, little guy.
- Uh, yeah, I'll have the - Excuse us, friend.
Hi, yes, um, we weren't completely satisfied with our meal.
- Can we have our money back? - You guys can't return food.
This is half-eaten, anyways.
You think I'm a chump or something? Well, no.
But we just thought what we waited for wasn't really equal to the quality of food.
- No offense.
- Oh.
So now you're gonna rip on my food? - Get lost! Next! - What? Oh, we understand! Your food stinks! No, I'm not done complaining yet! I will be heard on the internet! "Worst food ever" - 1/4 star.
- Why give 1/4? They have to learn.
- Eh, I liked the ambience.
- Well, I'm not pulling any punches.
"Eat here if you hate" um, uh "eating.
" [Cellphone bloops.]
- Yeah.
- I don't know what's worse selling terrible food or the fact that people like it.
It's a shame.
Sometimes I just don't understand this world anymore.
Yeah, I guess some people just can't tell the difference between good food and [Chomps.]
[Gasps, slurps.]
crazy-amazing food! Oh, my gosh! Ice Bear knows.
[Sniffs.]
[Chomps.]
Mmm! Oh, man.
This is way better than that ramen taco truck.
Ha! That's it! [Chomps.]
Okay, you guys, this is going to blow your mind.
- What? - Let's start our own food truck! - Hmm.
That's not a bad idea, I guess.
- Mm-hmm.
- It couldn't be that hard.
- Mm-hmm.
And our food is totally better - than that shady taco truck.
- Mm-hmm.
And we'll get a ton of customers and be super-rich! - Yeah! - Yeah! - Ice Bear is in.
- Both: Yeah! [Truck horn plays "La Cucaracha".]
[Hip-hop music plays.]
Whoooaaaa! Whooooaaaa! - Yeah! Uh-huh! - Hey! Hey! Hey! - What? - It's the beeeaaar's calzone! - Ye-e-ah! - # Calzone in my mouth # [Clears throat.]
Anyways - come and enjoy our wonderful calzones! - Please! - Whoo! Ha! - Mm-hmm.
[Chuckles.]
Woman: Yeah, two ramen tacos.
Okay, guys, you know what to do.
Sir, would you like a sample? California-shaped calzone.
- Don't be shy.
It's free.
- Unh-unh.
- Sir, would you like to try a sample? - No, thanks.
- Free sample? - Uh Please just try it! I promise you'll love it! I'm sorry.
Fresh calzones! [Exhales sharply.]
Okay.
Ow.
H-Hey, would you like to try a calzone? No? Okay.
Whew! Ohhhh.
Um ohh Uh Oh, hey, you should get a calzone! Or not.
Just keep walking.
That's fine.
Oh! Ow.
[Indistinct conversations.]
[Groaning.]
Samples? [Groans.]
[Grunts.]
[Growls.]
I don't get it.
Our food is good.
Why do people eat that stuff? Hey, you! Why don't you eat our food?! Huh?! Why?! It's so delicious! [Man whimpers.]
- Would you like to try a sample? - Let go of me! - Okay.
- Geez.
[Groans.]
There, there.
[Squirrel chitters.]
- Wha? - Wha? - A paying costumer! - But, Griz! $500?! That could end our lives! Ohh! So torn! [Bell dings.]
- Huh? - Huh? Thank you, sir.
One calzone coming right up.
Here you go, friend.
Enjoy! Whoo-hoo! Ha ha! Look at this! We're rich! Aah! [All chittering.]
[Snoring.]
Mm.
You want to try a sample? [Shuffling in distance.]
Huh? [Muttering.]
- Oh! - [Drowsily.]
What's going on? Ohaaaaah! How did these guys get their money? Hey! [Beeping.]
- Let's cook! - Whoo-hoo! Next.
Next! Next.
Keep 'em coming! We got a ton of orders coming in! - Panda: Thank you.
- Grizzly: Come again.
[Chuckles.]
Thank you, sir.
[Laughs.]
Oh, yeah! Get it, calzone in my mouth, yeah get it, calzone in my mouth, yeah get it, calzone in my mouth, yeah get it, calzone - Here you go, sir.
- Come again! Oh, man! Totally owned those other food trucks! Hey! What are you guys doing?! You're driving away all the customers! [Wolves howl.]
Ugggh! [Crowd gasps.]
[All gasp.]
[All gasp.]
