What About Brian (2006) s02e09 Episode Script
What About True Confessions...
Previously on "What about Brian" I thought that if you knew about me and your father that you could never see me in a romantic way again.
You're right.
I won't.
- My name's T.
K.
- Deena.
I want to ask you in, it's just that my husband ex, is in there.
- Brian, I can take care of myself.
- Yeah.
You think so? Brian, it's your dad.
You said I never call you, so I'm calling you.
I hope we can talk about Bridget and everything.
I'd really like to do it before Monday, so, please give me a call.
I slipped into a house to escape my enemies and opened the door to another world but I loved you more than any of them and ever before Look how close I've come, how close I've come how close I've come how close I've come how close I've come, I'm far away I swear, if this baby doesn't come soon, I'm gonna lose my mind.
Honey, the last few weeks are the worst.
Weeks? Do not say weeks.
It better be days.
This kid clearly hates me.
She won't let me eat.
She's constantly kicking, and I don't mean, "oh, I just felt the baby kick" kick.
I mean, full-on Sydney Bristow kicks.
I'm bloated.
I can't sleep.
Not to mention the peeing and the the hemorrhoids and the stretch marks and those nauseatingly sympathetic stares.
Oh, god! I'm doing it.
I'm sorry.
I'm so I am so never having a baby.
There are things you can do, you know, to bring the labor on.
Yeah.
I heard about a salad dressing at a restaurant by the ocean that can start your contractions.
Right, and, hiking uphill, my sister said.
Yeah.
Hiking, dumbbell squats, swinging on swings at the playground.
Well, let's go.
I'll swing on a swing while eating a salad and lifting weights.
Speaking of which, dinner's ready.
Would it kill the guys to help us? It's a perfectly beautiful thing.
- It's almost like you're there.
- No, it's better than that, because you don't have to pay $10 for a beer.
Do that thing with the windows again? Guys, the food's ready.
We're trying to watch TV.
Hi.
Dinner.
- Why'd you marry her? - I You guys ready for court tomorrow? Jimmy, it's my first day with the plasma.
Don't kill my buzz.
I won't, as long as you guys keep your mouth shut and act sorry.
Look, worst case scenario, the judge sentences you to a few hours of community service.
I can't believe we have to go to court for a bar fight.
Yeah, I know.
If Ivy didn't call the cops If Adam could hold his liquor If you all could be quiet, I could get my food and go watch the game.
Amen to that.
Look at this.
Who was that? It was T.
K.
- So why didn't you answer it? - I don't know.
It's a little weird.
Dave's in the next room.
Deena, you and Dave are separated.
It's perfectly acceptable for you to date.
We discussed this.
Yeah, I know we did.
It's just I think it's a little soon.
I really barely know the guy, you know? You need to get to know him.
That's why you should call him back.
Call who back? Nothing.
It's just a cupcake thing.
- I'm so hungry.
- Yeah, right.
Yeah, when you get as big as a house as me, you just get so hungry.
Yeah.
It happens.
How come these people think that we still can't be friends? I know.
They're they're so wrong, you know? I-I think it's great that we can all still hang out.
- Yeah.
Me, too.
- Yeah.
My sandwiches.
You didn't you didn't put my sandwiches out.
Honey.
Your sandwiches look horrible.
Are you kidding me? These are great! - Where did you even get them? - Work.
So I noticed that you're not wearing your ring anymore.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, I figured you're not wearing yours either, so Makes sense.
Yeah.
Yeah.
- So what's up? - Nothing.
So why do you look like you're gonna murder that lasagna? What? It's vegetarian.
It deserves to be killed.
Is it the dad and Bridget thing? Who told you? Adam told Dave.
Dave told Deena.
Deena told me.
Well, yeah.
It's just I feel so let down by him and her.
Brian, dad is who he is.
He is never gonna change.
I made my peace with that a long time ago.
- Well, I'm not sure I can do that.
- Why not? Because he never does the right thing.
He's supposed to be the dad.
He's not supposed to date the girl I date.
God, that sounds ridiculous.
Come on.
Let's watch the game.
You you hate basketball.
Well, right now basketball and I have a lot in common, and I need to sit.
Come on.
You go.
Come on.
Come on, hot stuff.
Sandwich.
No? How 'bout you? You want a sandwich? Yeah, what what is it with you and these sandwiches? They're they're awful.
They have labels.
Who eats something called "tofurella"? What the hell is "tofurella"? It's yummy goodness, is what it is.
And it's a sweet little sandwich lady at my work who sells them, and I just figured I'd help her out.
What is your problem? What, you don't like a sandwich? I would eat her sandwich any day.
You're disgusting.
Whatever.
You think you got a shot with her? She is so out of your league, Greco, it doesn't matter how many sandwiches you buy.
Hey.
How's my favorite customer? - Me? - Good.
You? "Me good you.
" I sound like a caveman.
I'm good.
I brought you a new one today a B.
L.
G.
- What's a B.
L.
G.
? - Bacon, lettuce and grapes.
I was going for that whole salty/sweet thing.
Yeah.
That's that's good.
That's good.
'Cause other people are gonna wanna have probably a taste of that.
Oh, no.
Don't worry.
- I have plenty.
- That great.
That's cool.
Yeah.
'Cause I had I had a big breakfast.
You know, waffs and syrup.
Listen, something I wanted to ask you about.
Do you do you have any plain ham and cheese? The damage to the bar was minimal.
The injuries to all parties minor, and due to the emotional duress both defendants were under at the time, - I ask the court's leniency.
- Thank you, counselor.
After reviewing the facts, I think it's appropriate for your clients to perform 50 hours of community service in the next four weeks.
50 hours? What was that? Mr Davis? Nothing.
Nothing, your honor.
He does that sometimes, - blurts things out - I'd like to hear from Mr.
Davis.
This is gonna be bad.
We paid for the damages, your honor.
No one was hurt.
It was just a dumb bar fight.
50 does seem excessive.
And what do you feel would be more appropriate? What do your years of legal expertise suggest, Mr.
Davis? 50.
50 sounds great.
No, no.
Really.
I'm interested to hear your thoughts.
Well, with all due respect, your honor, I'd say around 30? That seems fair to me.
Well, then.
30 it is.
Okay, then.
We have a deal on the table.
- 4 weeks to do 30 hours.
- Nice try, counselor.
I'm going to grant your request for 30 hours of community service - to be completed in four days.
- What?! Well, that's impossible.
And if you fail to do that I'll double it.
Now get out of here.
I told you not to talk.
He kept asking me questions, and he was making those sounds with his nose.
He threw me off my game.
I can't do 30 hours in 4 days.
I have the Jensen case.
Rossoff assigned it to me personally.
I can't screw this up.
