What About Brian (2006) s02e17 Episode Script

What About All That Glitters...

what if i say i wot take it? i made partner! tonight i'm giving myself license to have wanton, reckless sex with the first woman who says yes.
i haven't been this horny in i don't know how long.
no one can ever find out about this.
absolutely.
hello? hey, nic.
yeah, it's, uh, it's adam.
oh, hey.
hey, adam.
you know, i didn't know if i should call, but, uh, you know, most women i sleep with, uh, i usually call afterwards even if i don't really like them.
i didn't mean, um anyway, it's just that, you know, you and i are gonna be seeing each other a lot that's sweet, um, we're not telling anybody, right? no, absolutely not.
no.
god, no, no.
anyway you know, uh, the other night was it was it was, you know, it was really great.
okay, well, um, adam, i gotta go, 'cause, you know, i-i-i've got bel here, so, um, i'll speak to you, okay? sure.
all right.
was that bridget's? yeah.
i made it for her to keep her stupid hair dryer in.
hold that.
well, stephanie and i could probably use it.
you don't want it.
it's got very bad breakup mojo.
is this what guys do when they break up? guys are doers.
we get busy.
why? what do girls do? hmm.
seems a little excessive.
all we need now are some tabloids to read about everyone else's horrible breakups.
guys don't read tabloids.
we get drunk and watch porn well, you know, more porn.
brownie? why not? wow.
those are, uh bad.
i don't really bake much.
but the batter was good.
it's my thing when i'm pining after some guy eating batter.
i think i ate half of it.
why? you pining? me? no.
what? no.
but, um, if you don't want 'em, you can take 'em to work.
work people love brownies.
or not.
what just happened? i was just thinking about dave.
you haven't told him yet? what? that i took his promotion? no.
not yet.
there you are.
i've been looking all over for you.
hi, brian.
okay, so my movie premiere's this week, and they're covering it on e! which means red carpet, big stars, mucho photo ops.
red.
black.
red.
black? laura, come downstairs so i can try 'em on for you.
brian and i were just gonna i need you, and he doesn't want you here anyways.
he's heartbroken.
he's just waiting for you to leave so that he can watchorno.
it's porn.
whatever.
well, you know, you can go now.
it's it's fine.
tuesday night you and me.
i'll take you out, and i will cheer you up.
where are we going? i don't know.
but will you do it whatever i say? tuesday night, whatever you say.
see? it's already working.
okay, who wants-a more pancakes? i do, i do! mama wants some re.
oh,i've got what mama wants.
here we go.
eek! okay, seriously, i got it.
i got it.
i got it.
ready? here we go! oh! very good.
it's your mom.
oh.
watch out for the pancake.
grandma.
yay! hi, nanny! why are we having pancakes for dinner? because, sweetie, it's fun.
can we have dessert for breakfast, too? that's also fun.
no.
well she arrives tomorrow at 11:00.
this is gonna be great.
deena come on, honey.
it's only for a few days.
that is hours and hours of judgment and disappointment.
it's gonna be fine, especially when she sees how great carrie's doing and now that we're back on track.
oh, we're not telling her about us.
well, why not? well, dave, we haven't even told our friends we're dating again.
i mean, jeez, we haven't even told the girls.
but it's your moer.
she loves me.
no! we are not telling her.
i don't want her to ruin this.
come here for a second.
she is not going to ruin this.
do you know why? why? because you and i we're good.
mm-hmm.
okay? guess who i ran into at drop-off today at school? give me a hint.
richard.
nice hint.
wait deena's richard? the guy she slept with? don't call it "deena's richard," okay? but, yeah, deena's richard.
he's just standing there, acting all smug, and he's what are you doing? you can't park in here.
natasha's gonna tow your ass.
dude, i'm telling you.
it's v.
p.
s and above, buddy.
yeah, well, that's the thing.
we need to talk.
where where'd you get the sign? natasha gave you my promotion? kind of.