Oh, you're just jealous 'cause our calzones are legit! [Bird squawks.]
Hey! You didn't pay for that! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! [Possum chittering.]
[Growls.]
[Wolves barking.]
[Horns blaring, indistinct shouting.]
[Tires squeal.]
Fellow food truckers, on behalf of myself and my bros, we'd like to say "our bad.
" That food truck was all I had.
My food truck was passed down to me for three generations.
I lost my family in the food truck.
I will never see them again.
Oops.
Never mind.
There they are.
[Sighs.]
One last picture.
Aah! - Wait! That's it! - Hey, I'm not done posting it! Step off! Follow me, food truckers! To freedom! [Animals chittering.]
Come on, everyone! [Bird squawks.]
Whoa! Oof! [Animals grumbling.]
[Gasps.]
[All growling, snarling.]
[Hoots.]
Get behind me, bros! You guys up there, be cool.
We got this under cont Well, that was kind of rude.
[Animals snarl.]
[gasps.]
[Cellphone beeping.]
Oh, no! The battery's dead! Du Bo Baaaah! Run! [Wind rushing.]
[All sniffing.]
[All gagging.]
[Animals whimpering.]
- Hooray! - Yeah! [All sniff, gag.]
Okay, that's a fine for feeding the animals, selling without a permit, driving an unregistered truck, and disturbing the peace.
Yeah, it's not like this is the first ticket we've ever gotten.
Thank you, officer.
Well, at least we taste great.
Mmm.
1/4 star!
We'll be there a wink and a smile and a great, old time yeah, we'll be there wherever we are, there's fun to be found we'll be there when you turn that corner when you jump out the bush with a big bear hug and a smile we'll be there [Music.]
[Birds chirping.]
[Indistinct conversations.]
Aw, man! When do we get to eat? This line's taking forever! Ice Bear's tired of staring at this guy's butt.
Can you tell me how much longer? I may die soon.
From up here, I would say 15 to 75 minutes.
Whoa! Is that the ramen taco? Lucky! Aah! Ugh! Wow.
There it is.
I want to eat my phone now.
I told you we should've settled for the mac-and-cheese pizza truck.
No, Panda.
When it comes to food, we never settle.
- Okay, okay! - We're good, law-abiding citizens.
We deserve that ramen taco! - Maybe 10 of them.
- Goodbye, cruel world.
- Oooof!-e Ooof! Man: Order 74! [Bell dings.]
Next! [Grizzly grunts, clears throat.]
[Weakly.]
Please, sir ramen tacos.
We've waited so long.
So hungry.
- Is that it? - Next! Okay, bros, small bites.
Savor it.
It has so many textures.
- It's spongy.
- [spits.]
Ice Bear regrets eating that.
Dude, you're right.
What's up with this food? - It's gross! - We waited four hours in line for this? [Squirrel chitters.]
- Here you go, little guy.
- Um, Griz, look.
Whoa.
Close one.
Come on.
Let's go get our money back.
Sorry, little guy.
- Uh, yeah, I'll have the - Excuse us, friend.
Hi, yes, um, we weren't completely satisfied with our meal.
- Can we have our money back? - You guys can't return food.
This is half-eaten, anyways.
You think I'm a chump or something? Well, no.
But we just thought what we waited for wasn't really equal to the quality of food.
- No offense.
- Oh.
So now you're gonna rip on my food? - Get lost! Next! - What? Oh, we understand! Your food stinks! No, I'm not done complaining yet! I will be heard on the internet! "Worst food ever" - 1/4 star.
- Why give 1/4? They have to learn.
- Eh, I liked the ambience.
- Well, I'm not pulling any punches.
"Eat here if you hate" um, uh "eating.
" [Cellphone bloops.]
- Yeah.
- I don't know what's worse selling terrible food or the fact that people like it.
It's a shame.
Sometimes I just don't understand this world anymore.
Yeah, I guess some people just can't tell the difference between good food and [Chomps.]
[Gasps, slurps.]
crazy-amazing food! Oh, my gosh! Ice Bear knows.
[Sniffs.]
[Chomps.]
Mmm! Oh, man.
This is way better than that ramen taco truck.
Ha! That's it! [Chomps.]
Okay, you guys, this is going to blow your mind.
- What? - Let's start our own food truck! - Hmm.
That's not a bad idea, I guess.
- Mm-hmm.
- It couldn't be that hard.
- Mm-hmm.