Relax, you can do an overnight thing.
You spend the whole night in one of those shelters.
It counts triple time.
Ten hours times three.
It's done.
Didn't even miss work.
I don't know.
I don't mind missing work.
- Shut up, Brian.
- What? Just don't talk, all right? Your big mouth has screwed up enough for one day already.
She was great.
She was really happy to talk to me so happy, she got right off the phone and used and her frequent-flier miles to get a ticket to L.
A.
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes.
Mom doesn't do anything halfway, does she? She'll be here Thursday, just for the weekend.
I thought I'd see her after work.
- I thought maybe if you wanted - No.
I have a written excuse from my doctor.
Stress is not good for the baby.
Then why are you running on a treadmill, looking like you're about to have a heart attack? Because Ivy said that running uphill could bring on labor.
Nic, come with me.
She really wants to see you.
My relationship with mom makes you and dad look like best friends.
I have my own mother issues right now, like when am I gonna finally become one? I'm sorry.
I can't.
I gotta get to work.
Brian can we talk, please? About business? Sure.
Seriously, Brian.
I want to have an actual discussion with you, okay? Hold it! Morning.
Everybody okay? Let's see.
I'm stuck in an elevator with you two.
I have to leave work early today so I can spend the night at some church homeless shelter.
And mom's coming into town to see me and Nic, only Nic doesn't want to see her, so I have to do it all by myself again.
Yeah All in all, everything's pretty great.
Did you hear what I said about mom, dad? You don't care how she is or anything? How is she? When she leaves you a message, do you return her calls? Brian, this is only three.
I knew that.
- So I called T.
K.
- Good for you.
We're going to dinner.
- Good! When? - Tonight.
You go, girl.
Well, it works out great because Dave has the girls every other Tuesday, and tonight's Tuesday, so This is good, right? Yeah.
I mean, it's just dinner.
I mean, worst case scenario you have no connection, you skip dessert, and you're home in two hours.
Yeah.
Thanks.
So what do you think they have in this stuff? A lot of oil, some mustard and anchovy bits.
Okay, well here goes.
No, honey! You're not supposed to drink it.
Maybe it'll work faster.
The firm wants you to settle this out of court quietly.
No P.
R.
All right.
Well, how high are we willing to go? Jensen will go up to $3 million, but no more than that.
Jimmy.
I'll be fine.
Gentlemen, thank you for coming.
- Hi.
I'm Adam Hillman.
- Simon Coleman.
Mr.
Miller, I am so sorry about your father.
I can't begin to imagine what you must be experiencing.
Yes, well, Mr.
Miller's ordeal has been and continues to be quite formidable.
After a careful review of your files here, it seems my dad was a pretty healthy guy, but after the accident at the factory, he hasn't walked in over a year.
Workers' comp won't pay because the company is saying that it was "operator error.
" The bills are huge.
I just need a little help.
Well, moving right along.
With the past expenditures and and future costs, we are not prepared to accept anything less than Well, that's quite a number.
Of course, I'm gonna have to discuss it with my client.
So I'll see what I can do.
Is it me, or is she staring at me right now? Seriously.
It's like everywhere I go, there she is.
Maybe you should ask her to the berry festival.
Fine.
Mock if you will.
I will.
That's the sweet little sandwich lady? Girl.
We call her "sandwich girl.
" You gonna ask her out? Why, should I? Dave, she waved.
She smiled.
It's called flirting.
Look into it.
What are you waiting for? Don't you think she's a little out of my league? Maybe, but so is Deena.
You're hilarious.
You just need to exude confidence.
Go.
- Do it.
Go.
- Come on.
Fine.
Go get 'em, tiger.
How do you like that, Hank? Oh, yeah.
El Greco's back.
- Nice.
- It's on for tonight.
Dave, tonight is the other Tuesday, and I have a date, too.
Okay, so what can we do? Why is there an elephant swinging on our swing set? No, that's just Nicole.
She's trying to force labor.
- In our front yard? - Yeah.
What do you think if we just got a-a sitter? I mean, if we were married and we were going out, we would have to get Marie anyway, right? So that let's do that.
- Great.
- Great.
- Got one more question.
- Yeah? I I'm not exactly sure what to do, and and I wanted to ask your help.
- What are you talking about? - On a date.
I-I don't know what people do these days, you know? I know it's a little weird, me - asking you for advice.
- A little.
I figured you're a woman, and nobody knows me better than you, right? So I thought maybe you could I don't know.
Just be yourself.
Keep it simple.
Girls don't really like it when guys do a lot of crazy stuff.
Great.
Simple.
I can do simple, right? - There's nobody simpler than me.
- That's right.
You know what? That's great.
Thanks, hon.
Really Yeah, okay.
- Have a good date.
- I will.
You, too.
- Was that Dave? - Yes, and guess what? - What? - He has a date.
Really? That's how is that? It's It's good.
It's good.
Yeah.
I think.
Dave has a date.
You have a date.
And I'm still not in labor.
You have any other ideas? Well, there was one thing that always got me into labor.
- What was that? - Sex.
- Sexual intercourse? - Yes.
Who's gonna wanna have sex with a widow who's 9 months pregnant? Hey, Nicole.
Hi, Howie.
- Hi, Jim.
- Hi.
It's hot in here, huh? My god.
Look at this place.
This should be fun.
- This is your legal system at work.
- No, this is your mouth at work.
Maybe it won't be so bad.
We serve them dinner.
We sleep.
We serve them breakfast.
I mean, when was the last time we pulled an all-nighter? Just us.
It'll be like seventh grade.
Okay, now you're freaking me out.
Yeah, just like seventh grade, only with homeless men instead of my parents.
And no kettle corn.
Hey.
Name's Hal.
You must be "bar fight number one" and "bar fight number two.
" No, I'm I'm Brian.
The kitchen's downstairs.
We have to set up tables and put out the food.
Dinner's on in five.
Where should we put our stuff? How 'bout at home? You're not here to sleep.
You're here to set up, feed and keep the peace, which means no knives, no guns and no drugs.
But we don't have I don't think he's talking about us.
Four minutes.
Get going.
- You look perfect.
- Thank you.
Oh, god.
Somebody's going to some big, fancy Hollywood party, and they just leave their limo wherever they want, just hog up all the good parking spaces.
I mean, don't they know how hard it is to get a parking space around here? You did this.
We don't have to, okay? I can get us a cab or some kind of hybrid car.
Maybe even a rickshaw.
No, really, it's very sweet.
You rented a limo.
It's cute.
Actually, I own it.
- Hey, you.
- Hi.
Hi.
You didn't have to stand outside.
I just thought it might be hard to find.
That's sweet of you.
You own a jet, too? No, this I rented.
See? I'm rich, but I'm fun.