sort of.
yeah.
is it is this why you've been acting weird all weekend? i mean, every time i bring up work, you try to chae the subject.
no, i didn't know well, this sure is a smooth way, bri.
i know.
i'm a moron.
yeah.
when did it happen? after the "berrytown" presentation at karaoke.
you know, she basically forced it on me.
look, i know this is awkward, and obviously, i don't want you to think of me as your boss.
i mean, we're still partners, okay? come on.
yeah.
no, it's okay.
you know? i mean, truthfully, man, i'm i'm, uh, i'm happy for you.
if if it's not me getting the promotion, i'm glad it's you.
really? yeah.
yeah, "really," man.
come on.
we're still in this together, right? oh, totally.
nothing's gonna change between us.
nothing's gonna change.
so this is it.
wow.
this is great.
so k.
c we had this game.
it was called "katie's kitchen.
" it was a real dog.
we sunk a lot of money into developing the software.
i wanna turn it- make the blender into a skateboard and the kitchen into an abandoned warehouse.
i wanna target 14-year-old boys.
oh, with the game that's very funny.
i want you to put your best man on it.
presentation has gotta be ready by thursday.
all right.
i'll talk to dave.
ah, no.
what do you mean, no? i need you to be a leader, and a leader is about strength, vision, results not about friendship or guilt.
this assignment won't make up for the fact that you took dave's job.
it's not guilt.
dave's the smartest 14-year-old boy i know.
dave is slow.
he's perfect for mandy muffin, but not for this.
carrie, sweetie, promise me when you grow up, we won't have this weird, strained relationship.
oh, and and you do not have to clean your house for me, because i so don't care.
nanny's here.
hello! oh! mom! hi, darling.
oh, hey.
hi.
let me look at you.
oh.
ooh, i see gray.
no, you don't.
i was gray at your age.
you got it from me.
okay, so where's that little girl? oh, where's my girl? hey! n-a-n-n-y.
nanny missed you.
mwah.
hi, precious.
she's so darling.
since when did you start learning to sign? as soon as i heard about carrie.
haven't you started learning a.
s.
l.
? a.
s.
l.
? american sign language.
honey, you know, i-i know it's probably hard to motivate with the divorce and all that, but you know, the first thing we gotta do get a teacher.
i-i got some really good referrals.
so so doesn't your babysitter clean? hmm? i'll talk to her.
say, so where do you want me? storage room? uh, well you know, i don't mind cramped, honey, really.
when linda and i climbed mount mckinley, we were in a tent that was just the size of your pinkie.
how is linda? yeah, she's great.
still has the body of a 32-year-old.
hmm.
anyway, storage room is fine.
actually, mom, dave's in the storage room right now, just temporarily.
why? oh, things have been, you know, a little difficult with carrie, and i needed help.
not to worry.
i am here now, and i am not going anywhere.
hey! i can stay in your bed with you! yeah! yeah! i'm telling you, dude.
she hates me, man.
she thinks i'm lower level, all the way.
she does not.
she does.
in fact, we got a new project, and she asked for you specifically.
really? yeah, it's a skateboard game.
skatebrd game? mm-hmm.
i could do a skateboard game.
i know, right? the thing is, we have to present it by thursday.
this thursday? mm-hmm.
the day after wednesday? no, thursday's impossible.
it's ridiculous.
can never get it done by thursday.
yeah? you think i should get someone else? you know, maybe one of the newbies? or, you know, i can partner you up with someone.
no, partner me up with who you gonna partner me up with? no! thursday? all right.
thursday it is.
actually, i'll need it by wednesday so i can, you know so you can what? so you can approve it? yeah.
oh, yeah.
fine.
you got it, boss man.
i'll give it to you on thursday.
wednesday.
wednesday! fine.
one day, i-i'm sitting in the dentist's chair, and i'having my teeth cleaned by this beautiful woman.
and i start having these really weird feelings.
are you sure wasn't the novocain? well, something was tingling.
