We Bare Bears (2015) s03e10 Episode Script

Coffee Cave

1 Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! We'll be there A wink and a smile and a great, old time Yeah, we'll be there Wherever we are, there's fun to be found We'll be there when you turn that corner We'll jump out the bush With a big bear hug and a smile We'll be there [Music.]
You want to watch something on TV? Eh, I already finished bing-watching everything.
Want to shoot some hoops at the park? Ball's flat.
Did anyone get back to us about hanging out today? Nope.
No one's online.
I wish there was something to do.
- Wake up coffee.
- Ah, thanks bro.
- Huh, look at that.
- Thank you.
He did the little foam-art thing again.
- Whoa, cool.
Mine, too.
- Oh, it's a little me and you.
Ah, that is so good.
Ah, woke me right up.
Aren't you drinking any? Ice Bear doesn't drink coffee.
Does not agree with Ice Bear.
[Fast footsteps.]
That smells amazing.
Is there a café around? I could really use some coffee about now.
Oh, sorry, no.
That's just my brother.
- He - Makes the best coffee in the forest.
Want to come in, grab a cup of coffee, and hang out a bit? Okay.
So, um, you just go for jogs alone in the forest often? - Is is that - Well, actually, I - Coffee ready.
- Oh, thank you.
I needed this.
Is that me? That's amazing.
I got to show my friends.
They'll love this.
[Camera clicks.]
Hey, would you mind if they stopped by and had a cup, too? That was last pot of coffee.
But you could make some more, right bro? - Ice Bear on it.
- Awesome! I'll give them a call.
And then I realized I was wearing his shoes.
Coffee for friends.
- Oh, thank you.
- Whoa, I got a little snowman! Oh, no way! Is that a record player? [Slurps.]
Tastes way better than digital.
Ice Bear is happy you like.
You know, you guys should totally open a café.
- Hmm? - Yeah! Tons of people would want to come here.
- Really? - For sure.
You've already got the coffee and location.
All you need is the name.
A name? How about, um, Polar Bear Café? Uh, I think that's taken already.
How about Java Cavern? - Wait, wait Bearista's.
- I got it! We'll call it [Music.]
Coffee Cave is open for business.
Come on in, welcome We got coffee.
[Indistinct chatter.]
- [Bell dings.]
Order up.
- Aha, thanks bro.
- Hey, Grizz.
- Hey, guys, what up? Tony, how's that screenplay coming? Great, Grizz.
Just finishing up.
I just want a chance to audition.
Hey, Grizz.
You remember Jen, from earlier.
- Hey.
- Hey, Jen, good to see you again.
- There you go, one special.
- Whoa, another perfect coffee.
Hey, you know, you want to take a break - and hang out with us a bit? - Yeah.
All right.
Ain't nobody better than my baby Got me going crazy Tellin' people to get out of my way [Bell dinging.]
Whoah, you got the keys to my heart Whoah, you got the keys to my heart And I was like, "No way.
" But she was like, "Yeah, way.
" - Here's your special.
- Thanks, Grizz.
This coffee kind of tastes funny.
[Not really paying attention.]
Yeah, so funny.
- Wait, what? - It's gross.
Hey, don't you worry about it.
I'll take care of it, okay? Hey, Grizz, can we get another special? Yep.
One more special coming right up.
Huh? What the what is that? Is that avant garde? Ugh, this coffee's kind of jank, man.
I'll catch up with you later.
Oh, no.
Panda! Dude, what's the problem? - That's the problem.
- Huh? Bro, what's going on? Uh, this coffee's making people leave.
People expect a certain level of quality here.
Ice tired is getting bear.
Grizz and Panda: No, no, no, no, no, no.
Here, have a cup of coffee.
It'll wake you right up.
Ice Bear can't handle caffeine.
Come on, man.
We don't want to let people down.
And I'm pretty sure Jen is about to give me her digits.
Hey, Panda, how's that special coming? Please.
- Ice Bear shouldn't.
- Please, bro? This is the most people have wanted to hang with us since, ever, actually.
Do it for us? Please? There we go.
- That's it, just a little more.
- Attaboy.
[Up-tempo music plays.]
- We're back in business! - Yeah! - Whoo-hoo! - Maybe we should get going.
Sorry for the delay.
Here you go.
- Whoa.
- Ah, it's so good.
[Up-tempo music continues.]
[Crowd murmurs.]
[Cameras click, cheering.]
Thanks, guys.