And our food is totally better - than that shady taco truck.
- Mm-hmm.
And we'll get a ton of customers and be super-rich! - Yeah! - Yeah! - Ice Bear is in.
- Both: Yeah! [Truck horn plays "La Cucaracha".]
[Hip-hop music plays.]
Whoooaaaa! Whooooaaaa! - Yeah! Uh-huh! - Hey! Hey! Hey! - What? - It's the beeeaaar's calzone! - Ye-e-ah! - # Calzone in my mouth # [Clears throat.]
Anyways - come and enjoy our wonderful calzones! - Please! - Whoo! Ha! - Mm-hmm.
[Chuckles.]
Woman: Yeah, two ramen tacos.
Okay, guys, you know what to do.
Sir, would you like a sample? California-shaped calzone.
- Don't be shy.
It's free.
- Unh-unh.
- Sir, would you like to try a sample? - No, thanks.
- Free sample? - Uh Please just try it! I promise you'll love it! I'm sorry.
Fresh calzones! [Exhales sharply.]
Okay.
Ow.
H-Hey, would you like to try a calzone? No? Okay.
Whew! Ohhhh.
Um ohh Uh Oh, hey, you should get a calzone! Or not.
Just keep walking.
That's fine.
Oh! Ow.
[Indistinct conversations.]
[Groaning.]
Samples? [Groans.]
[Grunts.]
[Growls.]
I don't get it.
Our food is good.
Why do people eat that stuff? Hey, you! Why don't you eat our food?! Huh?! Why?! It's so delicious! [Man whimpers.]
- Would you like to try a sample? - Let go of me! - Okay.
- Geez.
[Groans.]
There, there.
[Squirrel chitters.]
- Wha? - Wha? - A paying costumer! - But, Griz! $500?! That could end our lives! Ohh! So torn! [Bell dings.]
- Huh? - Huh? Thank you, sir.
One calzone coming right up.
Here you go, friend.
Enjoy! Whoo-hoo! Ha ha! Look at this! We're rich! Aah! [All chittering.]
[Snoring.]
Mm.
You want to try a sample? [Shuffling in distance.]
Huh? [Muttering.]
- Oh! - [Drowsily.]
What's going on? Ohaaaaah! How did these guys get their money? Hey! [Beeping.]
- Let's cook! - Whoo-hoo! Next.
Next! Next.
Keep 'em coming! We got a ton of orders coming in! - Panda: Thank you.
- Grizzly: Come again.
[Chuckles.]
Thank you, sir.
[Laughs.]
Oh, yeah! Get it, calzone in my mouth, yeah get it, calzone in my mouth, yeah get it, calzone in my mouth, yeah get it, calzone - Here you go, sir.
- Come again! Oh, man! Totally owned those other food trucks! Hey! What are you guys doing?! You're driving away all the customers! [Wolves howl.]
Ugggh! [Crowd gasps.]
[All gasp.]
[All gasp.]
Oh, you're just jealous 'cause our calzones are legit! [Bird squawks.]
Hey! You didn't pay for that! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! [Possum chittering.]
[Growls.]
[Wolves barking.]
[Horns blaring, indistinct shouting.]
[Tires squeal.]
Fellow food truckers, on behalf of myself and my bros, we'd like to say "our bad.
" That food truck was all I had.
My food truck was passed down to me for three generations.
I lost my family in the food truck.
I will never see them again.
Oops.
Never mind.
There they are.
[Sighs.]
One last picture.
Aah! - Wait! That's it! - Hey, I'm not done posting it! Step off! Follow me, food truckers! To freedom! [Animals chittering.]
Come on, everyone! [Bird squawks.]
Whoa! Oof! [Animals grumbling.]
[Gasps.]
[All growling, snarling.]
[Hoots.]
Get behind me, bros! You guys up there, be cool.
We got this under cont Well, that was kind of rude.
[Animals snarl.]
[gasps.]
[Cellphone beeping.]
Oh, no! The battery's dead! Du Bo Baaaah! Run! [Wind rushing.]
[All sniffing.]
[All gagging.]
[Animals whimpering.]
- Hooray! - Yeah! [All sniff, gag.]
Okay, that's a fine for feeding the animals, selling without a permit, driving an unregistered truck, and disturbing the peace.
Yeah, it's not like this is the first ticket we've ever gotten.
Thank you, officer.
Well, at least we taste great.
Mmm.
1/4 star!