but it was all linda, you know.
something was happening when she was scraping the plaque.
well, i kissed a gay man.
does that count? i-i think this is so much fun, just us girls, having lunch.
didn't you miss this kind of stuff when you were married to dave? mom.
well, you know, it's different when you're married.
you you don't nearly have the same kind of freedom.
and, uh, technically, i'm still married.
i'm just saying, when i got divorced, i was so liberated.
yeah, well, i'm not you.
i had sex.
what? whoa! with who? what? when? with a man.
with with somebody atat my grief group.
congratulations.
yeah, honey.
i mean, that's great.
yeah? was it great? it was it wasit was fine.
it was it was yeah, it was nothing special.
wouldn't have been "nothing special" if it were a woman.
mom! i'm just saying.
oh, my god! if you were my boss, i'd hang myself with an extension cord.
i wouldn't hire you.
you know who'd make a great boss, though? me.
whoo! you? ha! you don't even make a great friend.
what? yeah.
what about that party you were planning for me because i made partner? i'm working on it.
i'm working on it.
all right? well, good, because i haven't even been to your house yet.
you haven't? mnh-mnh.
no.
it's weird.
what are you guys hiding up there anyway? yeah, what, you got a sex room? oh, yeah.
you and ivy are into, like, that freaky sex stuff, huh? all right, fine.
fine.
you want a party at my house? i'll talk to ivy about it.
is that what you want? talk to ivy about what? hey, did you bring any beer? or snacks? i'm off the clock.
get your own.
what? why does she always invite herself to these guys' nights? i don't know.
why don't you start paying for drinks at my bar? welcome.
hey, thanks.
hey, you guys, i have a secret.
ooh, what is it? nicole has taken off her widow's weeds.
she's had sex with a man.
really? mm-hmm.
i wonder why didn't she tell me.
i don't know.
maybe 'cause it was "nothing special.
" well, at least she's getting back out there.
what does that mean exactly "nothing special"? come on, man.
you know, the guy's not exactly packing heat or he's, uh, too fast.
yeah, or he's just a loser.
or too slow.
that's the worst.
oh you know what i mean? what are you up to? nothing.
nothing? where's your mom? sleeping.
mm.
i'm sorry that i'm late.
i would've liked to have seen her.
can we please not talk about my mom? i kind of have other things on my mind.
how was your day? oh, it was awful.
mm.
bet it wasn't as bad as mine.
that's impossible.
deena? mom.
frankie! well, give us a hug.
yeah.
how are you? good to see you.
well, yeah.
we have a lot to catch up on yeah.
which we should probably do over breakfast tomorrow because i'm beat.
yeah i-i know how traveling wears you out, mom.
um, i'm okay, you know? why why don't you gon to bed? i'lli'll close up here.
okay.
uh, your room's back there.
yep.
sure is.
good night.
good night.
okay, here's the deal.
i didn't know that i needed a plus one to my premiere, and i can't go alone, and i can't go with the other actor, because they'll think we're a couple.
and i can't go with my ex-boyfriend rick, or he'll think we're a couple.
and i can't go with laura, because that's just sad.
so will you be my plus one? thank you.
the limo picks us up tomorrow at 6:00.
tomorrow tomorrow? wait, you know what? uh, i'm supposed to go out with laura tomorrow.
she has some big plan that i don't know about.
she'll be fine with it.
i swear.
really? you sure? i'm positive.
i'll talk to her.
well, i've always wanted to be a plus one.
you're the greatest.
okay.
jimmy's in control.
what the hell are you doing here, jimmy? nothing.
hey, man, uh, green was sniffing around for you.
you forget about those interrogatories? he said noon.
dude, he once fired a guy for being five minutes early to a meeting instead of ten.
well, he needs to relax, everyone just needs to relax.
uh, i think you're the one who needs to relax.
what's your problem? i don't have a problem.
i'm fine.
yeah, you look fine.
come on, man.
i mean, yesterday we were celebrating, high-fiving, doing the wave.
what happened? well, if you must know the truth, jimmy, i got a bad review, all right? in the bedroom.
you okay? happy now? ouch.
uh, yeah.
exactly.