I'm gonna bring my whole study group tomorrow.
- See you later.
- Take care.
What an amazing day! So many new friends! [Yawns.]
And there'll be even more tomorrow.
Gonna need a good night's sleep.
Got another big day ahead of us.
Oh, great job today, bro.
- You're carrying us.
- Goodnight.
Ice Bear does great job.
Grizz: [Humming.]
- Hey.
You ready for another awesome day? - Yep.
Huh? What's going on here? We cleaned up the place last night, right? - Uh, yeah.
I think so.
- [Crash.]
Welcome to Coffee Cave.
- Geez, you scared us.
- Uh, you all right, little bro? [Knocking.]
Huh? [Indistinct chatter.]
We got customers.
Okay, get ready, get ready, get ready.
H-Hey, welcome to the Coffee Cave! H-Hey there, good to see you again! Repeat customers, everything's going great.
All right, one Americano coming right ooh, huh? Okay, um hmm.
Dude, these are all empty, okay? Oh, wait, never mind.
This ones' good.
Ah! What are you doing? - You're hurting me.
- Ice Bear needs coffee.
Wh What? Ow, that hurts.
- Uh, did you just drink my coffee? - Excuse me, coming through.
Hey, guys, what's taking so long.
- Customers are huh? - No, stop.
Stop it.
Ice Bear will make more coffee.
- Ew.
- Okay, um, you should take it easy - on the coffee now.
- Yeah.
You're losing your mind.
Hand over the beans and Last bag of beans.
- Hey.
- Huh? Where's my coffee, man? - What's going on? - Um, sorry about that.
We had a bit of a hiccup with our machine.
Your coffee'll be right out, okay? Night-night time for you to, buddy.
Sleep tight.
Okay, quick, look up how to make coffee.
Hey, guys, thanks for waiting.
We're just gonna look on the Internet for a new business model.
- [Scoffs.]
Let's get out of here.
- No, don't leave! We can play some video games while you wait.
[Screaming, hissing.]
[Screaming, coughing.]
- Ahh! Make it stop! - I'm trying! Ahh! Huh? Ice Bear needs more [scary voice.]
[Both scream.]
[Both panting.]
- You okay? - Yeah.
[Loud munching noises.]
Wha! Dude, we got to get out of the cave.
Follow me.
I think we're outside.
We're safe.
No, I think we're in my room.
What? How did we end up here? I don't know.
[Skittering noise.]
- [Both gasp.]
Who's there? - We should hide.
Dude, we're sorry.
We shouldn't have fed you all that coffee.
- Huh? - Wha What? [Skittering noise.]
What is that? [Gasps.]
Beans, beans, beans, beans.
- Ah! - How are you even doing that? Where did he go? Where'd he go? I don't know.
Hold me, Panda.
[Skittering noises.]
Panda! I got you, Pan Pan.
It's too late.
Just destroy the beans.
- I'm not letting you go.
- Destroy them, Grizz.
Pan Pan! [Dramatic music.]
Stop! Or else, uh, you can say "goodbye" to the beans! You hear me! Say something.
Please stop.
No fair.
Ah [giggles.]
no tickling.
[Laughs triumphantly.]
[Suction noises.]
Huh? Toilet? Finally, I can destroy these evil beans once and for all.
The beans! [Suspenseful music.]
Where'd it go? Where'd it go? Where'd it go? Aha! Ooh.
[Suspenseful music continues.]
Aah! Stay away, man! [Thud.]
Huh? [Snores.]
Grizz? Grizz, where are you? Huh? - Oh, there you are.
- Pan Pan.
Oh, thank goodness.
He crashed.
You're alive.
I thought he took you away.
He did, but then he just gently carried me to my bed and sung me a weird lullaby.
It was really strange.
What happened to you? [Groans.]
Oh, hey.
My food app says there's a coffee shop here.
But this doesn't look like a shop, so I'm, like, so confused right now.
Like, it looks like a cave or something and I'm, like, freaking out a little bit.
Okay I'm gonna leave this place a really bad review.
Don't worry, I took care of it.
No more customers, I promise.
Hey, little brother, I brought you some tea.
No, no, no, no.
This is just green tea.
It'll help you fall asleep.
Um, we're really sorry for making you - drink all that coffee.
- Yeah, man.
That's our bad.
Ice Bear sorry for ruining Coffee Cave.
Don't worry about it, man.
Just drink up and relax.
Wait, is that tea decaf? - Done.
- Both: Done!
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