We Bare Bears (2015) s02e17 Episode Script

Icy Nights

1 Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! We'll be there A wink and a smile and a great, old time Yeah, we'll be there Wherever we are, there's fun to be found We'll be there when you turn that corner We'll jump out the bush With a big bear hug and a smile We'll be there [Alarm blaring.]
Man: [British accent.]
My lady, can't you see he's only marrying you because of your family's position? [Laughter.]
Huh? Hey, where you going, bro? Ice Bear off to grocery store.
- At night? - No long lines.
Oh, well, in that case, can you pick up some pizza bagels? [Yawns.]
Yeah, pizza bagels! Hey, wait, how are you gonna get to the city? - Kind of late for the bus.
- Ice Bear has ride.
[Dramatic music plays.]
[Angelic choir.]
[Electronic music plays.]
- Whoa.
- Look at that guy.
Cruisin' low city light Down the boulevard Hear that howl tonight [Whirring.]
[Chain rattles.]
Okay sir, that will be $25.
- [Laughter.]
Check this out.
- I got it.
Check it out.
Whoo! It's working now.
[Door chimes.]
Please get off Ice Bear's ride.
Oh [Chuckles.]
is this yours? We were admiring your upgrades and customizations.
This is a really high-quality product you have here.
So, how much do you want for it? Not for sale.
- Sorry, what was that? - He said it's not for sale.
I know what he said, Bryce! [Breathes deeply.]
Sorry about that.
I'm not sure you understood my question.
I want to buy your product, and when I want something, I get it.
Ice Bear repeats not for sale.
- Huh? Get up, man.
- Are you okay? Excuse me, sir, you need to sign for the card.
- Have a nice night, sir.
- [Rattling.]
Thank you.
[Tires squeal.]
[Breathing heavily.]
Sir, you want me to call the police? [Cracking.]
Ice Bear will take care of this.
[Dramatic music plays.]
[Indistinct conversations, electronic beeping.]
Nyet! We do not sell snacks here.
What kind of place do you think this is? [Speaking Russian.]
[Speaking Russian.]
You! [Speaking Russian.]
I thought I told you never to come back here.
Ice Bear needs to find someone.
You need my help again? [Speaking Russian.]
You're in over your head, and why would I help you anyway? The last time I did you favor, you crashed my car and I ended up with 30 stitches in my shoulder! For Ice Bear, please.
One last time.
[Speaking Russian.]
Do not tell a single soul I gave you this.
Their headquarters is on the far side of town.
Be careful.
They're very dangerous.
Excuse me, I have coffee to make for nerds.
Why don't you stay a while, catch up on old huh? [Electronic music plays.]
Oh, man, tonight is gonna be epic! [Scoffs.]
Talk like that is the reason people call us bro-grammers.
But, yeah, [Snorts.]
it'll be epic.
[Dramatic music plays.]
[Electronic beeping.]
[Electronic music plays.]
[Indistinct shouting.]
Oh, snap! Fatality! Enough of that noise! Who's brave enough to challenge these brogrammers! - [Crowd chanting.]
Barry! Barry! Barry! - Move it, buddy! I'll grind your new bot to dust with my new ultimate destroyer X235! [Shing! Whir!.]
That?! That's the best you got? [Laughs.]
Oh, this is gonna be too easy! [Laughs.]
You're right.
It is.
[Bell dings.]
Huh? [Electronic music plays.]
[Crashing, clanking.]
Well, well, well.
I had a feeling you'd show up.
This here it's just something we tech guys like to do for fun.
After developing code all day, building servers, creating frameworks, it's nice to destroy something once in a while.
You know? Unfortunate that we had to "borrow" your modified vacuum cleaner, but, hey, we call that fair use.
Look, we're always scouting for new talent in the tech industry, so I propose we make a deal.
Join our company.
Become one of us.
What do you say? Ice Bear will break you.
Well, you can't blame me for trying.
If it's a fight you want, then a fight you shall have! [Chanting.]
Fight! Fight! Fight! I guess that settles it, and you know what? I've got the perfect opponent for you.
Should've left it alone, bear.
I told you when I want something, I get it.
Oh, shoot! Looks like we've got our first ever bot-versus-bear match! Let the games begin.
[Dramatic music plays.]
[Dramatic music intensifies.]
What? What the? [Beeps.]
Get the bear! All robots in the pit now! [Beep.]
[Epic music plays.]
Finish the vacuum cleaner.
[Electronic hum slows.]
Yeah! [Laughter.]
[All gasp.]
Hey, where are you guys going? Come back here! [Breathing heavily.]
Uh, I'm out, yo.
Lates! [Static.]
[Slow clap.]
Well played, my ursine friend, but I have to wonder, what will your next move be? I thought you'd have learned by now, bear.
I'll always be one move ahead of you.
Ice Bear is gonna find you one day.
Good luck.
[Electronic music plays.]
Woman: Oh, Quincy, my love! [Laughter.]
[Door opens, closes.]
Hey, what took so long? - Long lines.
- I thought we'd starve.
Dude, what the heck is this? [Electricity crackles.]
My friend for the win, always my
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