"nothing special.
" hey, kind of like that guy nicole slept with.
no.
you didn't.
oh, yes, you did.
you and nicole? you did it with ni you did it with nicole! if you tell anyone, jimmy, you're dead to me, okay? it's in the vault, man.
don't worry.
and, hey, uh, from what i've heard, nicole she's been with a-a lot of men.
i mean, she's in the record business.
i mean, e she probably did it with mick jagger, so you can't really judge if she thinks you're nothing special.
i was special! okay.
i'm i'm leaving, all right? and, uh, get back to work before green revokes your partnership, and i have to cancel your party.
hope you're ready for tonight.
wait oh, stephanie didn't tell you? tell me what? her premiere's tonight, and i'm her us one.
oh, no.
she didn't tell met hat.
- well, you didn't have no, no, no.
i actually hadn't figured out what we were gonna do.
oh, great.
you know, so we can do the, uh, the cheer-up thing another night.
yeah.
sure.
see ya.
hey, tina.
any interest in the clippers game tonight? what are we doing here? these are depositions letters, actually from women that i have known.
these are witnesses that will testify to the fact that i am not, nor have i ever been, "nothing special.
" what are you doing? you're crazy.
who's jenna martin? opposing counsel evans vs.
evans, november 2001.
did you win? of course i won.
i hate to lose.
and that is why i'm here, actually.
i want a do-over.
a what? one more shot so tspeak.
adam, you and i are never gonna have sex again ever.
okay? it's just not gonna happen.
why not? what's the worst you enjoy it? do you know how our friends would freak out? how brian would freak out if he found out that we were having recreational sex? so? dave and deena.
dave and deena? dave and deena.
dave and deena? what are they doing here? excuse me.
um ahem.
well, think of something quick.
what do you mean, i-i don't know.
why don't you just tell them? i mean, this whole secret thing is stupid.
no, i don't wanna tell 'em yet.
why not? just hi! hey! hey.
hi.
what are you guys doing here? oh, just going over some legal stuff.
yeah sounds exciting.
we just came to get some, uh uh, takeout yep.
for my mom.
well, i'm gonna get going home, too.
okay.
bye.
give the baby a kiss.
wow.
this has been crazy you know, dinner, the limo.
yeah, and, uh, we haven't even seen the movie yet.
wait, there's a movie, too? hey, everyone.
i'm samantha harris here in hollywood at the premiere of the new indie film, "dead end valley.
" here is costar and newcomer stephanie conner.
hi! hi, samantha.
i love your necklace.
so this is hey, how you doing? um, this is your first movie role? yeah, it was such an amazing experience.
i would think so.
and you know, everyone's saying, the buzz is, this is a breakout for you.
really? oh, my god.
this is so exciting.
i don't even know what to say.
well, you look great.
anyway, have fun.
i look forward to more great things.
you know, you're pretty cute, hiding back here all by yourself.
i wasn't hiding.
i just, you know, got lost on the way in.
thank you so much for coming with me.
i owe you.
i know last time that we had a moment, you were still with bridget.
but bridget's gone now, right? hey! come on in and meet m-a-r-k.
hello.
mommy, look what i learned.
isn't she brilliant? okay, frankie, i need you to clarify one thing for me.
why is there a deaf guy named mark in my kitchen? i got a proper teacher so my granddaughter can communicate.
you had no right to do that, mom.
this is a decision that deena and i are going to make together.
yes! well, what is taking so long? these are carrie's prime language acquisition years.
mommy, carrie's diaper's stinky! look, frankie, i'm a big fan of yours.
you know that.
it's just that you're making things very difficult right now.
why? 'cause i'm looking after my baby? carrie's fine.
she's great.