I thought you said we were just going to dinner.
Well, we are in San Francisco.
Cheers.
Okay.
All right, last lap.
Last lap.
You're gonna make it.
Left, left, left, left.
Hold the curve! You wanna make sure you got the paddle.
Paddle to switch it up.
Switch it up.
Up and down, there you go.
- Oh, you overshifted.
- No! That was amazing! - You really liked it? - Loved it.
Yeah, me, too.
It's not bad for a 2-d, sprite-based driving engine.
- What? - It's the the graphics system.
You know, it's that kind of line - You're pretty smart, right? - I don't know about that.
It's okay.
I like smart guy.
Rematch! Yeah.
Pace yourself, fellas.
The second wave comes in an hour.
Do you think this is what we're having for dinner? I would guess so.
Oh, man.
I'm really not in the mood for turkey.
It's chicken.
It's always chicken.
Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
I've had impure thoughts.
Go on.
A lot.
And most of them involving a goat and a small Danish girl named Gurden.
Well, sounds good.
Okay.
All right.
It's my turn.
Forgive me, father, for I for I am a lawyer, and I represent people who have a lot of money against people who don't.
But, hey, it's all good, right? Because I'm on my way to making partner.
Way to bring it down.
Bar fight one, get out of there and set up some more cots.
Bar fight number two, second dinner shift.
They need you in the kitchen.
Another volunteer showed up.
Wait, why does he get to be bar fight number one? I hate that guy.
I don't know.
I kind of like him.
- Hey there.
- What are you doing here? Well, I told you I wanted to talk, so I made up that I had a court-ordered service just like you.
You're insane.
I prefer "persistent.
" Well, I'm actually kind of busy right now, helping people, so Yeah, me, too.
That's why I'm here.
Let's finish dinner, then we can talk.
We got all night, right? You're a really nice guy Joe Thank you.
Listen, Nicole, are you all right? You seem kind of strange tonight.
I really need to get this baby out.
You know? I just can't do stuff.
I'm just so big.
It must be tough without a husband around.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Listen, if there's ever anything I can do for you anythi Well actually there is.
There's No.
- I can't.
- No, come on.
No, I-I can't.
No, we're grief groupers.
We share everything.
You really wanna know what I was gonna ask? Yeah, I really wanna know.
I was gonna ask you to have sex with me.
I was thinking of some light carpentry work.
Yeah.
Someone told me that if I had sex, it could bring on labor, and I was actually desperate enough to think that I no, I mean, not that you're not attractive, 'cause you are.
You are.
- It's just - No, don't worry.
I I'm not really ready, anyway.
I am not ready, either.
Yeah.
You know, you should talk to Howie.
Yeah.
I bet you he'd love to help you.
Hey, shoplifter.
Don't forget to have sign those papers when you're done.
And those dishes aren't gonna dry themselves, bar fight.
What do you want? Really? I want to talk.
I want to put all this crap behind us so we can move forward.
Well, I can't do that right now.
I'm sorry, but with my dad and Nicole, and now my mom's coming out.
Oh, right.
Your mom again.
What is it with guys and their mothers? This one's - kind of complicated.
- Yeah, well, aren't they all? That's why you can tell anything you want to know about a guy from his relationship with his mother.
Well, if that's true, I'm in huge trouble.
So tell me.
I'm not leaving.
Talk to me.
Tell me something.
Anything.
My mom's not exactly the most stable person in the world.
You can trust me, Brian.
I was on the road a lot this year, about six months.
And, on part of the trip, I went to Chicago to see my mom, except she wasn't there.
I drove out to surprise her, and there were strangers in the house the house I grew up in.
And she never even told you she was leaving? Your own mother? No, I'm sure she was gonna tell me, but these people in the house, they had a forwarding address in Mexico.
Mom? Brian.
Thank god.
- I thought you'd never - Come? What are you doing here? I went home, and Honey.
I am so sorry.
That must have been weird for you.
You must have felt like you were in the twilight zone.
I just had to sell it.
It was way too big for just me, - And the upkeep - Why didn't you tell me? Well, you have your own life, and I was going to tell you, but I just wanted to feel free for a while.
- Free? - Yeah.
You can understand that, can't you? Mom, I've been worried.
I drove for days, mom.
You are so handsome.
My handsome boy.
But you know what? You need a haircut.
You've got to see Gita.
She doesn't speak a word of English, but she's fabulous, and she won't accept tips.
Mom, are you okay? Really? How do I look? - Beautiful.
- Of course I do.
Bri.
Dude.
I need you to cover for me.
What? Wh-wh-what are you talking about? Well, there's something I gotta do, so but if Hal asks, just tell him that I I don't know.
Just make something up.
Adam, you cannot leave.
You're gonna get us in huge trouble.
I've been doing all the work tonight.
You've just been sitting here talking to Bridget.
Bridget Bridget? We've got a lot to talk about but later.
Adam.
Adam! That's Adam.
This is San Francisco.
- Just so you know - So what do you I'm sorry.
You go.
I was gonna say that I don't do this very often.
Really? - Me neither.
- I know.
That's why I like you.
Why? Because going out to dinner for me is sitting on the porch with my girls eating pizza? No.
Because you're so real.
So when does the plane leave? I mean, do you have to have it back at a certain time? Or how does that even work? After dessert after coffee after breakfast.
- All right.
- Let me at that.
Oh, man, that's good.
So what should we do next, besides puke? I can win you another one of those.
Can you win me two more? I can give 'em to my Your what? My my roommate.
He's got a thing for zebras.
I mean, giraffes.
You know what? Actually, I need to take care of something real quick.
You okay with that? Hey, Maria, it's me.
How they doing? Really? How come they're not that easy for me? Wait, listen, I-I'm gonna be a little late tonight.
Is that okay? Yeah? Thanks.
All right.
There you guys are.
I was thinking maybe we could take a picture.
Come on.
Jump in.
You are pretty cute.
You know that? I've been told that I have a Connery-esque quality.
now if I could just get the money in here.
Okay.
No, we went all over the city.
I mean, she seemed like she knew every little shopkeeper and every little perfect place to get carnitas.
I mean, being with my mom is such an adventure and so much fun.
You let yourself forget.
Forget what? So why don't we go back to that little stand and get you those socks with the little white stripes? Mom, I can't.
Really.
Oh, fine.
Have it your way.
Come on, Brian.
It's not that bad.
Mom, look at this place.
I just don't like people coming through my room when I'm not here.
I have valuables things that are important to me, Brian, and I won't have strangers touching them.
I just won't.
You're manic, mom.
You're having a manic episode.
Oh, Brian, please don't ruin a nice day.
I need to take you home and get you back on your medication.
No.
No.
I don't need the medicine.
I don't.
