What I Like About You (2002) s04e18 Episode Script

Finally

Have fun in Chicago.
I guess this is goodbye.
I guess so.
[ sighs .]
Bye, Vince.
Bye, Holly.
Okay, goodbye, Mr.
Meladeo.
Bye, Mrs.
Meladeo.
Not yet, but in 32 hours.
Oh, I'm counting.
I feel great, and tonight, at 6:00, I am gonna be Mrs.
Val Tyler not-looking-for-flaws-anymore Meladeo.
Whoa.
Excuse me.
We're doing a house-to-house search for two escaped convicts.
Nobody leaves.
Val, sweetie, I brought you that tea you asked for -- I didn't ask for -- Just drink it and act casual! I figured out a way to break out of this joint.
- Holly, are you insane? - Just act casual! Lauren, do you think you can get the S.
W.
A.
T.
guys away from the side door? Oh, honey, I can get them to move away from the door and buy me a caddy-lac.
All right, Val.
You ready to go? Holly, I don't think this is such a good idea.
They're not letting anybody in or out, and they all have really big guns.
All right.
Fine.
If you don't want to walk down the aisle today, say "I do" to the man of your dreams, and after six months of waiting and yearning and longing for Vic, if you don't want to finally Move it, Wildfire! What I like about you You really know how to dance When you go up, down, jump around Talk about true romance Yeah Keep on whisperin' in my ear Tell me all the things that I wanna hear 'Cause it's true That's what I like about you That's what I like about you That's what I like about you, you, you That's what I like about you That's what I like about you That's what I like about Uh-huh Uh-huh It's what I like about you I can't believe you're leaving today.
What am I gonna do without you, man? [ sobs .]
God, you're still crying.
No, I'm good.
Listen, Gary, I know what you're going through, okay? But man up.
All right, come on.
So your best friend is moving to Chicago.
What are you, a 13-year-old girl? Huh? "Oh, my God, my bestie is totally departing.
I'm dying.
" Come on, man up, dude.
How? M-my heart is breaking and my emotions are so close to the surface.
Well, deny them, okay? If you can't do it for yourself, do it for Vince.
He is starting a new job in a new city where he doesn't know anyone, okay? You need to help him out.
[ gasps .]
Yeah, yeah, I guess you're right.
- We got to help him out.
- Right.
- We got to do this for Vince.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we got to send Vince off on a high note! - High note.
Got to send Vince off on a positive note! Yeah, we got to be strong for Vince.
What's up, guys? [ sobs .]
Vince.
Gary, we talked about this.
We're gonna e-mail.
We bought the video chat.
[ groans .]
[ sighs .]
Listen, man, uh, sorry I can't stay for the wedding, but, uh can you do me a favor? Yeah.
Can you tell Val how much I love her and how much she meant to me all these years? And tell Holly you know.
Just want to know ya Just want to talk to ya I'd always let you get your way Something good will come our way La, la, la, la, la, la Something good [ Vince .]
: Gary? Gary? [ exhales deeply .]
[ sobs .]
Vic.
Well, well, well.
If it isn't Officer Rubin, Tina's little boyfriend.
Seat yourself.
Uh, actually, I'm here on official police business.
Two convicts escaped several miles from the spa where the ladies are, and nobody's allowed in or out until these men have been apprehended.
- Are the girls okay? - Lauren and Tina -- they're fine.
But Holly and Val -- they're unaccounted for.
What are you talking about? Well, Val was very anxious to get to her wedding, so the two girls escaped on horseback.
Oh, my damn.
Oh, my damn! So y-you're saying they're all alone out there in the middle of nowhere, where they can run into the escaped convicts or they can be held hostage! Oh, my God! Hey, man.
[ laughs .]
Hey, Vic.
Nothing's wrong.
Nothing's wrong at all.
- What's wrong? - What'd I just say? Hey, Vic, have you seen Lauren? I knocked on the bride's room, but no one was in there.
Maybe they got stuck in traffic.
I'll give them a call.
[ beep .]
This is Officer Rubin.
[ Lauren .]
: Help us! We're stuck at a spa! You got to get us out of here! Wow, that sounded like Lauren.
What makes you think that was Lauren? In case I die, my name is Lauren! S.
W.
A.
T.
officers have locked down a five-mile perimeter around the spa due to a prison break.
Wait, what? Vic, don't worry, all right? I'm here, man.
Anything you need [ sobbing .]
: Lean on me.