not carrie deena.
okay.
tell me the truth here.
uh, are you and deena having sexual intercourse? what does it matter? we're married! barely.
look she is on the cusp of of blossoming for the first time in her life, what with the girls and her new business, and there's no way she's gonna move forward if you keep holding her back.
what are you saying to me right now? look, people change, dave.
no one knows that more than.
you and deena you're you're different people now.
no.
you don't know what you're talking about.
you know, i-i know what it's like to try to breathe life into something that is not there anymore.
believe me.
you're not right for deena anymore.
we all know it.
you should just leave her be.
what's this? the discovery file on the anderson case.
oh.
very good work on the interrogatories.
thank you.
can i talk to you for a minute, sir in confidence? sure.
uh i saw hanley the other day, photocopying some documents, and maybe it's it's none of my business, but, uh, he seemed to be playing with the dates.
hillman, no one on my team does anything without my knowledge.
not hanley, not you.
we clear on that, partner? come in.
um, am i early? you're always right on time.
he creeps me out.
yeah, me, too.
let me get your contract.
uh right.
so gotham, uh, wants a 5-year deal.
i think we can get 'em down to two.
uh, as far as participation is concerned listen, adam, about the other night, at the bar, i think i was a little more rude than i usually am.
that's fine.
the truth is, it's probably not the smartest idea for me to be sleeping with my best friends' new boss.
so did you find a solution to your celibacy problem? uh, yeah, i did.
that's good, because i don't think i can be with somebody, you know, their first time back in the game.
i like to have my players have a little more control out on the field.
do you know what i mean? yeah.
yeah, i-i guess.
all right.
yeah, i'll talk to you later.
man.
last night was crazy at home, you know, with the whole lesbian in-law.
in fact, the whole week's been a little crappy.
it's not finished.
nope, it's not.
i was thinking that, you know, it's not really due until tomorrow, so we can work on it today, and we go in there tomorrow, and we just we wing it.
you know, like the zap days.
or we get an extension.
remember? come on, buddy.
"deadlines is for suckers, yo.
" remember that? we used to say that all the time? we'll make it work, all right? stop saying "we.
" there's no "we," dave.
it's just me, and now we're screwed.
i'll talk to you later.
i have a meeting now.
what are you doing? oh! ow! i'm just unloading the beer for the party.
god! this party sucks already baby, look, i know you're not happy about throwing the party here, but we're at adam's house all the time.
it's not fair.
but what who cares? we have nothing to be embarrassed about, all right? these people are our friends.
we can't hide it from them forever.
besides, uh, adam could really use this right now.
why? what's his problem? he just got made partner.
yeah.
um, you remember nicole's little sex story? "nothing special.
" no way! adam and nicole? oh, my god! that is frickin' fantastic! all right.
calm down, calm down, and keep it to yourself, woman.
look, keep it to yourself.
wow.
dave.
deena's husband.
yeah.
right.
listen, uh, sorry to hear about your guys' divorce.
not that i couldn't see it coming.
hey, you know what?! we're not divorced, jackass! hey.
hey.
getting ready for adam's party? yeah, sure am.
you're not coming? well, uh, uh, you know, i've got mom, and, uh, mark, the a.
s.
l.
teacher, is coming over.
uh, i've been working with him.
he's, you know, paid for through the week, so i called adam.
he said it was okay.
somethin' bothering you? we, uh, making a mistake? what? i mean, do you think that i'm holding you back in some way? because if i am, then i need to know.
da, hmm.
what did she say to you? why di't youell her that we were getting back together? because i knew yeah, well, you got that right.
you know, basically, she said, uh, that she didn't think we should be back together anymore.
that's ridiculous.
flat-out, she told me that you'd be better off without me.
she said that, uh, i'm not right for ya.
dave i gotta get to the party.
should be right here.
this should be it.
this can't be right.
wow.
this is nicer than your place.
shut up, brian.
uh, welcome.
please, come in.
uh what the hell? you guys have a lot of money.
how do y don't you guys think you could've mentioned this? mentioned what? that you live in a place like this.
it's a house.
get over it.
oh, excuse me.
hi.
have you never heard of a coaster? i think i need a drink.
hey, dave.
hey, sweetheart.
hey, jimmy.
see, i said it.