I feel fine.
I feel great, actually.
It's okay, mom.
We'll be fine, okay? I drove her home, checked her into the hospital and got her back on her medicine.
What's happening now? No, she's she's better, I think.
She has her own apartment, and I talked to her this weekend, and now she's coming out to visit.
So you get any clues about my taste in women from that? Actually, yes.
Why does that not surprise me? All right.
Let me have it.
Well, you probably pick women who are troubled, because deep inside, you want to save them.
It's the only pattern you know.
But until you deal with your mom, you're just gonna keep repeating it over and over.
I was a psych major.
Hi.
Could I get 15 cheeseburgers, 15 fries and 15 large drinks? No cheese on mine.
I'm lactose-intolerant.
14 cheeseburgers and one plain.
Ah, it's a little better than turkey, right? Chicken.
Whatever.
Yeah.
It's a pretty nice thing you did for us.
Well, it's no problem.
What 'bout tomorrow? I don't know if I can take you guys out every night.
You don't have to.
But you don't have to go back to your life and forget everything that happened tonight, either.
I won't.
You know, I'll come back to the shelter.
No, you won't, and that's normal.
Why don't you cut me a little slack, okay? As nice as all this is, it's about as helpful as throwing a suitcase off the "titanic.
" We're still gonna sink eventually, unless people start helping without the judge telling them they have to.
Hi.
You said this dinner would take two hours.
Guess where I am? Home.
San Francisco.
As in San Francisco.
He picked me up in a limo, he took me to the airport, and he flew me here in a private plane, and now we're having dinner on the roof.
That sounds amazing.
That's like a dream date.
No, it's really uncomfortable.
There's there's no chemistry.
And now he is talking about breakfast! I mean, am I supposed to have sex with him because he did all this for me? Am I am I obligated? How big was the plane? Okay, I hope your labor lasts 30 hours.
Relax.
You don't have to sleep with him if you don't want to.
Really? Well, it would be polite, but no.
What are you doing? Not giving birth.
It's come down to this castor oil, some herb you mix with yak testicles and Something to do with my nipples.
Yeah, okay.
Good luck with that.
I have to go, all right? I'll see you soon, I hope.
- Is everything okay? - Yeah, no, everything's fine.
I just think I better pass on breakfast, okay? You don't have to stay, you know.
I now officially don't think you're a terrible person.
So you're free to go.
Yeah, maybe I should.
Those guys were looking at me like I was the only woman for a hundred miles.
Have you thought about what I said the other night? I have.
And I think you're great and smart and really, really beautiful.
I get it.
I do.
But we're friends, right? Yeah.
Hey, Brian.
Just so you know, despite everything, I'm not trouble.
That's what you think.
okay, maybe a little bit.
I just don't think that the Berlin wall was the most important event of the 20th century.
It was a major shift in people's perceptions of the world.
- Really? - Yeah.
More than a man walking on the moon? That doesn't affect us.
That wall coming down was so much bigger than just a wall.
You know what I mean? Kind of don't want to say good night.
I don't either.
Okay I gotta I gotta tell you something.
I don't wanna lie to you.
I just wanna tell you - tell you the truth.
- You're gay.
I knew it.
No, I'm not gay.
What do you mean, you knew it? Good job.
You're smart, single.
What else could explain it? I'm getting divorced and I have three kids.
Oh, that's cool.
I have something I have to tell you, too.
Okay.
I live with my parents, and I'm only 21.
Well, almost.
Next month.
You leaving so soon? - well, we thought - I'm kidding.
You got something to sign? You know, you guys worked pretty hard.
That is not unimpressive.
Yeah, well, you guys do good work.
Yeah, well, every little bit helps.
You know what I'm saying? Every little bit.
Hey, Adam next time you sneak out, bring me back some damn fries.
How'd it go last night? You ever wonder why we do this? I mean, why we always help the wrong people? You really think these guys are only looking for $750,000? You never know.
P.
B.
And cherry.
Ham and strawberry.
Those are good.
Larissa's got marshmallow and strawberry, ham and strawberry, grilled cheese.
That'll work.
Let's grab some cheese.
Honey, honey, honey, what are you doing? Daddy, please.
No more sandwiches.
We had 'em yesterday and for dinner.
I like them.
Okay, you know what? Fine.
No more sandwiches.
Here.
You can have apples or cheese.
We'll figure out something else.
Mommy! I know.
I missed you.
- I missed you.
- I missed you, too.
And I missed you.
I missed you.
I did.
Okay.
Get ready to go.
Let's do it, monkey-lovers.
Get some shoes on.
You're gonna be late for school.
Come on, come on.
So I thought you were gonna be at Nic's until dinner.
No.
I just I just wanted to be home.
So how'd your date go? Good.
Fine.
Yours? Awesome.
What'd you guys do? Just dinner, you know.
It was fine, really.
Nothing special.
Well, I just wanted to thank you for, the advice, you know.
I kept it simple.
It was fun.
We went to an arcade.
- Well, that sounds like fun.
- Yeah, it was.
Played video games all night.
Ate funnel cake.
Sounds like the perfect date for you.
You know what? It kind of was.
It was a really good time.
I don't know.
There's just this weird connection between us.
Okay! You know what, Dave? I get it.
What? Look, Dave, I know what we talked about, and I know that when some people break up, they try really hard to be friends, you know, to to be together like nothing's changed.
But things have changed, and I don't want to give you advice about dating, you know? It's hard for me.
Okay.
So I think that maybe just for now, I think I think we shouldn't talk for a while.
Not talk? That's a little I mean, we gotta talk about the kids.
Yes, of course we will, obviously.
But I just don't think we should do this this kind of thing.
I just I can't.
Here.
Is that what you want? Okay? I tried everything two hours on a swing set, hiking, castor oil, this awful salad dressing.
- At the restaurant at the ocean? - Yeah.
I can still feel it on my teeth.
It was horrible.
If you don't go into labor by next week, I'll induce.
Next week? Oh, no.
I don't I don't think I can take it.
Why won't she come out? You'd better get used to it.
You'll be fighting with your daughter plenty as soon as she's out of the womb.
I have two girls a 3 year old and a teenager.
It doesn't change, unfortunately.
Neither one listens to me.
My mother says it's karma.
Karma? I hope you were nicer to your mom than I was to mine.
you were right.
This guy's a shark.
Someone's gunning for partner.
I just talked to opposing counsel.
This guy saved us half a million dollars.
Miller settled for $2.
5 million.
$2.
5 million? I what can I say? I'm a shark.
Nice work, Hillman.
Very nice.
Yeah.
Nice work.
What? Maybe the lawyer had a change of heart.
Yeah, I guess he did.
Brian.
I didn't want you to have to go it alone.
Hi, honey.
