We Bare Bears (2015) s04e45 Episode Script

Bros in the City

1 Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! We'll be there A wink and a smile and a great, old time Yeah, we'll be there Wherever we are, there's fun to be found We'll be there when you turn that corner We'll jump out the bush With a big bear hug and a smile We'll be there [Music] [Chuckles] Yeah, guys, I can't wait to meet our new roomies.
- [Chuckles] Me too.
- Isaac can't contain excitement.
[Knocks on door] It's open! Hey, new roomies.
What up? - Hey, Grizz, my dude.
- Hey, Panda.
- Hey.
- Griff, my bro! - Hi, Tom! - Yo.
[Laughs] I'm so glad we'll finally be living together on TV.
Announcer: This is a show about six bros living together in the city.
Let's see what kind of household bond they'll create.
I dreamed of this fast life Speedin' past the stoplights Runnin' till I can't go on 'Cause everybody says that it's real I'm gonna be movin' here and there to feel And days go by like it's a wheel Maybe take a minute and chill out We got time to chill out Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Ah, this is gonna be great! I can't believe we're gonna be starring on our favorite TV show together.
[All cheer, laugh] Having two bros is awesome, so having five bros is gonna be even better! Yeah, I can't wait to hang out with my bear bros.
Tom and I have all the same interests, so we're getting along great.
Panda and I are gonna watch all 10 seasons of our favorite anime.
Isaac excited to cook dinner for bros.
Ice Bear brought favorite cookbook.
[Ding!] So excited to bro out with you, bro.
[Chuckles] We got to do all my favorite bro-tivities.
Heck yeah, I'm just glad I get to hang out - with a fellow alpha bro for once.
- Yeah, you know it.
Whoo! Yeah! Double alphas.
Double alphas.
[Both grunt] Both: Alph-bros.
I'm going down.
The space rocket isn't strong enough.
[Doorbell rings] Both: Huh? I'll get it, Tom.
You keep watching.
- Cool.
Thanks, Panda.
- Hello? Huh? Oh, it's my package from Anime Boulevard.
Wait a minute.
This isn't my package! [Doorbell rings] - Hello.
- Oh, uh, hi.
I-I think I got your package by mistake.
Oh, thanks! You must be Panda.
Looks like our boxes got switched.
It's so funny we both ordered from Anime Boulevard.
[Laughs] Yeah, that's so funny.
So, uh, you, uh - you like anime? - Yep.
I'm in love.
Ice Bear compliments your produce selection.
Isaac approves your choice of fish.
[Gasps] Look.
[Gasps] [Chimes] Isaac's never seen such a beautiful oven before.
This is the best day of Ice Bear's life.
Oh, yeah, great bulb change, bro.
Thanks, bro.
[Gasps] Stand back.
I'll take care of this.
[Scoffs] I'm not afraid of a little bug.
Huh? It's getting away! - Oh, ah! I got it! - I'm gonna get ya.
Hey, come back here! [Laughs] Oh, you let it get away.
Oh, I don't know if I let it get away.
Both: Hmm.
Guess we'll just have to wait for it to come back out.
Nah, man, I can just reach in there and grab it.
Watch.
Hmm.
I think I got something.
Oh, oh, oh, no, no, no! [Screams] [Both scream] [Laughs] Things are going great.
Space rocket fighting together Hey, Tom, I just met our neighbor Nina.
She's so cool.
I invited her to watch anime with us.
I don't know, Panda.
We're on episode 12, and it's really not a great place to jump in.
[Scoffs] It's fine.
You're gonna love her.
Hi.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Nina.
Oh, are you watching "Space Rocket"? That's, like, my favorite anime ever! Really? It's my favorite too.
I can tell you and I are gonna get along great.
[Gasps] [Panting] [Both grunting] [Music] [Both gasp] - Stairs.
- Stairs.
[Both straining] Isaac hates stairs.
[Straining continues] [Clatter] [Grunts] - It's stuck.
- It's stuck.
Ice Bear knows what to do.
[Music] - Window? - Window.
Hmm.
We better tape up this bug hole.
Okay, let's take down these bugs once and for all.
For glory! Oh, here's the tape.
Pfft, what's this weak, little baby tape? Huh? I tape all the time.
It's super strong.
Hmm.
Nah! We need Buff Tape.