"hey, jimmy.
" that's great.
you know, it's funny.
it's really funny.
"hey, jimmy.
" i love that.
dave, right? don't you love that? no.
can i talk to you for a second? yeah, sure.
w, crazy, huh? why is it that, uh, things never turn out the way you plan them? ahem.
well, you know, i guess that's just how life is.
god, i'm sorry.
that was stupid.
no, you're right.
you just have to roll with it.
try a new path lower expectations if you have to.
ah, like when having sex with me? not what i meant, adam.
what i said before to the girls i didn't mean that.
i-i just said it to throw them off the scent.
sex with you was fantastic, okay? almost perfect to have the first man i was with after angelo be a friend a good friend, someone i could trust and be free with.
and you were so sweet and manly and hot.
kind of freaked me out.
'cause we can't have a thing, you know? yeah, i know.
i'm still glad we did what we did.
me, too.
that's right.
look who's signing.
good girl.
hey, what you doing? you try one, honey.
oh, uh oh, come on, deena.
yeah, no.
we've been working all day.
she's really good at it.
yeah, like mother, like daughter.
uh i don't know what she said.
she said she she's not like you.
uh, mom, uh you want me to take up golf? no, no, no, no, uh i want you to go.
i want you to leave, mom.
why? 'cause of mark? no, no.
no.
no.
it's it'sit's not about it's not about mark.
no, no, i love mark.
but what you don't understand is i love dave.
honey, of of course you do.
he's the father of your children.
y-y-you you're in the middle of a divorce, and it's hard, and it's confusing.
i know.
mom, dave and i started dating again a few weeks ago, and it's going good.
mom, it's going really good, and i'm not sure where it's headed, but i want it to work.
why didn't you why didn't you tell me? because you would start lling me how you did it, and then you would start telling me how you think i should do it.
i'll leave tomorrow.
oh, whoa, not so fast.
all right.
oh, that's good.
so let me get this straight real quick.
you got the promotion, right? but you're not getting a house like this.
no.
not even close.
that sucks.
yeah.
you're telling me.
hey, hold on there, sister.
i need you to spill it.
okay, i know you're wondering, but there's nothing to tell.
yeah.
hey, i'm taking off.
can you get a ride? yeah, totally, and if not, i can probably stay in this house.
uh, no houseguests.
okay.
hey, dude, you all right? yeah, yeah, i just, uh, got a lot of work to do.
mm.
mm-hmm.
congrats.
yeah, well, hey, you're the boss.
why don't you make, uh, dave do it? that's funny.
some boss.
what was that? nothing.
no, you got something to say, i want to hear it.
you don't want to hear go ahead.
screw up your career.
what do i care? i didn't screw up you screwed it up.
you waltzed in.
you took my promotion, started ordering me around.
come on.
you got some notes about my outfit? promotion wasn't yours.
it never was.
i'm the best guy and the only guy until you.
so, what, you're jealous? because natasha was never gonna give it to you.
she didn't even want you on the the skateboard project.
what? she told me not to put you on it.
she thinks you're slow and uninspired, and i gave it to you anyway.
is that what you think? you know what? i don't care.
what the hell does natasha know? she doesn't know anything.
you know why? "cause she's never created a video game ever! and you know what? i don't want your pity.
it wasn't pity.
you know, i put my job on the line to give you a shot, and you pissed it away.
no, no, no, no, no, no.
not in there.
not in there.
you're lil tammy? i'm sorry.
no.
you're lil tammy.
that show was on for, like, six years.
hey, everyone, look! ivy is lil tammy! what? she is.
whoa.