Hi, mom.
What do you doing? My little girl.
Come in.
Come in.
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You're right.
I won't.
- My name's T.
K.
- Deena.
I want to ask you in, it's just that my husband ex, is in there.
- Brian, I can take care of myself.
- Yeah.
You think so? Brian, it's your dad.
You said I never call you, so I'm calling you.
I hope we can talk about Bridget and everything.
I'd really like to do it before Monday, so, please give me a call.
I slipped into a house to escape my enemies and opened the door to another world but I loved you more than any of them and ever before Look how close I've come, how close I've come how close I've come how close I've come how close I've come, I'm far away I swear, if this baby doesn't come soon, I'm gonna lose my mind.
Honey, the last few weeks are the worst.
Weeks? Do not say weeks.
It better be days.
This kid clearly hates me.
She won't let me eat.
She's constantly kicking, and I don't mean, "oh, I just felt the baby kick" kick.
I mean, full-on Sydney Bristow kicks.
I'm bloated.
I can't sleep.
Not to mention the peeing and the the hemorrhoids and the stretch marks and those nauseatingly sympathetic stares.
Oh, god! I'm doing it.
I'm sorry.
I'm so I am so never having a baby.
There are things you can do, you know, to bring the labor on.
Yeah.
I heard about a salad dressing at a restaurant by the ocean that can start your contractions.
Right, and, hiking uphill, my sister said.
Yeah.
Hiking, dumbbell squats, swinging on swings at the playground.
Well, let's go.
I'll swing on a swing while eating a salad and lifting weights.
Speaking of which, dinner's ready.
Would it kill the guys to help us? It's a perfectly beautiful thing.
- It's almost like you're there.
- No, it's better than that, because you don't have to pay $10 for a beer.
Do that thing with the windows again? Guys, the food's ready.
We're trying to watch TV.
Hi.
Dinner.
- Why'd you marry her? - I You guys ready for court tomorrow? Jimmy, it's my first day with the plasma.
Don't kill my buzz.
I won't, as long as you guys keep your mouth shut and act sorry.
Look, worst case scenario, the judge sentences you to a few hours of community service.
I can't believe we have to go to court for a bar fight.
Yeah, I know.
If Ivy didn't call the cops If Adam could hold his liquor If you all could be quiet, I could get my food and go watch the game.
Amen to that.
Look at this.
Who was that? It was T.
K.
- So why didn't you answer it? - I don't know.
It's a little weird.
Dave's in the next room.
Deena, you and Dave are separated.
It's perfectly acceptable for you to date.
We discussed this.
Yeah, I know we did.
It's just I think it's a little soon.
I really barely know the guy, you know? You need to get to know him.
That's why you should call him back.
Call who back? Nothing.
It's just a cupcake thing.
- I'm so hungry.
- Yeah, right.
Yeah, when you get as big as a house as me, you just get so hungry.
Yeah.
It happens.
How come these people think that we still can't be friends? I know.
They're they're so wrong, you know? I-I think it's great that we can all still hang out.
- Yeah.
Me, too.
- Yeah.
My sandwiches.
You didn't you didn't put my sandwiches out.
Honey.
Your sandwiches look horrible.
Are you kidding me? These are great! - Where did you even get them? - Work.
So I noticed that you're not wearing your ring anymore.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, I figured you're not wearing yours either, so Makes sense.
Yeah.
Yeah.
- So what's up? - Nothing.
So why do you look like you're gonna murder that lasagna? What? It's vegetarian.
It deserves to be killed.
Is it the dad and Bridget thing? Who told you? Adam told Dave.
Dave told Deena.
Deena told me.
Well, yeah.
It's just I feel so let down by him and her.
Brian, dad is who he is.
He is never gonna change.
I made my peace with that a long time ago.
- Well, I'm not sure I can do that.
- Why not? Because he never does the right thing.
He's supposed to be the dad.
He's not supposed to date the girl I date.
God, that sounds ridiculous.
Come on.
Let's watch the game.
You you hate basketball.
Well, right now basketball and I have a lot in common, and I need to sit.
Come on.
You go.
Come on.
Come on, hot stuff.
Sandwich.
No? How 'bout you? You want a sandwich? Yeah, what what is it with you and these sandwiches? They're they're awful.
They have labels.
Who eats something called "tofurella"? What the hell is "tofurella"? It's yummy goodness, is what it is.
And it's a sweet little sandwich lady at my work who sells them, and I just figured I'd help her out.
What is your problem? What, you don't like a sandwich? I would eat her sandwich any day.
You're disgusting.
Whatever.
You think you got a shot with her? She is so out of your league, Greco, it doesn't matter how many sandwiches you buy.
Hey.
How's my favorite customer? - Me? - Good.
You? "Me good you.
" I sound like a caveman.
I'm good.
I brought you a new one today a B.
L.
G.
- What's a B.
L.
G.
? - Bacon, lettuce and grapes.
I was going for that whole salty/sweet thing.
Yeah.
That's that's good.
That's good.
'Cause other people are gonna wanna have probably a taste of that.
Oh, no.
Don't worry.
- I have plenty.
- That great.
That's cool.
Yeah.
'Cause I had I had a big breakfast.
You know, waffs and syrup.
Listen, something I wanted to ask you about.
Do you do you have any plain ham and cheese? The damage to the bar was minimal.
The injuries to all parties minor, and due to the emotional duress both defendants were under at the time, - I ask the court's leniency.
- Thank you, counselor.
After reviewing the facts, I think it's appropriate for your clients to perform 50 hours of community service in the next four weeks.
50 hours? What was that? Mr Davis? Nothing.
Nothing, your honor.
He does that sometimes, - blurts things out - I'd like to hear from Mr.
Davis.
This is gonna be bad.
We paid for the damages, your honor.
No one was hurt.
It was just a dumb bar fight.
50 does seem excessive.
And what do you feel would be more appropriate? What do your years of legal expertise suggest, Mr.
Davis? 50.
50 sounds great.
No, no.
Really.
I'm interested to hear your thoughts.
Well, with all due respect, your honor, I'd say around 30? That seems fair to me.
Well, then.
30 it is.
Okay, then.
We have a deal on the table.
- 4 weeks to do 30 hours.
- Nice try, counselor.
I'm going to grant your request for 30 hours of community service - to be completed in four days.
- What?! Well, that's impossible.
And if you fail to do that I'll double it.
Now get out of here.
I told you not to talk.
He kept asking me questions, and he was making those sounds with his nose.
He threw me off my game.
I can't do 30 hours in 4 days.
I have the Jensen case.
Rossoff assigned it to me personally.
I can't screw this up.
Relax, you can do an overnight thing.
You spend the whole night in one of those shelters.
It counts triple time.