Oh, okay.
Um, great idea, bro.
I know it is.
Andthere.
- Oh, yeah, that's great.
- Did you say something? Nope, just cheering you on, alpha bro.
Thanks, man.
[Grunting] Oh, hey, can one of you guys help me open this? I'm too weak.
Oh, oh, me, me, me! I can do it.
Don't worry, Tom.
The real alpha bro is here.
[Groans] Having trouble, alpha bro? Let me handle this.
[Groans] - I got this.
- No! I'm getting it.
Uh, I'm gonna leave now.
- Alpha - Stronger than you.
That was awkward.
Just let me handle it.
[Both shout] [Both growl] What kind of person just wastes pickles like that? Captain Faye: Finally, I've come to take you down.
- This is my favorite part.
- Nina: Me too.
[Groans] I introduced him to "Space Rocket," and he didn't even mention that once! Fire! [Laughs] That was fun.
Do you want to watch another episode, Nina? Oh, I'd love to, Tom.
[Munching] Oh, wait, shoot.
I'm so sorry.
I got to head out to this concert.
Actually, would you like to come with me? Me? Of course! That sounds great.
A concert, sounds great! [Both laugh] This is gonna be rad.
- Yeah, for sure - Oh, I love concerts.
What are we gonna see? Actually, I only have one spare ticket.
That's okay.
I will check online for one.
Uh, Panda actually, the concert is sold out.
[Music] Did I feel like I was intruding? Absolutely not.
Well, Tom can't go anyway because we've got that roommate dinner, don't we, Tom? Oh, right.
- I'm sorry, Nina.
- No worries.
O-Okay.
Well, this was fun, but I really should get going.
I don't want to be late.
So nice to meet you, Tom.
Okay, bye, Nina.
Have fun at the concert.
Tom, don't be rude.
- Say goodbye to Nina.
- Bye.
What just happened? [Music] Pulley is ready.
Ice Bear just needs to check if knots are tight enough.
Isaac's knot was perfect.
Ice Bear would've tied knot like this.
[Both grunting] [Snap] Both: Huh? [Music] - Isaac's knot was not at fault.
- Clearly his fault.
[Both panting] [Music] [Panda clears throat] Could you pass the soy sauce, girlfriend stealer? Who? What are you talking about? Bah! Tom is so annoying! No amount of soy sauce will help this food.
Ice Bear suggests a spring roll.
They're "knot" that bad.
Ice Bear hopes his knot diss made sense.
Hmm, fork or chopsticks? You know, Griff must know what utensils to use - since he already knows everything! - You're right.
Glad you're listening to the true alpha.
Gah! That's not what I Gah! Fine, fine.
You know what? Keep that, too.
In fact, why don't you just take my food while you're at it? What the heck did I do to you, Panda? Why are you being such a jerk? I'm only giving you what you deserve.
I was just trying to be nice! How dare you! [Grunts] - Hmph.
- Ha-ha.
[Music] Now, now, bros, let's all take a step back and I'm the alpha bro! Me, alpha bro! Well, I am.
Food fight [Squeals] [Music] What did I even do to you, man?! You ruined my chances of getting a date! You don't even know anything about being a leader! You won't even let me try! [Chomping] [Grunting] Huh? Oven would've been Isaac's if you hadn't messed with knot.
Ice Bear wouldn't have to mess with it if Isaac knew how to tie.
[All shouting, grunting] [Grunts] [Clatter] Why can't you be happy for me?! - No! I just can't! - Aah! Panda! What are you doing? I've had enough! I'm jealous of you, Tom! You've grown up, and I feel like you're leaving me behind! I'm jealous of you! You're so cool and suave.
I was just trying to act like you in front of Nina! You think I'm I'm cool? Dude, I worship you, Panda.
[Crash] I'm so sick of you trying to be the alpha! I just want to take care of my bros - because I love them! - I also love my bros! We both love our bros? Maybe we're more alike after all! [Music] Ice Bear loves "Cooking with Martha.
" Martha is OG.
Ah, bros, come on! Let's create that great household bond we always wanted and make this the best living experience ever.
On TV.
Whoa, whoa, whoa [All cheering] Delicious! Whoa, whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa [Cellphone shutter clicks] Whoa, whoa, whoa - Done! - Both: Done!