okay, so now you don't even knock? guess who's on tv? they've been playing it all day.
oh, great.
here's my favorite part.
caught stephanie conner locking lips with a nameless escort yeah.
look, if you came here just to make me feel bad, you can just get in line.
yeah, i'm sorry i blew you off, and i'm sorry i had a good time.
what else what else can i say? nothing.
it's just i was trying so hard to help you get over bridget, and the next thing i know, you're on national tv, making out with stephanie.
i don't know.
it just makes me feel stupid.
you're not stupid, and you did help.
i mean, the brownies didn't help, but you did.
and kissing stephanie that just happen.
i mean, it wasn't, like, this big plan that i had.
well, you should know that she's probably not looking for anything serious right now.
i know.
me either.
that's probably why we got along so well.
well you should ask her out.
i mean, i don't know.
if you want to.
she could really use a guy like you in her life right now.
you are a good friend, you know that? thanks.
hey.
hey.
listen, i just wanted to tell you that, uh, i didn't actively try to sabotage you or the project.
i mean, i got a lot going on, but i think the truth is this 's gonna take me a little while to get used to this the whole new me and you thing.
yeah, i think i gotta work on that, too.
jelly bean? i'm okay.
so look, dude, i'm gonna go talk to natasha, and i'm just gonna tell her the truth.
no.
no, no, you won't.
this project i've been looking at it andand looking at it and looking at it, and, uh, it sucks.
dude, totally sucks.
knowing natasha, she gave it to me just to test me, and, um, you know what? we're scrapping this game.
so that gives us, uh, an hour to come up with something.
i got this thing.
yeah? i just started developing it, though, okay? so you gotta go easy on me, but if k.
c.
gaming is looking for stuff for 14-year-old boys, i think this is kinda cool.
"life sucks"? i love it.
she loves it.
oh, love.
that's great.
well, "love" is a little strong.
it has, uh, tremendous potential.
you know, i have to say, brian, i'm a little surprised that you wasted company time on that skateboard game.
great job, greco.
i knew you had it in you.
yep.
thank you.
this was a test, wasn't it? don't get paranoid.
and don't defy me again.
hey.
hey, mom.
you, uh, you need some help packin'? no, thanks.
i i always pack light.
uh, listen, uh, about, uh, last night, i no, don't, okay? i said the same thing to my mother.
i think it's a rite of passage.
you know, one day while it's hard for you to comprehend this your little girls are gonna grow up, and, uh, all of a sudden, you're gonna be irrelevant, unnecessary.
it's just the strangest thing.
i-i sometimes don't know how to be here, but you're a you're a grown woman, and i-i need to step back.
i do.
i do.
but i just want what's best for you.
okay? the same as you want for your kids, so just know that.
i do.
i do, mom.
i love you.
i love you, and you always have a place here.
oh, darlin'.
come back soon, okay? honey, i don't wanna go.
i love you so much.
love you.
make your mommy bring you to see me, okay? okay.
all right, i love you.
i love you, mom.
oh, sweetheart.
okay.
bye-bye, poppets.
bye, darlings.
bye.
love you.
love you.
ready to go? yeah hey, dave, i i owe you an apology.
no.
i was out of line.
it's cool.
no, no.
just 'cause i'm not a fan of intercourse, doesn't mean it's not right for deena.
wow.
joke.
yeah.
that's a good one.
yeah.
oh, you are so cool.
yeah, yeah, well, maybe someday, deena will think so.
well, maybe we can put in a good word for each other.
i would like that.
be good.
you're a good man, dave.
thank you.
everything's gonna be fine.
yeah.
thanks.
yeah, i'm coming! comin'.
bye.
bye.
that's funny.
i wasn't expecting a package, and you certainly didn't have to deliver it yourself.
well, i'm feeling much better since the last time i saw you.
oh, really? so i'm guessing you're in the right, um, place? well, i hope so.
i guess you're okay with me being dave and brian's boss, huh? who are dave and brian?
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