Ten hours times three.
It's done.
Didn't even miss work.
I don't know.
I don't mind missing work.
- Shut up, Brian.
- What? Just don't talk, all right? Your big mouth has screwed up enough for one day already.
She was great.
She was really happy to talk to me so happy, she got right off the phone and used and her frequent-flier miles to get a ticket to L.
A.
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes.
Mom doesn't do anything halfway, does she? She'll be here Thursday, just for the weekend.
I thought I'd see her after work.
- I thought maybe if you wanted - No.
I have a written excuse from my doctor.
Stress is not good for the baby.
Then why are you running on a treadmill, looking like you're about to have a heart attack? Because Ivy said that running uphill could bring on labor.
Nic, come with me.
She really wants to see you.
My relationship with mom makes you and dad look like best friends.
I have my own mother issues right now, like when am I gonna finally become one? I'm sorry.
I can't.
I gotta get to work.
Brian can we talk, please? About business? Sure.
Seriously, Brian.
I want to have an actual discussion with you, okay? Hold it! Morning.
Everybody okay? Let's see.
I'm stuck in an elevator with you two.
I have to leave work early today so I can spend the night at some church homeless shelter.
And mom's coming into town to see me and Nic, only Nic doesn't want to see her, so I have to do it all by myself again.
Yeah All in all, everything's pretty great.
Did you hear what I said about mom, dad? You don't care how she is or anything? How is she? When she leaves you a message, do you return her calls? Brian, this is only three.
I knew that.
- So I called T.
K.
- Good for you.
We're going to dinner.
- Good! When? - Tonight.
You go, girl.
Well, it works out great because Dave has the girls every other Tuesday, and tonight's Tuesday, so This is good, right? Yeah.
I mean, it's just dinner.
I mean, worst case scenario you have no connection, you skip dessert, and you're home in two hours.
Yeah.
Thanks.
So what do you think they have in this stuff? A lot of oil, some mustard and anchovy bits.
Okay, well here goes.
No, honey! You're not supposed to drink it.
Maybe it'll work faster.
The firm wants you to settle this out of court quietly.
No P.
R.
All right.
Well, how high are we willing to go? Jensen will go up to $3 million, but no more than that.
Jimmy.
I'll be fine.
Gentlemen, thank you for coming.
- Hi.
I'm Adam Hillman.
- Simon Coleman.
Mr.
Miller, I am so sorry about your father.
I can't begin to imagine what you must be experiencing.
Yes, well, Mr.
Miller's ordeal has been and continues to be quite formidable.
After a careful review of your files here, it seems my dad was a pretty healthy guy, but after the accident at the factory, he hasn't walked in over a year.
Workers' comp won't pay because the company is saying that it was "operator error.
" The bills are huge.
I just need a little help.
Well, moving right along.
With the past expenditures and and future costs, we are not prepared to accept anything less than Well, that's quite a number.
Of course, I'm gonna have to discuss it with my client.
So I'll see what I can do.
Is it me, or is she staring at me right now? Seriously.
It's like everywhere I go, there she is.
Maybe you should ask her to the berry festival.
Fine.
Mock if you will.
I will.
That's the sweet little sandwich lady? Girl.
We call her "sandwich girl.
" You gonna ask her out? Why, should I? Dave, she waved.
She smiled.
It's called flirting.
Look into it.
What are you waiting for? Don't you think she's a little out of my league? Maybe, but so is Deena.
You're hilarious.
You just need to exude confidence.
Go.
- Do it.
Go.
- Come on.
Fine.
Go get 'em, tiger.
How do you like that, Hank? Oh, yeah.
El Greco's back.
- Nice.
- It's on for tonight.
Dave, tonight is the other Tuesday, and I have a date, too.
Okay, so what can we do? Why is there an elephant swinging on our swing set? No, that's just Nicole.
She's trying to force labor.
- In our front yard? - Yeah.
What do you think if we just got a-a sitter? I mean, if we were married and we were going out, we would have to get Marie anyway, right? So that let's do that.
- Great.
- Great.
- Got one more question.
- Yeah? I I'm not exactly sure what to do, and and I wanted to ask your help.
- What are you talking about? - On a date.
I-I don't know what people do these days, you know? I know it's a little weird, me - asking you for advice.
- A little.
I figured you're a woman, and nobody knows me better than you, right? So I thought maybe you could I don't know.
Just be yourself.
Keep it simple.
Girls don't really like it when guys do a lot of crazy stuff.
Great.
Simple.
I can do simple, right? - There's nobody simpler than me.
- That's right.
You know what? That's great.
Thanks, hon.
Really Yeah, okay.
- Have a good date.
- I will.
You, too.
- Was that Dave? - Yes, and guess what? - What? - He has a date.
Really? That's how is that? It's It's good.
It's good.
Yeah.
I think.
Dave has a date.
You have a date.
And I'm still not in labor.
You have any other ideas? Well, there was one thing that always got me into labor.
- What was that? - Sex.
- Sexual intercourse? - Yes.
Who's gonna wanna have sex with a widow who's 9 months pregnant? Hey, Nicole.
Hi, Howie.
- Hi, Jim.
- Hi.
It's hot in here, huh? My god.
Look at this place.
This should be fun.
- This is your legal system at work.
- No, this is your mouth at work.
Maybe it won't be so bad.
We serve them dinner.
We sleep.
We serve them breakfast.
I mean, when was the last time we pulled an all-nighter? Just us.
It'll be like seventh grade.
Okay, now you're freaking me out.
Yeah, just like seventh grade, only with homeless men instead of my parents.
And no kettle corn.
Hey.
Name's Hal.
You must be "bar fight number one" and "bar fight number two.
" No, I'm I'm Brian.
The kitchen's downstairs.
We have to set up tables and put out the food.
Dinner's on in five.
Where should we put our stuff? How 'bout at home? You're not here to sleep.
You're here to set up, feed and keep the peace, which means no knives, no guns and no drugs.
But we don't have I don't think he's talking about us.
Four minutes.
Get going.
- You look perfect.
- Thank you.
Oh, god.
Somebody's going to some big, fancy Hollywood party, and they just leave their limo wherever they want, just hog up all the good parking spaces.
I mean, don't they know how hard it is to get a parking space around here? You did this.
We don't have to, okay? I can get us a cab or some kind of hybrid car.
Maybe even a rickshaw.
No, really, it's very sweet.
You rented a limo.
It's cute.
Actually, I own it.
- Hey, you.
- Hi.
Hi.
You didn't have to stand outside.
I just thought it might be hard to find.
That's sweet of you.
You own a jet, too? No, this I rented.
See? I'm rich, but I'm fun.
I thought you said we were just going to dinner.
Well, we are in San Francisco.
Cheers.