Gary, Gary, come on.
Don't go there, all right? There's no reason to panic.
We don't know anything yet.
Marcus, take my phone.
See what you can find out.
Gary, you with me? We're gonna find out the facts.
We're gonna stay focused.
We're gonna stay strong.
Vic, where are my daughters? [ crying .]
We don't know, Daddy! [ Holly .]
: Who's the best sister in the world? Holly, Holly, Holly Who's gonna get her sister to the -- Wait, wait, wait! Stop, stop, stop the horse! My shoe fell off! Okay, go get it.
How? It's too high.
Make it sit.
Holly, horses don't sit.
All right, you know what? I will get it.
Whoa.
[ grunts .]
Where did you drop it? Over there, by the rock.
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
I want to get a picture.
Holly, come on.
You look so beautiful in that light.
Are you insane? It will be such a cute picture for your album.
Sit on the rock! Holly, I want to get to my wedding.
You look like a teenager in that light.
One picture won't kill us.
Never a bridesmaid, always a bride.
Okay, sister shot.
Oh, God.
Oh, come on.
It'll take two seconds.
How long did you set the timer for? Is there a choice? Hmm, maybe pressed the wrong button.
Ugh, isn't that always the case? Okay, we're done.
[ giggles .]
Cute.
- Holly? - Yeah, Val? Something missing here? What's that, Val? Where'd you tie up the horse, Holly? Tie it, Val? Oh.
Never gonna be happy.
I hate Holly.
Holly lost the horse and ruined everything.
I hate her.
Holly's bad.
Shut up.
What? Oh, I'm sorry.
Maybe you didn't hear me.
I said, "shut up!" I'm so sick of hearing your voice! Yeah? Well, I am so sick of you screwing everything up! You come up with these plans, and they blow up in my face! The only time anything ever works out around here is when I am there to pick up the pieces! Oh, well, then this would be a good time to do that! Yeah, I can't fix this one, Holly.
You finally broke me.
Good job.
Ho-ho! I cannot believe that you're actually blaming me for this! I came up with this whole plan to help you.
I thought, "No way can I let Val ruin another one of her weddings.
" You screwed up the other wedding, too! Oh, right.
Well, you should be thanking me for screwing that wedding up.
It has only made your life fuller and more interesting.
Oh, yeah.
You are real interesting, Holly.
[ laughs .]
Yeah, what was it? Let's see.
"I love Vince.
I love Henry.
"Oh, I love Ben.
College is hard.
"I love Vince, I love Ben, I love Henry.
" It's fascinating, Holly! Really fascinating! Val, I am 19 years old! This is what we do! You, on the other hand, you're 80 and still mental! You know what -- if I make you so miserable, then why don't you just move out? [ laughs .]
Why don't you move out? Fine, okay, I'll move out.
As long as I don't have to see your face anymore! Oh, you love my face! You would die without me! You know what? Your life sucked before I came along.
"Sucked" as in "was great"! Oh, liar! Look how you lie! See how you lie, you liar?! You know who I feel sorriest for in this whole thing? Vic.
'Cause unless I kill you, he's gonna have to marry your ass! Yeah, and then we are gonna move to a house in Argentina.
Uh-huh, and then you're never gonna see me again.
Oh, bueno! Hey, you know what, sister? You're gonna miss me.
Well, you're gonna miss me more.
Oh, no, no, no! You are gonna miss me more! - No, you're gonna miss me more! - No, me more! - Me more! - Me more! [ sobbing .]
Oh I don't want to move to Argentina.
Then why did you buy a house there? I just said that 'cause I hated you then, but I don't hate you anymore -- I love you.
I love you, and I'm sorry about being all mean and stuff, but I'm just nervous because everything's changing and nothing's gonna be the same.
I know.
It's never gonna be just the two of us anymore.
Do you think that's why we're fighting? It's just a subtext for our pain? Yes.
[ both sob .]
[ sniffles .]
So, we all better now? Yeah, yeah, except for the whole, you know Being stuck in the middle of nowhere thing? Yeah.
Sorry, Val.
Oh, it's okay.
Come here.
It's fine.
We're okay.
[ sighs .]
You know what, guys? I'm just gonna tell everybody to go home.
I mean, we don't know how much longer this is gonna go on.
We're here! We're alive! Nobody has to worry anymore! Why doesn't anyone look happy? Where are Val and Holly? They stole a horse and left the spa hours ago.