Okay.
All right, last lap.
Last lap.
You're gonna make it.
Left, left, left, left.
Hold the curve! You wanna make sure you got the paddle.
Paddle to switch it up.
Switch it up.
Up and down, there you go.
- Oh, you overshifted.
- No! That was amazing! - You really liked it? - Loved it.
Yeah, me, too.
It's not bad for a 2-d, sprite-based driving engine.
- What? - It's the the graphics system.
You know, it's that kind of line - You're pretty smart, right? - I don't know about that.
It's okay.
I like smart guy.
Rematch! Yeah.
Pace yourself, fellas.
The second wave comes in an hour.
Do you think this is what we're having for dinner? I would guess so.
Oh, man.
I'm really not in the mood for turkey.
It's chicken.
It's always chicken.
Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
I've had impure thoughts.
Go on.
A lot.
And most of them involving a goat and a small Danish girl named Gurden.
Well, sounds good.
Okay.
All right.
It's my turn.
Forgive me, father, for I for I am a lawyer, and I represent people who have a lot of money against people who don't.
But, hey, it's all good, right? Because I'm on my way to making partner.
Way to bring it down.
Bar fight one, get out of there and set up some more cots.
Bar fight number two, second dinner shift.
They need you in the kitchen.
Another volunteer showed up.
Wait, why does he get to be bar fight number one? I hate that guy.
I don't know.
I kind of like him.
- Hey there.
- What are you doing here? Well, I told you I wanted to talk, so I made up that I had a court-ordered service just like you.
You're insane.
I prefer "persistent.
" Well, I'm actually kind of busy right now, helping people, so Yeah, me, too.
That's why I'm here.
Let's finish dinner, then we can talk.
We got all night, right? You're a really nice guy Joe Thank you.
Listen, Nicole, are you all right? You seem kind of strange tonight.
I really need to get this baby out.
You know? I just can't do stuff.
I'm just so big.
It must be tough without a husband around.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Listen, if there's ever anything I can do for you anythi Well actually there is.
There's No.
- I can't.
- No, come on.
No, I-I can't.
No, we're grief groupers.
We share everything.
You really wanna know what I was gonna ask? Yeah, I really wanna know.
I was gonna ask you to have sex with me.
I was thinking of some light carpentry work.
Yeah.
Someone told me that if I had sex, it could bring on labor, and I was actually desperate enough to think that I no, I mean, not that you're not attractive, 'cause you are.
You are.
- It's just - No, don't worry.
I I'm not really ready, anyway.
I am not ready, either.
Yeah.
You know, you should talk to Howie.
Yeah.
I bet you he'd love to help you.
Hey, shoplifter.
Don't forget to have sign those papers when you're done.
And those dishes aren't gonna dry themselves, bar fight.
What do you want? Really? I want to talk.
I want to put all this crap behind us so we can move forward.
Well, I can't do that right now.
I'm sorry, but with my dad and Nicole, and now my mom's coming out.
Oh, right.
Your mom again.
What is it with guys and their mothers? This one's - kind of complicated.
- Yeah, well, aren't they all? That's why you can tell anything you want to know about a guy from his relationship with his mother.
Well, if that's true, I'm in huge trouble.
So tell me.
I'm not leaving.
Talk to me.
Tell me something.
Anything.
My mom's not exactly the most stable person in the world.
You can trust me, Brian.
I was on the road a lot this year, about six months.
And, on part of the trip, I went to Chicago to see my mom, except she wasn't there.
I drove out to surprise her, and there were strangers in the house the house I grew up in.
And she never even told you she was leaving? Your own mother? No, I'm sure she was gonna tell me, but these people in the house, they had a forwarding address in Mexico.
Mom? Brian.
Thank god.
- I thought you'd never - Come? What are you doing here? I went home, and Honey.
I am so sorry.
That must have been weird for you.
You must have felt like you were in the twilight zone.
I just had to sell it.
It was way too big for just me, - And the upkeep - Why didn't you tell me? Well, you have your own life, and I was going to tell you, but I just wanted to feel free for a while.
- Free? - Yeah.
You can understand that, can't you? Mom, I've been worried.
I drove for days, mom.
You are so handsome.
My handsome boy.
But you know what? You need a haircut.
You've got to see Gita.
She doesn't speak a word of English, but she's fabulous, and she won't accept tips.
Mom, are you okay? Really? How do I look? - Beautiful.
- Of course I do.
Bri.
Dude.
I need you to cover for me.
What? Wh-wh-what are you talking about? Well, there's something I gotta do, so but if Hal asks, just tell him that I I don't know.
Just make something up.
Adam, you cannot leave.
You're gonna get us in huge trouble.
I've been doing all the work tonight.
You've just been sitting here talking to Bridget.
Bridget Bridget? We've got a lot to talk about but later.
Adam.
Adam! That's Adam.
This is San Francisco.
- Just so you know - So what do you I'm sorry.
You go.
I was gonna say that I don't do this very often.
Really? - Me neither.
- I know.
That's why I like you.
Why? Because going out to dinner for me is sitting on the porch with my girls eating pizza? No.
Because you're so real.
So when does the plane leave? I mean, do you have to have it back at a certain time? Or how does that even work? After dessert after coffee after breakfast.
- All right.
- Let me at that.
Oh, man, that's good.
So what should we do next, besides puke? I can win you another one of those.
Can you win me two more? I can give 'em to my Your what? My my roommate.
He's got a thing for zebras.
I mean, giraffes.
You know what? Actually, I need to take care of something real quick.
You okay with that? Hey, Maria, it's me.
How they doing? Really? How come they're not that easy for me? Wait, listen, I-I'm gonna be a little late tonight.
Is that okay? Yeah? Thanks.
All right.
There you guys are.
I was thinking maybe we could take a picture.
Come on.
Jump in.
You are pretty cute.
You know that? I've been told that I have a Connery-esque quality.
now if I could just get the money in here.
Okay.
No, we went all over the city.
I mean, she seemed like she knew every little shopkeeper and every little perfect place to get carnitas.
I mean, being with my mom is such an adventure and so much fun.
You let yourself forget.
Forget what? So why don't we go back to that little stand and get you those socks with the little white stripes? Mom, I can't.
Really.
Oh, fine.
Have it your way.
Come on, Brian.
It's not that bad.
Mom, look at this place.
I just don't like people coming through my room when I'm not here.
I have valuables things that are important to me, Brian, and I won't have strangers touching them.
I just won't.
You're manic, mom.
You're having a manic episode.
Oh, Brian, please don't ruin a nice day.
I need to take you home and get you back on your medication.
No.
No.
I don't need the medicine.
I don't.
I feel fine.
I feel great, actually.
It's okay, mom.