If they let you out, they must have caught the guys.
No, no, they still haven't caught them.
Rubin sent a helicopter for us.
Well, this is all my fault.
Why did I have to be so generous and take us all to that fabulous spa? So, uh, I know it's getting kind of late, and, um well, obviously there's not gonna be a wedding here today.
[ spectators murmuring .]
But, look, I would just like to thank everyone for coming, and, um, as soon as we find out anything, I promise to call you and let you know what's going on.
So thank you.
Thanks.
Nobody move! Everybody sit back down! This time, there is going to be a wedding, I swear! Music! Hi, Daddy.
[ Mendelssohn's "Wedding March" plays .]
I've never been so happy to see anyone in my entire life.
Yeah, yeah, let's walk and talk.
Come on.
[ music continues .]
Hi.
Sorry I'm late.
You're here now.
[ sighs .]
God, you're beautiful.
Are you ready to get married? - Yes! - Yes! - Yes! - Yes! We are gathered here to join these two people in holy matrimony.
I'm looking at you with stars up above It must be true We're falling in love But look at us n-o-o-o-ow It took so long to find ou-u-u-u-t This is the beginning Of a new life Baby, keep holding on It's time to start living Okay, look.
I've been trying to say something to you all day, but it just hasn't been the right time, and, you know, I wanted to be romantic and everything with the candles and the music -- I love you, too.
Me too.
It seems like a dream Just being with you Val are you ready be married to me? I will.
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
Look at us n-o-o-o-ow It took so long to find ou-u-u-u-t This is the beginning Of a new life Baby, keep holding on So, did you notice, huh? No "Star Wars" decorations? The guys and I worked all night so you could have your dream wedding.
I know you were trying to go with the flow, baby, but I know you.
[ chuckles .]
You don't know me at all.
What makes my dream wedding is you.
But you mean I could have had Yoda? [ laughter .]
So, it's just you and me, Gar.
Vince is in Chicago.
Tina's with Rubin.
So you really love her, don't you? A little.
But it's too late now.
Happiness sucks.
It's so weird how everything could be going so perfectly, and then -- Holly, Vince knows.
Vince knows what? You were right.
Robyn was after him.
So Vince knew about Robyn and he still left? It just all went so far.
I guess he figured it'd be best for the both of you guys to make a clean start.
I guess it's really over.
For the both of us.
- Losers.
- Losers.
[ applause .]
[ glass clinks .]
May I have your attention, please? As father of the bride, it's traditional to make a toast, but I think that the perfect words are best expressed in her mother's favorite song.
Someday When I'm awfully low When the world is cold I will feel a glow Just thinking of you And the way you look ton-i-i-i-i-ight [ chuckles .]
Yes, you're lovely With your smile so warm And your cheek so soft There is nothing for me but to l-o-o-o-ove you And the way you look ton-i-i-i-i-ight Oh.
Come on.
How you doing, pumpkin? Dad, I'm miserable.
I'm putting on a happy face for Val, but I'm not happy.
- You're hiding it well, baby.
- Well, you know.
I love him, Daddy.
I know.
I know.
I know you're sad, but well, there's no "but.
" You're sad.
Um but trust me, baby, things are gonna get better.
They will.
[ Vince .]
: May I cut in? You came back.
Good to see you, Henry.
Vince, what are you doing here? You're in Chicago.
All the way to the airport, I tried to picture my life without you and I couldn't.
I love you, Holly.
I'm so sorry I didn't believe you, and you were right.
There is nothing for me but to l-o-o-o-ove you And the way you look ton-i-i-i-i-ight With each word Your tenderness grows Well, it took you long enough.
Val! Can you believe that Vince came back? Oh, I know.
I'm so happy for you guys.
You believe I finally got married? I know.
I'm so happy for you guys.
Hey, thanks for getting me here.
Aw.
Thanks for taking me in when I was 16 and no one else wanted me.
My pleasure.
[ laughs .]
Well, looks like my bad-luck wedding streak is finally over.
I know, and it should last, if you don't keep bugging Vic with all your annoying questions.
Oh, believe me, I don't even have what do you mean by "annoying"? Oh, I'm just saying that Oh, yeah, I know what you're saying.
You think I ask too many questions.
It's your day.
How often do you get married? Actually, you get married a lot.
Maybe you should go back to college.
You should be standing with your husband under all the "Star Wars" stuff.
[ both talking at once .]
- But I still love you.
- But I still love you.

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