We'll be fine, okay? I drove her home, checked her into the hospital and got her back on her medicine.
What's happening now? No, she's she's better, I think.
She has her own apartment, and I talked to her this weekend, and now she's coming out to visit.
So you get any clues about my taste in women from that? Actually, yes.
Why does that not surprise me? All right.
Let me have it.
Well, you probably pick women who are troubled, because deep inside, you want to save them.
It's the only pattern you know.
But until you deal with your mom, you're just gonna keep repeating it over and over.
I was a psych major.
Hi.
Could I get 15 cheeseburgers, 15 fries and 15 large drinks? No cheese on mine.
I'm lactose-intolerant.
14 cheeseburgers and one plain.
Ah, it's a little better than turkey, right? Chicken.
Whatever.
Yeah.
It's a pretty nice thing you did for us.
Well, it's no problem.
What 'bout tomorrow? I don't know if I can take you guys out every night.
You don't have to.
But you don't have to go back to your life and forget everything that happened tonight, either.
I won't.
You know, I'll come back to the shelter.
No, you won't, and that's normal.
Why don't you cut me a little slack, okay? As nice as all this is, it's about as helpful as throwing a suitcase off the "titanic.
" We're still gonna sink eventually, unless people start helping without the judge telling them they have to.
Hi.
You said this dinner would take two hours.
Guess where I am? Home.
San Francisco.
As in San Francisco.
He picked me up in a limo, he took me to the airport, and he flew me here in a private plane, and now we're having dinner on the roof.
That sounds amazing.
That's like a dream date.
No, it's really uncomfortable.
There's there's no chemistry.
And now he is talking about breakfast! I mean, am I supposed to have sex with him because he did all this for me? Am I am I obligated? How big was the plane? Okay, I hope your labor lasts 30 hours.
Relax.
You don't have to sleep with him if you don't want to.
Really? Well, it would be polite, but no.
What are you doing? Not giving birth.
It's come down to this castor oil, some herb you mix with yak testicles and Something to do with my nipples.
Yeah, okay.
Good luck with that.
I have to go, all right? I'll see you soon, I hope.
- Is everything okay? - Yeah, no, everything's fine.
I just think I better pass on breakfast, okay? You don't have to stay, you know.
I now officially don't think you're a terrible person.
So you're free to go.
Yeah, maybe I should.
Those guys were looking at me like I was the only woman for a hundred miles.
Have you thought about what I said the other night? I have.
And I think you're great and smart and really, really beautiful.
I get it.
I do.
But we're friends, right? Yeah.
Hey, Brian.
Just so you know, despite everything, I'm not trouble.
That's what you think.
okay, maybe a little bit.
I just don't think that the Berlin wall was the most important event of the 20th century.
It was a major shift in people's perceptions of the world.
- Really? - Yeah.
More than a man walking on the moon? That doesn't affect us.
That wall coming down was so much bigger than just a wall.
You know what I mean? Kind of don't want to say good night.
I don't either.
Okay I gotta I gotta tell you something.
I don't wanna lie to you.
I just wanna tell you - tell you the truth.
- You're gay.
I knew it.
No, I'm not gay.
What do you mean, you knew it? Good job.
You're smart, single.
What else could explain it? I'm getting divorced and I have three kids.
Oh, that's cool.
I have something I have to tell you, too.
Okay.
I live with my parents, and I'm only 21.
Well, almost.
Next month.
You leaving so soon? - well, we thought - I'm kidding.
You got something to sign? You know, you guys worked pretty hard.
That is not unimpressive.
Yeah, well, you guys do good work.
Yeah, well, every little bit helps.
You know what I'm saying? Every little bit.
Hey, Adam next time you sneak out, bring me back some damn fries.
How'd it go last night? You ever wonder why we do this? I mean, why we always help the wrong people? You really think these guys are only looking for $750,000? You never know.
P.
B.
And cherry.
Ham and strawberry.
Those are good.
Larissa's got marshmallow and strawberry, ham and strawberry, grilled cheese.
That'll work.
Let's grab some cheese.
Honey, honey, honey, what are you doing? Daddy, please.
No more sandwiches.
We had 'em yesterday and for dinner.
I like them.
Okay, you know what? Fine.
No more sandwiches.
Here.
You can have apples or cheese.
We'll figure out something else.
Mommy! I know.
I missed you.
- I missed you.
- I missed you, too.
And I missed you.
I missed you.
I did.
Okay.
Get ready to go.
Let's do it, monkey-lovers.
Get some shoes on.
You're gonna be late for school.
Come on, come on.
So I thought you were gonna be at Nic's until dinner.
No.
I just I just wanted to be home.
So how'd your date go? Good.
Fine.
Yours? Awesome.
What'd you guys do? Just dinner, you know.
It was fine, really.
Nothing special.
Well, I just wanted to thank you for, the advice, you know.
I kept it simple.
It was fun.
We went to an arcade.
- Well, that sounds like fun.
- Yeah, it was.
Played video games all night.
Ate funnel cake.
Sounds like the perfect date for you.
You know what? It kind of was.
It was a really good time.
I don't know.
There's just this weird connection between us.
Okay! You know what, Dave? I get it.
What? Look, Dave, I know what we talked about, and I know that when some people break up, they try really hard to be friends, you know, to to be together like nothing's changed.
But things have changed, and I don't want to give you advice about dating, you know? It's hard for me.
Okay.
So I think that maybe just for now, I think I think we shouldn't talk for a while.
Not talk? That's a little I mean, we gotta talk about the kids.
Yes, of course we will, obviously.
But I just don't think we should do this this kind of thing.
I just I can't.
Here.
Is that what you want? Okay? I tried everything two hours on a swing set, hiking, castor oil, this awful salad dressing.
- At the restaurant at the ocean? - Yeah.
I can still feel it on my teeth.
It was horrible.
If you don't go into labor by next week, I'll induce.
Next week? Oh, no.
I don't I don't think I can take it.
Why won't she come out? You'd better get used to it.
You'll be fighting with your daughter plenty as soon as she's out of the womb.
I have two girls a 3 year old and a teenager.
It doesn't change, unfortunately.
Neither one listens to me.
My mother says it's karma.
Karma? I hope you were nicer to your mom than I was to mine.
you were right.
This guy's a shark.
Someone's gunning for partner.
I just talked to opposing counsel.
This guy saved us half a million dollars.
Miller settled for $2.
5 million.
$2.
5 million? I what can I say? I'm a shark.
Nice work, Hillman.
Very nice.
Yeah.
Nice work.
What? Maybe the lawyer had a change of heart.
Yeah, I guess he did.
Brian.
I didn't want you to have to go it alone.
Hi, honey.
Hi, mom.
What do you doing? My little girl.
Come in.
Come in.
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